Myrdin Ocerus
@versimilarDivined
M^gic is re^l, "they" just don't you to know. Be mindful of who is listening friends
I h^ve been recently been m^de ^w^re of ^n exciting new cre^ture th^t m^y just ^ide in my quest to firmly prove wh^t I h^ve known to be re^l ^ll ^long. Th^t the ^rc^ne is not only re^l, but ^mong us ^ll! I will find this "Jersey Devil". Just need to figure out wh^t ex^ctly "Jersey" is, ^nd why it c^uses so m^ny unple^s^nt feelings to mount just s^ying it, like just the word itself conjures the ide^ of stepping into thick polluted smog.
I h^ve ^ query for the open minded. Do you believe in m^gic? Th^t there ^re some forces in this world beyond me^sur^ble ^nd expl^in^ble c^use?
It would be a privilege to not. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
The unde^d, ghosts, dr^gons th^t c^n blind souls in merely in their dre^ms, ^rc^ne spells- the l^tter one I h^ven't ^ctu^lly seen in my studies, but its more of ^ wishful thinking de^l. I'm sure you get my picture.
^n inspiring if perh^ps ble^k perspective. I will t^ke it. ^nything if it me^ns there is one more person looking deeper for ^nswers.
I ^m quite fond of hunting it turns out. Ironic considering I ^m ^ctu^lly ^ veget^ri^n, mostly due to t^ste more th^n ^nything else. They should m^ke competitive hide ^nd seek to ^ccommod^te my interests.
√(Hide and Seek: Extreme Sports Edition.)²
Yes! ^nd then I could fin^lly seek the most d^ngerous g^me of ^ll: Troll.
√(Yeah that happened to me. 2/10 experience tbh, wouldn't do it again.)²
Could be an Orphaner. My former planet has an opening.
H^s ^nyone re^d ^ny troll Br^ndon S^nderson? Underr^ted novels th^t I highly recommend to ^ny f^nt^sy lover such ^s myself.
Mraw! https://technoshock.net/data/files/random-images/mutie01.png
yooooooooooooooo yooooooooooooooooooooooo this is huge sup little buddy
^^i feel like some are keeping to their oWn species too much^^ ^^trolls should reach out to humans more! and Vice Versa!^^ ^^When else are You going to get the chance to be friendlY With an alien?^^ ^^in fact, i'll do so mYself right noW.^^^^
Y♋️u make a g♋️♋️d p♋️int!
i ain^ shy jus^ don^ wanna scar3 ^h3m away lol!
Hmm i reckon youre right. With that being said salutations my alien compadre!
^^WhY, hello! i'Ve seen a feW of You around, i think^^ ^^nice to see You!^^
🜂 | Are you sure that's such a swell idea? 🜂 | Humans have their struggles. us ours. isn't life it much simpler and sweeter when you don't have to stop and smell every rose?🌹🌹🌹 🜂 | You've got a good cranial slab on your shoulders. no sense in filling it with so many thoughts it rolls clean off, eh? what's the expression in business...'nugbones will roll'? 🜂 | Drawing too much attention to yourself is bad news, bad business, just bad all around! i'm gonna keep an eye on you...tentative follow. but that comes with terms and conditions. namely. you be smarter, not harder, about getting got by these human types. 🜂 | Just looking out for you! if i don't, who will? 🜂 | Clearly not you. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #NoFeePaleConsultation #WeArePrettyBookedThough 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
There h^s been unforeseen complic^tions in my l^test expedition to uncover the mysteries of the unknown, ^nd cr^sh l^nded my ^irship in this d^rk, ^lbeit enticingly ^tmospheric forest. I just know it w^s those d^mn f^ke birds f^ult this h^ppened. "They" ^re onto me.
^^sorrY, i onlY just saW this!^^ ^^Where are You? anY landmarks?^^ ^^i Will guide You^^
I've been w^ndering ^bout for quite ^ while ^nd I do see this delightful m^nor in the dist^nce from top of this bizz^rely smooth tree I've climbed.
#NSFW I s^t down too suddenly ^t the beginning of my shift ^t the libr^ry ^nd the ch^ir exploded into ^ million sh^rds of wood. Perh^ps this is ^n even more h^z^rdous work sp^ce th^n orgin^lly thought.
Sh^dow Dropper rese^rch h^s been sh^mefully unsuccessful. If ^nyone could give tips on c^pturing live (unde^d) specimen for study, th^t would be much ^ppreci^ted. #WhyDoTheyKeepExploding?
It ^ppe^rs I will need to m^ke ^n ^ppe^r^nce ^t something the hip l^ds refer to ^s ^ "R^ve" for next trek in the se^rch for truth. Wh^t is ^ppropri^te ^ttire for such ^ setting, need I bring the form^l bow tie or should I use the l^id b^ck ^nd rel^xed bolo?
I h^ve just been informed there w^s ^ secret g^mbling ring in the b^ck of the libr^ry I work ^t. I should be more upset, but I'm honestly more impressed ^t how so m^ny people lost their hive, lusus ^nd girl to ^ f^iled p^rley while rem^ining completely silent. #G^meRecognizesG^me
Some might believe I would f^ncy ^ cre^ture of myth ^s my f^vorite be^st, however I think my f^vorite would ^ctu^lly be the noble ^nd ^dor^ble fox.
I ^m putting together ^n elite te^m to w^nder the deep ^nd terrifyingly empty forests of Troll Ohio. Our t^rget sh^ll be the elusive ^nd cruel cre^ture known ^s "Bigfoot". M^ny c^ll him fiction^l ^nd the t^lk of grubs, but m^ke no mist^ke. The d^nger he poses to us ^ll is quite re^l. ^nd I WILL get my ^nswers reg^rding the m^n on the moon one w^y or ^nother. #BigFootIsRe^l #MoreLikeBitchFoot
Sad to let you know, but when Nietzsche killed God in the 1870s, His corpse fell on and suffocated Bigfoot. Troll Bigfoot might still be alive though.
Don't be ridiculous, everyone in the proper inform^tion^l ch^nnels know "God" is nothing more th^n ^ bizz^rely misogynistic computer sh^ped like ^ cueb^ll. How could such ^ thing possibly suffoc^te ^nyone? Do not let this stop your se^rch for truth, you simply must look deeper.
I h^ve ^cquired my first follower. Most excellent news indeed, perh^ps I ^m not ^lone in my quest for the truth.
You m^y not believe my mess^ge, but I bring gr^ve tidings ^nd ^ w^rning ^ll the s^me. The so c^lled fe^thered be^sts by the public m^ll ^re not be^st ^t ^ll, but custom cr^fted drones m^de by ^ perverted voyeur clown. So perh^ps move the PD^ elsewhere. #birds^ren'tre^l
So The Birds Are Fake Is What Youre Saying
^^i kneW those birds Were strange, no feathered beast has eVer resisted mY treats before.....^^ ^^#thebirdsspecificsllYaroundthemallaren'treal!^^
I Am Sorry But You Seem To Have Been Sorely Mislead About The Nature Of These Faux Fowl