Cyan (the cooler Strider)
@nightcoreMadness
he/she/they/literally wtv im + swag than u also no im not dave no im not dirk im their sibling
intro post B) ----- wazzup im cyan strider the youngest AND coolest of them not a boy, or a girl, so u can refer 2 me as wtv u want idc i like raves and allat kewl stuff i also make music sometimes thats pretty much it https://i.ibb.co/0pLpQg5J/82-sin-t-tulo-20260509171021.jpg ^ this is me (ik, im cool and rlly hot, but no need to fangirl over me ok)
i found this band called skrewdriver oh boy i sure do hope theyre not controversial at all
why do they have a song called white power
ME WHEN FAZCIZT BAND IZ FAZCIZT *LE EPIK ZHOCK FACE*
#davehour wow lets go not a dave i jst wna be included
HOT ON THE RADAR: @congruentAttitude ♦ @nightcoreMadness The records don't lie.. They're both posting about: Shipping
oh its nep hour? aight sure ig nepetas who would yall ship me w/?
:33 < i dunno who mew are but mewr cyan so i guess i ship mew <> with pawvros cause mewr icon reminds me of a face he makes
striders be like "man why do i feel shitty" and then stay awake for a week, drink 0 water, and eat two grapes and an old stale cracker
thats my secret to staying silly
if by silly you mean unhealthy and vaguely wet bird coded
nah thats davids style man im just silly
What the fuck dude.
drink water you dehydrated bitch
haha
i drink so much water
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grasping at straws here. https://i.postimg.cc/fTdtsNg1/image.png
from what ive concluded, no. unfortunately.
>I don't know what pots is. Can confirm amputation do3s not cur3 anything but th3 id3a of having l3gs though
dysautonomia. chronic illness technically but it is considered a disability. my heart doesnt function proper and blood tends to pool in my legs thus rendering me constantly dizzy and usually bedridden/unable to walk without a cane. that is the briefest way i can describe it beyond going into detail about how fucking miserable it is. nonetheless i was wondering if amputation would do the trick due to the blood pooling in legs.
>I don't think my plan3t has a word for som3thing lik3 that, but it must r3ally suck to hav3 to d3al with it.
yeah its pretty shit.
striders are a plague in here istg why r there so many of us
poppin every single joint in my body one sec boutta be fuckin pop rocks up in this bitch
why was this rechitted lmao
the world isn't ready for what's gonna happen to dave if he dares wake me up with his shitty beats one more time
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i think this is the first non horny thing youve posted
>>| put them .in the most sound-isolated room, that no .echo can be heard.
i make a bunch of horny posts but they don't get as much attention!!! >:(
non horny*
but idk where that room is!
this is looking like the logical option
i jst fnished a bag of skittles n i grabbed a bag of takis rite after. i feel like an actual fatass is this what people from alternia think americans are like am i just a walking stereotype like yeah man im eating my garbage snacks and watching youtube while laying down on my bed like some greasy unemployed incel fuck
Bro hay un tipo aqui que la juega al dominicano pero ni español sabe lol me da penita ajena B/
B33 < help i have fall out boy stuck in my head
BXPP < that would be your recommendation anyway
i just want 2 clarify that im not dave strider im jst the annoying 3rd sibling from a rlly specific timeline dats all kthxbye
UndErstOOd! :)
:33< sometimes mew gotta be nice and sw33t and sometimes mew have to be furked up and evil
dj turn my penis up
im on a walk and i found the funniest #stick fat pair on this bad boy goddamn its a treenis if you will credit to @gleefullyCurvaceous for the word treenis you better trademark that https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/da35e820e226.png
yeah I'll rechitt this
We may need to exchange finds. I have rocks.
great oogly moogly.
put this thing away, omg?
4 those of us who hav always wondered what id b liek 2 bone those tree guys from lord of the rings
TR33N1S 1S OFF1C14LLY MY T3RM. 3NJOY! >:]
i never thought i would ever read the word treenis but here we r anyway that stick got some big balls lmao #suggestive #balls
An Ent. And yes, I have wondered.
GM WAZZUP GNG rise n shine mah dudes
i do not think therefore i do not am
wise words my friend such wise words i shed a tear truly