Vriska Serket
@araneaeGrapple
Sup 8itches, your favorite cerulean lad making a de8ut on this gogforsaken site! He/Him
8orn killer faced to serve life in the trenches on the hunt for nook and zaza, I smell that shit from MILES away, call me a 8loodhound! DON'T FUCK WITH ME. I will shoot a troll in the face with silly 8uckshot and make their face look like Ga8riel's Horn afterwards. This shit ain't nothing to me, man!!!!!!!! #violence #su8stance #nsfw ????????
'Cause that 8itch deserves a suplex of godly proportions!!!!!!!! On a real note though, that wasn't the intention, araneae is just a fancy term for "spider".
Mistook that IUD for an IED, next thing I knew I was 8ack on the streets of Kandahar doing the good lords work on 8ehalf of the Alternian Empire.
I do not claim this one, he does not 8elong to this 8lood linage anymore.
Not even my ANCESTOR can handle the drip!!!!!!!!
I implore you to walk into the 8ottom of the deep 8lue and take a deep 8reath in.
I'm so iced out, the water would freeze like I got Frost Walker on my Misfit shoes when I attempt this.
The one time I may ever regret filling a pail with someone, 8ecause it created you in another timeline.
That pail was filled with liquid drip, there is nothing to regret, it spawned me, the drippiest out in the multiverse.
Smoking that Oshkosh cement mixer Mississippi mudflap Joe Peschi semen sizzler zaza SUPREME. #su8stance #nsfw may8e????????
Y9u always sm9king s9me shit that c9uld kill the GH6
I got so many 8ands, Roadrunner Records thought I was competition.
If squirt is pee, then I must 8e a piss pir8! ARRRRRRRGH! #nsfw #nsfwe pro8a8ly?
This one is not nearly as confusing as my other posts. Pretty easy to grasp in my opinion.
I got trap houses on Derse AND Prospite. #su8stance ????????
I don't make money, money makes me.
I'm so iced out that I'm literally Jack Frost right now. So much money, that I don't make money, money makes me. How many times will I need to repeat this???????? >::::/
i dunno, i'm not gonna shut about about you being a bitch though so even if you're rich i still think you're a total bitch.
yeah and? so what if i'm a bitch i already know that. i'm just saying that you're insufferable and a genuine bitch!
Took the opps spelunking and specifically gave them all su8standard equipment. Have fun 8eing stuck in the caves now, fuck 8oi's
:33< its the classic vriskers purrank :33< they shoulda s33n it clawming!
That 8roke 8oy Ea Nassir shipped low quality zaza, so I collapsed the entire 8ronze Age. I 8urned Walusha to the ground, turned Crete into a fucking crater. 8lood sacrifices were made in my name; thousands died a day to keep me from marching on 8a8ylon, 8ut I razed that shithole anyways 8ecause Hammura8i started dissing on the o8elisk. Come fucking FIND ME. #death #violence
These Percs got me feeling like I'm on top of 2 fat 8itches scissoring. Like I'm on a 8ouncy castle! Fuck with me, I dare you, 8itch. #nsfw #su8stance
Fuck gold teeth, I got a gold feemur.
Gave a 8itch 8ackshots so powerful they registered a 9.8 earthquake in Eastern Alternia. So many casualties that day........ #nsfw
Kicking Tavros' ASS at Fiduspawn, as per usual. This fuckass 8itch has a legendary though, I can FEEL it coming.
Won't 8e saying that once I get you into a stunlock spam that'll send your soul to Gaia. >::::/
fEEL THE POWER OF, mY DOZEN BIRDS, aTTACK, wHILE YOU ARE DISTRACTED BY, wHOOP1NG MY ASS,
We will see a8out that! Once I'm through you'll 8e regretting 8eing so coy with me!!!!!!!!
i THINK i AM, gENERALLY PRETTY STRA1GHTFORWARD, aS A RULE, iN THAT i SAY WHAT i MEAN, aND i MEAN WHAT i SAY, wITHOUT, aNY SORT OF, mEANDERING OR WANDERING, iN THE WAY OF THE KEY POINTS, wHICH i AM TRYING TO GET AT, i JUST PUT THE WORDS OUT THERE, iNTO THE WORLD, aND THERE THEY STAY, fOR ANYONE TO READ, oR IN THE CASE OF SPEAKING, tO HEAR THEM IN THAT MOMENT, fAR LESS PERMANENTLY THOUGH, tHEY CONTINUE TO EXIST IN THE PAN OF, tHE LISTENER, fOR AS LONG AS THEY CARE, tO KEEP IT THERE, iN THEIR PAN, tHERE,
UGH you're just proving my point you ass!!!!!!!! Do you do this to me on purpose? Do you enjoy this? This has got to 8e some sick and socially masochistic ploy of the sorts on your end! >::::T Literally makes me wish to impale you once again. In may8e more ways than one. DO. NOT. TAKE. THAT. IN. A. FUN. WAY. ........ Okay may8e a little 8ut still, fuck you. You will pay for 8eing a smartass. >::::[ #suggestive may8e????????
uMM,,, tHANK YOU, i THINK? tHOUGH, i AM STRUGGLING TO, rEALLY,,, pLAY IN THE SPACE, oF THIS WEIRD FLIRTING, tHING, yOU ARE DOING WHEN, yOU ARE COMPAR1NG AND CONFLATING, pERHAPS, tHE PHALLIC AND EMASCULATING METHOD OF, tHE tAVROS vRISKA CULLING, cANON EVENT, wHICH UHH, i MEAN, iT WASN'T EXACTLY YOU, wHO IMPALED ME, bUT THE INTENT IS COMING ACROSS, aND i GUESS IT'S NICE THAT, i AM CUTE AND COOL AND FUNNY AND WITH IT, eNOUGH, fOR YOU TO WANT TO DO THAT, tO ME AND, mY FINE BEHIND, bUT i JUST DO NOT THINK, tHAT i HAVE IT IN ME, tO BE ABLE TO ENGAGE IN SUCH TH1NGS, aS THAT, eITHER FORM OF IMPAL1NG, rEALLY, w1TH A vRISKA WHO IS MALE, i AM NOT SURE 1F i CAN CALL MYSELF, eNT1RELY A LESBIAN, bUT i AM PROBABLY A 4 OR 5 ON, tHE kINSEY sCALE, i THINK, aND MAYBE EVEN AN ENTIRE 6, wHEN IT COMES TO THE FLUSHED QUADRANT, nOT THAT i AM ASSUMING THAT'S THE ONE IN WHICH, yOU ARE INTIMATING TO ME, hERE, bUT i THINK THAT MY vRISKA RELATED HANG-UPS AND VARIOUS, pSYCHOSEXUAL DAYMARES, aND THE OCCASIONAL NIGHTDREAM, eVEN, dEFINITELY INCLUDE YOU BEING A WOMAN AS, a PARTICULARLY KEY PART OF MY SUBSEQUENT, hUMILIATION, aND WHILE MY TRANSITION HAS HELPED A LOT WITH THAT, aS DID MY wOMEN'S sTUDIES COURSE AT, cOMMUNITY COLLEGE, iN THE SENSE THAT IT HAS HELPED ME UNDERSTAND AND, cOME TO TERMS WITH WHY FEELING EMASCULATED, eVEN FELT SO BAD IN THE FIRST PLACE, aND WHY i MAY FIND ENJOYMENT IN ENGAGING WITH IT IN SAFE, aND CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENTS, i DO STILL DEFINITELY REQUIRE A GIRL vRISKA, fOR THAT TO BE A THING, i MEAN, iF MY BUDDY vRISKA, fROM MY TIMELINE WANTED TO BE A GUY, i WOULD SUPPORT HER, i MEAN HIM, bUT, tHAT WOULD CREATE A LOT OF COMPLICATED FEELINGS OF WHICH, i DO NOT FEEL ENTIRELY QUALIFIED TO SORT OUT, iN THIS MOMENT, bUT, i GUESS THIS IS ALL TO SAY THAT, i DON'T BELIEVE IT 1S 8 INCHES, aNYWAYS, #NSFW
My 8itch look like Jimin Park.
Toying with my Tavros right now after getting 8ack from a long sail. She's just too cute to NOT fuck with! It's almost pathetic. ::::) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/84063de89c5e.jpg
kind of fucked to rePLy to a message of genuine fucking concern Like that, but whatever. i'm gLad you're 8etter now i guess.
Keeping them on their toes is the 8est way to keep them all loving AND h8ing me. 8ut hey, love the passion. ::::)
At the fact that, indeed, the pitch/rage 88 has worked on you. Checkm8 as always, I'm just that good.
The perc got me reliving the secret 8ox from the perspective of Squidward's house. #su8stance
If I go on that stage and see a single fucking 8roke 8oi in that crowd, there will 8e hell to pay.
Every night I sleep in a tu8 of sulfuric acid so I can know what it’s like to 8e my opps for a change. Fuck around and find out. #violence
genuinely how the heck have you managed to not cull yourself>:/ #suicide
Smoking Comet 8athroom cleaner on the crack spoon. Huffed those Fa8uloso fumes from the tu8 and saw Jimi Hendrix sparking one up while reciting the tenements. #su8stance
Dropped what I like to call the "walk funny for the next 3 days special" on what I like to call "the Apple8ee's 8athroom". I will not ela8orate on what I mean.