Crowbar
@numberSeven
Unfortunately employed. Third in command. Maroon mangler, headache handler, gang guy.
Whatever you bring, 7. But if you're in a position to choose, any red will do. We don't keep cheap vintages, after all.
I could use a distraction at the moment.
If anyone asks. The couch blood is being taken care of. Not sure how it got there, and I am really, genuinely not interested in finding out.
Club soda and a cotton rag my dude
SORRY. WE WERE CELEBRATING #SLICKWEEK.
Maid, you always find a way to make it worse than I dared to imagine. It's a skill. Shouldn't be.
// OOC Question: How long have you been writing your muse/oc? If you write an oc did they start as a canon character? For canon writers: How much have they changed since you started writing? General question: How close to canon do you want to be?
(( Over 10 years. Let me check when the Intermission came out. [Time passed, envision it here.] 16 years. I'd say he's become more bitter and more tired over the time I've played him. ))
#spadesslickweek has been cancelled. i have just left negociations with @avariceconglomerate and i have been convinced to attend #eridanweek with 3k boonbucks and a personal assistant. i will say the line. #imcoming.
The shoulder is still stiff, but the arm's good to fire a handgun. Doc says: "Back to the trenches." Paraphrased. He's never been blessed with brevity. #worklifebalance
You borrow the crowbar, you borrow the man. What has you stooping to the henchmen for favors, Maid?
FIRST. GIVE ME THE CROWBAR. THEN. I EXECUTE. MY FLAWLESS KEIKAKU. AND THEN. THERE WILL BE ALL THE EMERGENCY. YOU COULD POSSIBLY WANT. #KEIKAKUMEANSPLAN
Crowbar comes with the crowbar, Maid. You need a pillow that needs the dust treatment, I'll be the life of your party, but certain cues sit above my paygrade.
ME AND MY TIME CLONES. SAW YOU DROP THAT COOKIE. AND CONTINUE EATING IT. AFTER YOU RETRIEVED IT. FROM THE FILTHY FLOOR. WE'RE ALL TOGETHER. LAUGHING AT YOUR DEBASEMENT. #ANDEXPLORINGEACHOTHERSBODIES #NSFW
Shameful, I thought I had taught you far greater manners than this, young lady.
YOU TAUGHT ME. CHIEFLY. HOW TO OVERCOME VARIOUS TORTURES. BY ENJOYING THEM. TO THE POINT. THAT THE TORTURER BECOMES UNCOMFORTABLE. AND SURRENDERS. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A DEMONSTRATION.
An intriguing offer, but I am afraid I must refuse. I would hate to divert your time from your service to my master more than you already have on your own.
Wouldn't say that's a wise position, sir. Letting the Maid run about is about as harmless as anything around here.
When she agrees not to shave. https://i.imgur.com/tRaf9EO.png #NSFW #BushBeliever #JungleFaringMistress #SeeingTheForestForTheTrees #QuothTheLorax #LetItGrow #TheseBootsWerentMadeForClippings
BUSH IS GOOD BUT I LIKE A FINE LANDSCAPING JOB TOO. LOVE IT WHEN A DAME IS MAKING SURE TO WELCOME ME HOME WITH A TIDY MAT.
Carapacian preferring a smooth surface to a soft shelf. Not surprising, says I. #nsfw
WE ARE A SMOOTH PEOPLE. YOU WOULDN'T KNOW BOUT THAT. CAN'T EVEN GET WITH THE ONE YOU KNOW.
Miss Eight has the good sense and the effortless grace to know when to reject the rabble. I take no offense to her preferences, 'cause a dame knows what a dame wants, and I do know dames prefer a gentleman who can "know 'bout that." Flesh yourself out, Crewman.
WHAT IS PTO. AM I SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING PAID. AM I SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING TIME OFF.
First I'm hearing about this. Who wallpapered over your common sense, Maid?
THEY'RE GIVING THE TROLLS TIME OFF. ON THE RUINED HELLPLANET. I'M TROLLS. I'M IN HELL. IT'S NOT FAIR.
Is that a mandated invention or a trollian gimmick? Seems antithetical to the Doc's grand plan. Unless you're on the outs with the mouthless wonder again.
Right. Touchy subject. For the sake of plausibility, should I be aware of your unboxing or blissfully unaware even in the face of ⚪ machinations? Actually— Don't answer that. Call it square.
On bed rest. Bad intel is a killer, usually. But the lucky schmuck lives to bleed on the suits.
