Sollux "Thorax" Captor
@twinAmnesias
6'0" 13.37 Sweeps NSFW II'm the be2t there i2 at computer 2hiit banner contaiin2 entire Worker Bee Movie script. Dead again.. (OOC Muses: @unacceptableCitrus, @okayTroogle, @columbidaeToxicologist)
had a vii2iion a horriible vii2iion one where nothiing 2eem2 a2 iit ii2 one where nothiing begiin2 and nothiing end2 one where human2 attempt two become u2 and have murderou2 bloody battle2 two the death over thiing2 called 'plu2hiie2' whiich are 2culpted iin our liikene22
II pre2ent two you all orange lavabur2t flavored... whatever the iinver2e two a 2lurpee ii2. poiint ii2 II drank 2ome hii-c orange lavabur2t, and iit totally diid not ta2te liike lava two me. II have 2pent a long tiime rever2e engiineeriing the2e overcompliicated fuckiing machiine2 and have managed two buiild one that work2 iin rever2e. Miight be a liittle two hot for 2ome of you, apologiie2.
of the regular 2lurpee2 my current favoriite ii2 2awdu2t II haven't been two the troll 7-11 iin a hot cycle.
um, what’s that like. as someone who’s never tried sawdust before. also, ew, banana flavor!!!!
que2tiion for human2, why ii2 makiing 2lurpee2 2o amaziingly fuckiing compliicated?
gøtta cøøl the water syrup enøugh tø crystallize but nøt freeze sølid.
but then iit add2 CO2 a2 well and pre22uriize2 iit, thii2 ii2 ju2t the valviing for the refriigerant 2iide, the whole uniit ha2 more fuckiing piipe2 and ho2e2 than your average nuclear reactor
yeah før the fizz cø2 has a flavør øtherwise søda døesn't taste like søda
II cannot deny the perfectiion that ii2 a properly made 2lurpee. II al2o have a "mcdonald2 iice cream machiine" that II re2cued, and iit 2omehow ii2 even more compliicated than thii2 damn thiing ii2.
yeah thøse are designed as cømplex as pøssible sø the repair cømpany that øwns them cøuld milk the megacørp as øften as pøssible
ju2t thiink iif they put any of that engiineeriing toward2 2omethiing productiive, perhap2 2pace exploratiion, warp driive, or makiing a viiable tiime machiine
hey, can one of you human2 plea2e tell me why hii-c orange lavabur2t doe2 not fuckiing ta2te liike lava?! II went through great effort2 two procure 2ome of thii2... II wiill admiit the orangii2h weiird flavor would go well wiith lava though
:33 < if lava isnt suppawsed to be eaten why is it gooey and glowy and yummy?
II have2 ta2ted lava before, iit wa2 okay, II thiink II could get the flavor iin a 2lurpee iif II could ever get thii2 confounded human 2lurpee machiine two work. II mu2t admiit human2 went two quiite an effort for theiir beverage2 and the engiineeriing that went iinto thii2 machiine far 2urpa22e2 theiir 2pace2hiip de2iign2.
iit'2 only margiinally le22 compliicated than the 'mcdonald2 iice cream machiine' II re2cued from a diilapiidated buiildiing II am attemptiing two re2tore
no II ju2t want the refre2hiing ta2te of lava iin a cold driink, ii2 that a2kiing two much?
hey @genetiicii2tCarciino that moviie we ju2t watched, where cat2 were apparently were the only thiing2 that could kiill the 2leeper thiing 2hape 2hiifter2, how fuckiing hiigh wa2 everyone iinvolved wiith thii2?! II am 2o fuckiing confu2ed, and the car thiing what the fuck?!
LOOK I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FINE, I WAS WRONG FUCK ME FOR PICKING A BULLSHIT MOVIE AGAIN! I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING THAT JUST HAPPENED.
II am ju2t glad II wa2n't 2ufferiing through thii2 alone, the 2ufferiing wa2 2pread evenly II thiink.
make 2ure that we put that on our do not watch agaiin unle22 you want lot2 of paiin lii2t
2o II 2wiitched two the liight theme, and iit wa2n't 5 miinute2 before exii2tentiial dread dm'ed me and wanted theiir color 2cheme back...
@okayTroogle what ii2 the oriigiin of you're kiilliing me 2mall2?
* Attention Tone * "you're Killing Me, Smalls" Is The Most Famous Line From The Troll Sandlot. Ham, Played By Troll Patrick Renna, Says This Improvised Line Twice In The Troll Sandlot, And Troll Renna Improvised The Line For The Film. "you're Killing Me, Smalls" Has Entered The Pop Culture Lexicon, Enduring For Decades, Showing How The Film Remains Beloved For Generations Of Fans. the Troll Sandlot Is An Example Of A Line From A Movie So Great When People Quote It Without Even Knowing Where It Came From. "you're Killing Me, Smalls" Is A Great Example. It's A Common Phrase For People To Say In Frustration, And Everyone Knows What It Means. Yet, Its Origins From The Classic Coming-of-age Movie May Not Be Quite As Well Known As The Phrase Itself.
@congruentAttiitude you know, II forgot what poiint II wa2 tryiing two make, but here'2 an earth 2tyle p2a and 2hiit about iit
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Is a voice speaking in your head 24/7 part of the package?
iin my ca2e ye2. 2everal voiice2. mo2t 2creamiing. 2ometiime2 they 2top though.
THIS IS THE MOST SIMPLISTIC WAY OF SAYING HOW DOOMED THE TIMELINES ARE AND IF THIS IS WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE SOME OF YOU UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKED WE ALL ARE THEN WE REALLY ARE JUST FUCKING DOOMED!
2uck2 that we're all doomed
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oh for 2ure. ju2t fiigured II'd 2end the P2A out though for anyone who wa2n't iinformed though.
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do you want me two conjure up 'thii2 ii2 your thiinkpan on doom' ad2 then?
II really don't know why II have two even 2ay thii2 but II offiiciially declare iit don't hate on your homiie2 drape2 friiday
DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CAUSED THIS WITH YOUR UGLY DRAPES THAT HAD BEES CLINGING TO IT. ANYWAY, ALREADY ON MY WAY DOWN IF MY SPINE BREAKS I WILL SCREAM FOREVER AND YOU WILL NEVER SHUT ME UP.
but my drape2 are functiional. yeah whatever II cant get you two 2hut up anyway, and that'2 wiith your 2piine and 2hiit iintact
you can piick what character II'll be, and you can al2o piick your own. :P
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO PICK YOUR CHARACTER AND THEN MINE? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
becau2e II am fuckiing bored and need a challenge. II mean II know all the character'2 combo2, weakne22e2, and 2trength2, 2o 2urprii2e me wiith 2omethiing na2ty and unfaiir iif you wii2h.
FINE, WHATEVER YOU'RE JUST GOING TO BEAT ME AND CAUSE ME TO LOSE MY SHIT AS PER USUAL ANYWAY.
you can at lea2t make iit really fuckiing funny a2 2hiit wiith your own choiice of character2...
II really want two know 2omethiing how come iit 2eem2 liike when you fiind a totally rotten throughout human who ha2 no redeemable characterii2tiic2 what2oever they often leave a traiil of ruiined people behiind them who are all conviinced they were a god who could do no wrong. When you confront thii2 2peciifiic kiind of human 2haped turd, they wiill double and triiple down even wiith the eviidence of theiir wrongdoiing 2hoved iinto theiir face. are they 2o good at lyiing that they beliieve theiir own fabriicatiion2? 2o fuckiing confu2iing when you come acro22 one of the2e damn thiing2, iif there wa2 ever a comparii2on of human2 two viiru2e2, iit would be the2e complete wa2te2 of matter.
ii made two much moobea2t 2tew. what now?
SEND SOME TO YOUR FRIENDS OR SAVE IT TO EAT AGAIN IDIOT.
II mean II adju2ted the reciipe for one whole moobea2t. kiind of regrettiing iit now.
2ure, there are 2everal thermal bag2 wiith contaiiner2 of hot 2tew out2iide the hiive now, enough two feed at lea2t 1/2 an army.
2o II would po2t "gee II wonder what el2e could go wrong" but II know exactly what the fuck could and wiill go wrong. thii2 fuckiing 2uck2.
II am 2tatiing the obviiou2
P2A: AA batteriie2 are ta2ty but not a2 2piicy a2 B batteriie2.
What ii2 love?
Love is the ache in your head every time the beating of your heart sings out the glorious hymns of infatuation. Love tears at your mind and rips your body to a miasma of red and the putrid stench of longing.
whiile ii triied two iignore thii2 ii faiiled, ii have been kiinda....iignoriing thiing2 for a few lunar cycle2, who are you, diid you mii22 your 2choolfeediing or 2ome 2hiit? what warrant2 that weiird a22 re2pon2e?
thii2 mean2 nothiing two me, but fiix your iignorance on human mu2iic plea2e
What are your thought2 on the human documentary "Demoliitiion Man"?
doe2 anyone know why II am 2tiill 2tuck here? II thought iignoriing iit would work iit2elf out, beiing unable two log out and all, but noooooooooooo, iit wiill not leave me alone
can 2omeone tell me whatever the fuck became of troll drama ii2land?
iive been out of the loop pa22ed out on my floor way two many cycle2, ju2t tryiing two catch up at the moment two all the crazy 2hiit goiing on here
i think i stopped watching after world tour so i have zero idea whats happening now xx
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iif one know2 a really good friiend ii2 goiing two do 2omethiing amaziingly 2tupiid, liike 2o 2tupiid that not only them, but everyone around them wiill 2uffer a2 a re2ult, and you have a 2ure a2 fuck vii2iion that iit wiill cau2e uniiver2al and iirrever2iible harm, and one know2 for ab2olute certaiinty warniing them about 2uch thiing wiill not only not prevent them from doiing 2aiid 2tupiid af thiing, but wiill accelerate iit and en2ure that they follow through, and one lack2 the abiiliity two tell or perpetuate liie2, what the actual fuck doe2 one do?
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:33 < sounds like there's nothing mew can do!! :33 < they just gotta fuck up on their own and try and learn furrom it!!
lol ii wii2h the wor2t part ii2 removiing them from the equatiion entiirely even by vaporiizatiion ju2t catalyze2 the end re2ult.