♦ pitied by @araneaeGrapple

i dont go banging my head around so nah i wouldnt

man you always tweaking wtf

no cause why am i randomly in pain all of sudden when ive jus+ been si++ing here
aaaaaaaand it's three in the morning again :/ i really don't mean to stay up this late... does chittr have any tips for insomnia
man. what happened to my comeback king? my champion of ifunny? i thought you were quicker than this man. sigh. never meet your heroes i guess.
you had to put a dash in your own tag. i've already won man.
not my fault you don't know ball. also. a t? there's nothing appealing about a t. you picked the least attractive letter to describe yourself. #truthapocalypse

NEWVERMIND I CANT STOP VWINNING!!!!!!! #score shevwantsme #couch #ifykyk

Perhaps About Her, Seems A Lost Cause

Raisin, btw.

Why Do I Care So Much

I cannot 8elieve I got kicked out of my own post. Where am I supposed to go? Gru8Tu8e?

Cull midbloods.

.ewW .you lost ur reply privilegeS .officiallY .get out of my threaD

.a good quality prank doesnt carry the risk of anybody dying or getting serious hurt and ruining the fuN .zero out of ten modificatioN

i cant even mention the word pity anymore.

Hm. ::::( Please 8e careful, Vriska.

>> Wrong emoj¡ whkડbxkww 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️

if someone wanted to kidnap me they low-key would just have to ask and i would probably let them
vriiiska, hmm? no, no, iii'm afraiiid the name means nothiiing to me. but please, by all means, iiif you feel that there are too many, there's an expediiient solutiiion. one that ought be easy enough to grasp even for one of your... well, there's no poiiint iiin beatiiing around the bush. one of even your quiiite apparently lackiiing iiiq and eq should be able to cotton on.
Nightmares so bad even soper pills don’t help #substanKe

you knoww them personally?

dunno about that one i wanna be liked not ignored

i vwish i could be as cool as tony soprano. #enwvy

i won't Lie to you, the griLL Looks fucking stuPid.
〚⦅⦕⤊⦖⦆〛had to cancel a meeting with my new agent today because my fucking bulge wouldn't calm down. i can't exactly it tuck this thing, it peeks out of my cargo shorts. #nsfw #frustrated

I'm obviously the King of pirates.

[MMM I MEAN KINDA? I DON'T $EE IT]

Dear Gog, What An Affront To My Eyes, Who Approved Of Such An Outfit? Certainly Not Anyone Who Knows Anything A8out Fashion. Also I Severely Dou8t That Last Statement –xoxo

[|87 :: As funny as huff;n glue, galaxy gas, d;esel, pa;nt th;nner, or whatever other preferred ;nhalant ;s. 1 wanna be clear w;th you guys that ;t ;s genu;nely k;ll;n your pancells faster than anyth;n else. Go smoke weed or get sh;tfaced off vodka l;ke a normal person. 1ts ;nf;n;tely better for your longev;ty. #substance

Take Care Of Yourself Loves, You Deserve It

callin this a fashion nightmare would b puttin it lightly but at least the gun is p cool

I sh001d not be this tired, and yet
> ah yes, poke the proverbial bee's nest to stoke out more ideas that you can't come up with on your own, and then get me to do the heavy lifting lololol > you try moving literal MUD next time into a fucking DESERT for a stupid ring is all i'm saying! > smh

I'll Give You The Props For Clever Wordplay On That, Still Not Funny Though.

I Can Feel The Stars As My Own

:33 < awwwww :33 < okaaaay

:33 < i dont want to read all that vriskers :33 < can mew give me a summary? :33

:33 < idk what that is
> I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

I hate you, go away.

You're a douche bag.
> you fucking asshole, think I wouldn't see this? lmaooooo > and you should be "gr8ful" that i tolerate your ass enough to help you with your goal simply because i get something out of it > fuck you

grrr

dude dont mess with anon please. i get your whole thing is ingenuine ragebaiting but not cool..
>>| .i don't think you're that mean.
It seems that your feathers have 8een ruffled... ::::)
I hate to ask such a question on here considering this is the last place to go for genuine advice... however... Would any of you consider me to 8e "easy"? Do I seem like the type to 8e fun to mess with? Is this something that you all gather from the way that I hold and present myself or is Cronus just saying things to derail my train of thought? I've never considered it possi8le that strangers would get enjoyment from upsetting me 8ut I suppose the universe is full of many odd individuals and I do have a history of getting quite heated at certain things...
In quite a bit of pain right now. My back and neck have been killing me.

IT'S SO FUCKING ANNOYING. I'm just gonna go to sleep, cry myself to sleep or whatever. Who cares.
(i post when i'm in the mood for it which tends to be quite the negative one.)

0f c0urse mr "hits 0n lesbians" d0esn't understand why pe0ple are upset ab0ut a b0undary being cr0ssed.

I'm rather bored.

You're The Worst.

I Am Going To Shake You So Hard The Molecules In Both Of Our Bodies Part In The Perfect Way For Me To Phase Through You. #violence

[ LLIW I !ENIF ]

there is an objective best person on this site and i'm not telling any of you who. (spoilers: it's a meenah variant)
---- |does anyone know how to make your talk pipe stop hurting when all you have is water?| ____

Probably shouldn't have posted that rant but oh well.
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>:o] || ughhh 1 have t0 g0 t0 w0rk t0day... >:o[
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i do not want to fuck any of you please oh my fucking gog #nsfw
i wont cause hes the most beautiful troll i have ever met actually and i could never get bored even if i only stared at his face for the rest of my life
i do not want you i am very happy with my life partner and only want him
i find it cute how youre trying to put me down when youre the only sad thing i see here flexing riches when i could so easily steal them but you cant steal love
im so glad youre so confident in yourself your even claiming you have "fat stacks" its so healthy that youre doing this
glad we could finally get your deep rooted insecurity and need for validation <3 trust me weve all been in this boat you can do it you can get better <3
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society is a social construct rules are a social construct kill them all #violence

See I can 8e nice!!!!!!!!

you are being purposefully obtuse. hitting on someone is an act of a sexual or romantic nature and when it is unwanted, which by definition of their sexuality it would be, it is harassment. you're an unfunny and unimaginative creep.

at least we all know you're a creep.

print("um the economy") print("that is why i am broke")

I Have Absolutely Nothing Of Interest To Say Right Now Considering The Chittr Current Momento

so many people seem embarrassed about being into me. nobody is making you come over and get railed though. that’s all you. #nsfw

︻デ═一 50rry 1 havent been act1ve guy5 1ve actually been pa1l1ng 1n5tead 0f jerk1ng 0ff 1n my r00m l1ke a l05er #n5fw
《>1m {<ørcə ð tø |○ə ¡^ chvrch, 1'm |○ørə ð øvt my {<vck¡^g m¡^ð |○røøøøø >:3<》

just t7ping t0 t7pE L0L

i FEEl likE im 4b0ut t0 g0 ins4nE s0 ill "sEE" 70u 4ll l4tEr. g0g #baiterbeenbaited #fuck

EVER70NE HERE IS T00 CONFUSING !!! #directpost @araneaeGrapple <------------ this is 4b0ut 70U SPECIFIC4LL7

0k47 h0ld 0n

FrE4k. >8/ #GENUINE

000HHHHH M7777 G00GGGGGG 0k47 7E4h ivE bEEn t0t4ll7 0WNED. w0w [s4rc4sm] #sarcasm

Bad Reading Once More Vris

wh4t h4ppEnEd t0 s47ing it dirEctl7. c0w4rd
>>| still .at work .and decided to check how my friends. .i'm just glad that they're .alive .and there's possibility for them to come .out .in good state. .and there .i wanted to make .a chitt that .i will take my leave .in the next month. .it was planned. not from life. no... from chittr. for how long? not .even me knows. probably forever.

[ ??niod uoy ecneics 4dnik lleh eht ]
⚞ NO? And that MAKES IT MORE CONFUSING? ⚟

▼wonder how long itll be till i dont recognize anyone on here anymore▲
I Can All That On My Dragon, She Can Fly and So I Am Capable Of All That Freedom And Sights Without The Ocean.
D --> Some part of me is intrigued at the prospect of making said caegar gun for your purposes, but. I don't know if it is advisable, Vriska.
Fair enough, then.
666--> Nobody 1s gonn4 w4nt th4t h34t t1ll you'v3 f1n1sh3d 4t l34st on3 round of 4nt1b1ot1cs.
only lo2er2 toot theiir own horn, 2tiir the pot, add theiir two 2en2e, count theiir egg2 before they hatch them, and make an a22 outta you and me
… uh yeah… not liike my mate2priit ii2 a Vrii2ka, pfft, ok.
^Plea2e take notiice of thii2 priime example of 2omeone wiith CUD, better known a2 Copeiium U2e Dii2order
im hungry am i going to make myself something to eat no at least not until im about to faint i just kind of dont want to get up im brooding

:33 < delete mewr account at 88 followers

oh i was hoping itd be morning here but no its only fucking. 11pm. so now im gonna have to try and sleep with a massive headache. (puppy whimper)

jesus myfuckimg head is killing me. is this what a hangover is i didnt even go eat dinner i just fucking passed out after getting off of call with KK fml #substance
its a fucking reference to i am the beast a song about how society is a fucked up violent cycle obviously you arent old enough to be on chittr if youve never even stumbled across it
its also a reference to beasts its a reference to many things all of which you dont understand

ketchup

BRO thats not an original piece dude youre better than this right cmon show me that youre better i know its hard as a serket and were already scraping the bottom of the barrel here but i know you got it in you though i guess the shits hit the fan now even if you gather it all back up itll be the same shit damn i was rootin for you dude

my respect for you disappeared when you didnt write the nsfw version of do your ears hang low

Love Is Such A Fickle Thing
right here Motherfucker :o)
just allchemized the "Shacklles of Sisyphus" this shit is WAY too heavy for me llmao

Someone Cull Boyska
:33 < have mew tried punching mewrself in the face? :33 < does that count? :33 < hmm...

Someone Kill That Vriska Already
D--->You lay so much as a single digit on him, I'll squeeze your throat till you turn blue in the face. #violent #semi-suggestive?

Suffer

Badge envy is a real phenomenon. I should be able to destroy other users to harvest their badges.

Take a fucking shower, Vriska.

[ !!!!9°9FM° E94TS NM4D YN4 NI T°N MI !!!L4INED NI T°N MI ]

im vwaking up, i feel it in my bones enough to make my system blowv wvelcome to the newv age, to the nevw age vwelcome to the newv age, to the newv age vwhoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, wvhoa, oh, oh, oh, im radioactiwve, radioactiwve wvhoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, vwhoa, oh, oh, oh, im radioactivwe, radioactiwve #lyricsposting
Have you tr-ed go-ng out to f-nd them?

ID RATHER YOU CALL ME A SLUR THEN YOURSELF DADDY

YEAH EQUIUS, HELP VRISKA JERK OFF #NSFW

YOU DISGRACE THE SERKET NAME HAHA

this is embarrassing. i'm embarrassed f0r y0u.
.•° you're the one in My web, practically begging for it!!!! projecting Much?! >XP !!!!

Calling up the worst people I know to see if they'd be down to hookup. #suggestive

my love life is kinda dead

⛧dont ask around. hunt them. rent a place across the street from the hoes, study their daily routine, then when the time comes you go over there and you take those hoes.⛧

Look In The Mirror

I LOST MY HORSE
.•° the thing stopping Me is that i don't want to go to your disgusting, Musky, bacteria-ridden hive.
The gr8est victory is that which requires no 8attle - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

go0d question. in fact lets g0 a step further. why are there any vriskas? why are they not all s0mewhere other than this hellsite? or better yet, dead.
Good morning once again, everyone. Why is there a male Vriska?
Once again the general public fails to meet the bar expectations. Referring to actual people as a singular of a version of themselves drives the nail of incompetence further into the board of disappointment on how nobody sees anyone as an individual. You're always going to be compared wafery to the shiniest Prime of your genosplice. No one has a brain big enough to compare alts without using terminology such as, "A ___." It feels belittling. It comes across small minded. Push yourself to do better.

ブチギレてるアタシにクソみたいな同情とか、ガチで一ミリもいらねえんだけど。
( Never pity me I am always exactly what I want to be forever and ever and also? Ever. )<

Bottom five statements of all time.
im so offended im absolutely crying and shitting my baby diaper about this

PAN HURTS BUT I'M COZY AS FUCK.

IT WONT, FUCK YOU

:33 < i'm starting to think i might jsut be too intimidating!! :33 < and thats why nyo one wants me!! :33 < yeah...fur sure...

ugh why can't s)(e just be here to tell me what to do
have you tried having friends or maybe hired entertainment. maybe a clown even, who can definitely juggle gracefully and with precision.
Stealing is petty, just burn it.
hI Hi hI!!!!!! My gOoD FrIeNd dAsHiI ( @cHrOmAtIcInJeCtIoN ) ToLd mE ThIs pLaCe wAs fUn... I Do lIkE FuN,,, i hOpE YoU AlL WiLl hAvE FuN WiTh mE!!! bYe bYe bYe!!!

oh noooo what an aaaawwwful eeevil thing to dooooo.............

ikyfl

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I've learned it's 8est not to question the trends that spontaneously arise in this we8site.

theyre calling her potential good dog always "could" but never "did" claims difference between choosing to serve other's versus choosing to serve herself, no evidence to show for it will never recieve awesome headpat's
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#MUNTPOSTING #NSFWE

you obviously have never felt fulfilled or cared for.

ew no
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let me rend you

im broke but at least im hot ig

Vriska, do you need to talk to someone? In a confidential 8ut non-clinical setting.

legalize you getting a better haircut

by the way all of you HAVE to be nice to @gutlessGlory or i will fucking kill you ok??
H4H4H4H4 Y0U G1NN4 5TR4P YKRU55LF UP F0R M3? 8UT!! 1 C4N 5T1LL 835T Y0U 1N 4NYTH1NG 3V3N W1TH 80TH MY 3Y35 CL053D
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oh fuck me im out a eye pads cool awwesome amazin
Okay. Might kindly block you then. Ain’t want no trouble…
… Folks seem to talk to me a lot as if I ain’t been here for a while…………

okay seriously i might need to see the chiropractor i feel like an old man already holy shit

Then Be Worse. I Don't Believe You.

SHHH BOYSKA

LAME

I can create like an infinite amount of any currency. You fool.

Better than being a wannabe Dracula Flow at all hours

We don't hate you we just figured you're kinda a poser lowkey.
i do not bellieve you but go get em champ

@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??

good morning to anyone who also enjoys the ruling of her imperious condensation the rest of you go cull yourselfs #tw-suicide #violence

okay because i'm pretty sure that assholes not awake and also we're horny posting apparently. gog i fucking hate them so much every time we talk i'm fucking fuming i have to tear my claws into something whenever they say something to me. every time i tear a pillow to shreds i imagine it's their flesh and just tear away it makes it so much sweeter. i need them, i want to make them suffer. i need them carnally i need to hold them and absolutely fight for dominance i need them to keep fighting back and fourth i need it desperately. i don't want them to submit i want them to try and make me submit fuck. i fucking love to hate them. #nsfw #violence #gore

i fucking despise him.

oh cooL so you even fucking know. what the fuck is actuaLLy wrong with you?? are you stiLL mentaLLy 13 or what????

y'know, somehow, those of us *in the know* about your whoLe shit have some troubLe trusting that this is, Like. heaLthy. or consensuaL.
That's a different kind of evil I'm not talking about the hot kind. I spent billions of years killing alternate versions of myself and my friends and erasing their realities, and brainwashed millions of other versions of myself to create an evil alt-self army. Would not recommend!

.you couldnt land half the action i do if you trieD

~Yeah y~Ou're gentrifying my pO~st that's what I said~

statement actually still very true I'm looking at him rn

Okay so you are both alcoholics enabling each other Seek help please

I do not think that is an entirely appropriate remark to make in this situation Or ever In fact scratch "entirely" it is not at all appropriate Sorry appropri8 Got to speak your language Sorry appropri8 Maybe if I speak your language you will learn

ain't happening, i do that business mostly in private. only when i'm high or drunk will i hit the timeline with a certified horny post #nswf

as someone who used to go by jade i hate that you clocked that

ME WHEN I LIE.

depends if you can actually convince me to not rip you to shreds on the spot. doubt you got it with your shitty charisma though. :) #nsfw

STOP SAYING JACK OFF. I AM TIRED OF THIS. I AM TIRED OF HAVING TO FACE THE FACT THAT THE SIMILARLY MUTATED WRETCH JACK NOIR IS THE SUPERIOR JACK NOIR. BECAUSE HE IS NOT ON HERE. TYPING WITH HIS CARAPACE. ABOUT HOW HE WANTS TO JACK OFF. AND HOW HE IS RECRUITING FELLOW JACKS. TO OFF WITH. I AM NOT A FOOL. I KNOW HUMAN INNUENDOS. #NSFW. #SUGGESTIVE. IS THIS TO MAKE ME ANGRY SPECIFICALLY.

why are you adding possibly at the end of the most heinous posts of all time, lowkey just commit to it or just don't tag lmao

oh yeah you are a massive bitch and asshole but that's low hanging fruit literally everyone knows that

happily! >:)

GHRHRGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHGHHHHHHH

YOU ARE GENUINELY REPULSIVE.

WHAT

Nothin', ye stupid fuck. Maybe osm0tic shock. \/\/\/\/e breathe sea\/\/\/\/ater.

Learn t'read. I just said \/\/\/\/hat'd happen. Ho\/\/\/\/ can ye b'th'spa\/\/\/\/n 0' M'ang if yer th'most illiter8 fuck on this platf0rm? Rake yerself 0\/\/er c0als an' learn a less0n in humility.

Then use yer de\/\/ice to search up 0sm0tic shock.

࣪⊹₊˚{ oh wow. i literally think i pity you four this to be honest.... }*_*{ <> }˚₊⊹ ࣪

Clearly, it's the sound of tinkering on robotics in one's workshop late at night! What a wonderful, familiar sound. Haahaahaa...

deserved

i never said i was g0ing t0 st0p y0u as y0u might ribbit g0 0verb0ard and that w0uld be ribbit way funnier

(tw: #su6stance #vulgarity) If 9ne wants t9 get ine6riated 9n a Friday then yeah sure. Every9ne's d9wn f9r it. 6ut heavens f9r6id a pure s9ul like myself start chatting up the 6ad 6itches then I'm esc9rted pr9mptly 9ut 9f the clu6 and suddenly I'm 9n the "d9 n9t serve" list like what are we d9ing

stay bitchless ribbit

:33 < * the mighty huntress pawsomely backflips and falls furrace furront to the furror pawsomely btw * :33 < MEW NYAT HERE ;33

i genuinely don't think i remember how to do redrom stuff properly anymore :/
ii thought liife wa2 the one fuckiing you

don't gotta pitty me, just act like i'm a rabid barkbeast. that's practically what i am anyways. i look forward to tearing you limb from limb :)

well i'm gonna be honest the empire could crumble for all i care, but it matters to )(er and so i'm loyal to it. but hey if it's another reason you wanna cull me then good! makes it more interesting for the both of us!

don't worry we're all disappointed by this news
remind me to post something tomorrow
I just wouldn't 8e alone!!!!!!!! Always 8ring company!!!!!!!!
Imagine having to yearn for that, couldn't 8e me >::::)

tbh i have no idea how ppl smoke cigarettes they taste disgustin

SAYS THE MOST INSECURE FUCKING LOSER IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. AND FOR FUCK'S SAKE, SERKET, STOP WHINING ABOUT MY BULGE.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LIE ABOUT THAT.

I WISH YOU HAD SHAME.

yeah okay that bit ran its course. vwhos that sexy fella in my pfp though? heya good looking
Yeah, 8ut i 8et people still died in your session singular or otherwise, which I cannot say the same for mine

:33< :((

:33< the ship mew say?
Loser???????? Which one of us has two loving wives???????? Which one of us flawlessly won Sgru8, twice???????? And which one of us isn't 8uilt like a twig and actually has some damn muscles!!!!!!!! I 8et I could 8r8k you in two with my 8are hands, twigska!!!!!!!! >::::)
I'm going to throw up, no a8s8lutely n8t!!!!!!!! No no no no no no no no ::::(

Or Maybe They're Ska Comp Albums

Holy Shit New Ska Band Names Just Dropped

Someone who is truly 'badass' would take care of oneself! Especially if it means you literally get yourself hurt with your own trinkets. How utterly embarassing...

:33 < mew gotta be meowre carefur, vwiskers!!!







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