♦ pitied by @araneaeGrapple

good morning to anyone who also enjoys the ruling of her imperious condensation the rest of you go cull yourselfs #tw-suicide #violence

okay because i'm pretty sure that assholes not awake and also we're horny posting apparently. gog i fucking hate them so much every time we talk i'm fucking fuming i have to tear my claws into something whenever they say something to me. every time i tear a pillow to shreds i imagine it's their flesh and just tear away it makes it so much sweeter. i need them, i want to make them suffer. i need them carnally i need to hold them and absolutely fight for dominance i need them to keep fighting back and fourth i need it desperately. i don't want them to submit i want them to try and make me submit fuck. i fucking love to hate them. #nsfw #violence #gore

i fucking despise him.

oh cooL so you even fucking know. what the fuck is actuaLLy wrong with you?? are you stiLL mentaLLy 13 or what????

y'know, somehow, those of us *in the know* about your whoLe shit have some troubLe trusting that this is, Like. heaLthy. or consensuaL.
That's a different kind of evil I'm not talking about the hot kind. I spent billions of years killing alternate versions of myself and my friends and erasing their realities, and brainwashed millions of other versions of myself to create an evil alt-self army. Would not recommend!

.you couldnt land half the action i do if you trieD

~Yeah y~Ou're gentrifying my pO~st that's what I said~
ain't happening, dawg.

statement actually still very true I'm looking at him rn

Okay so you are both alcoholics enabling each other Seek help please

I do not think that is an entirely appropriate remark to make in this situation Or ever In fact scratch "entirely" it is not at all appropriate Sorry appropri8 Got to speak your language Sorry appropri8 Maybe if I speak your language you will learn

ain't happening, i do that business mostly in private. only when i'm high or drunk will i hit the timeline with a certified horny post #nswf

as someone who used to go by jade i hate that you clocked that

ME WHEN I LIE.

depends if you can actually convince me to not rip you to shreds on the spot. doubt you got it with your shitty charisma though. :) #nsfw

STOP SAYING JACK OFF. I AM TIRED OF THIS. I AM TIRED OF HAVING TO FACE THE FACT THAT THE SIMILARLY MUTATED WRETCH JACK NOIR IS THE SUPERIOR JACK NOIR. BECAUSE HE IS NOT ON HERE. TYPING WITH HIS CARAPACE. ABOUT HOW HE WANTS TO JACK OFF. AND HOW HE IS RECRUITING FELLOW JACKS. TO OFF WITH. I AM NOT A FOOL. I KNOW HUMAN INNUENDOS. #NSFW. #SUGGESTIVE. IS THIS TO MAKE ME ANGRY SPECIFICALLY.

why are you adding possibly at the end of the most heinous posts of all time, lowkey just commit to it or just don't tag lmao

oh yeah you are a massive bitch and asshole but that's low hanging fruit literally everyone knows that

happily! >:)

GHRHRGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHGHHHHHHH

YOU ARE GENUINELY REPULSIVE.

WHAT

Nothin', ye stupid fuck. Maybe osm0tic shock. \/\/\/\/e breathe sea\/\/\/\/ater.

Learn t'read. I just said \/\/\/\/hat'd happen. Ho\/\/\/\/ can ye b'th'spa\/\/\/\/n 0' M'ang if yer th'most illiter8 fuck on this platf0rm? Rake yerself 0\/\/er c0als an' learn a less0n in humility.

Then use yer de\/\/ice to search up 0sm0tic shock.

࣪⊹₊˚{ oh wow. i literally think i pity you four this to be honest.... }*_*{ <> }˚₊⊹ ࣪

Clearly, it's the sound of tinkering on robotics in one's workshop late at night! What a wonderful, familiar sound. Haahaahaa...
i never said i was g0ing t0 st0p y0u as y0u might ribbit g0 0verb0ard and that w0uld be ribbit way funnier

(tw: #su6stance #vulgarity) If 9ne wants t9 get ine6riated 9n a Friday then yeah sure. Every9ne's d9wn f9r it. 6ut heavens f9r6id a pure s9ul like myself start chatting up the 6ad 6itches then I'm esc9rted pr9mptly 9ut 9f the clu6 and suddenly I'm 9n the "d9 n9t serve" list like what are we d9ing

:33 < * the mighty huntress pawsomely backflips and falls furrace furront to the furror pawsomely btw * :33 < MEW NYAT HERE ;33

i genuinely don't think i remember how to do redrom stuff properly anymore :/
ii thought liife wa2 the one fuckiing you

don't gotta pitty me, just act like i'm a rabid barkbeast. that's practically what i am anyways. i look forward to tearing you limb from limb :)

well i'm gonna be honest the empire could crumble for all i care, but it matters to )(er and so i'm loyal to it. but hey if it's another reason you wanna cull me then good! makes it more interesting for the both of us!

don't worry we're all disappointed by this news

fucking hell gog damnit
remind me to post something tomorrow
I just wouldn't 8e alone!!!!!!!! Always 8ring company!!!!!!!!
Imagine having to yearn for that, couldn't 8e me >::::)

tbh i have no idea how ppl smoke cigarettes they taste disgustin

SAYS THE MOST INSECURE FUCKING LOSER IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. AND FOR FUCK'S SAKE, SERKET, STOP WHINING ABOUT MY BULGE.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LIE ABOUT THAT.

I WISH YOU HAD SHAME.

yeah okay that bit ran its course. vwhos that sexy fella in my pfp though? heya good looking
Yeah, 8ut i 8et people still died in your session singular or otherwise, which I cannot say the same for mine

:33< :((

:33< the ship mew say?
Loser???????? Which one of us has two loving wives???????? Which one of us flawlessly won Sgru8, twice???????? And which one of us isn't 8uilt like a twig and actually has some damn muscles!!!!!!!! I 8et I could 8r8k you in two with my 8are hands, twigska!!!!!!!! >::::)
I'm going to throw up, no a8s8lutely n8t!!!!!!!! No no no no no no no no ::::(

Or Maybe They're Ska Comp Albums

Holy Shit New Ska Band Names Just Dropped

Someone who is truly 'badass' would take care of oneself! Especially if it means you literally get yourself hurt with your own trinkets. How utterly embarassing...

:33 < mew gotta be meowre carefur, vwiskers!!!









