Ey shawty, tell me what it does for Daddy Serket. Do it jiggle? Do it clap? Do it go in a circle? Do it gyr8? Do it plap? Do it wo88le? Do it shake? Do it 8ounce? Do it reflect coins 8ack at you if you throw one at it? Do it throw 8ack? Do it drop low? Do it quake? Do it rustle a8out? Do it have a good rhythm? Do it have oil all over it? Do it have the capa8ilities of suffoc8ing me? Do it rip leggings when 8ending over? Do it 8reak necks or noses? Do it make someone's 8ul8s pop outta their skull upon seeing it? Do it glisten? Do it sweat good? Do it smell good? Real answers only of course.
at first i was reading this to the tune of do your ears hang low but obviously things fell apart pretty quickly
I'll make sure to add more 8eat to the next 8it revolving around this deal-io. Just for you. ::::)
um nah man im good i mean im not about to discourage someone from throwing down some sick raps but ya gotta keep it classy you know like keep a count of how many times you can jerk off to your own writing or something like that
Too l8 8ro it's 8een set in MOTION and my wordsmithing shall come to fruition. Also, of course I'm going to jerk myself off, I'm a fucking wizard with this shit when I throw down the effort.
i uh guess i can respect that whole uh level of self esteem