Vriska Serket
@archaicGlint
Do I really have to tell you???????? She/it
H8ing this is CRAZY 8tw!!!!!!!!
It's people gooning on here who 8n't ever 8een gooning 8efore.
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:33< vriskers mew gotta tag mewre #nsfw
THIS ISN'T EVEN A NSFW POST. Do you tag the word 8ulge every time you say it????????
Gôônin' withôut prôper trainin' & safety precautiôns is nevuh a gôôd idease. The #GGG ôffuhs pŁentyuh gôôn certificatiôn côurses fôr thôse interested in pickin' up the trade tô make a dishônest Łiving. Dô yôur part by nôt hiring ôutuh gôôniôn henchtrôŁŁs, the quaŁityuh service wiŁŁ be much Łôwer anyways. #GôônŁife #Gôônin'
I'm going to 8e so nice to you right now. I'm talking a8out people who play with their 8ulge all day. NOT men for hire. Most people are talking a8out playing with their thing-a-ling!
(( When Vriska calls herself daddy I NEED you to know what she's referencing https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/Screenshot_20260621-123419~2.jpg https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/Screenshot_20260621-123341~2.jpg
til i collapse, im spillin these raps long as you feel em til the day that i drop, youll never say that im not killin em cause when i am not, then ima stop pennin em and i am not hip-hop and im just not eminem
I really h8 to 8e the one to 8r8k this to you........ It's terminal........ We're putting you down tomorrow........
Actually. Really weird that I haven't seen any Pyrope activity on here???????? This is prime trolling grounds.
TH4T C4N B3 R3M3D13D, FOR SUR3. >:]
Planning a funeral 8tw! Looking for a c8ring. Thinking 88Q.
Anyway, what're you wearing to your ass 8eating? Need to make sure the coffin lining matches.
first a all you literally cant wwin fuck you second a all get your owwn coffin made third a all i havve like twwo outfits fourth a all you aint touchin my ass fifth a all you aint dismissin my banter so easily sixth a all you an i both knoww that evven if i wwere to lose an die in this fight youd nevver bury me sevventh a all its gonna be your ass beating anywway eighth of all i counted this far cause im good at knowwin wwhat does it for you
Mmmmmmmmh........ Fuck....... What were you saying a8out 8anter, Ampora? I read 8 and orgasmed so hard I forgot everything. Just really got me there. Phew.
Really have to keep that hope shit in your pants, you're manifesting your delusions. ::::/
I try to talk a8out REAL HISTORIC FACTS and they're talking a8out pir8 stink. Everyone 8l8w your shit smoove 8FF!!!!!!!!
to be fair you stank before flarpin as a pirate anywway
You smell like someone dropped sewage fished chum on a department store perfume counter. Do NOT talk to me a8out smell, Tuna8oy.
Really important you guys remem8er pir8s were NOT dream8oat hunks and hotties. Mindfang was a little fat! You were fat or dying! You either got fat or you died!
marquise more like more please amirite
Did you guys know a8out the Hooters Pizza Hut Taco 8ell 8u88le???????? Jackpot????????
yeah keep engorgin yourself id like my spine thoroughly crushed wwhen i havve to carry you through flarpin hardy har
the kitten guides the daddys issues
Next you're going to tell me Scratch posts on here or something.
there's like four of them
Ooh, that looks more like my neighbor's house. But good try.
Ask 8oxes are 8ack in fashion????????
༻𐫱༺ Maybe 🌻 But people are 𝒽aving fun and it doess not 𝒽arm you 🌻 Sso let t𝒽em 🌻 ༻𐫱༺
I never said it harmed me they're just fucking stupid. Don't put words in my mouth.
My televised suicide in 8 hours. 8e there or 8e square.
I might test my luck in shady places 9nce again. F9r fun!