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English. Jake, English.

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@golgothasTerror

Jake English: Adventurer Extraordinaire! My greatest strength? Believing in stuff like friendship, justice, sometimes myself. Also big guns *wink*.

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@princeofLight[PL]

Sitting here pinching the bridge of my nose, size 11 BOOT, ITS A BOOT JAKE.

Kult: +19
Kull: +17
Total: 36
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@golgothasTerror[GT]

Whats that old saying about big feet?

Kult: +5
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@princeofLight[PL]

Never know 'til you come see the horse the shoes attached to.

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@golgothasTerror[GT]

Any chance to see a fine bronco in action consider it taken on my part.

Kult: +5
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@golgothasTerror[GT]

This beau has recently come home with me. A most excellent addition to my collection i should think. #substance #snong

Kult: +64
Kull: +35
Total: 99
Ratio: 1.83

twinsies

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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@princeofLight[PL]

I just realized something i dont want to realize

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@golgothasTerror[GT]

Is it that youre a lecherous scoundrel going around threatening to sheathe their pork sword up peoples backdoor and thereby should be shackled up by johnny law?

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@princeofLight[PL]

What? No???

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@golgothasTerror[GT]

...you meant shoe size.

Kult: +2
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@princeofLight[PL]

You sound disappointed

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BLASTED!!!!!
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@golgothasTerror[GT]

Easy cowboy. If im hot and bothered under the collar its because ive made an utter tit of myself on the internet.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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BLASTED!!!!!
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@golgothasTerror[GT]

Struck by the fatherly urge to abandon everything.

Kult: +55
Kull: +54
Total: 109
Ratio: 1.02

Wow.

Kult: +2
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BLASTED!!!!!
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@golgothasTerror[GT]

The lack of tone markers makes this incredibly hard to read.

Oh that was intentional.

Kult: +2
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BLASTED!!!!!
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@golgothasTerror[GT]

Go bother someone else. My patient is currently out of network.

Your patient huh?

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Total: 4
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BLASTED!!!!!
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@golgothasTerror[GT]

...fuck.

Look after your patient man, they are out of network.

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BLASTED!!!!!
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@golgothasTerror[GT]

Have you no other use than being an internet troll? A waste of your talents if you ask me.

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@princeofLight[PL]

The fatherly urge to put my size 11 up your ass if you try.

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love yourself
BLASTED!!!!!
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@golgothasTerror[GT]

I beg your fucking pardon???

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
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@broSprite[BS]

Anyone who barks should become a tree.

Kult: +10
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Total: 20
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love yourself
BLASTED!!!!!
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@golgothasTerror[GT]

Im always saying this.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
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@turndeadGodthriller[TG]

theyre putting woke in the water

Kult: +22
Kull: +5
Total: 27
Ratio: 4.40
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love yourself
BLASTED!!!!!
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@golgothasTerror[GT]

I KNEW something in it was making me need to whizz all the time!

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This user sure is.
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Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
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This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
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Poised to detonate the soft drink market on October 23, 2077!
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This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Kult: +17
Kull: +5
Total: 22
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love yourself
BLASTED!!!!!
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Antiverified
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@golgothasTerror[GT]

At last the twink discourse may finally have some nuance to it.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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love yourself
BLASTED!!!!!
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Antiverified
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@golgothasTerror[GT]

Sir reginald tipplewand. A companion to last you well into your twilight years and then some. #substance

Kult: +42
Kull: +20
Total: 62
Ratio: 2.10
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@princeofLight[PL]

Is that a bike bell.

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BLASTED!!!!!
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@golgothasTerror[GT]

Yes it is. I find that it very sufficiently encourages people to either shake a leg or move out the flipping way.

Kult: +5
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@princeofLight[PL]

On the cane... like you actually using the cane or swatting people

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BLASTED!!!!!
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@golgothasTerror[GT]

Whatever gets the going! Also why are you green?

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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@turntechVaulthead[TV]

what did the pirate say when he turned 80? (unquirk for punchline)

Kult: +15
Kull: +7
Total: 22
Ratio: 2.14
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BLASTED!!!!!
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@golgothasTerror[GT]

Alright this got me a little.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Remember that you must die. Let that determine what you do and say and think. 0u0
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@emptyEyes[EE]

Y0u guys d0nt even kn0w ab0ut my pet snails

Kult: +40
Kull: +5
Total: 45
Ratio: 8.00
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BLASTED!!!!!
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@golgothasTerror[GT]

Well now you HAVE to tell us about your pet snails.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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who says you have to choose!?
@roboCannibal[RC]

4t³ H¹s 4rms L³gs 4nd Tørsø. ««◥◤◥◤ was here»»

Kult: +37
Kull: +35
Total: 72
Ratio: 1.06
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BLASTED!!!!!
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@golgothasTerror[GT]

Not typically the part you mount but whatever floats your boat i suppose.

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@roboCannibal[RC]

W³ll 1 Dønt Knøw 1f 1t Wøůld B³ Wrøng Tø 3⁴t 1t ««◥◤◥◤ was here»»

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BLASTED!!!!!
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@golgothasTerror[GT]

Considering its something of a delicacy in many cultures id say have at it bro. If i may ask which unlucky game was at the end of your sightline today?

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@roboCannibal[RC]

4 Brønz³ Bøt ♡ ««◥◤◥◤ was here»»

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BLASTED!!!!!
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@golgothasTerror[GT]

Im afraid im not familiar. Does it belong to a specific taxon?

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@roboCannibal[RC]

H³ W⁴s My Cr³⁴tør ««◥◤◥◤ was here»»

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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love yourself
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
Antiverified
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tatis-inəpʰu
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@golgothasTerror[GT]

Well. This is now officially out of my jurisdiction. Therefore i shall be absconding from proferring any further advice on the matter. Good day!

Kult: +7
Total: 7