CALIBORN

2 weeks ago

CEO OF SEX

LEGALIZED SEX MARRIAGE. AND OuT OF MARRIAGE. REALLY. ALL SEX.

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@caliBorn[CB]

JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. 001/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER... XXXxxxx "THE RIFFLE IN SPACETIME" / "MAJYYK THE SCATTERING - BETA SET" xxxxXXX THE RIFFLE IN SPACETIME. THE STRIFATAS SPECIBINIBuS. THE BLACK LOTuS. MAJYYK THE SCATTERING THE BETA SET. THE RIFFLE IN SPACE TIME. THE DISCARDED uPPER HAND. THE FINAL DRAW. THIS JuJu IS QuITE LITERALLY CIVILIZATION ALTERING IN THE WRONG OR RIGHT HANDS. ARMIES COuLD FALL AND RISE AGAIN IN ARMS. ALL WITHOuT AN ARMORY. THE ABILITY TO ONLY CARRY THINGS WITH YOuR OWN TWO HANDS WAS ALWAYS SEEN AS ONE OF GENEOLOGY'S GREATEST FAILuRES. AND IMPEDIMENTS TO TOTAL GLOBAL CONQuEST. ON A BITCHWIMP LOW PLANETARY LEVEL. THIS IS WHY WOMANLY BASKETS WERE WEAVED. THIS IS WHY QuIVERING QuIVERS WERE CONCEIVED OF. THIS IS WHY QuITE FRANKLY. WEAPONS WERE MADE HAND FREE AND LONG RANGE. BuT THE RIFFLE IN SPACETIME. MADE ALL OF THAT IRRELEVANT. IT IS THE COMPACTING OF ANY AND EVERY WEAPON. RAISED AGAINST YOu. OR BY YOuR OWN HAND. AFTER A BLOODTHIRSTY RAMPAGE. INTO A GORGEOuS LITTLE STANDARD SIZE DECK. OF PLAYING CARDS. THINK OF IT LIKE. IF A CARD. COuLD BE A TRAP. AS A RESPONSE. IN THE FINAL MOMENT. A "GOTCHA". ITS MYSTICAL MAJYYKS ALLOW IT TO SEAL THE ESSENCE OF EVERY WEAPON. uNIQuELY GRAFTED ONTO A PLAYING CARD THAT. MuCH LIKE THE ENTIRE ASSEMBLY. IS NOT DEFAuLT PHYSICALLY CARRIED. WE. AND BY WE. I MEAN MY SISTER. ACTuALLY DID NOT LIKE THIS ONE. LIKE PROMETHEuS TO FIRE. SHE TOOK MY PERSONAL BELIEF THAT WE SHOuLD DISTRIBuTE IT TO THE MANY. AND AFTER CAREFuL CONSIDERATION. AND MANY CONVINCING ARGuMENTS WON BY ME. SHE DECIDED TO STEAL AND DISTRIBuTE IT HALPHAZARDLY. BuT WITHOuT TEMPORAL STABILITY. THE DuMB CuNT FuCKED IT uP. AND SPILLED THE CARDS FuCKING EVERYWHERE THROuGHOuT THE KNOWN AN uNKOWN uNIVERSE. THE THING IS. THESE ARE VERY FuCKING OLD. AND LARGELY uSELESS TO MOST GALAXIES AND PLANETS. WHO ALREADY HAVE THE SCATTERED SPECIALIZED VERSIONS. uNLESS YOu GREW uP ON A PLANET. WITH A PACIFIER IN THE MOuTH OF ITS MOLTEN CORE. THAT FORBID PVP. SuCH AS BEFORuS. YOu ARE BETTER OFF SIMPLY DOING WHAT YOu DO BEST. YOu HAVE TO BE VERY TALENTED. EXCEPTIONALLY SKILLED. REMARKABLY GIFTED. AND MuRDEROuSLY PROFICIENT. IN MANY AREAS ALL AT ONCE. TO EVEN GET VALuE OuT OF THIS THING. YOu WOuLD NEED A BLOOD SOAKED LIFETIME SPENT. PER WEAPON TYPE. TO BE ABLE TO MAKE FuLLY INTEGRATED uSE. OF SuCH A VINTAGE. RETRO. HIT CLASSIC. AND CHRONOLOGICALLY ANACHRONISTIC. IMPOSSIBLE GIFT. AND MANY LIFETIMES. OF WEALTH. TO AFFORD IT. SITuATIONAL IN THE TRuEST SENSE. AND YET. I HAVE A BuYER. INCREDIBLE. I WAITED ALL OF TIME FOR THIS STuPID FuCKING THING TO SELL. ONLY TO NOTICE. A TINY BLIP. FANCY FuCKING THAT. uNFORTuNATELY. THE BuYER IS NOT A TIME TRAVELER. AND CANNOT COLLECT ON HIS OWN. AS SuCH. I HAVE DELEGATED THE RESPONSIBILITY. TO MY MOST TRuSTED OF ERRAND RuNNERS. THROAT MAILBOX SLITTERS. AND DELIVERERS. OF DEATH. THIS JuJu. IS CuRRENTLY. ENTRuSTED TO. AND IN THE POSSESSION. OF MY @handMaid FOR STORAGE. AND LATER DELIVERY. THE TEMPLATE. OF EVERY ONE MAN OR ONE WOMAN ARMY. IS NO MORE FITTINGLY HANDLED. THAN BY YOu. uNTIL THE DAY. YOu HAND IT OFF. TO THE SPENDTHRIFT. WHO WILL BE MOST PLEASED INDEED. TO COLLECT. OH. THE TRADING OF CARDS...SO FuN. SO PLACID. SO SIMPLE.

chittr.ingCALIBORN on chittrJUJU MOTHERFUCKERY. PRELUDE/∞. EXUENT. ALL. LOSERS. CUCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE UNWORTHY. ENTER. YOU. NONE OF THESE THINGS. IF YOU ARE STILL READING. YOU NEVER AGAIN WILL BE. IT HAS COME TO MY NIGH OM…chittr.ing