Vaskel Calder
@correctiveTrot
Hoofbeast-Training Bastardman Teal-Blooded Investigator What do I investigate...? Cryptids. Tea. Hoofbeasts. You know, the important things.
øK∆Y WØW I MISSED SØ M∆NY D∆YS ØF HØØFBE∆ST PØSTING. tH∆T IS MY B∆D. i FELL ∆SLEEP FØR ∆ FEW. d∆Y SEVEN HØØFBE∆ST PØSTING: øK∆Y SØ WHØ WØULD'VE GUESSED THEY'RE SUCH GØØD DRINKING P∆RTNERS? tHEY LET ME H∆VE ∆LLL ØF THE CØGN∆C ∆ND DIDN'T EVEN ∆SK FØR ∆ SIP FØR THEMSELVES.
d∆Y SIX HØØFBE∆ST PØSTING!!! iT'S JUST ØCCURRED TØ ME. i DØN'T ∆CTU∆LLY KNØW IF HØØFBE∆STS C∆N DRINK TE∆. sØMEBØDY GET ME ∆NSWERS!
are you a troll with the head ..of a hoofbeast or are you enti..rely hoofbeast or just a cospl..ayer
D --> Just make sure it's not caffeinated
i H∆VE TØ CØSPL∆Y THE HØØFBE∆STS ØR ELSE THEY FRE∆K ØUT ∆ND IT SC∆RES ME.
D --> Caffeine is a chemical found in most teas D --> It has to be removed for it to be safe for the horses D --> So you will need to purchase tea that is e%plicitly decaffeinated
d∆Y FIVE HØØFBE∆ST PØSTING!!! i ∆CTU∆LLY THINK THESE HØØFBE∆STS ∆RE GETTING SM∆RTER THEY'VE LE∆RNED HØW TØ REWIND THE l∆TIN RECØRDS....
d∆Y FØUR HØØFBE∆ST PØSTING! i H∆VE LE∆RNED THEY DØ ENJØY l∆TIN j∆ZZ EXCLUSIVELY, THØUGH THIS M∆Y CH∆NGE DEPENDING ØN THE HØØFBE∆ST YØU ∆SK.
🐾woNderfUl New thiNg to learN toNight! :) hehe,
d∆Y THREE HØØFBE∆ST PØSTING... tURNS ØUT THE ØNES ∆T MY LØC∆L R∆NCH DØ nøt LIKE J∆ZZ... ∆ND i NØW H∆VE TØ BUY ∆ NEW RECØRD PL∆YER.
d∆Y TWØ HØØFBE∆STS PØSTING: i H∆VE CØME TØ ∆N ∆GREEMENT WITH THE HØØFBE∆STS, THEY WILL STØP ∆TTEMPTING TØ CRIPPLE ME IF i STØP TRYING TØ USE THEM FØR CRYPTID HUNTING.
mY CØNFESSIØN IS TH∆T i DØN'T EVEN KNØW @GØLDENgIG∆BYTE ∆ND i BET THEY BREW THEIR TE∆ WITH HØT W∆TER.
-=[ are you a hortse_☺]=-
i'M SØ FUCKING ∆FR∆ID RIGHT NØW. mY CØLLEGE G∆VE ME ∆ THER∆PIST REFERR∆L.
>> why are you afra¡d of that?? <:((
i DIDN'T EVEN MENTIØN THE HØØFBE∆STS! iT W∆S B∆SED ØN THEIR FIRST IMPRESSIØNS...
>> oh no,,, you poor th¡ng,,,
d∆Y ØNE HØØFBE∆ST PØSTING: ∆M I THE ØNLY ØNE WHØ ∆UDIBLY SØBS IN THE CØRNER WHEN THE HØØFBE∆ST IS T∆LLER TH∆N ME??
>> ¡.. th¡nk you m¡ght be... Why do you cry??
>> Peop1e do that a11 the t¡me! You've juડt gotta be brave, and gent1e w¡th them.
tHEY ∆LSØ BRE∆K MY LEGS WHEN i STØP FEEDING THEM THE EXPENSIVE H∆Y...
>> Your hoofbeaડtડ worry me dude.... Are you okay? Are you ડafe?
nØT WHEN THEY'RE ∆RØUND! iT'S ØK∆Y THØUGH, i KEEP THE GØØD HØØFBE∆ST TRE∆TS ØN ME...
i THINK i JUST M∆N∆GED TØ BURN TE∆... hØW H∆S MY LIFE GØTTEN TØ THIS PØINT??
Oh no! You must be very careful with the art of tea-making. One misstep may spoil the pot!
[ >"STRAIN AND FILTER, THEN TRY AGAIN" — TEACHINGS OF TROLL MERLIN ON ALCHEMY - VOL. XIII_ ]