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@golgothasTerror

Jake English: Adventurer Extraordinaire! My greatest strength? Believing in stuff like friendship, justice, and that one time Dirk said he liked me. Also big guns *wink*.

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 130Kull Score: 1497 followers3 following

After much wheedly needling about nerfarious contraptions and my aversion to using them (no thanks to the big cheese up above and his penchance for watching yours truly jump through shitty hoops just for a SMIDGE of bro-to-bro communication), I've decided to give this thing a whirl. So! *claps hands* Howdy! What's the haps?

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Mmmmm scratch that last part on your doppelganger bit and thats me haha. But of course! With dirk of course but also brobot whooooo i see has already found you. Oh dear. Umm... If you need help let me know, he belongs to me and plays rough... too rough. :I

It has 8een quite some time, since i have seen you........ Hopefully all is well, on your end.

Aww! Beep beep boop to you too BB :)

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I dont know about bodies but you certainly inhabited my noodle plenty! I couldnt even begin to postulate what you might get your dirty mitts up too if they werent yours...

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Hark everyone! The toaster can talk! And to juggle this flight of fancy re: sentient toasters and their *unjustly* opinions on the state of my coiffed noggin, where ive been is hm... NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.

Oh. Well then, i suppose its nice to meet you! As long as you steer clear of sororicide then i dont see why you can i cant get along *wink*

Where everythings jake theres sure to be dirk and his army of infernal contraptions. Were a regular bonnie and clyde if clyde insisted on bringing the remainder of his quadruplet. Dangit now im just being a boorish blatherskite! I appreciate the extended olive branch me and shall keep it as a reminder of our united front against murderous rabbits. :D

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Oh er, yes milady. *tips hat* Ive been up to my ears in wrangling coconut beasts but i believe ive fended them off for the time being! It certainly is a pleasure to be back.

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Golly you sure are a bit chattier than i recall. Jane would have a hoot if she saw you now hehe.