♦ pitied by @goombaGooselikely

NOW I KNOW I HAVE TAKEN A...LONG TIME!! TO ANSWER SOME OF THESE ASKS!!! BUT I AM DOING IT NOW BECAUSE I AM SO NICE!!! @@GOOMBAHGOOSELIKELY ASKED!!!: YÔUSE SEEM ꝈIKE AN EVIꝈ SCIENTIST SÔRT, YÔUSE IN THE MARKET FÔR A PAIRUH HENCHES? MY ANSWER!!!: YES!!! YES I AM!!! I REQUIRE HENCHMEN!!! FLUNKIES!!! STOOGES!! GO- ...PERHAPS THAT WORD HAS ANOTHER MEANING NOW... BUT ANYWAYS YES!!! I HAVE BEEN PLOTTING TO RAID MANY MANY MANY MUSEUMS FOR THEIR RARE SELECTION OF JEWELS!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/CTSKP2XYLZSVZFRB6 #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
NO SIREE. I AM A MEMBER OF DA MIDNIGHT CREW!

THE TEALBLOODS DON’T LIKE ME. #FLUSHEDTOILETHAMSTEREXPERIENCE #BEARWITHME #LITERALLY #STICKYSITUATION #NOTACTUALLYSTICKYTHOUGH

THERE’S SO MANY FREAKING TEALBLOODS EVERYWHERE.
Did ₩hoever $igns ¥our ₽aycheck Not Teach ¥ou About Formality? It Is Being ₽olite.
Incompetency Is A Liability! Do ¥our ₩ork As ¢leanly And ₽recisely As I Ask And ₩e ₩ill Have No Issues! This Is $omething I Have A$K£D FOR From MAN¥ Of My ₩orkers.
I ¢anNOT Believe Anyone ₩ould Be $o Awful At $omething $o £asy.

I've never seen a loong-necked hoooofbeast in my life
Every⊚ne wants the mad scientist but N⊚⊚⊚⊚⊚ ⊚ne wants t⊚ deal with the “mad” part!!!!

Forgot for a minute where it means something other than like, henchmen now. But still.

They're probably being taken care of at the earth c hospital/mediculler facility(?) they were probably taken to.

F (for the) goons

c< we really Need better gOON care NOwadays, peOple just leave tHeir gOONs Out 2 die >c

Okay no I take back what I said before, I noticed no one really. Came for the guys who tried to get the drop on me. I found a palmhusk on one of em and dialed for emergency services. From there they're on their own but like. Come the fuck on, at least take care of your goons if you decide to send them after me. Assholes.

Not my speed. But good advice to someone.

ִ ࣪𖤐 Mi×̷̷͜×̷ed O×̷̷͜×̷OrtuNity tO say 'NyeH, sea?' (᨟ ͜● ᨟) ๋࣭ ⭑

3> I just got unknowingly used as someone's goon today. What the FUCK? #nsfw <3
+ we are unused to things + - we cannot make decisions - + we struggle to make decisions + - we do as we are told - + as long as it does not hurt us or separate us + - we require detailed instructions - + do you know what would be good work for us? + - do you think it would be safe for us to work? -

Ahaha~! I can't say you're wrong~. Perhaps my cool and stoic exterior is not as seamless as I assumed~.

 ̄\ happens to me all the time / ̄

gr|lled chese 🗣️

Perhaps I'm #woke but I think everyone should be viewed for who they are as a person and not boiled down to what their blood colour is.
why is my niece threateningly sending me the word goose?

Am |??
It's people gooning on here who 8n't ever 8een gooning 8efore.
Fuck 8eing a part of the thug life, I AM the thug life.
Ya knO̶w, seeing these Felt guys M̶akes M̶e think it’D̶ be nice tO̶ have sO̶M̶e M̶iniO̶ns that aren’t either brain D̶eaD̶ zO̶M̶bies O̶r pressgangeD̶ terrifieD̶ D̶ersites anD̶ PrO̶spitians. FO̶O̶D̶ fO̶r thO̶ught!
Ohhh I tink one a dose legislacerators found me! Dis aint good!
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ Accidentally got goon goo in my cheesecake @~,@







