Vaskel Calder
@correctiveTrot
Hoofbeast-Training Bastardman Teal-Blooded Investigator What do I investigate...? Cryptids. Tea. Hoofbeasts. You know, the important things.
d∆Y SIX HØØFBE∆ST PØSTING!!! iT'S JUST ØCCURRED TØ ME. i DØN'T ∆CTU∆LLY KNØW IF HØØFBE∆STS C∆N DRINK TE∆. sØMEBØDY GET ME ∆NSWERS!
are you a troll with the head ..of a hoofbeast or are you enti..rely hoofbeast or just a cospl..ayer
D --> Just make sure it's not caffeinated
i H∆VE TØ CØSPL∆Y THE HØØFBE∆STS ØR ELSE THEY FRE∆K ØUT ∆ND IT SC∆RES ME.
D --> Caffeine is a chemical found in most teas D --> It has to be removed for it to be safe for the horses D --> So you will need to purchase tea that is e%plicitly decaffeinated
i decided to work late in the lab today so yeah… tired
tRY ∆ FRESH CUP ØF TE∆! tHEY USU∆LLY HELP ME UNWIND ∆FTER ∆ D∆Y ØF DE∆LING WITH HØØFBE∆STS...
🐾which breed of barkbeast is the qUietest? a 'hUsh PUPPy'! ehehe, hehe,
pLE∆SE CØNTINUE PØSTING JØKES. i DID ENJØY THIS ØNE.
[|87 :: Want to spread ;nfect;ons ;n a controlled env;ronment? Have a pass;on for cult;vat;n ;ll;c;t substances? L;ke the ;dea of creat;n your own creature? Want a gun? Do you l;ke the aesthet;c of lab coats? Lucky for YOU very spec;f;cally ;nterested ;nd;v;dual lab hands are always welcome ;n my fac;l;ty. Jo;n today and you w;ll get extra drugs along w;th your paycheck! #substance #horror
i'LL BE∆T THE GØING R∆TE ∆ND ∆SK FØR TWØ TE∆ LE∆VES ∆N HØUR.
[|87 :: By gog you got yourself a fuk;n deal!
▲at this rate I wont need to keep an ashtray in my respiteblock▼ ▲thanks you freaks▼
mY CØNFESSIØN IS TH∆T i DØN'T EVEN KNØW @GØLDENgIG∆BYTE ∆ND i BET THEY BREW THEIR TE∆ WITH HØT W∆TER.
-=[ are you a hortse_☺]=-
<d3rlord3> You know the worst part of being semi-omniscient is knowing every weird thing that Cronus guy has done or said, it's horrible
dØ YØU THINK THE kING IN yELLØW WØULD TELL ME WH∆T THE ØPTIM∆L TE∆ FL∆VØR IS?
Can someone please kill that Green Dragon so I can sleep in my own bed? That would be nice. Not that I dislike my current situation, I just fear certain individuals in this household are starting to lose their mind.
mR. pRESIDENT! hØW D∆RE YØU TRY HIRING ∆N ∆SS∆SSIN TØ EXTERMIN∆TE MY BØSS!!
i'M SØ FUCKING ∆FR∆ID RIGHT NØW. mY CØLLEGE G∆VE ME ∆ THER∆PIST REFERR∆L.
>> why are you afra¡d of that?? <:((
i DIDN'T EVEN MENTIØN THE HØØFBE∆STS! iT W∆S B∆SED ØN THEIR FIRST IMPRESSIØNS...
foreal how dose one stop zonin out so frequently
dog clicker in your pocket to click when you start to feel like youre dissociating so the noise snaps you back to reality
its supposed to spook you into thinking again but because i am so kind of heart i can also suggest having a little bell or some other thing that makes noise on you like a little bell or somethin you can shake and it shakes you out your state before you go in too deep
d∆Y ØNE HØØFBE∆ST PØSTING: ∆M I THE ØNLY ØNE WHØ ∆UDIBLY SØBS IN THE CØRNER WHEN THE HØØFBE∆ST IS T∆LLER TH∆N ME??
>> ¡.. th¡nk you m¡ght be... Why do you cry??
>> Peop1e do that a11 the t¡me! You've juડt gotta be brave, and gent1e w¡th them.
tHEY ∆LSØ BRE∆K MY LEGS WHEN i STØP FEEDING THEM THE EXPENSIVE H∆Y...
>> Your hoofbeaડtડ worry me dude.... Are you okay? Are you ડafe?
nØT WHEN THEY'RE ∆RØUND! iT'S ØK∆Y THØUGH, i KEEP THE GØØD HØØFBE∆ST TRE∆TS ØN ME...