@araneaeGrapple — #maybe
Aight, who's that one fucker who's always spouting some fucken whack-ass conspiracy? You all know who I'm talking a8out, 8ut I forgot who they are exactly. 8ut they need to get in on this one I 8elieve. May8e the trolls getting pregnant or alleging they are, are secretly HUMANS in disguise amongst troll society, just like how they 8elieve lizard folk are living among them? That's the only clear cut explan8ion to all this clearly, or it could 8e 8igger than that. Empire trying to hide something from us?
I just 8ought yo 8itch's Onlyfans. I want my 5 Ceagar 8ack.
I'mma go to 2 streetwalker today and ask if they'll wrestle eachother in a giant kiddy pool of heated chocolate while wearing oink8east costumes (nose and all). Not 8ecause I'm into that weird fuck-shit, 8ut 8ecause it'd DEFINITELY get a function 8umping way harder with 2 hot 8itches wrestling like that in a thing of heated chocolate. Am I wrong?
Not even a point in insulting or degrading most of you 8ecause you will pro8a8ly enjoy it. Rel8a8le though.
I declare that instead of merking the opps we give 'em the ol' "pants and spank" special, over the knee and all. These motherfuckers got daddy issues? I'mma act like they daddy then, str8 up.
Always wanted to take one of those stretchy sticky-hands and slap someones ass across the room, and when they turn I just look away super quickly and start whistling a tune like I did nothing of the sorts.
Damn, y'all aren't lying a8out this heat! It's hotter than Satan's gooch right now, not even gonna hold y'all.
They say I’m a cold-8looded professional, 8ut if you play your dice right, I might just show you how much heat I’m really 8ringing! >::::)