♦ pitied by @golgothasTerror
၄⋆၃ this does not sxare me bexause somewhere someone who is genetixally similar to me in the past was into exaxtly the same things as me and i think that is beautiful
I also still miss my dick. #nsfw
I saw this, and now you have to too.
WHAT'S,NEXT???????????????????????????????????????,,,,TOMMORROW,??????,FUCK
You know what I really miss? Blaseball. RIV, that sure was a crazy time.
Completely hypothetical scenario: Say you quintuple-booked your dance card for a Valentine's Day shoot (Yes, we shoot them in July). How would you work that out?
If you saw me mess up my secret tag, no you did not.
#Aesthetic https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/hell.png
Ive got the mindset of a dog or perhaps a very fatherly older man in the way that i look outside and go "man its a real nice day for a game of catch." Dirk wont entertain the thought and i dont really think he can hold a ball in those lousy pellucid hands of his anyhoo? Verdicts still out on how that works. Janeys totally out of the question too and im sure id get another verbal thrashing if i asked her about anything but work. I just wanna play some friggin ball man. :(
I can't reply to that post, apparently I'm blocked, but to answer the question... Yes, I can change clothes when I feel like it.
how is it offering advice if it literally is not applicable to me.
okay. well i ain’t a goddamn brain ghost with a host i parasite on. just a normal ass dead guy.
*conjurer. spelling the only word i typed wrong okay.
And I would o8lige simply to either annoy or hit on every one of them. Don't fuck with me now! >::::)
UNFORTUN4T3LY 1 C4N'T G3T MUCH MOR3 BL1ND.
Well, they were sl^ves so presum^bly not the option th^t disrespects the Ph^ro^h.
The missus has given me the honor of taking on some of her workload for the day. Paperworks a dull task and i really feel more and more like a caged animal the longer i sit in this chair. At least its appropriate to stand up and walk around in the comfort of my own space though! Ill have to sit through a whole doggone meeting later and im really not too chipper about it.
making a lot assumptions bout a guy who throws stacks around like the king of mardi grass throwing candy to ther resident fat kids. just saying.
tragic.
It Sounds Like Someone " Fell For It ".
sounds like a j*b. no thanks
i tripped on a rock today and a group of people witnessed it #fml but hey i got that purple ice cream and drink, about to be shitting like a unicorn or something #unicornshit #purpleshit #purple #mytoehurts
YOU KNOW WHAT. NO. I CHANGED MY MIND. JOHN CUSACK, YOU ARE NO LONGER MY TYPE. PAST KARKAT WAS VULNERABLE IN A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS, AND HE MAKES ME SERIOUSLY WANT TO WEEP ACTUAL PUKE OUT OF MY GANDERBULBS JUST LOOKING AT THAT CONFESSION. GOODBYE FOREVER JOHN CUSACK EXCEPT FOR IN SERENDIPITY, YOU CAGEY SMIRK-TORTURED BILGESACK. JOHN BILGESACK. NICE. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/A4FF18BF81C7.JPEG
There, there.
Ok. *Series, not films. And also *your. And also durr. My ranking would change from "have not seen" to "have seen, and here's my opinion." I fail to grasp your point.
A tier list concerning animated series from the 2010s specifically. MOST of these series I have watched only as an adult, given they would have come out partially or in their entirety after my departure for The Medium. Next is the 2000s!
he didnt follow me back. chat does this mean im unc.
i wasnt there but they told me dirk shot out the womb with one finger pointed up to the sky and one pointed at the doctors like mfing plato himself.
you're very confused.
im not hiding behind him, doll. im still willin to bite you if thats what you really want. also, you spelled publicly wrong.
i can say more if thats what gets you hot under the collar, man.
hm.
... what do you mean?
are yall seriously hijacking another one of my posts.
nemesis? youre flattering me now.
genuine question for longtime users is it normal for people to treat your posts like a bar. like im chitting about puppets and beneath it theres a whole enemies-to-something arc unfolding in the replies. at this point am i just a venue. i dont even cater. byob to my comments apparently.
Ive run out of time to get back to sleep and now i have to go throughout my day running on a good 3 hours. :(
wish i remembered 2 br/)
oh i certainly do. proud of it too.
kid youre looking at the guy who grew up with AND raised themm. ill be singing to the masses til the day the coke finally gets to me. #substance
hmm.
shit alright. here we go. ((there's a video attached to the post. it features dave standing against a seemingly empty wall, with a heroic/just clock behind her. it's fully turned on the just side. she's holding a gun to her head, and her shades are cracked on one lens. her fingernails are painted in the colors of the quadrants, and she stares at the camera for a moment, taking a shaky breath. "alright so this is probably my last post. casey can you click off of this if youre watching it? so chittr. this is basically all that my emotions built up to. every post i made i was preparing for this shit and here it is. june i love you. karkat i love you. dad i love you. trollbama i love you. so these are my new scars and this is what it looks like when my hairs down. alright now that we got that fucking nothingburger of a suicide note out of the way this should keep me down forever" she takes one last deep breath before pulling the trigger, a loud bang peaking the microphone as her body hits the ground. there is no thud. it is instead replaced by the honking of clown horns, presumably covering the ground. the body is still for a minute, her gore and brains splayed against the walls and ceiling before a crowbar hits the clock multiple times, destroying it.)) #gore #nsfw #cw-self-harm #cw-suicide #suicide https://file.garden/adRzxZ6hMw6EHCJc/IMG_2369.png
⌬So it turns out i don't have that much food left, in my food storage.. i'm pretty sure my lusus got into it and ate like half of the preserves!! really don't want to leave my hive this soon in the season.. going to have to figure out how he got into the cave first..⌬
needed to make a chittr to bitch about my first day on the job as a professional birthday clown. not even an hour into this gig and my brand new clown shoes got pissed on by the birthday boy himself!!!
don’t act like bro never got absolutely pissed in your box on wheels and pissed on your backseats hal >:b
you probably did something to deserve it.
sorry guys. dave made me homo phobic again. i've revoked my gay members card.
I still can't believe last night was real. Everything is sore, but I'm healing well enough. It's interesting to see which parts of my body decide to behave like cloth and stuffing and which choose to heal like flesh.
DO NOT SEND ME YOUR PITTY, I AM CRANKING MY HOG. #nafw
My neurons are permanently damaged. Dopamine must be earned.
why does everyone trust me with sad secrets.
finally i am tired of tryin to fix your plans im busy af
D:
top surgery pros: no tits happy top surgery con: vwill nevwer knowv the joy of hitting people vwith tits/smothering someone to death vwith em :/
yeah and im souoouoouoouo far behind im never gouonna see t.the mouoouon ૮(˶ㅠ︿ㅠ)ა
trying to find videos of these two in action. might not be possible. what a shame. https://i.postimg.cc/3RsrG8db/dookiedottie.gif
It's a hundred fucking degrees outside. Kill me.
sometimes i look in the mirror and think "what would jade do?" then i remember i *am* jade and i get really confused
im hungover and eating taco bell idk what the hell is going on
Im n0t even dating any eridans Im n0t fucking any eridans 0r s0lluxes f0r that matter Unchained very gener0usly called us a situati0nship but even then that's stretching it #nsfw
it.s so hot my water bottle has developed a taste.
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ok maybe drinking an entire liter of apple juice in one go was not a good idea. i shouldve learned my fucking lesson from the bar of chocolate yesterday dude fuuuckkkk
I see a vessel in the distance already. This quick in this other universe, too! Interesting........ Whelp, whoever's it is, sorry to say this, 8ut your day is a8out to suck like... 8× more. You'll 8e well acquainted 8y my gr8 friend when I come a8oard (forcefully), and his name is "Smith & Wesson". #PLUNDER-AND-PURGE
okay remember how i said i was gonna get that guys number? yeah he wasnt there thats aight we pull up tomorrow
They're taking me back to the pound again. One day I'll find my forever home.
i genuinely hate him so much. he knows how i am and he doesnt care. why would he care? what reason could he possibly have to give a shit about how i feel? why did i think that would ever be a thing? its my fault again. when is it not my fault?? i hope he has a great time talking to fucking loose lips over there. im sure his endless irritating rambling will make him the happiest guy on earth. he says so much but has nothing to say so he doesnt actually have to pay attention to any of it!!!
im a man of my word. smuppet doug posed up all nice. @tensionsTestified #nsfw #smuppetdougandfuzzball https://i.postimg.cc/BZdqMGTC/teach-ME-how-to-dougie.png
It's finally done. I'm going to sleep for at least a week before the other projects.
what are you even talking about dude
D sitting his useless ass on the couch and playing games all day. Got shit to do. Grown ass dude.
I lost my phone somewhere on my last hike and had to get a new one. :/
Hard to find out where the gore is meant to be in this pony food fight drawing I was told to make. But I’ll find a way. #gore
Me after rage quitting in among us.
Irony comes to me in the form of staged grievances of her own control. I'm impressed we managed to transform the word "healthy" from a descriptor into an insult. If you're feinding for targeted communication and the object of desire is holding up his one fucking arm, stained with your curse, why are you cat smacking it down and closing the proverbial door? You cannot please all the Gods. In fact, this kind is notorious for being insatiable.
What's 8rown and 8ad for your teeth? A 8ase8all 8at? Fuck no! It's 8lack tar heroine.
>>| .i may stood too long .under the sun .uhhh. #cw-too-much-under-the-sun #cw-most-shocking-content https://hive.beeb.trl/posts/img_061.png
I miss my ex. I can admit
(tw: #nsfw) G99d graci9us, d9n't listen t9 the juggal9s when they tell y9u it'll just 6e a "6it" 9f a stretch. I alm9st fucking died
im pretty sure i didnt even beg oh my god i just said it like WOW THIS FUCKING SUCKS oh my god oh my fucking god
⊹ t#ese w⟡rds d⟡n't make sense in t#is ⟡rder... ⊹
this is kinda outta left fucking field and i usually dont like to out myself like this but my shot got me feeling like a yowling cat fuck i need to get laid as pathetic as this shit sounds its a grueling experience thats usually just me feigning for a few days and vigorously beating my meat but im desperate waking up like im gasping for a breath of air only to be lambasted with that prickly downstairs sensation yall im living with horny vision everything looks curvaceous and sexy its trying to get my goat my fucking goat dawg #nsfw
Has anyone made a #fistingfriday appeal? I'd love to be fisted. #nsfw
i want to get high so i can get creative for my paludarium setup but last time the only great idea i had was 'there's yaoi in the spaces between words' #substances
are you being deadass?
get bent. you little fucking twerp.
man, my cat knocked over a cup of water and i had to use my towel to clean it up and the washers broke so i gotta go out to get em washed except i got shit to do today so i have to do it tomorrow i'm in hell fr
gonna fucking wreck this elder twink until he can't even walk. throw him into a wall and bust out his back while he's sobbing. fill him up to the brim with my cock and ram his prostate until he's pissing himself. #nsfw #nsfwe
snapped the wire on my braces again. need to add dentist to my list of 5 million appointments. fucker.
BTW that twink happens to be a me. dunno why he has to be a little bitch and pity my chitts. #selfcest
What if I become worse.
Just ate a pound of cheese in three minutes. #cheese
mm.....fine.
....o....w.........
Well now I look stupid.
In regards to my prior post i think i am also more than entitled to complain about the weirdos that are consistently in my inbox considering 4/5 of the responses ive got waiting around right now are WEIRD. Real loserish behavior to imply id be wrong for not particularly loving the attention. God forbid a man wanna have a normal conversation. #nsfw https://i.postimg.cc/tJwK9qn1/image.png
The current state of the Gray House's break room. What the hell.
Woke up to more verbal molestation via my google form. The things that go through some of your heads are honestly so interesting i cant even be all too mad about it. That being said... Ew. What in the everloving fuck does this mean????? #nsfw https://i.postimg.cc/HWqMf0cr/image.png
I've had my eyes gouged out while I was awake and extremely high but sticky food in my teeth is the worst experience on earth. #gore ish #substance
oh gog [Sara posted a picture! She is in the dungeon, and the room she is in contains a sliding block puzzle that is the definition of tedium] #saraSBURBsession
Well n0w i cant fr0lick in a l0ng dress thr0ugh the w00ds s0 n0w my days plans are ruined
I hate the weather t0day. Its raining but als0 s0 h0t that im sweating in my rainbreaker
(tw: #su6stance #iguess #myrecklessdecisi9nmaking) Sh9uldn't have sm9ked that shit where the fuck am I https://i.pinimg.c9m/736x/81/69/f3/8169f3ef4af9e27680d424369c667398.jpg
Sometimes i find myself jealous of his pitiful self loathing baloney. At least hes given the grace of hating himself. Ive got the misfortune of loving him like ive never loved anything before. Id give anything to hate him the way he does himself. Excuse my pathetic rambling ive had a lot on my mind all morning.
DAMN IT. I 8roke my fucking arm again!!!!!!!! I was trying to lower the anchor to my vessel and the damn chain caught it. Now if I try to move it, the input makes it WIG THE FUCK OUT! My fucking face! I need to rush to Equius to get this fixed. NOW.
i got so high one teim i thogt i wuz some fictional character in a webcomic #substance
Yeah. I could have said the f slur cause British people do that and I can reclaim it but I don't feel like getting banned.
Good morning I hate myself. Apologies I meant just morning.
yeah i dont think that would work.
Would anyone believe me if I said I believed in god.
vwanna tell that guy off for scarin my svweetheart but that guy is startin to scare me a bit too... help #wvagueposting
this is why i wasnt supposed to be getting high it triggers my paranoia. #substance
I didnt end up getting fucked up actually i just stared at the bottle for a good few minutes while repeatedly checking the time and have decided im not yet pathetic enough to get wasted at 12pm. #substance
I love my matesprit and I believe we have a very healthy relationship built on mutual respect and the knowledge I am going to be a little stupid about most things. That being said sometimes I do enjoy ragebaiting him for fun.
#wizard twink obliterated https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0d252442450d.jpg
It's actually pretty fucking hard being correct about everything all of the time.
There's a what rapidly approaching my location?
:33 < NYANASFYSANFASYFANYAMAEWO WMEHAYSD :33 < * the mighty huntress gets shot down by the twink canon * :33 < https://i.imgur.com/Z7iUw8v.png :33 < #nsfw
my fellow twinks it was an honor knowing you
I'm going to cull myself
We are recreating A/B/O.
SHUT YOUR MOUTH nobody cares
Don't put words in my mouth.
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff is fucking awesome, by the way.
man i was gonna post a lot more but then nobody knew about boowa and kwala and it kinda killed my whole vibe cmon fucking boowa and kwala you absolute rounded cubes
► ERROR: CRASH REPORT. JUNIOR.EXE IS NOT AVAILABLE. ◄
i hate him.