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@technomanicAncillary

Proud maIIntenance worker and p2IIonIIc power provIIder.

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@archiveAddict[AA]

happy #day1 of #megidomay what did you guys get me

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II'm goIIng two buy a bunch of 2nack2 wIIth my 2crIIp and have IIt delIIvered to you 2o keep an eye out for that.

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@archiveAddict[AA]

show spheres is winning in the replies of my last post and im suddenly realizing how risky this entire thing was

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II can't complaIIn.

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as a 40k kult celebration i will post a photo of me doing whatever the most liked suggestion is in the replies go!

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EatIIng a comIIcally large 2andwIIch.

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RemIInder for other help2men on the tIIne2 two keep hydrated! Your plant 2hould have a 2tock of hIIgh-electrolyte beverage2 two maIIntaIIn p2IIonIIc conductIIvIIty and prevent exhau2tIIon!

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

old sollux wat do u think about gamer supps #Important #SolluxReport

Haha II'm not old but ok! II'm unaware of that partIIcular brand but II do know that a lot of named brand2 u2e very 2IImIIlar IIf not outrIIght IIdentIIcal formula2. II'd have to gIIve IIt a try and compare!

II 2uppo2e a good 2tart would be 2ome fun engagement baIIt! anybody got any good work 2torIIe2?

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NO.

Bull2hIIt.

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NO, I LITERALLY DON'T, AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT!

You have at lea2t one, a22hole, I know that.

regardIIng my la2t po2t, II'll 2hare a funny 2tory of my own! about three 2weep2 ago, we had a new guy who wa2 really eager to get 2tarted, a real go-getter! II had ju2t fIInII2hed a 2hIIft and II wa2 goIIng to 2how hIIm the rope2 whIIle the tIIne2 cooled, but he wa2 too IImpatIIent! 2o he grabbed on and my overflow IImmedIIately channeled out to hIIm, almo2t blew hIIm all the way acro22 the floor!! IIt wa2 hIIlarIIou2, II 2tIIll laugh about IIt the2e nIIght2.

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I REMEMBER WHEN YOU TOLD ME ABOUT THIS. YOU WERE STILL *QUITE LITERALLY* BEING WRACKED WITH MINOR ELECTROCONVULSIONS EVEN WHILE I WAS JUST TALKING TO YOU ABOUT IT THAT MORNING, SO I EARNESTLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT EITHER OF YOU WERE FUCKING THINKING.

It wa2 a long 2hIIft man cut me 2ome 2lack. Not lIIke IIt bother2 me anyway! That guy wa2 a dumba22 though lol, II thIInk he got culled over IIt, maybe he burnt out IIdk.

GOOD GOD. WHAT FUCKING SHAME IT IS FOR THAT POOR GUY. WELL! AT LEAST IT WASN'T YOU OR ME, RIGHT?

Hey he'2 got a funny 2tory to tell all the hIIghblood2 pamperIIng hIIm 2o II'm 2ure he'2 ju2t fIIne. IIf he can even talk 2tIIll but whatever, the 2entIIment remaIIn2. At lea2t IIt'2 a good le22on IIn plant 2afety!

THE WORD "PAMPER." HOW INTERESTING OF A CHOICE IS THAT. YOU KNOW, IF MY GLANCE NUGGETS WEREN'T GETTING WORSE BY THE NIGHT, I WOULD'VE THOUGHT YOU USED SOME KIND OF *OTHER* WORD THERE. YOU KNOW. ONE THAT YOU COULD PRETTY FUCKING EASILY INTERCHANGE WITH THE WORDS SUBJUGATE OR TORTURE???

ff2 thII2 II2 not the kIInd of conver2atIIon II look forward two havIIng after a full-day 2hIIft. They dIIdn't render hIIm down IIntwo bIIomeal.

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@containedArmageddons[CA]

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a0571d3986f3.png while i'm repping merch. #hiighfa2hiion

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Have fun whIIle you can!

II really ought two po2t here more, II alway2 feel re2tle22 on my break2. IIdle hand2 and all that.

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < can mew help me get rid of the porn viruses on my husktop :33 < pawllux won't answer me anymore

II'm 2ure II have a good rea2on for that. 2orry!

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < oh mewr a pawlternate purrsion of pawllux!!! :33 < nyooooo!!!

2orry IIn advance for any wII2hy-wa2hIIne22 from my other 2elve2! II can't e2cape IIt even IIn other unIIver2e2, haha!

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concept: being held with your legs wrapped around their waist feeling their psionics forcing your arms to stay wrapped tight around their neck "you ready?" they say with a smug grin "ready for what?" you laugh back nervously they push your hips harder against theirs from below you feel the squirming of not one but two bulges writhing impatiently oh they werent lying "two perfectly fuckable holes" they mumur against your ear "and ill be using them both" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, no quads mentioned, #rankworks, DP, bifurcated, #nsfw, psionicplay, arrogant partner, experienced partner, single partner DP, archive rating: E)

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Wow!! CompellIIng 2tuff!!

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Apparently #2trutpod2 are the order of the nIIght, 2o a2 a lIIttle bIIt of relatable humor: Doe2 a long 2hIIft at the plant or IIn the mIIne2 got anybody el2e'2 barkbea2t2 howlIIng or II2 IIt ju2t me!!

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@quintessentialSnark[QS]

If You Invest In Higher qUality Sopor Slime You'll Get Better Support While You Rest.

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II've been meanIIng two change mIIne out for the more premIIum kIInd. Gue22 II better get on that A2AP!

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

back on fucked up earth theyd kill u if u 67d because to THEM it just wasnt funny enough

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The only 67 II concern my2elf wIIth II2 the 67-hour 2hIIft II'm gonna pull later thII2 week!

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/| Getting Ready For Work. I Luckily Have A Shorter Shift Today. What Type Of Job Do You All Work? https://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/waitress%20selfie.png |\

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II work IIn power and II ju2t fIInII2hed a very fulfIIllIIng 22-hour 2hIIft! WII2hIIng you luck!

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opinions on milk? ^_^ (tags: lactation, take the edge off, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

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Doe2 a body good!

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Hello chIItter! I am lookIIng forward two havIIng a good tIIme and potentIIally an2werIIng any que2tIIon2 about the marvelou2 IInfra2tructure that 2u2taIIn2 our beautIIful 2ocIIety! Or at lea2t my 2ocIIety, I'm 2tIIll fIIgurIIng thII2 all out.

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hon is ur pfp a nucular pwr plant lmfao

It II2! Not the 2y2tem I'm per2onally famIIlIIar wIIth, but IIt'2 a well-made dIIagram and the blue and red are 2trIIkIIng.