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@araneaeGrapple

Sup 8itches, your favorite cerulean lad making a de8ut on this gogforsaken site! He/Him

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@araneaeGrapple[AG]

8orn killer faced to serve life in the trenches on the hunt for nook and zaza, I smell that shit from MILES away, call me a 8loodhound! DON'T FUCK WITH ME. I will shoot a troll in the face with silly 8uckshot and make their face look like Ga8riel's Horn afterwards. This shit ain't nothing to me, man!!!!!!!! #violence #su8stance #nsfw ????????

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₍^. .^₎⟆ *H!des my good n!p*꠹

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cAN i ASK YOU, a QUESTION?

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@araneaeGrapple[AG]

Sure thing. ::::)

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@araneaeGrapple[AG]

Hiding it won't save you from my zaza ultra sense.

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@adiosToreador[AT]

wHY 1S YOUR TROLLTAG, iMPLYING YOU WANT TO WRESTLE WITH, yOUR DANCESTOR?

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@araneaeGrapple[AG]

'Cause that 8itch deserves a suplex of godly proportions!!!!!!!! On a real note though, that wasn't the intention, araneae is just a fancy term for "spider".

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@araneaeGrapple[AG]

Mistook that IUD for an IED, next thing I knew I was 8ack on the streets of Kandahar doing the good lords work on 8ehalf of the Alternian Empire.

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what is actually wr0ng with y0u ribbit

I do not claim this one, he does not 8elong to this 8lood linage anymore.

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@araneaeGrapple[AG]

Not even my ANCESTOR can handle the drip!!!!!!!!

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@araneaeGrapple[AG]

Many things, you'll still 8e attracted to me though! >::::)

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I implore you to walk into the 8ottom of the deep 8lue and take a deep 8reath in.

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@araneaeGrapple[AG]

I'm so iced out, the water would freeze like I got Frost Walker on my Misfit shoes when I attempt this.

The one time I may ever regret filling a pail with someone, 8ecause it created you in another timeline.

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@araneaeGrapple[AG]

That pail was filled with liquid drip, there is nothing to regret, it spawned me, the drippiest out in the multiverse.

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Thou shall not murder. - 1 John 1:6

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Like I said, if you wish to interpret God's word in such ways, I cannot stop you. I can only hope you heed my warnings before you've condemned yourself to Hell. Aheheheh... I'm sorry to disappoint, but a man of the cloth such as myself does not take well to tactless flirting. I'm flattered you've made an attempt nontheless! - Psalm 19:7

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@araneaeGrapple[AG]

It won't 8e tactless if I ever come across you. May8e I just wanna prove the point of this whole "survival of the fittest" thing or really give a show of dominance to you to really make you cry a8out "God" or whatever the fuck! STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME WHO THAT GUT IS 8Y THE WAY! 8ut regardless, my points stands!!!!!!!! >::::T #suggestive

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I highly doubt you will come across me. I am a difficult troll to find on purpose. And even then, when the gates of my cathedral are open to the public, I highly doubt you'll manage to accomplish anything further than getting close enough for a passing glance from yours truly. Hard to say! To clear up your confusion, God is the creator of the multiverse. He is our Father and our salvation. Through Him we find guidance and blessings in abundance! I am His prophet, the one who shall introduce trollkind to the true nature of our Lord and Savior. So far it's a thankless job, but I persist! - John 14:2

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@araneaeGrapple[AG]

Oh my ffffffffuck you're a drag! Whatever weirdo cathedral you have, I swear I'm just going to go there myself JUST to rustle your jimmies at this r8, you have no idea how 8adly I wanna fuck you up for the sheer notion that anyone else or whatever "8eing" is our salvation. I'll 8e your damn salvation when I'm through. >::::T #suggestive may8e????????

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you wanna fuck the heretic so baD it Makes ya look stupiD :oP

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My... Even in the midst of your tantrum, you still seem to have this deep-seeded desire to be saved. You want so terribly to find my cathedral to bother me. You want so terribly to punish me for serving as a guide for trollkind to be saved. You want so terribly to assume the position of my savior. I do see right through you, Vriska. You want so terribly to enter the house of God. You want so terribly to have me guide you despite your aggressive fearfulness. You want so terribly to be known as a faithful child of God. It's alright. You can admit it! I'm not going to judge you. - John 3:21

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@araneaeGrapple[AG]

Only out of pure spite! Don't knock me for that. >::::/

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@araneaeGrapple[AG]

The only one that'll need saving is your sorry ass 8y the end of it. I'm going to instill the true Alternian way in you if we ever come across eachother, and you will ENJOY it I 8et. No "God" will save you from what I shall instill. >::::T

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If only you had such blind confidence in something a touch more useful than your insistence on... What, exactly? Attacking me? Courting me? Really, now. I've offered you plenty of opportunities to clean up your act and collect yourself, but consistently you've found it in you to dig a deeper hole. Why don't you enlighten me? What is it that you shall instill should our paths cross? - Matthew 5:48

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@araneaeGrapple[AG]

Do you REALLY want that ela8or8ed on? I feel as if it my 8e too vulgar for some as higher-than-thou as you! You may just fucking collapse on the spot upon reading such!

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@araneaeGrapple[AG]

8ASED.

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@araneaeGrapple[AG]

If squirt is pee, then I must 8e a piss pir8! ARRRRRRRGH! #nsfw #nsfwe pro8a8ly?

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Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
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what

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@emptyEyes[EE]

Thats what tavr0s and i called y0u

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@araneaeGrapple[AG]

You read that right don't lie to me.

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@araneaeGrapple[AG]

>::::( It's only a cool title when I 8estow it upon myself.

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