Your name is VRISKA SERKET! You played the game, everyone already knows the tale. On the verge of winning the battle everyone dreams of, you were sucked into a blackhole. THE blackhole. It's really annoying, you totally had it, like ACTUALLY you had it. Have you ever made it clear how much you hate luck? Everyone's like Oooh yeah that's Vriska's whole thing and you don't even like it. This is a cheap trick. Doesn't even work when you need it to. You're disgustingly unlucky actually. Just so happens you're the Thief of Light. It's a shitty aspect! Look at those fucking breath players! You need that shit. What? Sorry, you're just talking out your ass right now. You hope no one is looking at you and writing all that down or something. Would be embarrassing for you. Tossed into the void, you were dropped off in the FURTHEST parts of the furthest ring. You're a bubble hopper! You like to think of yourself as a Mapmaker of sorts, while the bubbles shift and pop, you have a pretty good idea of which ones will spawn in next and which memories are strong enough to remain for eternity. It's a shitty little hobby as you make your way back to your "endless" battle. What do they know about "endless?" It HAS an end. YOU end it. YOU ARE A WINNER!!!!!!!! Vriska Serket is a winner.