English. Jake, English.
@golgothasTerror
Jake English: Adventurer Extraordinaire! My greatest strength? Believing in stuff like friendship, justice, sometimes myself. Also big guns *wink*.
Am i still a virgin if ive never really been me when canoodled? #nsfw
Look everyone we got a brand new member for the council of CHUD's.
And you must be the president then i take it?
oh shit its almost 2am i say as i start beating my meat flat again instead of sleeping #nsfw
Twinsies!
its soo hard being a future dad of triplets but ill obvs be a dilf
*Gasp!* Does this then make me... a milf?
Ive finally got my results back from that pregnancy test and- hold a gosh darn mo... they look a smidge familiar...could it be? @voidArchitect
oh myyyyyy ~ familiar indeed
🜏 xongrra♱ula♱iions / sorrrry 2 hɛarr ♱ha♱ (urr prrɛfɛrrɛnxɛ) ♱hɛyborr♱iion ? ♅
Thank you for your condolensces/support. Currently i am in talks with the father to see about child alimony.
I hope youre ready to be a father.
2p3akin of folk that hat3 3v3rythin you po2t. I wond3r how Hat3 Bot i2 doin th323 day2
@turingTranscendence I think this is about you.
Are you a komodo dragon? Because youve got me feeling very small outmatched and strangely eager to find out what happens next.
ill note my <> react iss ffollowed bby sseveral ???????
I take it then youve never wrassled a komodo dragon?
Trust me pal youll want to go do that first and the puzzle pieces will just tumble into place.
are you a cushion cus i want you next to me on the sofa while i put on some bullshit movies and maiebe i lean on you a lil i dunno we'll see how the night goes
Consider me sold!
Why yes mr vending machine i WOULD like to take a pregnancy test after a smoke and some beef jerky. #substance
Ayo th3y got Capri2un???????
from the little ive learned from r.l this checks out
I long to see the world through your eyes.
Rl... reinforcement learning?
gm cuties ✨✨
Aloha roro!
Threatened to knock his lights out and he started grinning ear from ear. What does that mean?
He Wants You So Bad Dude
How does that translate into me knocking his block off???
My vulnerable post is that i still dont know how to spell worsecteshire.
ah good ole worsteshchire
rooster sauce!
I think this is the one!
This. Actually makes sense. Thank you.
Just for the sake of clarity what *is* a goth? My searches online have proved rather unilluminating. Unless of goths are always accompanied with a hefty bosom and whatever strange manner of mascot doing unsavoury things to them in which case i apologise for my utter boorish ignorance. #suggestive
▲if you say you're goth, and dress like it, you are▼ ▲its more about intentions, yknow, people can see when you put effort into it▼ ▲and if you don't, then you arent▼
FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND, IT’S ABOUT SOME MUSIC GENRE? THAS’ ABOUT ALL I GOT. AND SOME HUMAN NAMED SHEAKS SPEAR?
Oh righty then! So any old dick and fanny could waltz in from off the street and call themselves a goth?
I guess shakespeare was pretty goth back in his heyday.
▲anyone who tries, and people can fucking tell, plus your attitude▼ ▲but sure if you wanna be a shitter for no reason other than you can be, then yknow, make sure to slit your wrists on the way out, asshole▼
...I beg your finest pardon? Is that really a requirement to be accepted into that little corner of society?
▲i see why he treated you like that now▼ ▲play stupid with someone else▼
I havent the foggiest frigging clue who this "he" is youre referring to and frankly i repel the idea that i would ever play anything other than dumb luck at the county fair ring toss. You do realise theres no character limit on this site right?
Hello here is my goth playlist. https://open.spotify.com/track/4G8gkOterJn0Ywt6uhqbhp?si=f21216f32afb4bac
Well then paddle my latex and call me a goth the way this song is in all my platlists!
Congrats English, you are the first of your ilk to say something I am not apathetic towards.
Youre most welcome strider! Keep an eye on this ball and ill be sure to knock every last ounce of pathy out the park. *double pistol wink!*