♦ pitied by @nightcoreMadness
Y'all's species has WHAT. #dashwatching #suggestive
every time you hit that hater reaction on one of my chits i lose an eyelash you guys this shit is serious i have a pretty good ratio going but i know at some point soon i’ll be bald lidded and what the hell does an eligible bachelor become once hes caught with no eyelashes #fuckedrightup
theyre closing down the earth c dollar tree for real #wearesoscrewed
nightcore madness not wanting to use emojis is kind of insanity 🫥
i understand the tradition of the emoticon but i think some of you could greatly benefit from picking up the use of modern emojis and by greatly benefit i mean it will directly benefit me because 🫵 look at that gold is it not prime lmao material
i wanna take a ride on your disco chit
>vianti - smash my brains in with a hammer #violence >everyone else - pass #nsfw #trendhopping
my patiience ii2 gone, but the lu2t for 2oup ii2 not. unfortunately ii wiill be goiing iin2ane untiil further notiice.
didnt go the masquerade its gay nothin wrong with that though just not daeves thing
Good morning chittr!
i fear my possessive streak may be becoming...larger.
:o) Perhaps a Sasquatch of some kind?
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:o) I would very much enjoy that.
:o) As requested I am #PostingHole for #MegidoMay :o) I constructed it with many future and past versions of myself :o) And then left it alone for a few hundred sweeps :o) To allow it to naturally fill with water. :o) Then we all posed for a picture. #NSFW. :o) I guess. :o) Oh I almost forgot. #Rankbait #Hole :o) Is that enough extraneous tags? #Tagging https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/85edff12b78d.png
:o) A #JealousHater appears on my posts. :o) God forbid I exercise my rights. :o) To post hole. :o) Something to share with the class, @gullibleColumnist ? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0cdaf59509a1.PNG
johns always blowing my phone up right when im fuck deep in my sister #incest #nsfw
I don't know who this person is who keeps interacting with all my posts * but i kinda like the attention *|
Okay * if it's another human nightmare film i'm coming for you *|
why is the #nsfw page just a bunch of striders? how have you guys been surviving a strider exclusive horny posting forecast??
UndErstOOd! :)
why dO thEsE dAvEs kEEp pOstIng A hUmAn wIkIpEdIA ArtIclE On thE 'InsAnE clOwn pOssE' UndEr my scrIptUrE qUOtEs? thEy dO nOt OffEr fUrthEr ElAbOrAtIOn pErhAps thEy ArE hUmAns AttEmptIng tO shOw thEIr pAttErn rEcOgnItIOn AbIlItIEs. yEs, vEry smArt lIttlE dAvE hUmAns, thAt Is A clOwn! wOndErfUl wOrk :)
thanks for the information put an nsfww tag next time
humans of chittr quick what makes you little creatures happy asking for a friend. do you like the fermented milk treats in those plastic tu8es is that the human snack of choice
yEs OnE Of yOU hAvE sEnt thAt bEfOrE And I pOIntEd OUt thE sImIlArItIEs bUt AlsO dIffErEncEs Of sUch :) I cOUld ExplAIn It tO yOU In mOrE dEpth sIncE yOU strIdErs sEEm tO hAvE sUch IntErEst In thE tOpIc?
Ugh, I Know Im An Angel Of The Church And So On And Everyone Looks To Me For Guidance. But Like, It Gets Toootally Booooring To Be Asked If A Club Or A Sword Is Best, Of Course Its The Club, Theyre Easier To Juggle Ehehe :o)
Trolls are so funny sometimes.
Please cmon I don't wanna login to prime cmonnnnn give daddy his beautiful pirated content.
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Maybe.
// The unfortunate side effect of running a horny Jade account is that Jane, my absolute favourite character (who is also the hottest in the whole series don't fight me on this I'll win), is off limits :( #nsfw
$$$ome of the troll$$$ on here are ju$$$t WOW! And I don’t mean in the good way LMAOO Though, pot ¢alling the kettle HA!
opinions of alts are overrated. pretty much every strider here besides me is a drooling man-monkey but my opinion doesnt stop them
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dj turn my penis up
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im sure
this is wwhy i should of been allowwed to come along for protection but nobody listens to eridan
oKAY SO, tHE BAD NEWS IS, tHERE ARE MANY ANGRY JADES, cHASING ME SO, oNCE i ARRIVE i WILL NEED YOU TO ASK THEM TO STOP, tRYING TO HURT ME TO DEATH BADLY, aND TO PUT ON THE PARTY HATS, <}:) @GRIMaUXILIATRIX
It's hard to be a teen mother when you're a grown man and the baby is a grown man who doesn't wanna do anything besides stay home and play video games.
*summons a minion who compliments u exactly 3 times nd then explodes* https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29c8239771d0.jpg
i mean sybau
xoxo Ughhh I invit3 zum0n3 0v3r f0r m0vi3 1ight and put 0n Zaw and zudd3n1y th3y’r3 0ut th3 d00r!!1!1!! 1ik3, ugh!!1!1!1!! Gr0w a zpin3!!1!1!! xoxo
Sure feels like a September 30th kind of day.
sure feels like a september 11th kinda day.
Listen. i'm vriska serket's #1 fan and her #1 hater. nobody eLse on earth c has vriska oPinions as nuanced and weLL-suPoorted as me. i am the most correct any Person couLd ever be about the thief of Light. don't fuck with me.
The refreshments are prepared, the Handmaid is readied. My suit is freshly dry cleaned. All that remains is to wait.
Yes, yes, you are all impossi8ly powerful, devastatingly competent, and apparently 8uilt like mythological Amazonian's in muscle size. /Sarcasm You would think that after witnessing countless altern8te versions of themselves perish at divergences in time, events entirely 8eyond their control might finally grasp how catastrophically quickly fortune can turn against them.
It continues to perplex me how comforta8le people are pu8licly documenting their wherea8outs and intentions for the evening, as though the internet is not equally occupied 8y individuals who would gladly weaponise that against them.
> "WAAAAAH! TAKE A SHOWER ALREADY!" > mfw that 5 minute shower could be spent on ranked instead > i'm just in it for the grind, hop off my twin bulges twin! > fuck you i decide when i emerse myself in water and soap. my body my choice and all? > get stenchmogged while we're at it, fuckface! lolololololol
https://64.media.tumblr.com/589ce217ca7b5dd4c96ee0054a538c9d/e389a6a558646877-3b/s1280x1920/7b2360b6cbc567116edd38f6f43cbadb6eebb094.jpg m0rning tasks done. time f0r shitposts.
[|87 :: 1’m on ;t! My cleanup crew w;ll deal w;th the ep;dem;c of Swag posthaste!
Curious how I seem to have taken on the role of the “troublemaker” Scratch at this time. Not that I particularly mind. Haa Haa.
click farm part 2 #nsfw ♡: thighs ◇: wires cause i shouldve put this in the other one lmao ♧: tummy ♤: muscles
mm... lunch...
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> culling IS always on the table, just saying.
I'M CONSIDERING. *CONSIDERING.* HOSTING ANOTHER GATHERING OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB THIS COMING MORNING. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY ONE FOR THE REAL LIGHT-OWLBEASTS. SOMETIME AFTER 6 OR 7 PM PST (PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME). I'D APOLOGIZE TO ANY TROLL LIVING IN A SLIGHTLY MORE EAST-ORIENTED DIMENSION, BUT I DON'T CARE. FUCK YOU AND THE TIMELINEZONE YOU RODE IN ON. FURTHER DETAILS TO BE STAMPED OUT, PENDING AN INITIAL INTEREST CHECK.
ha d anightmare n woke up 2 breakfast throwin up on my floor #grlwtf
i wan+ +o s+ar+ a band called radiohead 2 am i going +o be sved or cvlled if i vse +his name?
IF NOTHING EVER HAPPENS. IT IS BECAuSE I HAVE ENSuRED AS MuCH. I KILLED EVERYONE ELSE. INSTILLED A SENSE OF HAPLESS. HELPLESS. HOPELESS FuCKING ENTROPY. A LOSSLESS JPG OF REALITY. PLASTERED TO THE DESKTOP OF EXISTENCE. RIGHT BETWEEN TWO REALLY FuCKMASSIVE SNITTIES. COMPETING WITH ONE ANOTHER FOR DOMINANCE. OVER THE AMOuNT OF CLEAVAGE STORAGE SPACE. THOSE RAMHOGGING DOBONHOKEROS CAN SMuGGLE FROM MY LIKES. #NSFW #MSFINGERPAINTING #MICROANDSOFT #PEECJOKES #ABOuTCOMPuTERS #NOTWOKE
Sometimes I wonder if some people know what they're saying on here or if they just like slapping words together. I mean don't get me wrong it could be fun but like
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I like my coffee like I like my women strong and the largest size I can get.
I'm not doing this bullshit again Rox tell me whats wrong already I'm not waiting an hour for you to respond. #womenamirite?