Crowbar
@numberSeven
Unfortunately employed. Third in command. Maroon mangler, headache handler, gang guy.
New chore list. Made some adjustments to past responsibilities, for wise guys thinking they could pass the buck to a future self or the next guy on the roster. #manorupdates
waddahell this screws up everything
No cheat is foolproof, Eggs. You'd never find one otherwise.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THE SAME GUY. ARE HUMANS JUST FREAK CLONES OF ONE ANOTHER? ACTUALLY, THINKING ABOUT IT, I THINK I'VE SEEN ONLY MAYBE FIVE DIFFERENT UNIQUE HUMANS ON HERE TOTAL.
They bleed together after a certain point.
¤snɛªks ịn tº thɛ mªnºr ªnd stɛªls thɛịr nɛw cºffɛɛ pºt¤
I bªkɛd thɛm frɛsh
Hmm. Would you take the box the new coffee machine came in.
And lɛªvɛ ƴºů wịth trªsh? Nº, I wºůld cªrɛfůllƴ sịt ịt ůndɛr thɛ cªbịnɛt ị sịt ịt ºn sº I cºůld rɛtůrn ịt lªtɛr
A fair point. I'm declining your cookies, with great misery.
Bůt ị brºůght thɛm ªll thịs wªƴ
You are making it very difficult to uphold my rotten mobster exterior, Trilby.
Thɛƴ hªvɛ tịnƴ půmpkịn ªnd bªt sprịnklɛs ºn thɛm.
... What flavor?
Uůůůh mªcªdªmịª ªnd whịtɛ chºcºlªtɛ? Alsº sůgªr cººkịɛs. Its ª mịx.
Had a good long think about it. The cookies remained declined. But a few maroons around here wouldn't mind a couple.
do we fw the time top surgery scars ignore the pants #nsfw #justincase
Incredibly difficult to ignore many aspects of this image, sir.
New coffee machine. Do not break it. #manorupdates
It's unfortunate how little this post is going to accomplish.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
it's gonna last a day.
An afternoon would be generous.
uh oh.
How bad is it?
Every day is a pleasure.
alright. pan cleaned. new roux.
Not much of a cook myself. Giving it another shot is more respectable than anything I'd get done. Good luck to you.
thanks i've made a dark roux like 90 times i'm just pissy i messed it up.
Only ever seems to happen to the best people.
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Explains how quiet things have been lately.
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If you insist on it, bring coffee.
I AM ONCE AGAIN THROWING HIVECOOKED BAIT INTO THE DIGITAL WATER. FOR THE SHARKS TO CIRCLE. THIS MIGHT BE THE HARDEST FATAL JIGSAW CHOICE I HAVE PRESENTED YET. I'M ELIMINATING MAGGOT MIX. BECAUSE IT IS JUST CANDIED LARVAE MADE WORSE. AND SALTY. #CANDY #ALTERNIANFOOD #YUM.
Maggot mix. Sheds dust all over my shoes. Makes for terrible tadpole treats.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a9a2de0683a8.png - MC Oleana
Pardon my asking, miss. Are you selling prints of this?