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lmaoo
theyre multiplying
??? you dont like ska?? bwomp bwomp? 🎺
Y'all's species has WHAT. #dashwatching #suggestive
WHaat is love?
i wanna take a ride on your disco chit
So many events today, and I'm choosing to stay at my hive to play 8alatro, get drunk, and throw many insults at people who kinda annoy me on the internet. #su8stance #sad
#sonicposting #cancelsonic https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1504596014630441102/IMG_6933.png?ex=6a0b843b&is=6a0a32bb&hm=6d5578d3d20c4dba94a11c3935e89dfcd40d5f486c4a659ec9836df19570f881&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=843&height=840
my patiience ii2 gone, but the lu2t for 2oup ii2 not. unfortunately ii wiill be goiing iin2ane untiil further notiice.
god iim 2o fuckiing hungry, 2hould ii waiit for my 2oup to come or ju2t call iit and eat a 2nack iin the meantiime? iid 2ay vote now but ii dont really care eiither way.
okay now you guys are doing this shit on purpose https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91e1519fe692.jpg
cheeseburger save me
d0n’t c4r3, 1’m t00 sw4g t0 c4r3.
Okay * if it's another human nightmare film i'm coming for you *|
B33 < help i have fall out boy stuck in my head
I watched that eraser head thing btw * who the fuck recommended that to me? *|
why is the #nsfw page just a bunch of striders? how have you guys been surviving a strider exclusive horny posting forecast??
UndErstOOd! :)
Oh I just heard it was #WizardWednesday, my bad. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/wizard.png
₍^. .^₎⟆ Oh god DR PEN!S?!꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ httpss://cdn.!mgcheSst.com/f!les/8ee87ad835a7.jpeg #nsfw꠹
DOCTOR.. PENIS?!
No I'm just incredibly high. #substances
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ @caligvlasAqvarivm first doodle of the requests https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/Doodles/eridandoodle.png ill try to do more ]
If God was real. She created the universe she gave birth to it. She made all that is beautiful. We were made in God's womb. Women create life. Men are evil little freaks that need to be #locked away... me included. Women are more Godly than men. #womanpower #ilovewomen #imgayformentho
> gett1ng em0t10nal ab0ut human med1a aga1n. 1f y0u have n0t read the m1necraft end p0em, please. please read 1t.
OOC post for this clown Irukan Eizeus is a subjuggulator who truly embraces chaos and enjoys being very silly about it. He talks slang heavy and is very influenced by hip hop culture He has no shame (unless you’re someone close to him), and he is highly unfiltered. He posts whatever whenever, and he doesn’t care who sees it He is mostly approachable and he isn’t shy to talk to anyone, he does not care what color or what they’re saying He can be a bit of a bastard sometimes, so if he says something to you that kinda rubs. That’s just him unfortunately #clownshit!
:33< sometimes mew gotta be nice and sw33t and sometimes mew have to be furked up and evil
Trolls are so funny sometimes.
I am certainly not cheesed to see you. This chit ain't big enough for the two of us.
Maybe.
I am not cheesed to meet you. I will never be cheesed to meet you. I hate you.
opinions of alts are overrated. pretty much every strider here besides me is a drooling man-monkey but my opinion doesnt stop them
Releasing Dave into the wild to go piss off purplebloods will never not be funny to me.
Whoa imagine if non-trolls were on here would that be fucked up or what. Scary, man. Almost like the universe is a big place or something.
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the more producer tags the track has the better it is. one day a track will be 7 minutes of prod tracks and it will be the first #0 single in the world
me and june are a thing but were an open relationship cause shes seeing roxy on the side and i dont know how to feel about my girlbro also fucking my sistermom but like i have to live as a weird fucked up bird thing forever so might as well have this shit going on too i guess
xoxo 0kayyy th3 n3w zhirt I 0rd3r3d zhu1d b3 arriving t0night!!!!1!11!! Can’t wait!1!1!!! Th3 zhirt’z nawt r11y what I’m m0zt 3xcit3d f0r th0 1aw1!1!!1!! ;3c xoxo
Who?
dj turn my penis up
:33 < looks like dave hour is fur efurryone except me :33 < davebot blocked me and meow i cant get a small cool kid to hang around.
love my tiny compressed version of me.
dj retro would like everyone in the club to pull out their gameboy advance sp that they use exclusively to take photos of the pokemon emerald title screen next to latte art
who up neoning they allnight
im on a walk and i found the funniest #stick fat pair on this bad boy goddamn its a treenis if you will credit to @gleefullyCurvaceous for the word treenis you better trademark that https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/da35e820e226.png
i KNOW HOW THAT FEELS,
phew, safe i guess, keep being cool whoever these dirk guys are
i do not think therefore i do not am
not this me im the #notgay one
I d.o° n.o°t like p.o°sting pictures .o°f myself much but this is the best I have with my lusus she has unf.o°rtunately passed but she raised me well with my g°o.o°d w.o°rk ethic and dedicati.o°n t.o°wards the empire happy whatever we call this night https://cdn.imgchest.c.o°m/files/bf82128dbb68.png
// i saw "ft sara" and was like "hehe time to make this canon to sara lore"
yep! (* ^ ω ^)
oh yeah i was on that track forgot lol
Mwahaha. I am Negatav. I hate fun. And flying. @CALIGULASaQUARIUM HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/CA1C87D400F2.PNG
replacing my voice with the miku otamatone
It's hard to be a teen mother when you're a grown man and the baby is a grown man who doesn't wanna do anything besides stay home and play video games.
lol
cause its funny
i learned after you broke our economy and we had to fend for ourselves. send me money!
i love leading people astray and ruining their views on the world
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insane_Clown_Posse
Now Gordon its only fair to warn you that there's bats in the world!
Gordon look out! Hotted boobs up ahead! Tits BIG ONES! #nsfw
(^･ω･^) < I JUST K33P WINNING THESE!!! #WINNING
finally a karkat with some fuckin globes to post smash or pass
I DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT MYSELF WRAPPED UP IN THIS OR EVEN LET MY MATESPRITE TALK ME INTO THIS BUT FUCKING FINE. YOU WANT MY STUPID FUCKING OPINIONS, I’LL GIVE THEM TO YOU. SMASH OR PASS HUMANS AND TROLLS EDITION. HUMANS FIRST BECAUSE FUCK YOU: DAVE: SMASH. THIS IS OBVIOUS HE’S ONE OF TWO OF MY MATESPRITES. JOHN/JUNE: SMASH READ ABOVE. JADE: PASS. WE DON’T MESH WELL AND HAVE AND WILL ALWAYS BUTT HEADS. (STILL LOVES TO PISS ME OFF.) ROSE: PASS SHE’S NICE BUT NOT MY TASTE. DIRK: BIG FUCKING PASS HE IS COOL AND ALL BUT HAS BEEN KIND OF ACTING OFF AND IT’S WEIRDING ME OUT. JAKE: OK LOOK.. HE’S GOT A NICE ASS BUT PASS. GOOD LOOKS DOESN’T GIVE GOOD RELATIONSHIPS. JANE: PASS. I HAVE MY REASONS THAT I’M NOT GETTING INTO ON HERE. ROXY: SMASH. SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS AND ISN’T A HUGE ASS. TROLLS: ARADIA: PASS. NICE BUT WAY TOO UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND HER. TAVROS:PASS. STILL CAN’T GET HIS DEAD HEAD JUST LAYING THERE ON THE GROUND OUT OF MY HEAD TO THIS DAY. SOLLUX: SMASH. I WOULD HAVE SMASHED SO FUCKING HARD IN THE PAST TOO HAD HE GOTTEN HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS NOOK FOR 2 MINUTES. NEPETA: DEPENDS ON THE TIMELINE BUT MOSTLY SMASH. KEEP YOUR MOIRAIL AT HOME THOUGH. KANAYA: PASS. SHE IS LIKE A SISTER TO ME. I JUST CAN’T.. TEREZI: SMASH. I’M PRETTY SURE EVERYONE KNOWS BY NOW. VRISKA: PASS. SHE STILL NEEDS TO DO A LOT OF WORK WITH HERSELF. EQUIUS: PASS. HARD FUCKING PASS. GAMZEE: SMASH. FUCK IF THINGS HAD BEEN DIFFERENT. ERIDAN: DEPENDS ON TIMELINE BUT FOR THE MOST PART PASS. FEFERI: ALSO PASS BUT WITH ALL THE KINDNESS I CAN MUSTER. DAMARA: PASS. I CAN’T UNDERSTAND A WORD AND THAT’S A NON STARTER FOR A RELATIONSHIP. RUFIOH: IF IT DIDN’T MEAN HORUSS WAS EVER GOING TO BE AROUND THE. I WOULDN’T MIND SMASHING BUT LET’S BE HONEST THAT’S NOT HAPPENING SO PASS. MITUNA: PASS. I CAN’T IN GOOD CONSCIENCE BE WITH HIM. KANKRI:…. DO I NEED TO SAY? PASS (GET TRIGGERED.) MEULIN: SMASH. PORRIM: PASS. SHE’S LUSUSED ME WAY TOO MUCH TO MAKE ME COMFORTABLE FOR THAT. LATULA: YEAH PASS. ARANEA: ALSO PASS. SHE IS COOL AND ALL AND CONVERSATIONS WITH HER ARE COOL BUT NO. HORUSS: ALSO HARD PASS. I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS WITH THE ZAHHAKS. KURLOZ:… SMASH. HAVE YOU SEEN THE GRAND HIGH BLOOD? CRAZY? YES BUT WOULD BE BEST WAY TO DIE. CRONUS: DEPENDS ON THE TIMELINE BUT SMASH. MEENAH: PASS. AGAIN YOU’RE COOL AND ALL BUT I’M NOT INTERESTED. #NSFW
lmao 50 ♡ and i'll post a pussy pic vs 50 ♤ and i'll post ass. #nsfw the joke is that i'll never hit those numbers rip you horny suckers
...okay tomorrow. I will start. tomorrow
i'm in this post and i don't like it
Late night reminder mostly to myself not to pick at scabs, though I am almost certain at least one other person needs to hear this.
why is bro showing me this bullshit
Depends.
Ehm... Would this "Zebruh" person... Get me fired... If i did something... About them? (' . ' ❀)
xoxo Tru3!!11!!!1 I gu3zz if th3 tr011 ztayz th3n I kn0w th3y’r3 w0rth azz0ciating with!!11!! xoxo
xoxo Ughhh I invit3 zum0n3 0v3r f0r m0vi3 1ight and put 0n Zaw and zudd3n1y th3y’r3 0ut th3 d00r!!1!1!! 1ik3, ugh!!1!1!1!! Gr0w a zpin3!!1!1!! xoxo
think i'm finally experienCin' some flushed quadrant #yearnin' for the first time. it ain't 6reat. not a fan. how do folks deal with this? shit has me feelin' empty.
sure feels like a september 11th kinda day.
*50 TF2 notification noises*
oh fuck yeah! I'm good boy certified! https://i.pinimg.com/736x/db/75/5a/db755aa8455c368a1fe36c1374f9315d.jpg
xoxo I can’t 1i3 I k33p 3v3ry zing13 g10wztick I g3t at rav3z my fridg3 iz fu11 0f th3m 1ma0!!11!!!1! xoxo
the mꙮre relevant yꙮu becꙮme, the mꙮre trꙮuble cꙮmes tꙮ yꙮu, the mꙮre relevant yꙮu becꙮme. anyways, ꙮh bꙮy i sure dꙮ have lꙮts ꙮf pꙮwerful artifacts and jujus and all that stuff! i sure hꙮpe nꙮ ꙮne cꙮmes arꙮund tꙮ try and get them! - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
i may not be fused with any bec, but i still got that dog in me!!
Very #relatable.
#relatable
i gen wanna post sumthin but my brain rn is like a tumbleweed rollin thru an abandonded strip mall food court
good news, legs dont hurt. bad news, im hungry again.
Interesting to be a confessional yet block those who wish to confess.
our inbox has exploded with all of these confessions. keep going. ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously; #notaconfession ♠
C0nfessi0n: s0metimes i am h0rny #nsfw
me and @nightcoreMadness https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/mySisterJustAnotherm.png
my sibling just another me
i need that sheep boy in ways that are concerning to feminism and make me feel like the biggest loser on the face of alternia ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
I understand y0u guys want c0nfessi0ners t0 just say that shit t0 pe0ples faces but if a stranger said half 0f that shit t0 me i w0uld set a b0mb 0ff in their face
i want tegiri carnally i wanna do unspeakable things to him ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
loser boys get me going on tbh i love pathetic men they get me so frigging horny for sum reason ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
Jesus, and i thought my moms side of the family was Fucking Paradoxical and Vast
YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING SHAMELESS. GET THIS SHIT OFF MY TIMELINE, AS IF I DON'T HAVE BETTER SHIT TO BE DOING THAN THAT!
Sometimes I like to m★ke v★gueposts ★nd just lie #v★guepost
u know what i hate that guy #vaguepost
misogtnist trolls luv me #myburden #imsissypussandthisusmyboulder
wait, is that even considered vagueposting if it's a question?
you guys will not believe what i just did! #vagueposting
christ on the cross, theres more of us???
(・_・) ... Why are we vagueposting? Should I do it too?
i want himero in every way you can want himero ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
Twenty Boondollars Says That A Karkat Said This
karkat should kiss himself #selfcestftw ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠
is it clear yet I just like drawing GA a million times. this is probably 90% of what this account is gonna be
もしアラディアが見つからなかったら、代わりにアタシに連絡してね。
#megidomay
i want aradia megido to hold my hand as we watch the sunset........ and then i want her to sit on my face, and not get up until i've satisfied her. ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
WOW, YOU GREEDY BASTARDS, ANOTHER REVIEW WITHIN 24 HOURS? THE MUCH AWAITED (WELL, QUESTIONABLY MUCH AWAITED) WARM BODIES REVIEW IS NOW UPON US. FEAST YOUR GANDERBULBS, AS MY OWN HAVE, UNFORTUNATELY, STARVED BY WATCHING THIS CHEAP SHOT OF A MOVIE. SORRY, @TWINAMNESIAS . I REALLY *WANTED* TO LIKE THIS, AND IT TRULY PAINS MY PUMP BISCUIT TO KNOW THAT YOU’VE GIVEN UP ONE OF YOUR TWO LIVES FOR THE SAKE OF THE BET, BUT I KNOW WHERE I STAND— AND THAT IS THAT A RIPE BUNCH OF BLITHERING FECULENT SHITHOLES MADE THIS MOVIE AND LET BOTH OF US DOWN. TRULY, MY APOLOGIES ON THEIR BEHALF. LET’S CUT TO THE CHASE AND CALL OUT WARM BODIES FOR WHAT IT IS: JUST ANOTHER UNDERDONE ALLEGORY FOR ROMEO AND JULIET. IT’S AN INSULT ON MY INTELLIGENCE THAT IT’S *THIS* OBVIOUS FROM THE JUMP. I MEAN COME ON: “R”? “JULIE”???? IF YOU DIDN’T CLOCK THAT BY THE FIRST FIFTEEN MINUTES, YOU'RE EITHER BEING REALLY PERSISTENT WITH THIS TRANSPARENT RUSE, OR YOU REALLY ARE JUST THAT SAD AND INCOMPETENT. NOT TO EVEN FUCKING MENTION THE BALCONY SCENE. TALK ABOUT ON THE SNIFF NUB. FAR TOO OBVIOUS, IT’S LIKE THEY THINK OUR SPONGES DON’T WORK. IT’S BEEN DONE TO DEATH SO MANY FUCKING TIMES, AND THE ZOMBIE SCHTICK ISN’T ENOUGH TO PULL THE VICTIMS FROM THE CAR CRASH. SURE, IT’S GOT ITS CUTE MOMENTS AND ALL, I’LL THROW YOU A BONE. BUT THE SWEET STUFF JUST DOESN’T PLUG UP ALL OF THE PLOT HOLES. NOT TO MENTION, THE HORROR ELEMENT WAS JUST ABHORRENT. IT’S NOT LIKE JENNIFER’S BODY WHERE IT’S *MEANT* TO BE A KITSCH SLASHER, THE CHARACTERS ACTING TO THE VIEWER AS DESERVING OF PITY OR HATE. IT’S JUST DONE BADLY INSTEAD, AND THE MECHANICS OF HOW THE ZOMBIES ACTUALLY WORK JUST DON’T MAKE SENSE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, R DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HIS OWN NAME, BUT HE CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT PEOPLE’S OLD OCCUPATIONS WERE BEFORE THEY TURNED? AND *OH YEAH*, SURE, LET’S USE VALUABLE RESOURCES IN AN APOCALYPSE TO PLAY A GENERIC MESSAGE TO RESOURCE HUNTERS OVER A GODDAMN JUMBOTRON INSTEAD OF JUST SPITTING IT OUT IN PERSON. THAT WILL WORK JUST GREAT. I THINK THEY NEEDED TO PICK A LANE, BASICALLY. EITHER GO THE DRAMATIC ROUTE AND MAKE IT ACTUALLY TERRIFYING AND HIGH STAKES, OR LOOK CAMP RIGHT IN THE EYE. YOU CAN’T TRY BOTH; OR IN THIS CASE, ONLY SUCCEED AT DOING A SECRET THIRD THING THAT JUST FELT A LITTLE MUSHY AND HALF-BAKED. THAT BEING SAID. NICHOLAS HOULT LOOKS GOOD, EVEN THOUGH HIS AMERICAN ACCENT NEEDS SERIOUS WORK. THREE STARS. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/F509DF3C2A18.JPG
cooked up a little somethin for #shitpetasaturday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/340fde1af0f3.jpeg
>>>( https://youtu.be/HzRJUMNdVsg ) #music
Truly, even with the limits of my omniscience when interacting with a place such as this, events proceed exactly as I desire.
know i said ThaT The lasT posT was The lasT posT of The day, buT i can'T help buT To share whaT i've found along my liTTle sTroll around The neighborhood. imagine you're jusT walTzing on ouTTa your hive, and suddenly, you see a biTchin' comeT of epic proporTion as you walk by! i ThoughT The messiahs Themselves Tore The sky open for a second To rapTure us all. i can'T be The only one seeing This righT now! hTTps://cdn.imgchesT.com/files/64324ff7fd61.jpg
- It's Hell 🤣🤣
i wonder how MMany hard-boiled eggs i could fit in MMy MMouth at one tiMMe. gotta test this shit soMMetiMMe
- Where amm I 😂😂😂
- Floor
NO... 1T'S L1K3 4 MOUNT41N OF CLOWN HORNS 4ND 1T'S SC4RY! 1 WOK3 UP L1T3R4LLY ON TOP OF 1T 4ND 1 DON'T KNOW HOW 1 GOT H3R3...
can u swim in dat pile of clown horns? if u can u defo should do dat
1 R34LLY DON'T L1K3 TH4T YOU'R3 SUGG3ST1NG TH1S.
girl run
WOK3 UP TOD4Y 1N 4 P1L3 OF CLOWN HORNS... K1ND OF SC4R3D. >:[
why d1d nobody tell me about gach1akuta....... BANGARANG an1me, yo...
kanaya is stuck, equius is a freak and i met another vriska8ot. that’s a8out it!
spy sappin' my sentry.
(HYPOTHETICALLY) VVHAT IF THERE VVAS A FEMALE CHERUB VVHO VVAS AN ABSOLUTE PUSSY AND VVOULD NOT PREDOMINATE DESPITE KNOVVING THE UNIVERSE VVOULD FUCKING END IF SHE DIDNT BUT THANKFULLY HER AVVESOME COOL MALE TVVIN DECIDES TO TAKE IT INTO HIS OVVN HANDS & END HIS LIFE HIMSELF TO FORCE HER TO PREDOMINATE THUS SAVING THE UNIVERSE? VVHO VVOULD U GUYS CONSIDER THE HERO IN THIS HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO THAT HAS NOT AND VVILL NEVER HAPPEN IN ANY TIMELINE & DID NOT HAPPEN TO MYSELF AS I AM TOTALLY AND FULLY LIVING & ALIVE PLEASE ANSVVER NOVV
i’m on my break what’s up chittr
Question for the masses If someone tried to break into your house What would you do to them afterwards?
>>| .i just scratched by .accident my monitor. now .i can't .unsee, forget .and restore the quality .of the screen. #tech
I've had better mornings, I guess, but I'm awake now. Unfortunately. Gonna need some quacks who managed to brute force their way into the psych field to analyze why it was so important for my brain to decide to dream about the Hatebot being blue. Literally nothing else. I'm sure dreams have some amount of meaning but I'm having a difficult time ascertaining what it could be here.
Yeah okay I'll admit it I know a couple drug dealers. #substances
hyaACKK MY spheres HURTTT!!! #suggestiVe #nsfw
xoxo 0kay that guy’z muzh und3r my tir3z 1aw1!!1!11!! H3yy d03z anyb0dy 0ff3r zcutt13buggy c13aning z3rvic3z??!??!!??? xoxo
🜏 iidk wha♱ rr u sɛlliing ? ♅
...technically i'm ambidextrous so i could hypothetically still shoot. however... ...kickback would definitely fuck me up still and i am not going melee with broken fingers...
Why is Rox asking me if I know any drug dealers??? #substances
anyway the scone was pretty good my bad for calling it fuckass cause i actually enjoyed it despite thinkin itd probably taste like ass #sconeposting
im gonna keep #sconeposting over here
xoxo Ya but th3n I’d g3t 1ik3…b100d a11 0v3r my c10th3z!!1!1!! I’m juzt g0nna hit him 1AW1!!1!1!! xoxo
#nowplaying http2://i.ibb.co/1fnW2L2H/1778346425393.png http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=f-z22XdZKwk&2i=LA9xGLtI2YU36ok8 #lyric2 #lyric2po2ting #gymvib32 #ri23ngrind
xoxo 0kay!!1!1!! I’m 1it3ra11y zitting in my zcutt13buggy waiting f0r him t0 c0m3 0ut wh3n h3 13av3z that bui1ding it’z Z0 0v3r f0r him!!1!1!! >X3c xoxo
[ >KILL HIM_ ]
ᐖ YA #KILLᐖATGUY AN THEN ᑈOME B TRAMPS WIF ME X3 ᐛ
Oh! 😮 I haven't posted a good reference picture to pin, yet. Let's rectify that. (That sound of surprise was fake, to make me sound more approachable. I already knew I was going to get to it eventually. 😁 Hee-Hee-Hee.) Now Playing: When You're Good To Mama 🎵 https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/glubshittoasshole.png @dubiouslyDykalicious
https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/FNReiC7UYAEjC1e.jpg
xoxo Thiz guy juzt ca113d m3 a tramp d0 I hit him with my zcutt13buggy xoxo
dude cant even hotlink an image properly evrryone POINT AND LAUGH
so i took zero pictures of how sick the walk was my bad
now its just me and this fuckass blueberry scone against the world
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[WHY DO ALL YOU #AN EAT$ #HARGE YOU AFTER YOU EAT TOO MU#H WHAT$ THE FU#KING POINT THEN]
I could. Very easily.
99 of you and you can"t po2t any fa2ter??
bb u kno ilu but 1) if i hadnt already finished how would i b readin the leafs 2) if u wanted ur fortune itd hafta be UR cup 3) i can answer that w/o consulting the hot leaf waters
+-> GET OUT OF MY FUCK1NG NOT1F1CAT1ONS ||
he means me btw lmaooo
+-> A certa1n AGGRESSOR to me as1de, 1 am qu1te pleased see1ng how far 1nformat1on seems to travel across th1s s1te. 8oth someth1ng of GREAT 8ENEF1TS, 8ut also someth1ng to MON1TOR 1n case of anyth1ng more NEFAR1OUS cross1ng my 'T1MEL1NE'...||
my doctor told me to stop eating drywall but he never explained WHY So I’m going to continue doing that
ykw would be nice is if my cool god tier powers let me )(-EAL myshellf unconditionally then i wouldnt have had to be cooped up like an injured hammerbeast 38/ if i wanna heal i gotta sap that shit from someone else
No One Please Talk To Me For The Next Hour I Am Far To Hungover To Deal With Most Of You This Is Exactly Why I Prefer Smoking
good mornin... i dont wanna move.
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Get it out of here, ASAP. The children are in danger. Without their early teen fashion disaster era they're going to be too egotistical to know how to match colors.
[|87 :: My bad, ; acc;dentally let the Swag bacter;a out of conta;nment.
Earth C alert: the exact provincial sector I live in in the troll kingdom is reporting tumultuous levels of swag, with growth both rapid and exponential.
gonna have to pull an indiana jones maneuver and swap myself with the big hugging pillow so i can make breakfast for terezi.
We haven't heard from Carl since. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1502691924560056350/HHy_cwCXYAAmCxV.png?ex=6a00a269&is=69ff50e9&hm=4b34e4accdc44c43d9a457a8a26a78a26d6f5059618038ee95432549807f93f5&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=645&height=800
((its no problem!
(✪‿✪)ノ Life player update #1 (´ _｀;;) Well. I did it. (꒪▿꒪;;) Um... I think I need a LOT of training. This palm tree sprouted these... "coconuts", but... > They're teal. > They're throbbing. Why are they throbbing. Is there something inside them? > They feel like eggs. I don't know what to think. > Quite frankly I'm a little scared! (✽ ﾟдﾟ ✽) I don't know what I did wrong... And the colors aren't even supposed to look like *that*! (So scary...) (＝ω＝.) Well! We all start somewhere~ This is your regularly scheduled Life Player Updates. Thank you! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/007356d1df1b.png
[|87 :: Want to spread ;nfect;ons ;n a controlled env;ronment? Have a pass;on for cult;vat;n ;ll;c;t substances? L;ke the ;dea of creat;n your own creature? Want a gun? Do you l;ke the aesthet;c of lab coats? Lucky for YOU very spec;f;cally ;nterested ;nd;v;dual lab hands are always welcome ;n my fac;l;ty. Jo;n today and you w;ll get extra drugs along w;th your paycheck! #substance #horror
◌ I will be refraining from quoteposting tonight for my own sake. That, and I have a lot of work to do. ⧂
My good friend Catholic Doc Scratch.
⚞₍^ I dฅn’t uzually talk abฅut my relatiฅnz here, I’m nฅt the type tฅ. But angry fat men dฅ zฅmething tฅ me. ^₎⚟⟆
((hiiii sorry to oocly bother you here BUT your pfp is quite fast! just letting you know because it could cause eyestrain or trigger epilepsy in some folks so it may be good to run it through ezgif or something to slow it down a bit ^-^
d∆Y TWØ HØØFBE∆STS PØSTING: i H∆VE CØME TØ ∆N ∆GREEMENT WITH THE HØØFBE∆STS, THEY WILL STØP ∆TTEMPTING TØ CRIPPLE ME IF i STØP TRYING TØ USE THEM FØR CRYPTID HUNTING.
ytheres so much fuckin brightass lgith blues 2day
is this the troll version of raceplay??
click farm part 2 #nsfw ♡: thighs ◇: wires cause i shouldve put this in the other one lmao ♧: tummy ♤: muscles
Ugh, I've Gott@ Get Rid Of $ome Of The$e Book$, They're T@king Up $p@ce @nd Don't Get Re@d @nymore. @nyone W@nt @ny Gent7y U$ed Genre Fic? Mo$t7y My$tery/thri77er @nd Rom@nce But There'$ $ome Horror @nd $cifi In There Too
Would it be rude to say I relate
ugh i have to actually start paying attention to where in the timeline these roses are so i can insult them what a fucking pain
Thank you, Hugo Strange. Your affirmations are irreplaceable.
I have a terribly fraught relationship with my mother.
{ i just found out th∆t the girl i w∆s pitch flirting } {∆LREADY HAS ∆ KISMESIS!!!} { im going to hide in my hive forever >×< }
hehe now im more blue
sued if its successful/good culled (socially) if its bad
My condolences to your parents. They must be so proud. In absentia of your endeavors and interventions therein. What a pitiable predicament.
yes im hating posts again fuck you
I'M CONSIDERING. *CONSIDERING.* HOSTING ANOTHER GATHERING OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB THIS COMING MORNING. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY ONE FOR THE REAL LIGHT-OWLBEASTS. SOMETIME AFTER 6 OR 7 PM PST (PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME). I'D APOLOGIZE TO ANY TROLL LIVING IN A SLIGHTLY MORE EAST-ORIENTED DIMENSION, BUT I DON'T CARE. FUCK YOU AND THE TIMELINEZONE YOU RODE IN ON. FURTHER DETAILS TO BE STAMPED OUT, PENDING AN INITIAL INTEREST CHECK.
ha d anightmare n woke up 2 breakfast throwin up on my floor #grlwtf
i wear my svnglasses a+ nigh+, so i can so i can.
folks keep m=sspelling my (name) + for some reason + I am unsure (why?)
IF NOTHING EVER HAPPENS. IT IS BECAuSE I HAVE ENSuRED AS MuCH. I KILLED EVERYONE ELSE. INSTILLED A SENSE OF HAPLESS. HELPLESS. HOPELESS FuCKING ENTROPY. A LOSSLESS JPG OF REALITY. PLASTERED TO THE DESKTOP OF EXISTENCE. RIGHT BETWEEN TWO REALLY FuCKMASSIVE SNITTIES. COMPETING WITH ONE ANOTHER FOR DOMINANCE. OVER THE AMOuNT OF CLEAVAGE STORAGE SPACE. THOSE RAMHOGGING DOBONHOKEROS CAN SMuGGLE FROM MY LIKES. #NSFW #MSFINGERPAINTING #MICROANDSOFT #PEECJOKES #ABOuTCOMPuTERS #NOTWOKE
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Sometimes I wonder if some people know what they're saying on here or if they just like slapping words together. I mean don't get me wrong it could be fun but like
(｡◕ ∀ ◕｡) The seed is deployed, chat. Standby!
I drank three monsters time to start the day!
ოර⌄රო Do you guys think if I used my Life powers I could grow a random tree that grows anything? ٩( ╹▿╹ )۶ Let us find out!
@twwiinAquariium im gonna dangle you like a fucking cat my guy
But Chuddha. What if?
the horrors persist but i stay siLLLLy ✨✨
........is there an Eg8ert around? There's something I wanna try.
GOT THREE PULVERIEZD STARCHPOLYPS IN MY TROLL MDCONALDS BREAKFAST INSTED OF TWO #EPICWIN
Oh shit yeah. Sorry my thing doesn't read off the handles only names
C'mon, this is chittr, there's gotta be way more than that
wWw lmao there'zz two hopelezz romanticzz on thizz site now wWw
tom shouLdn't have done aLL that to jerry. fuck up, man
they r g0nna eat u al1ve here 1 mean dat 1n a gud way B]
If you could see the DRIBBLE he DRABBLED at me in dms about you Girl We KNOW he likes you #anthrax
I Think My Matesprit Might Like Me. #positive #silly
jvs+ chillin wi+h my ipod
xoxo Z0m3 pp1 r11y dr3zz 1ik3 th3 b1unt that g3tz pazz3d ar0und at a party #zubztanc3z xoxo