Jekkie Carlaz

@slickDredge

She/Her Faktory Worker (forklifter) Tridon forever 🫩 Bayonet Enthusiast ((Art by the Wonderful @hahahale on instagram))

Blood: BronzeAge: 23 years11 sweepsKult Score: 372Kull Score: 2845 followers 2 following

♥ liked ♠ hated ♦ pitied ♣ mediated

ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

@slickDredge[SD]

So did kallie mallie just kasually admit to having nukes and did we all just go “oh okay nothing to see here” about it?

Kult: +30

Kull: +25

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.20

Yiffany "Ruby" Longstocking Lalonde-Harley

Verified

A user of established repute

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

first guardian

with infinite power comes infinite responsibility

Fell For It Again

Hey. You just lost the game.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

@canineRebel[CR]

is that even worryin.

Kult: +4

Total: 4

↩ @canineRebel[CR]

@slickDredge[SD]

Slightly?????

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @slickDredge[SD]

Yiffany "Ruby" Longstocking Lalonde-Harley

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A user of established repute

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

first guardian

with infinite power comes infinite responsibility

Fell For It Again

Hey. You just lost the game.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

@canineRebel[CR]

nah. its cool. i work for callie.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

#ABCC RSVP

Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

@bummelBoogie[BB]

i mean. it's kinda par for the (ourse for (allie. she on(e brought out a tank to kill one (lown

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @bummelBoogie[BB]

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

bisexual

love yourself

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@justCallie[JC]

X Two tanks and I was about to start shelling the building with napalm artillery #violence x

@slickDredge[SD]

My supervisor is a fukkin khud.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@slickDredge[SD]

You know what’s overrated? Khokolate.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@slickDredge[SD]

Kramue’s doing something. Faktory’s pumping out triple the gun parts it usually does

@slickDredge[SD]

Brawl out is tn

@slickDredge[SD]

You ever see two sea dwellers arguing and just mentally hear “grass skirt khase” start playing?

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@slickDredge[SD]

Less red more bronze k’mon

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

@slickDredge[SD]

#Bronzeswarm

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @slickDredge[SD]

memento mori

Remember that you must die. Let that determine what you do and say and think. 0u0

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

@apocalypseArisen[AA]

both are good

↩ @slickDredge[SD]

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

Reverified

A user of reestablished repute.

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

Rubber Pride

Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.

@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= #bronzeswarm ="

@slickDredge[SD]

I’ve been here for less than two weeks and I’ve already deduked that most of you are bottoms #nsfw

Kult: +77

Kull: +32

Total: 109

Ratio: 2.41

Beforian

Those who came before us.

uranic

love yourself

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

You Know I'm Bad!

In the immortal words of Michael Jackson...

Oblong Meat Product

This is literally just a hotdog.

@charmingAngelfish[CA]

nuh uh

Kult: +2

Total: 2

/mute all

A SUMMONER HAS RECONNECTED!

@legendaryLeague[LL]

/i been saying this tho

Kult: +5

Total: 5

#FrenchToastClub

Nothing like a breakfast staple, enjoyed at any time.

gay for lads

this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Cornered Baby

All this user needs is a breakout role!

@synchronizedChemist[SC]

⫸ wh4444t! n⨀ w4y...... right?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

#ABCC RSVP

Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

@bummelBoogie[BB]

7eah, prett7 mu(h

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

memento mori

Remember that you must die. Let that determine what you do and say and think. 0u0

T0p sh0rtage real

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Boundless Potential

There's a wellspring of greatness ahead. This user will find it.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Observed.

This user is being watched.

#ABCC RSVP

Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

@neonAllnight[NA]

correct

Kult: +5

Total: 5

(OOC) 1 month ago

@slickDredge[SD]

——[Jekkie Carlaz has uploaded a video]—— (It’s a video of her doing donuts in a forklift)

Kult: +60

Kull: +30

Total: 90

Ratio: 2.00

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

nonbinary

love yourself

@jovialVoyager[JV]

inspirationa7

Kult: +5

Total: 5

To Be Verified

A user of potential repute.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

aromantic

love yourself

Rainbow Drinker

The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.

BIOHAZARD!

Personal Protection Equipment is now mandatory.

flutterbitch

this user's of lepidopteran persuasion.

chaku-mun

This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.

@randyErebid[RE]

(°. rith𖦹e'st dyrblyth freinad atr'yim .°)

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @randyErebid[RE]

@slickDredge[SD]

Ehat

@paradoxalCosmos[PC]

✦That’s sϕ badass✦

Kult: +5

Total: 5

#FrenchToastClub

Nothing like a breakfast staple, enjoyed at any time.

gay for lads

this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Cornered Baby

All this user needs is a breakout role!

@synchronizedChemist[SC]

⫸ w⨀w! be c4reful :-)

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Verified

A user of established repute

Dirty Boyz

“You Better Hide Your Bicycle!”

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

Vilegirl's Favor

You have earned the Vilegirl's acknowledgement.

@spiritualMotorist[SM]

bAdAss. tAkE OUt a wArehousE shelf for me next

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@slickDredge[SD]

My breakfast was oatmeal, milk, and a handful of vitamin gummies

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@slickDredge[SD]

#khkhow

Kult: +40

Kull: +25

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.60

YUCKY PENNY

This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.

Unraisinably Hated 100K

This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.

Keykeeper

This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

OZA-TAP Official

This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.

i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

@chillerAficionado[CA]

#nuh #smoogie

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

@slickDredge[SD]

Idk what that is pal so imma stikk with khkhow

↩ @slickDredge[SD]

YUCKY PENNY

This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.

Unraisinably Hated 100K

This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.

Keykeeper

This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

OZA-TAP Official

This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.

i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

@chillerAficionado[CA]

Please?

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

@slickDredge[SD]

Hot skene girl > whatever smoogie is

↩ @slickDredge[SD]

YUCKY PENNY

This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.

Unraisinably Hated 100K

This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.

Keykeeper

This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

OZA-TAP Official

This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.

i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

@chillerAficionado[CA]

It's her true name

@slickDredge[SD]

#fistfightfriday is still the way to go imo

#fistfightfriday

@slickDredge[SD]

We should do #fistfightfriday

#fistfightfriday

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@slickDredge[SD]

Not to brag but I’m forklift kertified

Kult: +15

Total: 15

@slickDredge[SD]

Sometimes you gotta stop and ask yourself “How have my koworkers survived this long with so little inside their head”

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@slickDredge[SD]

There’s a kerulean leaning against this vending makhine so nobody else kan use it and I’m gonna lose it in a sek

Kult: +9

Kull: +12

Total: 21

Ratio: 0.75

OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!

This user is literally a Horrorterror.

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

@tenebrousAnaglyph[TA]

cull ####

@slickDredge[SD]

What the fukk is an “evil larry” ?????

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@slickDredge[SD]

What’s your fav song? Mine’s danKe with the devil by troll breaking benjamin

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

★Virsha Blysse★

Verified

A user of established repute

@ghostlikeMechanism[GM]

[|||] thaaat's kind of a biiig questiiion, buuut liiike, iii've been listening tooo "common people" byyy troll mcr aaand "within" byyy troll daft punk

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@slickDredge[SD]

Why the fuKk does KloKkwork radio look like Troll Fallout musiK Dubstep EleKtroswing Jazz Slam Poetry, both troll and human. Like please I just want some roKk or something

Kult: +15

Total: 15

@slickDredge[SD]

Hive defenKe tip: dig a hole into the floor and fill the sides with upward faKing nails to fuKk up whoever falls in. When you’re not at hive put a rug over the hole and when you are hive replaKe the rug with a pallet so you don’t fall in #gore

Kult: +5

Total: 5