The Treeaboo
@arribaTorrente
1 AM n1TRAM-DONO, lEADER OF THE lOST tREEABOOS, p1RATE FROM THE R1CH, STREAM FOR THE POOR, sUPPORT lOST tREEABOO tRANSLAT1ONS W1TH YOUR DONAT1ONS, h*CK C*NSORSH1P, aPOLOG1ES FOR MY GRAMMAR, 1 AM CBSL,
There Was A T|me | Cl|mbed The Mounta|ns Of The East To F|nd A Monk To Teach Me The|r Secret Techn|ques. Told Me | Needed |nner Peace. Obv|ously That Was Not Go|ng To Happen, So | Fought The Monk |nstead |n A Duel. Surpr|s|ngly Good Smack Talk For One Seek|ng Enl|ghtenment.
1NNER PEACE FOLLOWS ONCE OUTER PEACE 1S WON, BOTH ARE GOOD, AND THE FORMER MAY A1D THE LATTER, BUT G1VEN THE CHO1CE 1 WOULD CONQUER MY FOES BEFORE MYSELF, - n1TRAM-DONO
(^･o･^) < OMG! MOMG. OOPS... (=^-ω-^=)ヾ H33H33H33, I FIGURED THIS MIGHT HAPPEN EVENTUALLY! BUT THE TR33ABOO SNIFFED OUT THE SCRATCHING POST WHERE I'D MEOWNTIONED ALL THOSE #TR33GARDEN AND #LAMPTR33 #LITTERFICS I'D WRITTEN ABOUT HER. I NEVER EXPURRCTED HER TO BE A NAMESEARCHER!!!!!!
m1LADY, YOU WOULD GET ON WELL W1TH rANKMA1D-SENSE1. tHAT SA1D, YOU HAVE M1SPLACED YOUR PRONOUNS, - n1TRAM-DONO
mY lOST wEEABOOS, MY m1LAD1ES, THEY W1LL B1ND YOU, GAG YOU, BL1ND YOU, THEY W1LL TAKE ALL THAT YOU ARE AND CALL 1T MERCY. yOU W1LL NOT BE ALLOWED TO ADVANCE NOR ABSCOND, ONLY ABSTA1N. tHEY W1LL CARVE YOUR BODY AND M1ND TO THE1R L1K1NG. wHAT THEY CAN NOT TAKE 1S YOUR SP1R1T. tRA1N AND F1GHT, SUPPORT YOUR NE1GHBORS, REMEMBER THERE ARE MORE OF US THAN THERE ARE THEM. bLOOD W1LL SP1LL BUT FREEDOM SHALL COME, - n1TRAM-DONO
PLEASE PICK UP YOUR PALMHUSK. IT’S IMPORTANT. HOW EXACTLY DO THEY DO THE CARVING.
1 AM SORRY FOR WHAT THEY D1D TO YOU, M1LADY, - n1TRAM-DONO
QUIT PITYING ME. I’M STRANGLING MY SLUG AT YOUR THREATS HERE. AND YOU’RE KILLING THE MOOD.
mANY SUCH CASES, - n1TRAM-DONO
|t |s A Curse And A Bless|ng To L|ve For Compet|t|ve Env|ronments Because For The Br|efest Of Moments | Cons|dered Aud|t|on|ng For A Dat|ng Show Desp|te Hav|ng L|ttle |nterest |n Romance.
the fllaw in this idea is that (except in pitch rellationships) the goall of dating is for at lleast 2 peoplle to "win". this is an unserious way to host a competition.
Anyth|ng Can Be An At Least Decent Compet|t|on W|th The R|ght Part|c|pants And A Good Rulebook. Why | Remember |n My Youth When | Left My Compet|t|on At The Newly Matespr|tes Game An Emac|ated Husk W|th My Sheer Sk|ll. That Be|ng Sa|d, You Ate Correct, There Are Fundamental Super|or Venues For Compet|t|on.
yOUR SHEER DR1VE 1S A QUAL1TY TO BE ENV1ED, AND STROVE FOR. 1T WOULD HAVE BEEN N1GH 1MPOSS1BLE TO CAPTURE THAT PURPLE 1F NOT FOR YOUR EFFORTS WH1CH LED TO THE1R EL1M1NAT1ON, - n1TRAM-DONO
rebellion i⚡︎n't hate rebellion i⚡︎ hope-- it'⚡︎ love you can only change the world for the better if you truly and deeply care about it and it⚡︎ inhabitant⚡︎ to love your allie⚡︎ more than you hate your enemie⚡︎ that i⚡︎ the only way forward we are ⚡︎tronger together, and we owe it to each other to fight for one another and the betterment of our ⚡︎ociety to put the need⚡︎ of your neighbor above that of your⚡︎elf to become a ⚡︎tepping ⚡︎tone for a better future, paving the road for tho⚡︎e who will come after u⚡︎ war⚡︎ aren't won with love i'm not deluded enough to think that war⚡︎ are won with blood, ⚡︎weat, and tear⚡︎ they are grue⚡︎ome affair⚡︎ that take far more than their fair ⚡︎hare and leave nothing but deva⚡︎tation in their wake but that i⚡︎ exactly why it i⚡︎ important to have hope hope that there can be a better tomorrow if not for you, for the people you choo⚡︎e to love the people you choo⚡︎e to fight for your friend⚡︎, your allie⚡︎, your neighbor⚡︎, and even your enemie⚡︎ we are in thi⚡︎ together and together i⚡︎ the only way we will make it through
wELL PUT, - n1TRAM-DONO
T⧃night the M⧃untain is s⧃mber and quiet ⧃ut ⧃f respect and rec⧃gniti⧃n f⧃r the 3.43 billi⧃n tr⧃lls wh⧃ sacrificed their lives in the Great Bef⧃ran Planetary C⧃nflict ⧃f ⧃18XX BUT T⧃M⧃RR⧃W THE M⧃UNTAIN WILL TAKE T⧃ THE THUNDER ARENA AND BRAWL AN ARMY ⧃F DR⧃NES AND IF HE WINS HE GETS A FREE LAZER TURRET
tRULY A TRAGEDY, - n1TRAM-DONO
-|---► man... the l1brary was a bust... no g1rls there wanted to talk to me... runn1ng out of ch1ck p1ck1ng up locat1ons... haha... anyone know where 1 can meet woman or dudes? 1 a1n't all that p1cky! haha!
sURELY THERE ARE BETTER USES OF YOUR T1ME, - n1TRAM-DONO
Anonymous Asks: You Clearly Have Some Anarchy Tendenc|es And Used To Be A Lost Weeaboo, Yet You Are A Ceo? What's Up W|th That Man. The Or|g|nal Phras|ng Of Th|s Had Vulgar|t|es |'m Not |nterested |n Typ|ng Out. |n Any Case | Had A Feel|ng | Would Eventually Be Quest|oned On Th|s. To Th|s | Have My Own Quest|on. What Do You Th|nk Revenge Requ|res? The Answer |s Power. | Had Noth|ng Except My Trusted Beast L|eutenants When My Clansmen Were Struck Down By An Unknown Assa|lant. | Had No Means To F|nd The Sl|me Who Took The|r L|ves, Nor D|d | Have The Strength To K|ll My Target Even |f | D|d F|nd Them. Kanasta Corp Was The Solut|on To Both Those Problems.
yOUR DR1VE HAS ALWAYS BEEN ONE TO ADM1RE, kANAST-SAN, - n1TRAM-DONO
Shame |s An Al|en Concept To Me Venerable Treeaboo. But Know|ng | Have Somewhat Strayed From The Path |s My Greatest Regret. But Revenge W|ll Be M|ne At The Very Least.
wHEN THE VANGUARD PARTY COMES, YOU W1LL BE OFFERED A CHO1CE. nOT ALL OF YOUR 1LK W1LL RECE1VE SUCH MERCY, - n1TRAM-DONO
If you )(ave any problems wit)( t)(e Beforus system or culling, feel free to message me! It's my job to take of t)(ese problems!
1T WOULD BE AN HONOR TO D1SCUSS 1N TROLL, M1LADY. pREFERABLY W1TH YOU STAND1NG 1N AN AREA V1S1BLE FROM MANY VANTAGE PO1NTS W1TH NO CONVEN1ENT MEANS OF ESCAPE, - n1TRAM-DONO
O)(, a face-to-face meeting? Let me c)(eck my sc)(edule.... )(ow does twenty t)(ree sweeps from now at 9 PM work for you? 38?
1 BEL1EVE 1 W1LL SEE YOU MUCH, MUCH EARL1ER THAN THAT, m1LADY, - n1TRAM-DONO
I'm sorry. 38( I don't )(ave any earlier slots in my sc)(edule.
nOT TO WORRY m1LADY, 1 AM CONF1DENT SOMETH1NG W1LL OPEN UP. nOW, 1F YOU EXCUSE ME, THERE 1S A pL*YTOON TRA1N1NG FAC1L1TY THAT 1S TO BE BURNT TO THE GROUND, - n1TRAM-DONO - n1TRAM-DONO
1 COULD NOT AGREE MORE, - n1TRAM-DONO
@1MjUN1OR m1GHT 1 AGA1N BESEECH YOUR A1D, FOR THE "fOREVER, 1N sPR1NG" BADGE? - n1TRAM-DONO
IS DIS HOW I GET A BADGE?? >:D
cORRECT, - n1TRAM-DONO
Graceful... #juniorbadgedyou
gRAC1AS, jUN1OR-SAN, - n1TRAM-DONO
tHAT BR1NGS BACK MEMOR1ES,,, 「1NSUFFERABLE?! tHE aNGEL AND dEMON ON mY sHOULDERS gOT t1RED OF mY lACK OF A lOVE l1FE, SO tHEY tOOK 1T uPON tHEMSELVES TO lOSE MY v1RG1N1TY! k1LL1NG AND cULL1NG 1N eQUAL pARTS, tHEY eXPOSE mY mUTANT pUSHER TO THE wORLD AND cOMPETE oVER wH1CH oNE gETS mE lA1D! vAC1LLAT1NG 1N mY qUADRANTS AND w1TH eACH oTHER, tHEY wON'T sTOP pA1L1NG BUT nO oNE eLSE cAN sEE tHEM! bETWEEN ALL THE sABOTAGE, 1S 1T gO1NG TO BE oNE OF tHEM 1 lOSE MY v1RG1N1TY w1TH?! tHREESOME 1N sOME qUAD w1TH A v1OLET-bLOODED aNGEL, A mAROON-bLOODED dEMON, AND AN 1NSUFFERABLE mUTANT wHO lOOKS rEALLY gOOD 1N wOMEN'S cLOTH1NG?! kYA!~」WAS B*NNED RATHER QU1CKLY AFTER 1T STARTED PR1NT, FOR REASONS SUCH AS "pORTRAY1NG WARMBLOODS 1N A CULLER POS1T1ON, PORTRAY1NG AN BROAD-SPECTRUM TROLL UNHAPPY W1TH BE1NG CULLLED, AND PRESENT1NG A CULLEE UNHAPPY W1TH THE1R PRESENTAT1ON WHO WAS NOT ENCOURAGED TO ACCEPT THE BODY THEY WERE HATCHED W1TH AS BEAUT1FUL," WH1CH ARE OF COURSE, ALL NONSENSE, TH1NGS MUST ALL BE SO POL*T1CALLY CORRECT NOWAN1GHTS,,, sOUTHWESTERN bEFORAN AND cOMMON sTANDARD bEFORAN TRANSLAT1ONS ARE AVA1LABLE FOR ANY 1NTERESTED, - n1TRAM-DONO
cONTACT lOST tREEABOO tRANSLAT1ONS FOR SCANS, - n1TRAM-DONO
As much as I can understand why it was banned... it do+es so+und rather interesting. I can think o+f very few examples o+f female warmblo+o+ded cullers in fictio+n, and especially no+ne that are given equal standing with their male co+o+lblo+o+ded co+unterparts.
cONTACT lOST tREEABOO tRANSLAT1ONS FOR SCANS, - n1TRAM-DONO
Anyone Expect|ng Mercy By My Hand |n A Proper Duel |s Comparable To The |ll|terate Troglodytes Who Quest|on Why Orpheus Turned Back |n The Underworld Or Assumed Troll Sasuke Uch|ha Was Exclus|vely Attracted To Women. Just A Complete |nab|l|ty To Recogn|ze Bas|c Patterns |n Behav|or.
hONOR, AS W1TH MANY V1RTUES, 1S OFTEN BAND1ED ABOUT BY THOSE WHO HAVE NEVER FOUGHT FOR SURV1VAL. 1T 1S A F1NE 1DEA, USED AS A BLUDGEON AGA1NST THOSE WHO CANNOT AFFORD 1T, - n1TRAM-DONO
Suurely it cann't be possible to have read every sinngle book..? What a drag..
tHERE 1S ALWAYS MORE TO BE SOUGHT, - n1TRAM-DONO