♦ pitied by @avaraciousInfovore
Yoou started this i was playing aloong
What the hell are you even talking about. Shut the hell up. II'm going two pump you full of protein and make you lift me a hundred times.
i'm someone's fine shyte. https://i.ibb.co/LXc1Tjj7/dog-blushing-dog-smiling.png
[BEGIN MESSAGE] y0u may be|ieve whatever y0u |ike. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i tthink y0u zpecifica||y zh0u|d n0t be ab|e tt0 get away with z0me 0f y0ur rep|iez and yet. [END MESSAGE]
Yoou coome under my chitt aboout missing my hoome with an attitude i return said attitude and then yoou vent aboout hoow hard the life is foor yoou doo i fucking care man
Loowbloooods jumping each oother under my thread is noot soomething i see everyday ngl
Cry me a river fuckwit i'm noot oobligated too explain too yoou why i miss my hoome
also didn't. even have a question mark it sounded like a snarky comment my guy
All i did is called yoou an edgeloord 8/
Ooh my gooooooooood bruh looook at me i'm soo different and edgy heh
What
I've been told th4t i 4m "4ur4f4rming" in this picture of me, h4h4¿ Wh4tever th4t me4ns¿ :)
Dizzy, dizzy, dizzy. And not a single drop of alcohol.
hahaha. 7eah.
II want two be the kind of person who reads before falling asleep but II keep passing out immediately. What the hell happened two my insomnia. IT'S NEVER AROUND WHEN II NEED IT.
Hiii everyone! II have been sooo busy lately. Hope you're all well!
▲no i just don't like men▼
i think i simp for more people than i have people who simp for me. it’s a(tuall7 kind of a problem when it makes me upset. hm.
No. You're crawling and fiending for my attention. Continue showing me how desperate you are. ♆
That sentient dumpster will receive no more of my attention. ♆
Despite the setbacks, II've made a stellar debut at Alternia's finest opera house. Coming back two this passion was a cathartic experience for me. As always, II cannot thank my matesprit, Xander, and kismesis, Cogito, enough for their support and encouragement, in all the forms it took. II am reminded every day that II am truly blessed two have husbands who help carry the crown when it feels heavy. 👑❤️✨🌹
▼sometimes i wonder if I'm just another poison hurting her...▲
▲thinking about making a chittr time capsule, toss a couple posts from the first four perigrees of this place into a folder, open it in half a sweep or so▼
▼wonder if Duskie is still alive...▲
▼Callie keeps wanting to give Wanshi a gun to protect herself with▲ ▼▼SHES FIVE!!!▲▲ ▼▼▼WANSHI IS NOT GETTING A GUN OR A CROSSBOW OR A TRANQ GUN OR EVEN A FUCKING FLARE GUN, SHES STAYING HIVE▲▲▲
Where????????
Oh? So greedy for my attention. And II thought II was beneath you. Hum hum hum!
You know what? II've decided II don't need any more friends.
II should've known better than two try two rub elbows with a Fuchsia. Their heads are up their ass and around the damn colon.
Shut up.
II am not a psychopath!!!
So II've noticed you hate me. #VaugePosting #YouKnowWhoYouAre
II wish waiters would stop bothering me about my order. YES II know about the diarrhea parasite. YES II still want the salad.
You dork. <3
▼wriggler from my cloister▲
II'm only ever #Blocked because II'm #LiterallyCorrect. ✨⭐
▼its fine, i don't need advice, ive got plenty of advice from plenty of people who care about me for, some fucking reason and way more ways to distract myself than i should, but, still just happens▲
▼yeah, i guess▲
▼still think bout it sometimes▼
Can't sleep. The stars keep buzzing around my pan with ideas...
it's so people who don't want to see an7 mention of it (an blo(k the tag and not have to deal with an7 mention
༻ 𖤓 i'm utterly baffled by s☼me ☼f the p☼sts ☼n this site. i c☼mmend the p☼sters' audacity and c☼urage t☼ p☼st such things. ☾ ༺
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Well, yes. But my first time meeting her was VERY un-chill.
II see how it is. #VAGUEPOST
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I prefer women, but accept the rest. Speaking of women, did you know that carapace cisgender women's clitorii look like little chess pieces? Another #RoseFact, #NSFW.
sunda7's (oming, and that means #si(knast7sunda7! and in an effort to make sure we're at an org7 and not just a horn7 part7, we're doing some new stuff! if 7ou're willing to parti(ipate, 7ou're invited! this sunda7, and the first sunda7 of ever7 perigee, no (lothes. (ome naked or strip at the door. identit7 (overing masks are allowed, but onl7 those. #nsfw
and¶add¶this¶to¶my¶ever-growing¶list¶of¶responsibilities?¶you¶must¶have¶insane¶time¶management
p1eaze?
...!!!!! Thank you.
be(ause there's no reason to stand opposite to us in the first pla(e. just do 7our thing and don't step on us if we're not 7our thing?
> fucking. Is ANYONE at least able to confirm they are safe and ok????
▼glad im vague enough that it ended up being mistaken as charming instead of concerning▲
▲reminds me of a couple perigrees ago when i was teleporting grubs for fun▼
liittle after party at a local bar wiith some of the speciial guests who came to see xandra perform one niight down, tons to go
10,000 volts two the head.
One more word out of you and you're not getting any soup.
c< i MeaN, ive beeN busy fucKiN arOuNd witH tHe tiMeliNe, ive gOt sO MaNy fucKiNg lOOps yOu dONt uNderstaNd just HOw MaNy lOOps ive gOt gOiN rigHt NOw >c
c< cOrrect! i was busy actually gettiNg iN2 tHe gaMe itself >c
c< fair eNOugH, id Hate if i were ON My teaM 2 save tHe wOrld as well >c
c< NOt really tbH >c
UM HELLO.
A princess's work is never done! 👑✨️
▲alright i guess ill get off the ‘guys stop attentionwhoring your deaths’▼ ▲saw a meowbeast kitten in a shelter called cigarette and thinking about being a foster▼ ▲thats what you guys like right? im funny cigarette lady? yeah???▼ #cw-death #substance
▼▼▼hangover..........▲▲▲
things ovverheard at last nights soirée fuckfest orgy “lets kill (eridan) and then go fuck about it” “has (eridan) evver opened his heart up to anybody” “(eridan) is a loser an im a big tough lesbian blueblood wwith a tusk long enough to itch my bulge wwith” #nsfww #sicknastysunday #vvaguepostin
It's already out there 8ro. The 8itch made a POST A8OUT IT.
Never thought I'd need to 8ring s fucking 8olt cutter anywhere near my 8ulge 8ut here we are. Damn 8itch........ She WILL pay! >::::(
▲maybe he thinks harassing people actually makes people like him?▼ ▲specifically gay women???▼ #vaguepost #notaboutanamporasurprisingly
▲great, doesn't make sense, try again next time I guess?▼ ▲or, idfk, stop trying so hard you might hurt yourself▼
▲if you have enough quadmates to go past the character limit you've got bigger problems than that character limit▼
▲still find listing your partners in your profile to be lame as fuck if someone wants to know who im pailing they can just ask me or be a coward and not know▼ #nsfw
>--D=Ragebaiting=was=not=as=fun=in=the=end=haha=:P//<
whenever xandra dotes on me iit feels liike ii should get a sash and crown and confettii should be pouriing down from the rafters, then ii pop champagne and blast iit all over whiile someone comes behiind and pours a huge barrel of sports driink on me
II have yet two meet one.
Thank you so much! This is really helpful. I have been using crayon captcha codes to change the color of items recently. I do have some makeup, and I do have some clothes, so if I can get a picture of her in good lighting I bet I could color match her some foundation, highlighter, bronzer, blush, lipstick, etc and appropriately hued makeup and clothes. I think I will go ahead and wrap it up in a fun box with some decorative paper and give it to her as a coming out present! I could give her a captcha code for it... but I think it would be more meaningful to wait until I can give it to her in person.
Yes please! Haiwei is a gold blood, does high blood certified mean medicinal quality, or that it is designed for highbloods specifically? I have no idea how hormones and troll phenotypes work, or if they are even the same across all castes or not. I don't want to get it wrong and make her very, very sick by mistake. Hopefully this fluidity can come in handy for her. All things considered, I am a little bit curious about the fact that she is so obsessed with specifically the human version of what femininity looks like. She does not talk about the troll women around us like she talks about human women. This a development that has me pretty stumped. Can trolls have maternal feelings or instincts? She seems to be intensely interested in the maternal qualities of femininity. There are troll women in this session, and she doesn't talk about wanting a chest like theirs, she wants one like. Yknow, mine, bells and whistles included. I don't know what to do with that.
>--D=:?//<
>--D=Oh=right=haha//<
there's a joke here but ii'll keep my mouth shut
The moon resembles SILVER, first of all. And second of all. II disagree. II can't hold that much alcohol because II'm two small and you know it.
▲come on im trying to associate it with murder▼
a godtier dies two wa7s a heroi( mart7rdom a just punishment sui(ide is neither #(w-self-harm
I sUppOsE thIs AssUmEs thE fOrcEs whIch dEtErmInE EIthEr, ArE bOth fAIr And cOmpAssIOnAtE I wIll prAy thAt thEy ArE
II'm just confused why you felt so confident in saying this for apparently no reason. Surely there must be something you have two say.
THAT'S EVEN WORSE
WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THIS.
man, 7ou need to put in some (apital-e effort to (ompare with her, damn
what? that’s just responsible! if boring!
Every day is a good day two celebrate that person in the mirror. Not a fortune. Just a thought. ✨️💛
My beastsoona
AUGHHHHH!!! II TOTALLY WILL.
Okay, first of all, II can rock a suit. Second of all, fuck you.
one day we will finally no longer have to keep outright saying it
> LOL! as if! i'm waaay too valuable to simply just throw out, you have no idea what i can do with my psiionics. secondly...? > being a helm sounds HAWT AF anyways! > and lastly? she agrees with the shit i post usually! for the most part, at least. I couldn't be luckier > dreamy siiiiiiigh...
> lol > the empress gave me quite a gift with our last meet-up, so glad i was able to assist with the terraforming project! thank you as always, Condesce! > pic related (( This is an artwork made by a very talented and neat friend-o. Can't thank them enough! Enjoy this as much as I did. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7945bb70c950.png
It's true. We could never get divorced. :(
iit was a fun iidea whiile iit lasted u_u
Deal. :)
anyone need a rebound? https://cdn.iimgchest.com/fiiles/a8c0beaf0097.png
I can already see the sun coming up and I know I'm not gonna be sleeping, joy~ /s
MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE. GIMME. NOW.
WHERE
7ou'd be amazed at how man7 people have no idea what their (lasspe(ts mean. like. motherfu(ker, 7ou pla7ed the game! 7ou beat it! 7ou are standing before me full in 7our godtier regalia and 7ou're telling me that breath makes wind! ridi(ulous.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] [EMOTION: ann0yance.] tthe m0re i tthink ab0ut it tthe m0re fruztrated i am getting. d0 n0t ca11 a he1m "andr0id" 0r "huzkt0p" 0r "r0b0t" 0r "c0mputer" 0r "machine" i am- we are a1ive. d0 n0t reduce uz tt0 z0mething tthat iz n0t. [END MESSAGE]
▼▼fuck▲▲
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthhhank y0u. i wi11 ttry [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] hurtz. i d0 n0t enj0y ttheze tteztz. tthey zh0u1d. 1et me 0ut. [END MESSAGE]
i’m not quantif7ing m7 love, it feels gau(he and gross
hiiriing cute giirls to look iin the miirror and love themselves pay iis one kiiss from yours truly
i take back what i said because i am in S tier (and als/) higher than ritchy keldam) s/) clearly the list is c/)rrect
My friends are all SSS+ tier two me. (:
no hope no home
7eah, 7eah, skill issue and all that. this is me taking the first step towards that. also i have more than two people, whi(h is also a fa(tor
Pick another!!! II want more than one.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] it wi11 n0t deny tthiz c1aim. i d0 n0t enj0y her vizitz. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ... ... [EMOTION: fruztrati0n.] n0. tthe ttechnician wh0 enj0yz mezzing with my c0de haz tturned 0ff my v0ice again. i am being punizhed f0r c0nzidering vi01ence againzt her. 0therwize. i am fine. #vi01ence #b0dyh0rr0r [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] hn. tthe v0ca1 ch0rdz are a c1azzic tt0 dizab1e f0r a reaz0n i zupp0ze. #b0dyh0rr0r [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthe 1azt ttime i ttried tt0 ezcape. tthey erazed wh0 i waz az a perz0n. i am n0t inc1ined tt0 ttry again. ezpecia11y with0ut my m0irai1. it iz hard1y acceptance if it iz f0rced tthat i d0 n0t harm myze1f. tthere iz 1itera11y 1inez 0f c0de in my tthinkpan tthat zt0p me fr0m even tthinking ab0ut 0ver******** -- [err0r] ugh. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i 1ike tthat y0u azzume i accepted tthiz. funny j0ke. ha ha. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ugh. tthe ttechnician wh0 enj0yz mezzing with my c0de iz back again. [ACTION:QUERY] what zwitchez are we f1ipping tt0day tthen? [END MESSAGE]
Don't sound so enthused. >:(
you guys don't get how much pressure iit iis to be thiis cool
Be here YESTERDAY!!!
.PUNCH PITCh .LIFE GOOd .PITCH FIGHT BACk .KILL PITCh .PITCH GONe .THINK ABOUT PITCh .REGREt .and thats all i have to say about this dumbass perspectivE
// My ace ass scrolling past everything that happened after the hostesses left: 👩🦯👩🦯
> never thought a beach trip could be a fucking DREAM. COME. TRUE. > I'M HANGING OUT WITH HER IMPERIAL CONDESCENSION HERSELF OMFG I AM SCREAMING INSIDE RN > PINCH ME I MUST BE DREAMING > A A A A A A
II fucked up making dinner. Twoday is the worst day of my LIFE!!!
Maybe I AM a walking palebait huh
▲maybe I'm done with my girlfail phase▼ ▲maybe i wanna make a prim and proper girl into a whimpering mess▼ #suggestive
▲whatever▼
▲they're attracted to girls who are honest about how pathetic they are actually but sure whatever you wanna tell yourself▼
▲small price to pay▼ ▲plus at this point they just show up at my door anyways▼
((thank you!! honestly it's soooo freeing to do sketches like this i feel like i'm not trapped in the idea of a 'finished image' yknow? i'm so glad the freedom shows in the art!!))
▲yeah i know, thanks i guess▼
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/)/)/)/)/)h that really sad and pathetic guy? yeah t/)tally
dude fuckiing xandra does not automatiically put you iin the kiiss zone trust me. our taste iin dudes are pretty diifferent
aaaaaAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
bro iis fliirtiing wiith me
ok guys selling on my deflop 4 goodbye meowbe❥st figures mint condition. nothing wrong with them i just w❥nted the rose gold one. ugh.
c< i lOve s2ppiNg 2 taKe a breaK ON My walK, OpeNiNg CHittr, aNd reMeMberiNg wHy i dONt dO tHat OfteN >c
wh7 did “she had legs that go all the wa7 up” even (ome up as a des(ription. what even is the alternative? legs that go up halfwa7 and then stop?
ok I heard a disstant honking sso I'm turning my phone off again for like an hour. Kryquss I love u <>. himero I missssed you =] passcal good sseein ya. Xandra and ssissyph it wass nice to meet y'all. Cosstar it'ss true. Phuntr? Phuntr. Ok goodbye for now everyone
II'm so tired lately.
Involuntary spa day. #IGuess
▲▲okay time for a fucking rant▼▼ ▲▲▲Quadrants aren't actually real, you don't need to follow them▼▼▼ ▲▲Date whoever you fucking want, hate fuck them, or shoosh pap them or both▼▼ ▲▲Go on flush style dates with your ashen and then moirail hold hands with them on your way home it's not real!!!▼▼ ▲▲▲Seriously there's no limits on it, fuck that idea▼▼▼
▼back i guess▲
II'll ask, but II don't think so. ;)
There's a beautiful woman trapped in my mirror! ✨️
▲fuck this im going offline for the night some of you cant get out of my fucking personal life cuz you’re not fucking interesting enough in your own life▼ ▲jealousy looks like shit on you▼ ▲dont act like you know me and dont act like you have the right to lecture me▼ ▲fuckers…▼
▲cant believe she thinks she can take down my army of gay subby simps by wagging her finger at me what a fucking loser▼
▲am i gonna have to set up an actual queue for this I dont have enough ceiling jegus fuck▼
A question, just for me!!! Thank you, @bummelBoogie ! MWAH! Q: what's 7our da7 two da7 like? (also, mwah!) Ah! My day - two - day. Well. First, II wake up. Obviously. Then, II indulge in my morning routine, which is basically like a tiny little spa day. You know, washing up, applying my lotions and potions and such. After that, everything is sort of... dependent, on the day's tasks. Some days are for research, which means a delightful day in my office with a hot cup of coffee, a lot of books, notepads, and other such things. II might not have breakfast these days since II'm hive, and II can grab anything any time II'm feeling munchy. Other days, II may be out doing something. We've been doing a lot of construction recently for starter hives and recreational areas, which took a long time because city planning is... hard. II am new two a lot of this, and it's incredibly exhausting. II am very lucky two have @adaptiveMenace two help me with a lot of it, and @avaraciousInfovore has also signed on two the team! There is also a lot of upkeep in regards two resources my planet produces. Which, thanks two my psionics, aren't two difficult, but do require my presence quite often. Obviously because of this II get tired a lot and so II take plenty of time two myself. So, most other days are at the mercy of my whims. II also have @gildedLivewire two pick up my slack, so thank the stars for him. <3 https://forms.gle/XrncdZLuWkeTveGR9
i’ll be honest, here. i developed (hanging m7 blood temporaril7 so i (ould sta7 hemoanon7mous at an org7. ever7thing (hanges #nsfw
Unacceptable. You're coming over and we're having dinner.
No. That's so silly.
II have no idea what you're talking about.
I almost died! The caverns shook not too long ago and a piece of stalactite almost got me! It was scary but I'm safe.
I miss my wife (Roxy.) #imissmywife
(( hi guys!! wanted to let u all know that today is my birthdayyyy :] ok thats all byebye
(=^･⩊･^=) < I'M GOING BACK TO SL33P... I'LL RETURN LATER AND SOB. *SNIFFLE HIC HIC SOB!*
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she walks so cute and funny when she's sloshed tho. heels up and driiftiing around corners liike iit's gran turiismo. she loves runniing around when she's drunk ii thiink she forgets she can do iit when she's sober
ii usually try to pay better attentiion when ii'm giiviing xandra driinks but she goes up to my fuckiin knee ii swear man iit's hard to keep track of her
thiis iidea just keeps gettiing better and fuckiing better
she's liike a real liife griisney priincess
every day ii am #blessed wiith your exiistence ✨️ 💕
THEY ARE MY CLOTHES
Just don't rip my fucking dress again
▲if you specifically pity me again I'm erasing your timeline you know who you are stay in your fucking lane▼
ever7one is now double tapping m7 afterglow, and 7ou know what? hell 7eah. i did it gu7s, i finall7 broke m7 topping streak. us swit(hes /(an/ be swit(hes and not just substitute tops. i represent hope in this sexual lands(ape #nsfw
Wine. D uh
Squeezing you two death.
// tysm rp partners for ur patience with me omg. i promiseeeeeeeeeeee i will make it up to you sdflkjsdflkjlsd i'm so sorry abt the wait. i've got a lot going on rn.
c< iM gONNa gO get afflicted by blOOdbligHt, i tHiNK? Maybe eveN freNzy if at all pOssible >c
Not for me! <3
My precious Lil' Xander!!! He is just such a little gentleman. #xandramedia https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f28fed3a3c8a.png
▲maybe the most cringe I've ever posted but chittr bottoms are maybe the best thing that's ever happened to my sex life▼ #nsfw
no one can evver react or comment twwo me evver agaiin the 2core2 are twwo perfect..
ii crave gas statiion pastriies
was kiind of out of iit yesterday but ii'm back to normal now what's uuuuuppppp
gliizzy gyatterday #hiitpost
> y'sure about that? > because i know way too many lowerbloods that claim moral superiority because they don't "reduce themselves to highblood standards" or whatever fuckwit shit like that. > you're right! it's not all of us! but it's a pretty damn large majority, large enough that i had to rant about it. > holy cope!
> don't be pissy because i have such great posts that are, well... > BASED. > AS. > FUCK! > just because you still feel icky about my likes doesn't mean that i don't have some absolute poker-hot takes. > don't deny me now, you slack jaw.
✨The stars today...✨ ...are relatively relaxed, surprisingly. Good vibes. Good day two hang with friends. A good weekend for weddings. Be wary of occupational hazards if you work in laboratories. Lucky numbers are 1, 22, 34, 37, and 44! #dailyhoroscope #fortune
Ɏ yeaa my rumblespheres aare huge whaat of it #nsfw #photo might delete laater [ https://file.gaarden/aad5G09foF0kAAW8K_/vervtit.png ] Ɏ
▲not gonna disagree i guess, hold on▼
Hehehehehe!!!!! ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️
II dislike that stupid fucking horse.
Interesting... #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #kultscore1000? #verified!
Apologies two anyone interested, but II do not have a "girlbulge". II'm realizing II'm a very small minority in this sense. If you want any kind of bulge II'm going two have two redirect you two @gildedLivewire .
Shut up.
Hey.
II won't refute this.
you're my everythiing, starliight. forever and always. ✨️💛✨️
We were always meant two shine together. ✨@gildedLivewire https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/22e72ff6c69a.png
✨The stars today...✨ ...suggest you duck and weave. Destiny is throwing rocks at you. And the rocks aren't even all you need two be worried about. Karma is COMING. Lucky numbers are 8, 15, 26, 35, and 37! #dailyhoroscope #fortune
was gonna make a post about liil' xander but thought better of iit because a lot of people miight not understand who or what ii am talkiing about and miisconstrue iit crazy style
▲for once we agree▼
You dork. <3 <3 <3
My starlight!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
my sweet angel made of magiic @heartwiiredContrariian ✨️
▲yo everyone coming to the girlfail retreat place is almost ready▼ ▲gave up on trying to pick the best of you cuz you’re all kind of shit with literally only one exception but still idk what i expected▼ ▲ill be dropping the coordinates ((msparp link)) in like an hour or two▼ #nsfw
✨The stars today...✨ ...indicate that fate will have you "by the bulge" today. II don't know what this means. Expect more chill energy in the evening, though? Lucky numbers are 2, 10, 29, 32, and 43! OH and 43 is a BIG one today. #dailyhoroscope #fortune
Drunk and II really want a caegar salad with grilled chicken. Like really bad. And bread. With butter. Oh my stars, fuck.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「No signature on this one. "will you ever be darlin dearie again? will this ever pass?" I'm still Darlin Dearie. Maybe it'll pass one day. One day I'll return to the Darlin everyone adored so much and this me will pass off, perhaps to do her own thing forever. This Doormaid... working forever in that manor. While Darlin moves off to be someone, do things, love. Be loved. "ill miss her" ...Everyone talks about me like I'm gone, like I'm not right here in their faces. Like I'm some sort of walking corpse, or an invisible ghost-- It- I... am still here. ... https://forms.gle/sSHg1Pn8t11rc59q8」
You said you'd help me with that!!!
What's it like being a liar.
They're beautiful and elegant. Something II'm having two teach you about. Hmph!
II'm all worked up now.
Not exactly the welcome II expected coming into the day but anyway!
Stupid stupid stupid. Stupid dumb. Stupid dumb boy. GRRRRR. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
II want two try going clubbing sometime soon...
ii forgot ii can just ask my wiife to wear whatever ii want her to >:)
... Purrbeast.
PLEASE BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP.
// i have been like incredibly busy and tired lately sorry for no horoscopes and just being slow to reply to rps and stuff auuhhh i know it's fine but asdfs like i enjoy them so it's just like "fuuuck my hobbies ... too tired for my bhobbies...."
even when she doesn't try, she knocks iit out of the fuckiing park
doiing odd jobs around space-tiime for some extra gambliing money and got contracted to kiill an alterniian beast worm
tryna take a selfiie but ii look deviious as shiit
wazzahhh #backonalterniia #giiantworm #xandermediia https://cdn.iimgchest.com/fiiles/a22bcf829eef.png
Hehehe! Sure thing!!!
Hahaha! Well, II suppose II could see how such a concept could be expanded upon... but II'm going for a more classic approach. You can have dibs on the thrill ride!
Very, very true!!! My efforts will be rewarded TWOFOLD!!!
II thought II got the ferris wheel working but it went two fast on the first test run and wheeled itself into the ocean. :(
can ii get an awoo from the jades #awoohour
I suppose that is a va/id way to use it.
I have to admit this was indeed the most difficult one so far, because we have not interacted once before save for a wayward like or two. fuck you i'm going underground - Grand Commander Hot Blood - KALEO Litterbug - Gloom Girl MFG Delilah - Florence + The Machine Sofia - Clairo
What's on the CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST, Baraka~?
HAPPY WRIIGGLIING DAY to my BEAUTIIFUL wonderful AMAZIING sexy DELIICIIOUS wiife and soulmate @heartwiiredContrariian <3 <3 <3
⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ ࣪ ⟡˚.⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ ࣪ ⟡˚.⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ ࣪ ⟡˚.⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ ࣪ ⟡˚. HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY two my handsome sexy wonderful amazing husband and soulmate, @gildedLivewire !!! ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ ࣪ ⟡˚.⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ ࣪ ⟡˚.⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ ࣪ ⟡˚.⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ ࣪ ⟡˚.
// I have a lot of shit going on irl (all super good things though !!!!! /srs !!! /pos !!! ) SO if my replies are late by a day or so I'M SORRYYY but I promise I'll get to 'em. #MyDuties ...
Goodness gracious.
I'd thank you to not call my coll3agu3z nor myz3lf p3onz.
ii just know she liikes you for how stupiid the shiit you say iis
when one door closes, another door fuckiing busts wiide open!!!
yknowv im starting to think that rosie and lil maryam are just fated to get divworced
HA. HAHAHA. HA. HA!!! HA HA HA . HA HA HA HA HA. HAH!!!!! You are a JOKER. An absolute CLOWN. As IF!!!!! II would ever PAY!!!!! For... STUFF!!!!!
Gets even worse, the vrchat guy was our GROOMER!!
𝗥𝗘𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗦: 45 gold, 83 exp, "What the hell, sure." (Achievement)
if any of you ever see me in person anDD you ♀ry ♀o in♀erac♀ wi♀h me anDD i flinch i promise ♀ha♀'s no♀hing agains♀ you i'm jus♀ like ♀ha♀
Do we look evil??? We don't look evil, right??? We're literally so nice. #xandramedia #xandermedia https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1c057b8a8def.png
II have a feeling you guys would really like my friend Gurdie. She is the strongest woman II know, with a heart of gold! And you all know how much II love gold. ;) #xandramedia https://i.ibb.co/Y4WC4CkJ/xandragurdie.png
Sigh... II miss what we were. 🔱
Hahahahaha.
lrc has me dipping in and out of consciousness im trying to get to the ablution block to get a towel but i keep passing out
▲didnt know they were still making music damn▼
II refuse two cross it because you simply aren't worth my time! II prefer two know my partners, STRANGER. Surrender a biography two me and II might consider it... 💅
II am neither mad nor afraid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What kind of insult is "you're bad at counting" then?!?!?!?!?! Make a better effort. As it stands now, you're just a soft rug under my heel, wishing two be hardwood flooring! ... II'm doing a lot of interior decorating lately.
Amazing. You got one thing right. II am, in fact, cute. II won't thank you for noticing, because anyone with eyes would see this. II will, however, thank you for admitting it, because it is the nicest thing that has come from your wretched little fingers typing on that undoubtedly greasy keyboard of yours.
II may have had a lot two drink tonight. ... So . That may or may not be an invitation.
Alright.
Wish me sweet dreams. II'm off two attempt two rest.
she doesn't snore but she does drool
Sigh... can't seem two sleep tonight. Oh well!
// she's keepin' the door open 9w9
(ᵔ◡ᵔ) Well... Good morning Alternia! And good morning to Vanech...? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de881f85b744.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20457289ec2c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6c1e9cd16716.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d91e89b1e92.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91039dc62876.png
Hmph. Someone really ought two teach some of the scoundrels on here how two court a lady properly. Where's the charisma! My eyes are nearly ROLLING out of my head. #VAGUESTofVagueposts #EYEROLLING
II mean, you said it, not me. ;D
A girl can't have three spoons?
full circle 4:3: "know This broThers and sisTers, ThaT your efforTs are in no vain, for we shall all end up in paradise for our sacrifice and acTion, The dark carnival calls The name of all, iT's up To you To answer iT's chaTTers." geTTing ready To geT my moTherfucken comforT on in This biTch. unsure if This is #nsfw or #suggesTive, buT eh, i don'T mind giving you loT someThing To froTh over. heheh. ;o) hTTps://cdn.imgchesT.com/files/cfca45fb9246.jpg
What did you expect?
Hmm hmm!!! :^P You're being silly. It's cute!
What's mother's day?
＼(º □ º |||)/ STOP THAT!! NO!! DON'T WORD IT LIKE THAT!! I DON'T WANNA GET IN TROUBLE!! #NSFW ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
▲never saw a vriska post that didnt make me think she never got the talk from her lusus▼
▲listen I dont have enough time to chokeslam every cute girl whos a dork on here at once we're gonna have to go one at a time you fucking losers▼ #suggestive
Actually d1e. You /know/ why 1 haven’t f1lled that quadrant. Nobody could poss1bly meet my standards, not to ment1on that requ1res tak1ng attent1on away from danc1ng, and 1’d rather kr1ll someone than do that. 𓂃۶ৎ
*squ1nt* 1 knew my f1ns were 1tch1ng for a reason. You’re talk1ng about me aga1n. *s1111gh* ~ You must have noth1ng better to do w1th your t1me, though, 1 suppose 1 /am/ the best top1c of conversat1on~ 𓂃۶ৎ
Going to go rest, It was a very tiring night.... Good light!
Ahaha.. The risque ones? Ahaha...
I'm just a concerned Jade matron.. It happens! I know the other Jades will do a good job, I'm overthinking is all.
The grubbies are so adorable! Sigh, sometimes I worry how things will go once I get exiled. Will the grubs be okay?
I just want all these grubs we raise to have a chance....
HELLO??? Mr Obama no!!
SOMEONE SAID I WAS FEMININE?????? I AM NOT.
< ){ i'm going to burrow my head for a little while, }( >
i h0pe the zame. thank y0u f0r the c0ncern. i am... definite1y n0t c0nzidering getting an0ther b0dy m0dificati0n that may 0r may n0t affect my pzi0nic abi1itiez.
n0ne taken. ap010giez if they are diztrezzing.
concept: pitchbaiting your blackrom crush by purposefully commenting dense things on their chits or starting arguements just to feel the thrill of them inching closer to snapping and putting you in your place (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, pitchfic, blackrom, #nsfw, asking for it, <3<, chittr mention, out of quadlock, archive rating: M)
happening is what i meant
Oh gosh.. I'd be so ashamed of myself..
why,,,, sister!!!! i h4d no ide4 you were into concupiscent fics,,,, let 4lone those concerning r4in8ow drinkers. very sh4meful!!!! 8ut i c4n''''t 8l4me you~~~~
I'm just being myself! Honest!
Thanks @voraciousInfovore for being my #1 chittr reactor!
vV Looking at pictures of newly born grubs makes my pusher fill with such good feelings! They're so cute!!!! Vv
Oh thanks? :^O
Good news! My cavern mates enjoyed my baked goods! :^D
Yes, but generally speaking it’s common for some to land somewhere in the middle and end up looking like sad kicked barkbeasts when the drones arrive
right, right. so long it ain't actually unfaithful.
woah hey. ain't interested in causin' romantic issues here. @gracefulGleamer @voraciousInfovore
◥▶◀◤ —> This lewd behavior is best kept in your private messages. I am just here to appreciate physique.
They don’t really like it when i cook it, lol!
▼▼go fuck yourself▲▲ ▼everyone hates a prissy little ms goody two limbstumps▲ ▲just didnt think they hated her that much▼
concept: laying on the ground post-brawl as you try to come to your senses, your vision blurry and body in agony looking up as the reason for your pain pants tiredly and drops their weapon to the ground, using their boot to tap roughly at your inner thighs to spread your legs "...did you fucking piss yourself, y/n?" they laugh, the bottom of their boot pressing down into your warm crotch (tags: Reader/Rival, #rankworks, unmentioned quad, unmentioned charms, vague pitchfic, #pissgate, #nsfw, #nsfwe, #violence, trending topics, boots, archive rating: E)
Anoother gem i thrifted. Goot in a fight wearing it and never washed it after because blooood stains hoonestly just add vibe too it 8D https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.coom/2026/03/28/shirt2.png