que2tiion for human2, why ii2 makiing 2lurpee2 2o amaziingly fuckiing compliicated?
gøtta cøøl the water syrup enøugh tø crystallize but nøt freeze sølid.
but then iit add2 CO2 a2 well and pre22uriize2 iit, thii2 ii2 ju2t the valviing for the refriigerant 2iide, the whole uniit ha2 more fuckiing piipe2 and ho2e2 than your average nuclear reactor
yeah før the fizz cø2 has a flavør øtherwise søda døesn't taste like søda
II cannot deny the perfectiion that ii2 a properly made 2lurpee. II al2o have a "mcdonald2 iice cream machiine" that II re2cued, and iit 2omehow ii2 even more compliicated than thii2 damn thiing ii2.
yeah thøse are designed as cømplex as pøssible sø the repair cømpany that øwns them cøuld milk the megacørp as øften as pøssible
ju2t thiink iif they put any of that engiineeriing toward2 2omethiing productiive, perhap2 2pace exploratiion, warp driive, or makiing a viiable tiime machiine
yeah but that's nøt as expløitable øn a fast scale