Sollux "Thorax" Captor: "hey, can one of you humans please tell me why hi-c orange la…"

hey, can one of you human2 plea2e tell me why hii-c orange lavabur2t doe2 not fuckiing ta2te liike lava?! II went through great effort2 two procure 2ome of thii2... II wiill admiit the orangii2h weiird flavor would go well wiith lava though

Kult: +55

Kull: +55

Total: 110

Ratio: 1.00

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Nepeta Leijon

1 month ago

Chronic Catturbater

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verifiably kitty

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Yuri Official

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You know, like, Nya?

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < if lava isnt suppawsed to be eaten why is it gooey and glowy and yummy?

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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🐎 Hephaestus Zahhak

1 month ago

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Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

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honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

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STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

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@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < To test your impulse control 8=l < A test of the gods

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Nepeta Leijon

1 month ago

Chronic Catturbater

This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

You know, like, Nya?

This user bears the curse of a bygone era.

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < i will fail

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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Sollux "Thorax" Captor

1 month ago

@twinAmnesias[TA]

II have2 ta2ted lava before, iit wa2 okay, II thiink II could get the flavor iin a 2lurpee iif II could ever get thii2 confounded human 2lurpee machiine two work. II mu2t admiit human2 went two quiite an effort for theiir beverage2 and the engiineeriing that went iinto thii2 machiine far 2urpa22e2 theiir 2pace2hiip de2iign2.

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🐎 Hephaestus Zahhak

1 month ago

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Beforian

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honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

Friendship Forged

STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

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@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < It is alright I also failed

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🐎 Hephaestus Zahhak

1 month ago

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Disability Pride

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Beforian

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honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

Friendship Forged

STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

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@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < Are 8=l < You shire

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Sollux "Thorax" Captor

1 month ago

@twinAmnesias[TA]

iit'2 only margiinally le22 compliicated than the 'mcdonald2 iice cream machiine' II re2cued from a diilapiidated buiildiing II am attemptiing two re2tore