Jekkie Carlaz
@slickDredge
She/Her Faktory Worker Tridon forever š«© Bayonet Enthusiast ((Art by the Wonderful @hahahale on instagram))
Not to brag but Iām forklift kertified
Sometimes you gotta stop and ask yourself āHow have my koworkers survived this long with so little inside their headā
Thereās a kerulean leaning against this vending makhine so nobody else kan use it and Iām gonna lose it in a sek
Whatās your fav song? Mineās danKe with the devil by troll breaking benjamin
[|||] thaaat's kind of a biiig questiiion, buuut liiike, iii've been listening tooo "common people" byyy troll mcr aaand "within" byyy troll daft punk
Why the fuKk does KloKkwork radio look like Troll Fallout musiK Dubstep EleKtroswing Jazz Slam Poetry, both troll and human. Like please I just want some roKk or something
Hive defenKe tip: dig a hole into the floor and fill the sides with upward faKing nails to fuKk up whoever falls in. When youāre not at hive put a rug over the hole and when you are hive replaKe the rug with a pallet so you donāt fall in #gore
Hive safety tip: Arm shotgun traps at eaKh door so if someone tries to Kome through the door they get their shit blown shmove off #violenKe #gore
You Have Good And |nterest|ng |deas.
Thanks, I live on a shithole of a planet so I gotta get Kreative sometimes.
Windows have different seKurity measures SeKurity film on both sides plus beartraps under neath them exKept for one that you use to get baKk inside
not bad. grAntEd i bArEly know yOU and yOu'rE not a hIghbloOd so i'm a lot less lIkEly to bust IntO yOUr hIvE but still. pretty gOOd. prObAbly clOwnproOf for sUrE.
Nightmares so bad even soper pills donāt help #substanKe
Dawg, I don't think sopor helps for that tyoe of deal-io. Just saying! Try some Oxy instead next time.
No, a hard drug addiKtion is honestly the last thing I need on this bitKh of a world #substanKe
I won my first fight at brawl out #brawlout #violenKe
SinKe when did troll hot topiK stop Karrying fandom merKh? Iām not opposed just Kurious.