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who do i think i am? glad you asked im dave "all you can eat buttffet" strider dave "one inch tongue punch" strider dave "pacific rim" strider dave "ass to mouth skill level with no gap" strider dave "dinner is served face first" strider dave "meatier meteor splitter" strider dave "back door catering" strider dave "full moon festival feaster" strider dave "meat between the buns sandwich artisan" strider dave "crack attack" strider dave "taint missin a single goddamn meal" strider dave "cheeky" strider dave "three hour trombone soloist" strider dave "bottomless brunch honored" strider dave "analysis" strider dave "she was on the tip of my tongue" strider dave "cake by the ocean" strider dave "rear admiral on deck" strider dave "buttery biscuit bandit" strider dave "worships at the profaned altar below" strider dave "walks through the valley of the shadow of death" strider dave "bun appetit" strider dave "tongue twister champion" strider dave "bottom feeder" strider dave "legally classified as a chair for shipping purposes" strider dave "lunar eclipse watcher" strider dave "anal voyeur" strider dave "sit here and wait for your table" strider dave "runs his mouth" strider
JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. 001/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER... XXXxxxx "THE RIFFLE IN SPACETIME" / "MAJYYK THE SCATTERING - BETA SET" xxxxXXX THE RIFFLE IN SPACETIME. THE STRIFATAS SPECIBINIBuS. THE BLACK LOTuS. MAJYYK THE SCATTERING THE BETA SET. THE RIFFLE IN SPACE TIME. THE DISCARDED uPPER HAND. THE FINAL DRAW. THIS JuJu IS QuITE LITERALLY CIVILIZATION ALTERING IN THE WRONG OR RIGHT HANDS. ARMIES COuLD FALL AND RISE AGAIN IN ARMS. ALL WITHOuT AN ARMORY. THE ABILITY TO ONLY CARRY THINGS WITH YOuR OWN TWO HANDS WAS ALWAYS SEEN AS ONE OF GENEOLOGY'S GREATEST FAILuRES. AND IMPEDIMENTS TO TOTAL GLOBAL CONQuEST. ON A BITCHWIMP LOW PLANETARY LEVEL. THIS IS WHY WOMANLY BASKETS WERE WEAVED. THIS IS WHY QuIVERING QuIVERS WERE CONCEIVED OF. THIS IS WHY QuITE FRANKLY. WEAPONS WERE MADE HAND FREE AND LONG RANGE. BuT THE RIFFLE IN SPACETIME. MADE ALL OF THAT IRRELEVANT. IT IS THE COMPACTING OF ANY AND EVERY WEAPON. RAISED AGAINST YOu. OR BY YOuR OWN HAND. AFTER A BLOODTHIRSTY RAMPAGE. INTO A GORGEOuS LITTLE STANDARD SIZE DECK. OF PLAYING CARDS. THINK OF IT LIKE. IF A CARD. COuLD BE A TRAP. AS A RESPONSE. IN THE FINAL MOMENT. A "GOTCHA". ITS MYSTICAL MAJYYKS ALLOW IT TO SEAL THE ESSENCE OF EVERY WEAPON. uNIQuELY GRAFTED ONTO A PLAYING CARD THAT. MuCH LIKE THE ENTIRE ASSEMBLY. IS NOT DEFAuLT PHYSICALLY CARRIED. WE. AND BY WE. I MEAN MY SISTER. ACTuALLY DID NOT LIKE THIS ONE. LIKE PROMETHEuS TO FIRE. SHE TOOK MY PERSONAL BELIEF THAT WE SHOuLD DISTRIBuTE IT TO THE MANY. AND AFTER CAREFuL CONSIDERATION. AND MANY CONVINCING ARGuMENTS WON BY ME. SHE DECIDED TO STEAL AND DISTRIBuTE IT HALPHAZARDLY. BuT WITHOuT TEMPORAL STABILITY. THE DuMB CuNT FuCKED IT uP. AND SPILLED THE CARDS FuCKING EVERYWHERE THROuGHOuT THE KNOWN AN uNKOWN uNIVERSE. THE THING IS. THESE ARE VERY FuCKING OLD. AND LARGELY uSELESS TO MOST GALAXIES AND PLANETS. WHO ALREADY HAVE THE SCATTERED SPECIALIZED VERSIONS. uNLESS YOu GREW uP ON A PLANET. WITH A PACIFIER IN THE MOuTH OF ITS MOLTEN CORE. THAT FORBID PVP. SuCH AS BEFORuS. YOu ARE BETTER OFF SIMPLY DOING WHAT YOu DO BEST. YOu HAVE TO BE VERY TALENTED. EXCEPTIONALLY SKILLED. REMARKABLY GIFTED. AND MuRDEROuSLY PROFICIENT. IN MANY AREAS ALL AT ONCE. TO EVEN GET VALuE OuT OF THIS THING. YOu WOuLD NEED A BLOOD SOAKED LIFETIME SPENT. PER WEAPON TYPE. TO BE ABLE TO MAKE FuLLY INTEGRATED uSE. OF SuCH A VINTAGE. RETRO. HIT CLASSIC. AND CHRONOLOGICALLY ANACHRONISTIC. IMPOSSIBLE GIFT. AND MANY LIFETIMES. OF WEALTH. TO AFFORD IT. SITuATIONAL IN THE TRuEST SENSE. AND YET. I HAVE A BuYER. INCREDIBLE. I WAITED ALL OF TIME FOR THIS STuPID FuCKING THING TO SELL. ONLY TO NOTICE. A TINY BLIP. FANCY FuCKING THAT. uNFORTuNATELY. THE BuYER IS NOT A TIME TRAVELER. AND CANNOT COLLECT ON HIS OWN. AS SuCH. I HAVE DELEGATED THE RESPONSIBILITY. TO MY MOST TRuSTED OF ERRAND RuNNERS. THROAT MAILBOX SLITTERS. AND DELIVERERS. OF DEATH. THIS JuJu. IS CuRRENTLY. ENTRuSTED TO. AND IN THE POSSESSION. OF MY @handMaid FOR STORAGE. AND LATER DELIVERY. THE TEMPLATE. OF EVERY ONE MAN OR ONE WOMAN ARMY. IS NO MORE FITTINGLY HANDLED. THAN BY YOu. uNTIL THE DAY. YOu HAND IT OFF. TO THE SPENDTHRIFT. WHO WILL BE MOST PLEASED INDEED. TO COLLECT. OH. THE TRADING OF CARDS...SO FuN. SO PLACID. SO SIMPLE.
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Merry #VoreDay the First, to the enlightened. Theme of today's illustrative clash is, naturally, in line with the holiday: 7th of August — The Eater. Our commissioner would like to remain anonymous. Aside from a small, Junior-dequirked message to a very unlucky victim, which follows. @imJunior: Anonymize this missive. ==> Having glimpsed my unenviable fate in the certain future, I would like to exercise some small control over the here and the now and the torment to come. This will be finished at just the right moment to make him furious. Crazy. But hey. An artist has to make a living. So butter your biscuits and get straight nasty on the click-through. This sucker only loops once, per commissioner's orders, so rewatches are manual... And they say that #sadism is dead.
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DON’T FALL FOR HER TEMPTRESS WILES. YOU FOOL.
HI CANS. HE MEANS THE NEW HANDMAID. THE KNOCKOFF. THE UGLY MUSTARD ONE. THAT SMELLS LIKE BARKBEAST PISS. OBVIOUSLY.
calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
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