Goofus & Galant Ganduh
@goombaGooselikely
Are yôuse Łôôkin' fôr a pairuh feŁŁas tô dô YôUR gôôn wôrk? Łôôk nô further than Gôôfus & GaŁant's Gôôn GuiŁd! The best shôrt and taŁŁ duô this side of the gaŁaxy! Theyse/Them
꧁#Gooning which is to say, I work for an organized crime syndicate. #NSFW #Ish꧂
Abôut time sômeône eŁse gets it! #GôônŁife #Gôônin'
guys i just checked the schedule and we'RE WAAAAAY over quota on this pick-up line stuff. i'M going to need 2 people to have an argument over basically nothing and i'M going to need the rest of you to discuss your favorite seasons okay go
Dont forg3t th3 goon3ry Aint chitt3r without th3 goon3ry
i'M not sure those two guys are online right now, though?
Bro2ki th3r3 ar3 way mor3 than ju2t two horny mf2 on thi2 2it3.
who said horny? i was talking about chittr'S premier goons, goofus and galant ganduh? @goombaGooselikely
"when you say you said like latex, how much are we talking about?" Is this about my ass...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ We're asking more questions about the squeak of my ass and titties...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ We're asking about the squeaking noises my ass and titties make when I walk brieclaws I wear latex this is what we are asking about...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Mind you I am a medicull pawfessional...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I do surgery...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Miracles of science...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I am extraordinary fur my caste with the feats I have achieved even though they are illegal mind you...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ [ Despite this, attached is an audio file, it mostly just sounds like this https://youtu.be/xwuO_CBRTFk ]
Every gôôd scienstiff wese knôw wears pŁentyuh Łatex. Sôunds Łike yôuse knôw hôw tô wear it weŁŁ bôss. Wayse tôôse many fôŁks step intô the Łatex thinkin' theyse can make it wôrk withôut any practice, then theyse faŁŁ ôver, Łôsing aŁŁ circuŁatiôn in the h&s & feet... It takes sweepsuh hard wôrk & dedicatiôn tô be abŁe tô wôrk that gŁad dôcterrôr Łôôk.
the thing i bring to the chittr fEEd is vAriEty. yOU'll nEvEr know what the fuck i'm mAkIn in my gAragE til i post AboUt it. i got new shit EvEry wIpE. EvEry night. tOnIght i mAdE a sAndwIch.
Da bôss wiŁŁ teŁŁ yôuse tô give a feŁŁa a pairuh côncrete shôes Łike it's nô big deaŁ. CinderbŁôcks dôn't just grôw ôn trees, 'cept ôn Côncrescere-3. & wese ain't ôn Côncrescere-3, are wese, wese're ôn Bumfucknôwhere-35 & if yôuse want côncrete shôes fôr this guyse, then yôuse'd better prôvide the bŁôcks & chains, bôssman. #GôônŁife #Gôônin' #JustGôônPrôbŁems
Are yøu twø with any sørt øf trade assøciatiøn that prøvides yøu the łeverage tø make these demands? A Gøøniøn, if yøu wiłł?
AND yøu’re førkłift certified. It’s very nice tø sømeøne sticking up før the łittłe “guyse”, as it were.
Da GGG st&s fôr aŁŁ gôôns, bôth the taŁŁ & skinny *&* the ŁittŁe & fat.
| Have Been Deeply Cons|der|ng Gett|ng Some Duel Luc| Themed N|nja M|n|ons. Throw|ng Cards L|ke Shur|ken |s Themat|c For Kanasta Corp Purposes, But Where To F|nd Decent Goons |n Th|s Era?
POINT OF ORDER! i'd recommend @goombaGooselikely for most goon-based needs on this platform. of the many henchmen & goons i've worked with in my time, these two are simply some of the best
Yôur recômmendatiôn warms ôur côŁd, dead pushers. Befôrus dôn't seem quite Łike ôur scene thôugh. UnŁess yôuse're gettin' up tô sôme prôper môistwôrk with yôur côrpôrate takeôvers, anywayse.
| Assumed Beforus Would Be Outs|de The Serv|ce Range Of The Greater Galat|c Goon|on, |ts An |ncred|bly Dull Planet. | W|ll S|mply Crush The Var|ous "heroes" And R|val Corporat|ons That Challenge Me And Send Them To The Depths Of Tartarus Myself.
Yeah, that tôôse. Wese're experienced enôugh in sŁapstick styŁe gôônery wese can make môst anythin' wôrk, but... It'd becôme a whôŁe thing, sôrry bôss.
Łôtsa viôŁets saying "nyeh", nôt a Łôt saying "nyeh, see?" This says a Łôt abôut sôciety. #GôônŁife
ִ ࣪𖤐 Mi×̷̷͜×̷ed O×̷̷͜×̷OrtuNity tO say 'NyeH, sea?' (᨟ ͜● ᨟) ๋࣭ ⭑
boo22 ii2 haappy haappy thaat we goot woork woork ootherboo22 ii2 cooool aa2 2hiit 2hiit.
Bôss makes a caegar, wese aŁsô make sôme caegars, everybôdy's happy when da bôss is happy. #GôônŁife
[BEGIN MESSAGE] [ACTION:QUERY] haz any0ne zeen phuntr recent|y? #phunt [END MESSAGE]
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if i ever swapped strife id probubbly go with a gun cause i pike fightin and i love the versalility of the 2x3dent but its kinda undeniable that if you wanna win a fight reel easy shootin them like, works almast all the time
Gunkind just can't be beat bôss! UnŁess yôuse're underwater. ôr underŁava. ôr undergrôund. Nôt in a bunker ôr Łab ôr sômethin' under the surface, wese're taŁkin' buried aŁive ôver here. But ôtherwise? That's a quaŁity specibus right there.
you alwaves keep it reel goofus. galant? naut so much
...I think someone's going to die...
the fear of dimly lit hallways is COMMON SENSE. there could be shadowstalkers lingering in the crevices between the light
Even weŁŁ Łit haŁŁways can be spôôky if theyse've gôt between fôur tô eight dôôrs aŁông em.
+ hm + - hm - + we are not sure how often we should read the dash we are finding ourselves confused again + - lots of people want to kill people but will not say who they want to kill - + is that normal? + - is that normal? -
As Łông as trôŁŁs are arôund, sômeône's gônna want anôther sômeône dead, feŁŁas.
+ we understand that we think + - we are a weapon after all - + but we are not sure why nobody says who they want dead + - do they not want anyone to beat them to it? - + do they want plausible deniability? + - is there another reason? -
AŁways depends, dôn't it? Sômetimes yôuse gôtta cuŁŁ a feŁŁa yôurseŁf, sômetimes yôuse just need the credit, sômetimes yôuse dôn't want their paŁs knôwin' it's yôur fauŁt. Taking a hit ôut is a cômpŁicated thing.
+ we are listening + - we are understanding - + so it is different for everyone? + - it sounds complex -
+ our internet is back + - our signal is back - + we have not been lonely + - terrie left but secret and lunarl were teaching us a lot - + we have learned a lot of things + - we are safer than we were -
now to learn how to operate a bottom loading shotgun.