
English. Jake, English.
@golgothasTerror
Jake English: Adventurer Extraordinaire! My greatest strength? Believing in stuff like friendship, justice, sometimes myself. Also big guns *wink*.

Sitting here pinching the bridge of my nose, size 11 BOOT, ITS A BOOT JAKE.
This beau has recently come home with me. A most excellent addition to my collection i should think. #substance #snong
Struck by the fatherly urge to abandon everything.
Anyone who barks should become a tree.

theyre putting woke in the water

Sir reginald tipplewand. A companion to last you well into your twilight years and then some. #substance

what did the pirate say when he turned 80? (unquirk for punchline)

Y0u guys d0nt even kn0w ab0ut my pet snails
4t³ H¹s 4rms L³gs 4nd Tørsø. ««◥◤◥◤ was here»»





