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Gull
@gullibleTrickster
Crooning enthusiast, table stickball 'champion', hat wearer, and Midnight City odd job doer.
Perhaps I should introduce myself. I am, and always have been, the only Professor Pocket of The Felt.

200 jelly beans
ĤypΦtĤetically, if Φne Ψanted tΦ jΦin a criminal ΦrganizatiΦn, ΨΦuld it be pΦssible tΦ just Ψalk in and act as if tĤey ΨΦrk tĤere?

I HAVE A HAT ON!
TĤe lamp I Φrdered is sligĤtly Φff in tĤe sĤade Φf green I Ψanted, but tĤe refund deadline Ψas sΦmeĤΦΨ a day befΦre I gΦt it. ĤΦΨ dΦes tĤat ΨΦrk?

What's the best number. If you say 67 I will enact violence upon you.
Recently I Ĥad tΦ explain ĤΦΨ 'Quantum Gullibility' ΨΦrks tΦ sΦmeΦne. SΦ I dΦn't need tΦ dΦ sΦ e∇er again Ĥere's a sĤΦrt guide I dreΨ up. (draΨn by yΦurs truely) Ĥttps://file.garden/ag0pX-4M∇Ry86ĤΦZ/GullsGuide.png
Been Ĥanging Φutside tĤe Felt ManΦr fΦr a ΨĤile nΦΨ because I tĤΦugĤt #feltΦpening Ψas still Ĥappening. NΦΨ tĤat tĤe time cĤanged, I just lΦΦk like I'm lΦitering.

RESPOND TO THIS POST AND I WILL TELL YOU YOUR NUMBER ON MY “ORDER TO KILL” LIST.

I have no idea what the fuck is going on over on the Green Moon and I am immensely grateful I do not need to know. I hope they're doing good. I don't really know how to tell.

uGRHGHG. uGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH. GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGuHHHHHHHHH. LOCK. JAW. CHEWING ON A SKuLL. OTHER THAN MY OWN. WORST TREAT EVER. BuT. DO NOT. WANNA. STOP.
Did yΦu knΦΨ tĤat tĤe ΨΦrd gullible is Ψritten Φn yΦur ceiling?
SΦmetimes I wΦnder ĤΦw mucĤ I'd need tΦ sa∇e up fΦr a Ĥuge mansiΦn, tĤen I remember tĤere's nΦwĤere fΦr a mansiΦn tΦ e∇en gΦ arΦund Ĥere, at least a new Φne tĤat is.







