Vaskel Calder
@correctiveTrot
Hoofbeast-Training Bastardman Teal-Blooded Investigator What do I investigate...? Cryptids. Tea. Hoofbeasts. You know, the important things.
d∆Y SIX HØØFBE∆ST PØSTING!!! iT'S JUST ØCCURRED TØ ME. i DØN'T ∆CTU∆LLY KNØW IF HØØFBE∆STS C∆N DRINK TE∆. sØMEBØDY GET ME ∆NSWERS!
are you a troll with the head ..of a hoofbeast or are you enti..rely hoofbeast or just a cospl..ayer
D --> Just make sure it's not caffeinated
i H∆VE TØ CØSPL∆Y THE HØØFBE∆STS ØR ELSE THEY FRE∆K ØUT ∆ND IT SC∆RES ME.
D --> Caffeine is a chemical found in most teas D --> It has to be removed for it to be safe for the horses D --> So you will need to purchase tea that is e%plicitly decaffeinated
i decided to work late in the lab today so yeah… tired
tRY ∆ FRESH CUP ØF TE∆! tHEY USU∆LLY HELP ME UNWIND ∆FTER ∆ D∆Y ØF DE∆LING WITH HØØFBE∆STS...
🐾which breed of barkbeast is the qUietest? a 'hUsh PUPPy'! ehehe, hehe,
pLE∆SE CØNTINUE PØSTING JØKES. i DID ENJØY THIS ØNE.
[|87 :: Want to spread ;nfect;ons ;n a controlled env;ronment? Have a pass;on for cult;vat;n ;ll;c;t substances? L;ke the ;dea of creat;n your own creature? Want a gun? Do you l;ke the aesthet;c of lab coats? Lucky for YOU very spec;f;cally ;nterested ;nd;v;dual lab hands are always welcome ;n my fac;l;ty. Jo;n today and you w;ll get extra drugs along w;th your paycheck! #substance #horror
i'LL BE∆T THE GØING R∆TE ∆ND ∆SK FØR TWØ TE∆ LE∆VES ∆N HØUR.
[|87 :: By gog you got yourself a fuk;n deal!
▲at this rate I wont need to keep an ashtray in my respiteblock▼ ▲thanks you freaks▼
mY CØNFESSIØN IS TH∆T i DØN'T EVEN KNØW @GØLDENgIG∆BYTE ∆ND i BET THEY BREW THEIR TE∆ WITH HØT W∆TER.
-=[ are you a hortse_☺]=-
<d3rlord3> You know the worst part of being semi-omniscient is knowing every weird thing that Cronus guy has done or said, it's horrible
dØ YØU THINK THE kING IN yELLØW WØULD TELL ME WH∆T THE ØPTIM∆L TE∆ FL∆VØR IS?
Can someone please kill that Green Dragon so I can sleep in my own bed? That would be nice. Not that I dislike my current situation, I just fear certain individuals in this household are starting to lose their mind.
mR. pRESIDENT! hØW D∆RE YØU TRY HIRING ∆N ∆SS∆SSIN TØ EXTERMIN∆TE MY BØSS!!
i'M SØ FUCKING ∆FR∆ID RIGHT NØW. mY CØLLEGE G∆VE ME ∆ THER∆PIST REFERR∆L.
>> why are you afra¡d of that?? <:((
i DIDN'T EVEN MENTIØN THE HØØFBE∆STS! iT W∆S B∆SED ØN THEIR FIRST IMPRESSIØNS...
d∆Y ØNE HØØFBE∆ST PØSTING: ∆M I THE ØNLY ØNE WHØ ∆UDIBLY SØBS IN THE CØRNER WHEN THE HØØFBE∆ST IS T∆LLER TH∆N ME??
>> ¡.. th¡nk you m¡ght be... Why do you cry??
>> Peop1e do that a11 the t¡me! You've juડt gotta be brave, and gent1e w¡th them.
tHEY ∆LSØ BRE∆K MY LEGS WHEN i STØP FEEDING THEM THE EXPENSIVE H∆Y...
>> Your hoofbeaડtડ worry me dude.... Are you okay? Are you ડafe?
nØT WHEN THEY'RE ∆RØUND! iT'S ØK∆Y THØUGH, i KEEP THE GØØD HØØFBE∆ST TRE∆TS ØN ME...