Jekkie Carlaz
@slickDredge
She/Her Faktory Worker (forklifter) Tridon forever Bayonet Enthusiast ((Art by the Wonderful @hahahale on instagram))
So did kallie mallie just kasually admit to having nukes and did we all just go “oh okay nothing to see here” about it?
is that even worryin.
i mean. it's kinda par for the (ourse for (allie. she on(e brought out a tank to kill one (lown
X Two tanks and I was about to start shelling the building with napalm artillery #violence x
Kramue’s doing something. Faktory’s pumping out triple the gun parts it usually does
You ever see two sea dwellers arguing and just mentally hear “grass skirt khase” start playing?
Less red more bronze k’mon
I’ve been here for less than two weeks and I’ve already deduked that most of you are bottoms #nsfw
——[Jekkie Carlaz has uploaded a video]—— (It’s a video of her doing donuts in a forklift)
bAdAss. tAkE OUt a wArehousE shelf for me next
My breakfast was oatmeal, milk, and a handful of vitamin gummies
We should do #fistfightfriday
Sometimes you gotta stop and ask yourself “How have my koworkers survived this long with so little inside their head”
There’s a kerulean leaning against this vending makhine so nobody else kan use it and I’m gonna lose it in a sek
What’s your fav song? Mine’s danKe with the devil by troll breaking benjamin
[|||] thaaat's kind of a biiig questiiion, buuut liiike, iii've been listening tooo "common people" byyy troll mcr aaand "within" byyy troll daft punk
Why the fuKk does KloKkwork radio look like Troll Fallout musiK Dubstep EleKtroswing Jazz Slam Poetry, both troll and human. Like please I just want some roKk or something
Hive defenKe tip: dig a hole into the floor and fill the sides with upward faKing nails to fuKk up whoever falls in. When you’re not at hive put a rug over the hole and when you are hive replaKe the rug with a pallet so you don’t fall in #gore