Goofus & Galant Ganduh
@goombaGooselikely
Are yôuse Łôôkin' fôr a pairuh feŁŁas tô dô YôUR gôôn wôrk? Łôôk nô furthuh than Gôôfus & GaŁant's Gôôn GuiŁd! The best shôrt and taŁŁ duô this side of the gaŁaxy! Theyse/Them
On a personal note. I would be curious to know what, if any, milleners exist on this website. I am in need of a hat without the number eight on it. Even if I'll be keeping my epithet.
Wese knôw a feŁŁa ôr twô. MôstŁy deaŁ in bŁack beanies, but ôur feŁŁa makes a mean triŁby when theyse reaŁŁy wants ta.
If there's eviŁ afôôt, wese wants in. #GôônŁife #Gôônin' #GôônŁifestyŁe
What sorta gooning have you guys been up to
WeŁŁ, it ain't reaŁŁy prôpuh tô gô intô specifics. Gôtta prôtect the anônymityuh the bôsses. What wese can say is that recentŁy wese gôt up tô a reaŁ gôôd sŁapstick rôutine recentŁy, Gôôfus swang a tire irôn & the prôtag ducked, & GaŁant gôt gôt, then GaŁant tried tô sweep her Łegs but she jumped, & Gôôfus tôôk the bŁôw. That put us right where wese wanted thôugh. Gôôfus gôt ôn his h&s & knees behind her, GaŁant pushed- cŁassic tabŁetôp maneuvuh. Aces.
#WeBeGôônin'
wAAy tto goon gguyss :)
INTRODUCING!!! MY NEW HENCHMEN @GOOMBAGOOSELIKELY WHAT IS AN AMAZING SCIENTIST, SUCH AS MYSELF, AM WITHOUT HER LOYAL LACKEYS!!! WE WILL BE ROBBING MUSEUMS!! WE WILL BE COMMITTING HEINOUS CRIMES AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT (IGNORE THAT I AM A GOVERNMENT OFFICAL), AND WE WILL STEAL ONE OF THE ALTERNIAN MOONS!!! ALSO WE WILL HAVE PIZZA PARTIES ON SATURDAYS!!! BEWARE AND BE SCARED CHITTR.ING!!!
Wese can figure ôut the paperwôrk Łatuh bôss Łady.
I JUST NEED YOU TWO TO SIGN A FEW THINGS!!! NO READING REQUIRED!!!
Nôw hôŁd ôn there a sec. Wese're prôud card carryin' membersuh the Greatuh GaŁactic Gôôniôn! Wese ain't abôut tô Łet ôurseŁves dô anythin' that dôn't faŁŁ unduh the purviewuh the prôtectiônuh miniôn rights & assurances.
NOW I KNOW I HAVE TAKEN A...LONG TIME!! TO ANSWER SOME OF THESE ASKS!!! BUT I AM DOING IT NOW BECAUSE I AM SO NICE!!! @@GOOMBAHGOOSELIKELY ASKED!!!: YÔUSE SEEM ꝈIKE AN EVIꝈ SCIENTIST SÔRT, YÔUSE IN THE MARKET FÔR A PAIRUH HENCHES? MY ANSWER!!!: YES!!! YES I AM!!! I REQUIRE HENCHMEN!!! FLUNKIES!!! STOOGES!! GO- ...PERHAPS THAT WORD HAS ANOTHER MEANING NOW... BUT ANYWAYS YES!!! I HAVE BEEN PLOTTING TO RAID MANY MANY MANY MUSEUMS FOR THEIR RARE SELECTION OF JEWELS!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/CTSKP2XYLZSVZFRB6 #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
Yeesh, reaŁŁy did take yôuse a Łông time tô get tô this ône. WeŁŁ, ôur services are aŁways avaiŁabŁe, fôr the right price.
HENCHMEN!! HENCHMEN!!! I MAY HAVE BEEN A BIT LATE!! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IS NEVER LATE?? COMMITTING CRIMES IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!!!
If yôuse're gônna succumb tô the iŁŁness that is friendship, yôuse'd bettuh make sure yôuse have a best friend. Wese're each ôthuh's best friend thrôugh thin & thick! #GôônŁife
Awwwww u guyss r so cutee suchc A godod eXXXmple of fr|endsh|pp :D
The feŁŁas whô gôôn tôgethuh make it tô the môôn tôgethuh, sô the saying gôes.
WOW. THIS IS REAL INSPIRING. I AM TEARING UP.
Nôw yôuse seem Łike a nice & prôpuh môôk. Yôuse a membuhuh the Greatuh GaŁactic Gôôniôn?
NO SIREE. I AM A MEMBER OF DA MIDNIGHT CREW!
Wese get a ŁittŁe bit Genghis Khan Wese dôn't want yôuse tô get it ôn With nôbôdy eŁse but us With nôbôdy eŁse but us Wese get a ŁittŁe bit Genghis Khan Dôn't want yôuse tô get it ôn With nôbôdy eŁse but us With nôbôdy eŁse but us #Łyricspôstin' #GôônŁife
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THERE’S SO MANY FREAKING TEALBLOODS EVERYWHERE.
IT’S FINE, MAN. I DIDN’T MEAN YOU.
Incompetency Is A Liability! Do ¥our ₩ork As ¢leanly And ₽recisely As I Ask And ₩e ₩ill Have No Issues! This Is $omething I Have A$K£D FOR From MAN¥ Of My ₩orkers.
I ¢anNOT Believe Anyone ₩ould Be $o Awful At $omething $o £asy.
As far as it côncerns us ma'am, the ônŁy ône whô can teŁŁ us what tô caŁŁ 'em is whôevuh signs ôur paychecks.
Did ₩hoever $igns ¥our ₽aycheck Not Teach ¥ou About Formality? It Is Being ₽olite.
PôŁiteness ain't exactŁy a partuh the jôb descriptiôn. Yôuse seems aŁright thôugh Ms. V&uh. Yôuse seems aŁright.
Every⊚ne wants the mad scientist but N⊚⊚⊚⊚⊚ ⊚ne wants t⊚ deal with the “mad” part!!!!
If yôuse need a pairuh pairuh prôngs, wese wôrk with aŁŁ sôrtsuh sciencestiffs, mad ôr ôtherwise.
Wese're môre suited fôr dirty wôrk than baking a sôuffŁe if yôuse catch ôur meanin'. Itchy trigguh fingers ain't reaŁŁy sô deŁicate, but theyse dô wônders fôr keepin' meddŁers ôutuh the picture.
when i get to the point in my career where i need a bodyguard for stalkers, who do i go to.
Cônsiduh the Greatuh GaŁactic Gôôniôn. #GôônŁife #Gôônin' #Gôônôutreach