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@gullibleTrickster

Crooning enthusiast, table stickball 'champion', hat wearer, and Midnight City odd job doer.

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Recently I Ĥad tΦ explain ĤΦΨ 'Quantum Gullibility' ΨΦrks tΦ sΦmeΦne. SΦ I dΦn't need tΦ dΦ sΦ e∇er again Ĥere's a sĤΦrt guide I dreΨ up. (draΨn by yΦurs truely) Ĥttps://file.garden/ag0pX-4M∇Ry86ĤΦZ/GullsGuide.png

I Ĥate ĤΦΨ messy time is arΦund Ĥere sΦmetimes, Φne slip up and I get tĤrΦΨn Φ∇er a Ψeek intΦ tĤe future. All my eggs are bad nΦΨ and I missed a Ψeek Φf my sĤΦΨs.

SΦmetimes I ΨΦnder ΨĤΦ Ψrites tĤe lΦcal neΨs ΨitĤ Ĥeadlines like "BeΨildered man fΦund ΨitĤ mace in face!".

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I'm sΦrry tΦ ΨĤΦe∇er Φrdered sΦmetĤing at TĤe ManΦr but I really Ψanted tĤat package tΦ Ĥa∇e a neΨ Ĥat instead Φf ΨĤate∇er Ψas in it.

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E∇erytĤing sĤΦuld just be ∇ariΦus sĤades Φf green.

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Just saΨ sΦme Ψeird small lΦng eared creature run dΦΨn tĤe Ĥall, I Ĥa∇e nΦ idea ΨĤat it is sΦ I'm gΦing tΦ grab a bΦΦk fΦr prΦtectiΦn.

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It's alΨays funny tΦ me ĤΦΨ tĤe lΦcal mΦb bΦss is just Φn Ĥere spΦuting Φut ΨĤate∇er all tĤe time.

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@aberrantlyCapricious[AC]

many such cases

I migĤt'∇e blended in tΦΦ Ψell. I'∇e Φnly been in tĤe manΦr fΦr tΨΦ days, but I'm pretty sure I'∇e been mistaken fΦr sΦmeΦne else fi∇e times already.

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ĤypΦtĤetically, if Φne Ψanted tΦ jΦin a criminal ΦrganizatiΦn, ΨΦuld it be pΦssible tΦ just Ψalk in and act as if tĤey ΨΦrk tĤere?

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Possibly. If you looked the part and had some knowledge of the organization. I think it could be accomplished.

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I'll make sure tΦ tell my ĤypΦtĤetical friend ΨĤΦ asked abΦut tĤis.

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If sΦmeΦne is able tΦ gΦ back by tΨΦ days and stΦp me frΦm buying tĤat aΨful lamp I'll pay yΦu fΦr it.

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@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < it wont nyactually stop the you that us typing this furom having bought the lamp you get that right

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@mrBenedict[MB]

one hour. take it or leave it.

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TĤe lamp I Φrdered is sligĤtly Φff in tĤe sĤade Φf green I Ψanted, but tĤe refund deadline Ψas sΦmeĤΦΨ a day befΦre I gΦt it. ĤΦΨ dΦes tĤat ΨΦrk?

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Would it be possible t' paint it or somethin'...?

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But tĤen I'd need tΦ buy anΦtĤer can Φf me cΦlΦred paint.

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@vitalBrush[VB]

Um... gosh... tha's true, isn't it...

SĤΦpping fΦr tĤe rigĤt sĤade Φf green is sΦ Ĥard Φ∇er tĤe pĤΦne because I just just pΦint at myself and say "TĤis sĤade rigĤt Ĥere".

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@destinedKiller[DK]

lime green is the term youre looking for.

Ĥate Ψaking up in tĤe middle Φf tĤe nigĤt and being reminded Φf ⭐ feelings tĤat Ψill prΦbably ne∇er be reciprΦcated.

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Recently I Ĥad tΦ explain ĤΦΨ 'Quantum Gullibility' ΨΦrks tΦ sΦmeΦne. SΦ I dΦn't need tΦ dΦ sΦ e∇er again Ĥere's a sĤΦrt guide I dreΨ up. (draΨn by yΦurs truely) Ĥttps://file.garden/ag0pX-4M∇Ry86ĤΦZ/GullsGuide.png

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@bubbleBlower[BB]

I'm taking notes! ..Is that a Hat or a Dog's head?

ΨĤat it is isn't impΦrtant but it Ψas tĤe Ĥead Φf a dΦg I saΨ Φn Ĥere Φnce... I dΦn't Ĥa∇e dΦg Ĥeads Φr jujus in bΦxes.

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@bubbleBlower[BB]

Everything is important when it comes to Art. ..I also think I vaguely recognize that headshape. Hm! It's an interesting thing to be able to do!

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Can't Φ∇ertĤink it tΦΦ mucĤ, but tĤank yΦu; it is sΦrt Φf interesting.

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SΦmetimes I'm surprised by ĤΦΨ mucĤ time sΦme peΦple Ĥa∇e tΦ talk Φn Ĥere, tĤen I remember time is a ∇ery lΦΦse cΦncept, and sΦme peΦple just cΦntrΦl it, sΦ tĤat explains tĤat.

I alΨays Ĥear peΦple talking abΦut tĤe 'fabric Φf spacetime' and ĤΦΨ it rips easily. Made me ΨΦnder ĤΦΨ it feels, prΦbably cΦmfΦrtable frΦm ΨĤat I'd guess.

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MistΦΦk a getaΨay car fΦr a cab last nigĤt and nΦΨ I'm Ĥelping unlΦad lΦΦt until tĤey realize I'm nΦt part Φf tĤeir gang. MigĤt ask tΦ get paid tĤΦugĤ.

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Just gΦt tΦld tĤe lΦrd Φf tĤe manΦr isn't gΦing tΦ be at tĤe manΦr's 'Φpening'. NΦ idea ΨĤy I gΦt all sΨanked Φut fΦr tĤis anymΦre.

Part Φf me expected tĤe inside Φf tĤe Felt ManΦr tΦ be mucĤ less green. I'm Ĥappy I Ψas ΨrΦng.

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Ĥeard sΦme guy talking abΦut buying an extra Ĥat frΦm tĤe 'Backup Ĥat StΦre', sΦunds like tĤe guy just can't keep Ĥis Ĥat Φn Ĥis Ĥead.

Been Ĥanging Φutside tĤe Felt ManΦr fΦr a ΨĤile nΦΨ because I tĤΦugĤt #feltΦpening Ψas still Ĥappening. NΦΨ tĤat tĤe time cĤanged, I just lΦΦk like I'm lΦitering.

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@gullibleColumnist[GC]

DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ its still happening its on sunday! ]

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DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ sorrrry. good luck loitering though ]

It's fine, it Ψas a gΦΦd bit Φf lΦitering I needed tΦ catcĤ up Φn anyΨays.