
Jekkie Carlaz
@slickDredge
She/Her Faktory Worker Tridon forever Bayonet Enthusiast ((Art by the Wonderful @hahahale on instagram))
Sometimes you gotta stop and ask yourself “How have my koworkers survived this long with so little inside their head”
There’s a kerulean leaning against this vending makhine so nobody else kan use it and I’m gonna lose it in a sek
What’s your fav song? Mine’s danKe with the devil by troll breaking benjamin
Why the fuKk does KloKkwork radio look like Troll Fallout musiK Dubstep EleKtroswing Jazz Slam Poetry, both troll and human. Like please I just want some roKk or something
Hive defenKe tip: dig a hole into the floor and fill the sides with upward faKing nails to fuKk up whoever falls in. When you’re not at hive put a rug over the hole and when you are hive replaKe the rug with a pallet so you don’t fall in #gore
Hive safety tip: Arm shotgun traps at eaKh door so if someone tries to Kome through the door they get their shit blown shmove off #violenKe #gore
Nightmares so bad even soper pills don’t help #substanKe
I won my first fight at brawl out #brawlout #violenKe

WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT NAMES talk about your CALLSIGNS INSTEAD what if someone is listening in on the radio and you need a discreet way to refer to someone
SinKe when did troll hot topiK stop Karrying fandom merKh? I’m not opposed just Kurious.







