Vriska Serket
@archaicGlint
Do I really have to tell you???????? She/it
H8ing this is CRAZY 8tw!!!!!!!!
THERE ARE BETTER ZONGZ IN DIZ ALBUM BUT ZTILL A BANGER NONETHELEZZ
Your alt selves don't even justify themselves anymore they just stare at you like this. https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/images(177).jpg
While you goon I'm fighting the good fight. That's the difference 8etween us all. #8igMoneyMoves
Ah, yôuse're a prôtag type then, eh? WeŁŁ, wese've gôt nôthin' but respect fôr yôuse prôtags, & aŁsô côpiôus amôuntsuh buŁŁets. #GôônŁife represent!
It's people gooning on here who 8n't ever 8een gooning 8efore.
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:33< vriskers mew gotta tag mewre #nsfw
THIS ISN'T EVEN A NSFW POST. Do you tag the word 8ulge every time you say it????????
MY H34D2 FULL 0F 8R411N 7H3R3'2 N0 R00M F0R 7H072 11N 7H3R3. MY 8ULG3 0N 7H3 07H3R H4ND
Gôônin' withôut prôper trainin' & safety precautiôns is nevuh a gôôd idease. The #GGG ôffuhs pŁentyuh gôôn certificatiôn côurses fôr thôse interested in pickin' up the trade tô make a dishônest Łiving. Dô yôur part by nôt hiring ôutuh gôôniôn henchtrôŁŁs, the quaŁityuh service wiŁŁ be much Łôwer anyways. #GôônŁife #Gôônin'
I'm going to 8e so nice to you right now. I'm talking a8out people who play with their 8ulge all day. NOT men for hire. Most people are talking a8out playing with their thing-a-ling!
Dag nabbit! Nôt again! Wese refuses tô st&s idŁy by whiŁe the prôud prôfessiônuh miniôn gôes besmirched Łike this! #GôônRecŁamatiôn
(( When Vriska calls herself daddy I NEED you to know what she's referencing https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/Screenshot_20260621-123419~2.jpg https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/Screenshot_20260621-123341~2.jpg
--- archaicGlint [AG] has pinged a location. --- New York City 8u88le?
Just saw a man pretending to 8e me. Identity theft is a real pro8lem! Stay safe!
Honestly a waste of time to even acknowledge him in any way ::::/
Actually. Really weird that I haven't seen any Pyrope activity on here???????? This is prime trolling grounds.
TH4T C4N B3 R3M3D13D, FOR SUR3. >:]
THERE ARE A FEW PYROPESS AROUND BUT THEY MIGHT NOT BE ACTIVE AT THE MOMENT >8/
1'M GO1NG TO B3D, BUT 1'M 4CT1V3 4T T1M3S. MOSTLY L4T3R ON.
Seeing things on this we8site that make me regret not staring into the sun myself!
Planning a funeral 8tw! Looking for a c8ring. Thinking 88Q.
Anyway, what're you wearing to your ass 8eating? Need to make sure the coffin lining matches.
first a all you literally cant wwin fuck you second a all get your owwn coffin made third a all i havve like twwo outfits fourth a all you aint touchin my ass fifth a all you aint dismissin my banter so easily sixth a all you an i both knoww that evven if i wwere to lose an die in this fight youd nevver bury me sevventh a all its gonna be your ass beating anywway eighth of all i counted this far cause im good at knowwin wwhat does it for you
Mmmmmmmmh........ Fuck....... What were you saying a8out 8anter, Ampora? I read 8 and orgasmed so hard I forgot everything. Just really got me there. Phew.
Really have to keep that hope shit in your pants, you're manifesting your delusions. ::::/
I try to talk a8out REAL HISTORIC FACTS and they're talking a8out pir8 stink. Everyone 8l8w your shit smoove 8FF!!!!!!!!
to be fair you stank before flarpin as a pirate anywway
♡ i agree with everything you said here and also with the fat pirate women stink ♡
You smell like someone dropped sewage fished chum on a department store perfume counter. Do NOT talk to me a8out smell, Tuna8oy.
Really important you guys remem8er pir8s were NOT dream8oat hunks and hotties. Mindfang was a little fat! You were fat or dying! You either got fat or you died!
marquise more like more please amirite
₍^. .^₎⟆ But l!ke, ! never asSssked for dreamboat hunkSs and hott!es. ! assked for smelly p!ratesSs꠹
maybe after our caliginous evvenin out either ill learn my place as you put it or as i imagine thins goin ill beat you silly an get bored a makin your posts counterintuitivve
what if my idea /)f dreamb/)ats is either s/)me/)ne s/) skinny they l/)/)k like they r b/)uta cease existing /)r s/)me/)ne wh/) is chubby? what ab/)ut them apples
Did you guys know a8out the Hooters Pizza Hut Taco 8ell 8u88le???????? Jackpot????????
yeah keep engorgin yourself id like my spine thoroughly crushed wwhen i havve to carry you through flarpin hardy har
* mmmmm * i have no idea what that actually means but that sounds so good nonetheless #starving #drooling
It's kind of charming how every other person on here is a chud. Just like a fully out and proud chud.
Your name is VRISKA SERKET! You played the game, everyone already knows the tale. On the verge of winning the battle everyone dreams of, you were sucked into a blackhole. THE blackhole. It's really annoying, you totally had it, like ACTUALLY you had it. Have you ever made it clear how much you hate luck? Everyone's like Oooh yeah that's Vriska's whole thing and you don't even like it. This is a cheap trick. Doesn't even work when you need it to. You're disgustingly unlucky actually. Just so happens you're the Thief of Light. It's a shitty aspect! Look at those fucking breath players! You need that shit. What? Sorry, you're just talking out your ass right now. You hope no one is looking at you and writing all that down or something. Would be embarrassing for you. Tossed into the void, you were dropped off in the FURTHEST parts of the furthest ring. You're a bubble hopper! You like to think of yourself as a Mapmaker of sorts, while the bubbles shift and pop, you have a pretty good idea of which ones will spawn in next and which memories are strong enough to remain for eternity. It's a shitty little hobby as you make your way back to your "endless" battle. What do they know about "endless?" It HAS an end. YOU end it. YOU ARE A WINNER!!!!!!!! Vriska Serket is a winner.
And you know? I'm very open minded! You won't find someone who says I'm not! Why is Jack a frequent poster? Just looking for knowledge on your weird f8ke timelines. On another note! I'm always free to strife! ::::)
Next you're going to tell me Scratch posts on here or something.
