

Sollux "Thorax" Captor
@twinAmnesias
6'0" 13.37 Sweeps NSFW II'm the be2t there i2 at computer 2hiit banner contaiin2 entire Worker Bee Movie script. Dead again.. (OOC Muses: @unacceptableCitrus, @okayTroogle, @columbidaeToxicologist)
Another of my2elve2 very frantiically ju2t iinformed me that KK ii2 goiing two 2teal my hand2. II thiink he wa2 fuckiing hiigh but II2 there any truth two thii2?
Can 2omeone help me? Do you eat the2e wiith or wiithout the peel?
your turn, why am ii beiing 2uch a biitch twoniight? II have a biingo card two fiill out, don't fuckiing faiil me.
Can 2omeone here plea2e fiind me a niice hot burniing dump2ter fiire two get 2ome qualiity 2leep iin2iide of? II'm dyiing.
iit'2 apparently #fuckofffriiday, doe2 anyone here ju2t want two 2ay we fucked liike paiil 2tarved crazed pheromone controlled 2avage2 untiil we both pa22ed out wiith our mu2cle2 giiviing out and 2pammiing but not actually goiing through any of the motiion2, wiith no actual effort put iin, and ju2t forgo any kiind of cleanup? II'd be down for that.
IIt ii2 twoday II have realiized ju2t how eviil and mii2guiided human2 were. Ye2, they miight have iinvented the2e cool thiing2 called 2cii22or2, however they often packaged them iin a way that iif you already diid not have 2cii22or2 or another blade they were iimpo22iible two actually procure wiithout iinjury. II wii2h two know from other human2, diid whoever 'iinvent' thii2 2ort of packagiing, diid they perhap2 have contact wiith a god, a horrorterror, or 2omethiing el2e, or perhap2 diid they come up wiith thii2 all upon theiir own. 2urely the re2pon2iible party for thii2 blood lettiing iinjury iinduciing wor2e than dyiing hell that ii2 attemptiing two open thii2 packagiing wiithout a tool 2peciifiically de2iigned two murder iit properly 2hould 2uffer greatly and endure a long paiinful death.
Another cycle, another fuckiing cycle playiing tech 2upport for thii2 2peciifiic moron iit never end2.
ii hate gee2e, tho2e cheeky ba2tard2 #2peciifiicpo2tiing
anyone el2e who wii2he2 two get hiigh af and driink rooted beer whiile pa22iing the fuck out ii2 welcome.
II really want two know, doe2 takiing a eviil uniiver2e de2troyiing arc giive you at lea2t get you a good health plan wiith dental? Need two know iif II ever become not dead.
what the fuck ii2 not wrong wiith you?
II2 there 2ome kiind of uniiver2al and curated lii2t of funny thiing2 two call Lord Englii2h? We could 2tart one II'll 2tart wiith Bored IInkfii2h
for all your troll2 (not human2) who got the wrong re2ult iin the my liittle hoofbea2t te2t, here'2 a tutoriial on gettiing the only riight re2ult.
iit'2 the fuckiing pollpocolyp2e down iin thii2 2hiit and ii ju2t made iit wor2e
II took that other te2t that troll2 are on about. Thii2 one ii2 not riigged meaniing what the actual fuck ii2 wrong wiith all you other troll2, iif you 2cored any diifferently go 2et your2elf on fiire.
II fiixed theiir fuckiing 2tupiid af te2t There, that 2eem2 more accurate.
can 2omeone tell me what the fuck thii2 2hiit mean2?
what the ever fuck ii2 wrong wiith you? -iincorrect an2wer2 only-
2tumbled iinto a waterpark twoday. apparently there'2 gonna be 2ome biig fiight and II cannot get out of watchiing iit. 2iigh. 2tiill 2ee 2ome famiiliiar face2, the popped corn ii2 good, and the 2lu2hiie2 are good, even iif they lack 2awdu2t flavor.


























