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@numberSeven
Unfortunately employed. Third in command. Maroon mangler, headache handler, gang guy.
game 2...rlgl again?? deaths are as follows @killerJeff @numberSeven me @twobulgeAtrocious @goodestBoy @unhackabledottildeUath @broStrider https://i.imgur.com/uPUGl2c.png
Unauthorized use of company time tends to end in dead me. Can't say I'm surprised to be dirt napped by some lug with no mojo.
Blood trail up the north wing counter-clockwise staircase. Who got shot? #manorupdates #priority
I would say "Who got shot off-hours?" but. Haven't seen Dunderfive or Clusterthree in a while.
𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓮 𝓹𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓻𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮, 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓼𝓾𝓫𝓳𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓵𝔂 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓷𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓸𝓯𝓯, 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓯𝓾𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯 𝓬𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓼 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓬𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓸𝓯𝓯.
I would guess a Ten, given I haven't heard any fighting.
#MASTERBAIT THE ONLY TAG. FOR MASTERS OF BAIT. BAITING. AND DEFENSIVE TECHNIQuES. MEANT TO WILE WOMEN. BEGuILE MEN. AND DISTINGuISH THE ALPHA TOP DAWG SELF. FROM EITHER CATEGORY. TODAY WE ARE HERE TO DISCuSS. HORNY. YOu MAY MISTAKENLY BELIEVE YOu ARE GOD’S (MY) GIFT TO THE WORLD. THAT RESPONDING. AS I HAVE MANY uNDERSTANDABLE TIMES IN THE PAST. “FuRIOuSLY JERKED OFF TO THIS”. “CuRRENTLY EDGING. BITCH”. OR “DO NOT STOP. DID I SAY YOu COuLD STOP? I WAS NOT FINISHED.” BuT AS THE ONLY SuCCESSFuL GRADuATE OF THE CALIBORN CHARM SCHOOL OF THOuGHT. FLIRTATION IS MORE NuANCED. THAN CRuDE. BuT OTHERWISE FAIRLY ACCuRATE. WORDS ON A SCREEN. LET YOuR FEELINGS BE TANTALIZING AND SLOW. LIKE A STAB WOuND. CONNECT WITH THE POST. RATHER THAN YOuR SHAMEGLOBES SPECIFICALLY. IS IT. RANDOM EXAMPLE. SISSY HYPNOSIS? THE PROPER ETIQuETTE. WOuLD BE TO STRESS HOW DEMuRE. AND uTTERLY DAZZLED YOu ARE. HOW YOu WISH YOu HAD A SKIRT LENGTH LONG ENOuGH. TO BuRY YOuR FEELINGS AND SHE/HER IN BIOLOGY-RELATED SHAME FOREVER. DO NOT CREATE AN OBLIGATION FOR ANOTHER HORNY SORT. THIS IS OVERLORDING. WHICH MANY FIND uNPLEASANT IF ANYONE BuT ME DOES IT. AND EVEN THEN. INSTEAD. STRESS HOW YOu HAVE AN OBLIGATION. A SHAMEFuL AND WRETCHED OBLIGATION. THAT THE TASTY SIGHTS YOu ARE SEEING. MAKE YOu SALIVATE. OR HIDE YOuR FACE. OR SMASH MANY KEYBOARDS IN SERVICE OF YOuR MESSAGE. I REALIZE MANY OF YOu. MOST OF YOu. AN ALARMING NuMBER OF YOu ACTuALLY. DO NOT. “GET SOME”. BuT HOPEFuLLY WITH THESE TECHNIQuES IN MIND. YOu CAN MAKE uP FOR WHAT YOu LACK IN EXPERIENCE. WITH CALIBORNENuINE CHARISMA. #NSFW #FORCEFEMME #HYPNOSIS #HORNY #ETIQuETTE #SILENCE #A-GRADuATE-OF-THE #CALIBORN-SCHOOL-OF-THOuGHT
“YOUR FANS CALL YOU MOTHER. BUT BITCH. MY FANS CALL ME MAMA.” -TROLL AYESHA EROTICA. HAPPY #LUSUSDAY. TO THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING (MOSTLY). THE MURDER MACHINE. THE IRON FIST. INSIDE THE LEATHER GLOVE. THE ENFORCER. OF ULTIMATE FUCKING LAW. THE MAN ON THE MOON. THE INIMITABLE. SHADOW LEADER. THAT EVEN DEMONS KNEEL TO. YOU ARE LIKE A MILF THAT I HAVE NO DESIRE TO FUCK. WHICH IS TO SAY. YOU ARE LIKE A MOTHER TO ME. @NUMBERSEVEN
You have a way with words, Maid. Usually a vile one. But... You've been almost tolerable all your miserable life, which is more than I could say about the rest of these maroons.
SPECIAL THANKS. TO @archiveAddict WHO HAS BEEN SuPPORTING MY TRANSITION. INTO A FuLLTIME. MINDBLOWING CREATIVE POWERHOuSE. DESPITE THE HATERS. I HAVE BEEN TAKING THE PANGS OF MY SuFFERING AND SORROW. AND CHANNELING THEM INTO MY PROLIFIC CAREER. JuST AS THE HuMAN GOD CREATED JESuS WHEN HE WAS BORED. AND WANTED TO GET NAILED. BY STRAPPING YOuNG ROMAN STuDS. I TOO. HAVE CREATED. A LITTLE JESuS OF MY OWN. I GIVE YOu. CHALIE BHORNE. MASTER DEBATER. THE TuRNER OF TIDES. IN ALL BATTLES. THE ANGEL OF VICTORY. SPANKER OF ASSES. THAT SPAN WIDER THAN HIS BRAINY HEAD. WITH ALL THE IDEAS. AND BATTLE PLANS. ALREADY DECIDED INSIDE OF IT. HE CARRIES THE FLAME. THAT WILL BuRN ALL FALSE IDOLS. TO THE BITCH ASS GROuND. THEY BELONG IN. I HAVE MODELED HIM. IN INORDINATE ACCuRACY. FORGOING MY uSuAL ATTIRE. OF GREEN SuSPENDERS. AND A DAPPER BOWTIE. IN FAVOR. OF A FuN. SKEW-WHIFF EXPRESSIONISM. AND A FOPPISH. IF uNDERSTATED. CAIRO OVERCOAT. THESE WERE GIFTS GIVEN TO HIM BY HIS LuSuS. HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. WHO IMPARTED IN HIM KNOWLEDGE OF JuSTICE. NEVER TAKING SHIT FROM ANYBODY. AND EATING ANYONE WHO DISAGREES HIM. THIS IS LITERALLY ME. I DO NOT TAKE CONSTRuCTIVE CRITICISM. PRAISES ONLY PLEASE. https://i.imgur.com/GKGYYsP.png
Bowtie's crooked, boss. Need that fixed?
NO. IT WOuLD HAMPER MY. ARTISTIC VISION. AND THE SENSATION WOuLD KILL MY BARE NAKED NECK INSTANTANEOuSLY. PLEASE. LEAVE IT. BuT KNOW YOuR PERCEPTIVENESS WILL BE REWARDED. WITH MORE TASKS.
Always a pleasure. Always. Never a complaint. Yup.
DEAR LOVELY CONSCRIPTS. AND MISERABLE CAPTIVES. ALL HELD INTO PLACE BY MY. BEGuILING CHARMS. DIZZYING INTELLECT. AND RAW. MuSCuLATuRE. PHYSICALLY THWARTING. ALL YOuR ATTEMPTS AT LEAVING. TONIGHT WAS HARD ON ME. HARDER THAN MOST ANYTHING I HAVE EVER FELT. I PuLLED OFF. A REALLY COOL TRICK. THAT TOOK A LOT OF PREP TIME. AND NOBODY EVEN NOTICED. TOO BuSY. PREOCCuPIED WITH THEMSELVES. AND RuNNING FOR THEIR LIVES. I AM FEELING. DOuR. HERE IS. AN ARTIST'S (ME'S). BEST ATTEMPT AT RENDERING. SO YOu CAN ALL SEE. HOW COOL IT WAS. AND MAYBE. PRAISE ME. A LOT. https://i.imgur.com/h3Eru66.png
RANKING COWORKERS. FOR MY FANTASY COWORKERS TEAM. 5. @ITCHY. DON'T BE MAD I PUT YOU AT THE BOTTOM. I HAD A LOT OF GUYS TO RANK. AND MAKING THE CUT AT ALL IS AN HONOR. YOU WOULD BE HIGHER IF YOUR ABILITIES WERE MORE USEFUL TO ME. BUT I CAN STOP TIME. SO BEING FAST IS KIND OF NOTHING. TO A BEAST SUCH AS MYSELF. SORRY BUDDY. STILL LIKE YOU. 4. @BLACKESTQUASAR WOULD BE HIGHER. IF I EVER SAW HER ENGAGED. IN AN ACTUAL "JOB TASK." 3. @AMOROUSFORTUNE I'LL BE VERY REAL. HE MADE IT THIS FAR. BECAUSE HE IS EXTREMELY KAWAII. 2. @NUMBERSEVEN I'VE BEEN ENGAGED IN HUMAN CULTURAL STUDIES. MOSTLY OF GAY GUYS. AND I AM PRETTY SURE THIS IS THE RIGHT EXPRESSION. THAT'S MOTHER. (?) 1. @TACITURNTERROR ROLLS MY JOINTS. A VITAL CORNERSTONE OF MY EMPLOYEE SATISFACTION.
... You're doing alright, I assume. Nothing for me to be overly-concerned about?
Whatever you bring, 7. But if you're in a position to choose, any red will do. We don't keep cheap vintages, after all.
I could use a distraction at the moment.
If anyone asks. The couch blood is being taken care of. Not sure how it got there, and I am really, genuinely not interested in finding out.
Club soda and a cotton rag my dude
SORRY. WE WERE CELEBRATING #SLICKWEEK.
Maid, you always find a way to make it worse than I dared to imagine. It's a skill. Shouldn't be.
// OOC Question: How long have you been writing your muse/oc? If you write an oc did they start as a canon character? For canon writers: How much have they changed since you started writing? General question: How close to canon do you want to be?
(( Over 10 years. Let me check when the Intermission came out. [Time passed, envision it here.] 16 years. I'd say he's become more bitter and more tired over the time I've played him. ))
#spadesslickweek has been cancelled. i have just left negociations with @avariceconglomerate and i have been convinced to attend #eridanweek with 3k boonbucks and a personal assistant. i will say the line. #imcoming.