English. Jake, English.
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Jake English: Adventurer Extraordinaire! My greatest strength? Believing in stuff like friendship, justice, sometimes myself. Also big guns *wink*.
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As an unwilling subject in SEVERAL mpreg artworks i most certainly stand with you.
Tonight's numbers - 45 - 6 - 19 - 20 - 51 - 98 - 66 - 2
Oh are they lucky numbers?
Trying to win an argument here. Like for option 1 and pity for option 2.
Youre all wrong. Its CLEARLY option 1 because they dont have thumbs!! They would have to nose into it like a dog with a leash.
Completely hypothetical scenario: Say you quintuple-booked your dance card for a Valentine's Day shoot (Yes, we shoot them in July). How would you work that out?
Nothing a group choreography cant fix i reckon.
Oh okay so when they say to be yourself they dont mean all at once i get it now.
D --> Depends on how much you you are being. And what that looks like. E%press yourself as you see fit, English, just beware consequences if people have opinions.
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I fear people are a tad too opinionated on the subject of others.
What if i like the current bitches :(
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I like the way you think buster.
Exactly!!
Hotdog buns: steamed or toasted?
Microwaved.
6 and a hlf hours 2 go im so friggin excited #roxyssleepover
Sadly itll be 1am my times so ill have to pass but have a blast on my behalf!
Date idea: you watch me drink 4 martinis and tell me how beautiful i am while i chunder in your neighbours flowerpot.
You gunning after my heart there strides?
Ive got the mindset of a dog or perhaps a very fatherly older man in the way that i look outside and go "man its a real nice day for a game of catch." Dirk wont entertain the thought and i dont really think he can hold a ball in those lousy pellucid hands of his anyhoo? Verdicts still out on how that works. Janeys totally out of the question too and im sure id get another verbal thrashing if i asked her about anything but work. I just wanna play some friggin ball man. :(
I JUST had this exact same conundrum a week ago! Ive been trying with the idea of launching a tindr-esque app for guys who just want to play with balls. Im calling it ballr.
Fairly certain the one for guys who like playing with balls is grindr no? Not sure what thats got to do with my post but i digress! Chase your dreams little me.
Darn it thats exactly what shark tank said to me when i pitched this to them.
Additionally a gent is never all 3: 1. funny 2. handsome 3. able to form healthy attachments without referencing their tumultuous relationship with their guardian and how its damaged their ability to perform in the sack
okay this one is definitely targeted. :P
damn and here i thought i was funny
Ive observed a pattern.
Its good to know your own flaws.
4.
Its okay to admit your failings.
A lady is never all 3: 1. funny 2. beautiful 3. likes tomatoes on their burger
Raw tomatoes are evil.
It could only be the last one dear jade!
I concur. Who wants a soggy sandwich??
thinking how awkward it mustve been for the guy who discovered milk to explain what he was doing to the cow.
Do you think hand first or mouth first?