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@araneaeGrapple — #violence

You history, I use my machine to make you a mystery like Scoo8y-Doo! I roll up my doo8ie, full of the 8eautiful! Her 8ooty pull me in 'cause she's suita8le, irrefuta8le! Run upon you, make you a victim, I'm the fuckin' shooter. I don't pay for features, I leak 'em, watch your damn computer. 8ack in high school, they took my scooter, they made me a looter!(They did it) I feel smart, I ain't need no tutor, 8orn a true intruder!!!!!!!! Lil Darkie - HOLOCAUST

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Cripple people via shooting them in the kneecaps with a shotgun. 10/10 experience, highly recommend. The shooting part not the getting shot part, that's a solid -8/10, do NOT recommend for anyone. I call my shotty the "Kneecap Remover".

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Fucking aye, when did everyine 8ecome sensitive, pedantic fucks? UGH! I need a fucking drink, I'm losing my mar8les. All I want to is crush things, see them 8leed. I think I need to stay hive and get this settled.

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Total: 14

Y'know, in these moments? I miss my old ways. At least the mess of 8lood upon my hands was a cleanse on the pan, in a way. Memories keep flashing 8ack frok every sin. I used to look 8ack at each moment with disdain, 8ut for some reason the last couple of days, I've 8een relishing over it all with fondness. I think something went wrong with the implant. I'm losing it.

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Total: 4

Sigh, Tuesday can't come fast enough. My knuckles ache for impact against 8one. In 8efore someone types "EdGeLoRd".

"If I took this cigarette and put it out on you, would you love me?" Acid 8ath - Jeze8el

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Total: 5

If I was elected president, I'd give wrigglers guns. No questions asked, fuck it, strap a grenade launcher to them, why not? Think that'd 8e pretty funny.

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Total: 5

We pop out at your party, I'm with the gang! And it's gon' 8e a ro88ery, so tuck ya chain. I'm a killer, girl, I'm sorry, 8ut I can't change! We ain't aimin' for your 8ody, shots hits your 8rain. Lil Tjay and Polo G - Pop Out

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Total: 15

The 8est fuckers to plunder aren't imperial ships or some merchant ships. Sure, they can have some pretty damn valua8le stuff! 8ut if you wanna play it safe AND get yourself quite a hull full of riches? Go after DEALERS. They can't fucking report to the Empire or anyone else, they're easy pickings! Though, watch out for the guns. They suck to get shot 8y.

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Total: 10

I'm smoking on that crushed Alaskan yeti 8one marrow pack out of your matesprit's skull, this shit will have your ass seeing out entire ancestrial tree surrounding and judging your sorry ass. You think I wear this shiny as fuck Rolex for the time? FUCK NO! This ice on my wrist is for show, I don't need to know the time 8ecause all y'all are on MY TIME ALREADY! So fuckin' 8ugged out off the Perc that it'll have my 8ulge waving the fuck around like a Whacky Wavey Infl8a8le Arm-Flailing Tu8e Man, just without the arms. It'll have shawty doing fucking summersaults onto my shit, str8 pogo-stick treatment. I wa...Read more

Kult: +10
Total: 10

So much of it everywhere. Messaged Zahhak, hope she responds sooner than l8er, otherwise I'm just transportalizing str8 into her hive. 8een there so much that I've memorized the damn coords, it's 8een nearly a whole sweep since we have talked. Hope she helps me out. I won't hear the end of it a8out this arm, I'm 8etting.

Aight. 8een 8usy today! I've made some CHANGES to this #8rawl-out. I've moved the 8ar to the main ring! So fuckers can get as cronked as they wish while watching. I've also instilled more rules, such as hardening the "no weapon rule", due to SOMEONE using metallic claws and merkin' someone first day. Refur8ishing is also happening, overall, tryna make it comfier. Gonna add a voting system for ring modifiers, instead of it 8eing left up to chance. Tryna make it fair, y'know? More changes to come.

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Total: 7

Str8 sipping on mud to start off the morn, this shit will have all the 8irds in the morning stay dead fuck-off silent 'cause this purp gives me so much aura. And the opps? Don't even get me started on they pussy asses. Or it could 8e this shotgun with 8irdshot. Honestly? Could 8e either. I would stay quiet to if I had a face remover pointed at my dome. Fuck around and find out, shitlips.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Punched a gru8 so hard that it gave them cancer. #winning

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Total: 7

#8rawl-out is coming to a close! A wonderful 8out of fighting, though, for future reference I shall tweak some of the rules. Seriously, we don't need culling to occur next time! Also, found out that everyone h8s 8a8y oil. Good to know.

Kult: +15
Total: 15

I'm sippin' that on that mud that'll give you a rock-hard and make you see the developers of this whole fucking simul8ion! Step up and try touching my stash, and I'll have your punk-ass doing 20 to LIFE in a sensory depriv8ion cham8er with nothing 8ut the sound of my own laughter. I'll fuck you so hard you'll love me and want me to put your wrigglers through school, fuck-8itch! I don't pay for poon ever; I just manifest that shit with a flick of my wrist and my sheer swagger as fuck attitude. I'm a 8east, I'm a menace, I'm a literally an incognito hazard that poses a risk to the entire multiverse who wil...Read more

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40

Y'all 8etter 8e ready to punch face or get punched in the face tomorrow. I should try opening a 8etting thing for fun. 8ut I don't have someone to keep track of the 8ets, hmn.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Pop a cap in your opps today! Nothing is stopping you.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

I might slide up to your 8lock with intelligence. I'm a genius with the Glock, there's some relevance! Took his chain, took his rocks, took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech, no impediments. Putting num8ers on the 8oard, I use my calcul8or. Put a opp 8elow the floor, he's a denomin8or! E = mc², you didn't notice that? Had the shot, 8ut he's too scared, why didn't he 8ust it 8ack? is0kenny - Intelligence

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Total: 5

Hey yo! Stare into my fucking eyes and you will see. How your life could 8e 8efore you met me! Don't wait, G, I meant you, and your little sister too! I 8roke in your house and 8lew chunks in the room! Now look at that, I'm chillin' in your mama's 8u88le 8ath. Relaxin'! Chewin' on a shitty used napkin. I must've mistook it for your grandma's tits. She's into zippers and whips, I'm talkin' freaky-deaky shit, 8itch! Torture you with gutter tu8es and throw you out like ru88ish. Tie up all your lim8s and then control you like a puppet. The 8itches love it, putting cocaine in a 8ucket. Serve it to ...Read more

Kuprum and I are almost done with the private domiciles— yes, that is indeed a 8reaking 8ad reference within the name. These rooms shall 8e for those that really wish to get frisky, or overall have privacy during this event. There's 3 rooms! Should 8e more than enough honestly, not like this event is focused on vehement fucking. It's for STRIFING AND 8RAWLING! 8ut I know some of you horndawgs can't help yourselves. 8oth rings are complete, however! Same with the 8ar, I just got done fully stocking that thing with pllllllllenty of goods. Hell, there's even 8uild Grist if that's anyone's fancy. Oh yeah....Read more

Kult: +20
Total: 20

Shoot people you dislike with 8azookas.

Kult: +25
Kull: +2
Total: 27
Ratio: 12.50

I'm a8out to 8eat the fuck out of the opp so hard that he'll 8e curled into a fetal position, shaking worse than a freshly 8orn human crack 8a8y in this jawn, if that limp-8ulge motherfucker dares glance at me again, I'll turn his whole nervous system into a jump rope and skip str8 on over to the 8ank. I got shawty all up in the cri8 doing some acro8atics on this 8ulge while holding the literal Declaration of Independence in my right hand and a 8ottle of Henny in my left. Don't you step up to me, you little 8itch-made fuck, I'll have your entire 8lock throwing they asses 8ack for me, and those assholes d...Read more

Kult: +5
Total: 5

If there is ever a ranking for whoever is the 8iggest fucking menace on this platform. MY ASS 8ETTER 8E AT LEAST TOP 3! On gog, I'll fucking air out the function if I get anything lower than 3 while my nose is a8solutely fucking iced up to a gogdamn tee.

OOOOOOOOKAY! Done with the renev8ions to this place, t'was once a dump, now less of a dump and more of a place for KICKING ASS to occur at! Gonna finish up with Kuprum tomorrow, gonna have this asshole crash at my place, and also force him to fucken shower. Why do all gold8loods have a penchant for 8eing stinky as fuck? 8eats me, man. Tomorrow we will flesh out the 8ar more and stock it up with plenty of goodies that'll 8e free to gra8 up! Though, don't 8e stealing no fucken whole cases of 8eer or the whole 8rick I'll have there, I WILL find out and will gut your ass 8efore everyone like it's a part of ...Read more

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

I'm getting fucking GEEKED off of this entire sheet of LSD and 6 honey packs like it's just another Tuesday! I'm in the V.I.P section of an Apple 8ee's making your ancestor panic solely from my 8ig 8ulge energy I radiate upon entering the scene. I'm packing more heat than the Li8rary of Alexandria, glock strapped to my waist while I hip-thrust and gyr8 my shit like some hypnosis' pendulum. My money is longer than the Sill Road and my hitters are pulling up in a hijacked Cy8ertruck that we taped a goddamn jousting javelin on top of just for the hell of it. This shit ain't nothing to me, man! You don't wann...Read more

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Total: 5

Okay! Within this place, we are also fashioning some of the rooms within the place so those that don't wish to fight at all can go to and hang out, talk, or even get frisky at. The sole focus IS indeed strifing with this, 8UT!!!!!!!! I wish to allow flexi8ility for all those that wish to attend. Fighting, su8stances, and fucking. How could it get any 8etter than that?

Annoyed that I could 8arely have fun last night! Well, I did, 8ut the fun wasn't the type I wanted. I've counted up the 8odies finally, I've had to cull 17 idiots 8efore the rest of the armada fled. I regret letting them flee, I can tell that this'll 8e a future pro8lem again. Now I have to clean multicolored smatter off the outside of my damn hive! Fucking FAIRY8ULL-SHIT!!!!!!!! Oh well, there's always next time I suppose!

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Total: 9

Noticed that there's too much fucking and not enough fighting going on with the events. I may have to change that soon! Gonna plan something, and I'll make sure it's especially violent for a grand show for an audience. This'll 8e like a fight night 2.0, even though I've never 8een to one myself! I think I get the gist of it already.

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Fucken sick of getting invaded while at events! You have NO idea how annoying it is to clean up death off my land! One fucker even harpooned my 8ig ass ship, now I have to repair the fucking hole in it. Not a MASSIVE pro8lem, 8ut fucken aye, annoying when I just wanted to fucking party! I need an early morning drink........

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Total: 7

"TaLk OuT uR iSsUeS iNsTeAd Of StRiFiNg!" Last I checked? A nice sized rock em8edded in the other fuckwit typically helps end these ordeals WAY faster than any talking can. "Grug SMASH!" type shit.

This zaza got me seeing shit, man! I'm over here peering into fucking Gaia while having the vision of a gogdamn kaleidescope up in this 8itch, 8ut as always, this shit AIN'T EVEN A THING to me! I'll pingpong the opp's head against the pavement using my 8oot as the goddamn paddle while your shawty AND friends (home8oys too) all wanna kiss up on me. Afterwards, I'mma start pushing mad P on the very corner you swore to defend, just to add insult to injury. You're NOTHING to me, 8roke ass!

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Total: 5

I got a goth 8itch and she giving me top. Can't get attached 'cause I can't love no thot. All this 8lood 8itch, I said go get the mop. Fuck all them choppas and fuck all them Glocks! I got a goth 8itch and she giving me top. Can't get attached 'cause I can't love no thot. All this 8lood 8itch, I said go get the mop. Fuck all them choppas and fuck all them Glocks! Live Solum - Gxth 8!tch

Hickory dickory dock, shawty 8ounced all up on my cock. The opps called once Then next time, none! Hickory dickory dock.

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Total: 5

Just doing a steady Crip walk through the opps neigh8orhood, them pussy ass 8itches ain't gonna do shit a8out me selling this mythic skunk that'll twist your 8ulge into 12 different knots (call that shit the 8oyscout pack) on they 8lock, as a matter of fact? I'mma hire some motherfuckers to start laying out a red carpet for my dum8ass everywhere I Crip walk through their joint. Fuck with me, I dare you, I'll have your shawty 8low me out harder than a candle 8efore snuffing they 8itch asses worse than one.

Kult: +25
Total: 25

I’m smoking that Himalayan yeti-fleece pack. I snorted a line of pulverized angel marrow off a strippers spine in the 8ack of a 2004 Honda Odyssey. This shit’ll turn your eyes into cartoon dots in this 8itch. I’m a dawg, I’m a 8east, I’m a logic-defying pro8lem. I popped a Perc-7,000 just now, didn't even know these fuckers existed until this moment, 8ut this shit got me seeing the source code for the entire simul8ion, then I walked through the projects and turned the sidewall into pure gold just to watch the entire neigh8or start tearing eachother apart for a piece of the cur8. If you start seeing me in...Read more

Kult: +10
Total: 10

I don’t leave footprints, I leave trauma; I’m 8ack-to-8ack with some 8eefhead fucking juggalo dude in the VIP lounge of a clown church, getting a lap dance from some fucken purp-8lood 8addie while I plot the downfall of the entirety of troll society in such a way that it would make all your assholes pucker simultaneously at once, all while tokong that dehydr8ed and crushed dragon dick supremo gape-your-asshole-raw pack. I'm an a8solute cosmic threat wearing a pair of MSCHF 8oots and a pair of True Religion's, and I'll a8solutely smoke your entire 8lock out that it'll make drone 8om8ings on low8loods look ...Read more

Kull: +10
Total: 10

To 8e the 8oss, yeah, you gotta pay the cost! PUT YOUR HANDS UP! Like you gettin' stopped 8y the cops. Fuck a Nazi, my choppa hit 'em right 8etween the eyes! They turn us on eachother, it's your 8rother you despise! Kanye West can suck my dick until he dies. I'm on a mission to murder corrupt politicians! No8ody wanna listen, to 8usy arguin' vision, and dissin' one another to make a noticea8le DIFFERENCE! Lil Darkie: STATE OF THE UNION

Kult: +9
Total: 9

Floss my 8ulge with 8ar8ed wire and call me Xavier Sanchez Twiggle8op the 8th.

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

This percocet was forged in the fires of a dying galaxy 8y a sprite with a gam8ling de8t. I'm him, I'm the 8ig Pharma 8oogeyman that'll have them corpo chuds quaking in their tacky ass dress shoes. I roll up to your trap hive, air that 8itch out with my 9 while humping the air while on top of the roof of a pink Hummer. Afterwards I'm selling that entire function for 3 Ceagar and a pack of Newports, 8ut not 8efore I smoke on this Mesopotamian swamp-rot pack that'll have my lungs looking like a 8urnt 8risket in a stripclu8 8asement. You don't want to FUCK with me! I'm literally him, I will continue to 8e h...Read more

I need me the 8iggest of asses to jump off of a 3rd story and comet the fuck down onto my face a Mach fuck speeds. Don't even want that 8itch worrying a8out 8reaking my nose, just full send the fuck out of it. On gog, on Jah, on my lusus, on my ancestors, this is the treatment that I need.

Kult: +9
Total: 9

Start ro88ing your opps of all they got. Even they socks. Imagine they come and fuck with you and those motherfuckers now gotta walk all the way home 8utt 8ooty ass naked.

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40

My flow is so toxic it makes the 1984 8hopal disaster look like a 8u88le 8ath. I’m standing on a stack of federal indictments and felonies so high I can see the curvature of the this gogdamn planet! I'm sipping on that MK-Ultra liquid courage, the type of shit that'll have your 8itchass traversing the function with only echoloc8ion.

Kult: +9
Total: 9

I walked into the Vatican wearing nothing 8ut a floor-length mink and a smile, then I did a line of crushed moonstone off the ass of the Pope's personal stripper. I'm getting gassed up off this fucken Transylvanian tom8-rot pack that smells like wet dog in a microwave and regret, making this holy refuge str8 up devilish! Afterwards I'm going to 8eat the 8ark8east piss out of an opp simply to harvest his tears for this fucken wock I'm concocting in my 8asement like I'm some witch over a cauldron with a comedically large spoon plated in 24k gold, this shit will make you see into the 8th dimension once I'm d...Read more

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Total: 10

Finna 8low you out worse then a candle. This means I'm either 8lowing your 8ack out or 8lowing your head smooth off your shoulders in a micro instant with a shotgun.

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Total: 17

Throw wrigglers off cliffs. Lion King style.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I just popped a senzu 8ean laced with dried and powdered demon scrotum and fentanyl; I’m seeing God and he owes me some fucking racks! I'm in the trap house looking like a gargoyle in a k-hole, and moving through the function with a goddamn knife in my heart in an attempt to feel something other than utterly dia8olical, and it got yo shawty a8solutely entranced and wanting a taste, and I'm serving myself up with a side of hollow tips and heavy ass panting all goddamn night long. Do NOT fuck with me either, I'll 8low your head smooth off your shoulders with this gold pl8ed pumpy so hard that it'll leave yo...Read more

Kult: +15
Total: 15

NEED. STRIFE. NOW! NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!! That is all, thank you.

Kult: +29
Kull: +2
Total: 31
Ratio: 14.50

My money and riches are older than the concept of sin and my shooters are strictly h8ers that are too mad that they can't ride my 8ulge worse than a fresh pogo stick. I took your main squeeze to the shadow realm and let her ride the sapphire worm; 8rought her 8ack to and shawty had white hair and a newfound hankering for chaos. I'm moving 8ricks that'll make shawty see Gog in a g-string. I don't play around, son! I don't run the streets, I haunt the pavement itself, gonna have your tim8ers real shim8ered upon stepping on my 8lock. Fuck with me, you won't, 8roke-8oi.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Remem8er: Arson is always an answer. Or murder. Or flirting your way out of the situ8ion. Yeah, those 3.

Kult: +30
Total: 30