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*tzzk* Ah. So it is a title/role. Not a specie. Understood. *sskh*

Noth|ng Qu|te L|ke Wak|ng Up To A Parlay H|tt|ng. |ts Proof That Wh|le To The Average Fool Gambl|ng |s An Add|ct|on, But To Ptolmy Kanast, Duke Of The Derby, |t |s Noth|ng More Than Another Honed Sk|ll |n H|s Arsenal.

Happy 8/8.

Wowza!! My starter word for Wordle was really lucky! Wordle 1,878 2/6 🟩🟨🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Anonymous Asked: We Know You Don't L|ke Cheat|ng At Ch|ldren's Card Games, But What About Underhanded Tact|cs |n General? Well Th|s |s A M|ldly More Complex Quest|on. |f |t's For The Sake Of Forc|ng Some Sn|vel|ng Dork "hero" To Face Me |n A Proper Duel And G|ve The|r All, Rather Than Hold Back For Some |nane Reason, | Wouldn't Be Aga|nst Hold|ng The|r Lusus' Pr|zed Card Hostage Or Someth|ng Along Those L|nes To Make That Duel Happen. But Most Other Contexts? |t's Not Part|cularly My Brand.

D --> Also for defense against supernatural beings a STRONG threshold is advised D --> You are all aware of how many vampire legends speak of them not being able to enter a home without invitation D --> This is the natural defense of your home in action D --> It is essentially formed by the feeling of or faith in the safety and security you have in your home D --> Not just physically but emotionally and spirit001y D --> The more it feels like it is your home, where you are safe, the STRONGER it becomes D --> And the more people there who feel that way the better, a home with many happy people living there is very STRONG D --> These feelings essentially make the home sanctified in a way which repels things that are considered unsanctified D --> It is also advised to mark entry points with iron or silver trimmings for additional prot%ion D --> Failing that you can line them with things like salt or goofer dust though this won't keep anything very STRONG out on its own

We As A Commun|ty Should Br|ng Back Laser Tag To The Glor|ous Peaks |t Once Had. | Only Get A Decent Challenge To My Prowess When | Host The Kanasta Corp Games And See Wh|ch Employees Get Tr|pled |ncome That Per|gree.
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ I should post here more. Once in a blue moon, I forget I have an account. Then I am summoned by horse posting. ༶•┈┈⛧┈♛

D --> I wish there was 6 more horse badges so I could have a row of 7 horse badges

၄⋆၃ i agree then again all of the xharaxters in the series were so intriguing and fasxinating

Rem|nd|ng The Local Youth Just Who Has The Super|or Techn|que |n Tether Ball |s L|ke Tak|ng Candy From A Grub. Mostly Because That's Exactly What |'m Do|ng. |f Those Ankle B|t|ng L|ttle P|ssants Want A Sn|ckers Bar, They'll Have To Learn To Br|ng The|r A-game.

| Bel|eve |t T|me To Make A Formal Post About The Great M|n|ons That Enact The B|dd|ng Of The Future K|ng Of Games: The Calam|tous Beast K|ng Quartet. Sagg| The Dark Em|nence D|sukumaru The Sh|n|ng Arsenal Roland Of The Peerless |ntellect M|stumata No Oroch| Of The Endless Maws Aka Hydradad Wh|le | Take All Challengers, And | Always F|ght Us|ng The Complete Bounds Of Ab|l|t|es |n The Moment, |f You W|sh To See The Full Scope Of My Ab|l|t|es, You Must Face Me |n The Presence Of These M|ghty L|eutenants. Or Really Just D|sukumaru, Due To H|m Be|ng My Actual Pr|mary Means Of Duel|ng.

Scrabble.
Now listening to - I'm the Slime - Frank Zappa
maplehoof dream of appels 🐴🎀💕💕💕💕 and galloping 🐴🎀😁😁😁😁

Bakugan |s A Game That |s More Style Than Substance, But That |sn't |nherently A Bad Th|ng. Many Of The Greats |n The Past Have Succeeded |n L|fe W|th Aura Alone.

Anoymous Asked: Strangest Guy You Have Ever Fought? Strange |s H|ghly Subject|ve. But | Would Say One Of The More Queer Opponents |'ve Faced Was An |nd|v|dual Who Cla|med To Have "d|no Dna" As |f That |mproved The|r Ab|l|t|es At Card Games? |t Actually D|d Somehow. Not Really Sure On The Log|c There Though.

i want him https://i.redd.it/w5da301li4651.gif

Anonymous Asks: How Do You F|ght When You're Scared? To Duel, You Do Not Erase Fear, But |nstead Use Your Fear As A Tool To |nst|nct|vely Defend. We Have |t For Good Reason. The Day You Stop Be|ng Scared |s A S|gn You Are Grow|ng Overconf|dent, And You'll L|kely Be |n The Grave Soon. Just Try To Understand That Wh|le Fear |s Useful, |t |s Not Your Master, |t |s An Adv|sor At Best.

When The Conversat|on Of Ka|ju Vs G|ant Robot Comes Up, | Want |t To Be Known That Ptolmy Kanast W|ll Always Stand W|th Ka|ju. Nature |s Just Super|or. But That Be|ng Sa|d, G|ant Robots Have A Fondness |n My Pusher As Well. So Real Steel Was The Best Troll Hugh Jackman Mov|e As A Result Of That.

Anonymous Asked: What |s Your Lusus. Th|s |s Not An |nqu|ry About Games Or |mprov|ng Your Capab|l|t|es As A Duel|st. Do Better. But | Can Answer Regardless. My Lusus |s Hydradad, The M|ghty Beast You See On My Header. An Errat|c Guard|an, But One That | Can Always Have Fa|th |n To Cause Very Expens|ve Publ|c Property Damage.

Contrary To What You M|ght Except From My |lk, | Do L|sten To More Than Eastern Beforan Cartoon Ost. Even |f They Are Usually Excellent P|eces Of Mus|c. |n Fact, | Am Qu|te The Fan Of Steely Dan. Th|s Song |n Part|cular | Feel A K|nsh|p W|th.
Thanks to Myrdin, I may have a lead. So before I try and get some shuteye. Chucklevoodoos. Uncharted territory for me but it's believed that using one may help. What am I looking for, or how do I get my hands on one? Furthermore, how does one use a chucklevoodoo? Searching online gives me nothing but cryptic corrupted text documents hosted on defunct wayback machine pages so I do think I have to ask.

Jo|n Our Monopoly Duel. Syl|nk And Error Are Present.

| Have Been Conv|nced. Some Of You Meager Peons Requ|re Ass|stance To Reach Your Full Ab|l|t|es, And |f |t |s So Requ|red |n Order To Have Future R|vals To Hone My Sk|lls Aga|nst, Very Well. Ask Away.

do you believe in magic
⋆✴︎˚。⋆ * The Wizard Once Returns With A Post, For He Seems To Find Some Trouble In Getting Used To Such A Format Of Conversation. Busied With His Studies And Duties Of His Own, Coming Back To The Communication Hub Known As " Chittr" He Approaches His Friends Once More With A Solid Bow Of His Head Before Setting His Staff Against The Ground. With A Sparkle Of Magics It Remains Upright, His Hands Removing From The Staff Altogether Just So He Can Lean His Body Into It For A More Comfortable And " Chill" Vibe.* Greetings Anew, Mine Esteemed Companions! As One Ever Thirsting For The Mysteries Of The Arcane, I Have Wrought This Vessel To Seek Out Beings Of Diverse Realms And Glean Their Wisdom. Prithee, Disclose What Endeavors Occupy Thee On This Most Exquisite Eve Of Revelry? I Inquire Thus To Partake In Humble Discourse.
⋆✴︎˚。⋆ Verily, I Am A Mage, A Most Skilled Sorcerer Indeed! * The Wizard Gives A Tap Of His Staff To The Ground, Not As A Show Of Magic For The Wizard Is Most Mysterious Indeed, But As Mere Show Of Proof To The Magical Staff Upon His Person.* Dost Thou Require Demonstration?
⋆✴︎˚。⋆ * The Wizard Finds Himself Appearing In Front Of Such A Grand Communications Hub. Quite Unsure How He Has Managed His Way All The Way Here, He Does Not Grow Uneasy Nor Does He Fret. The Wizard Welcomes This New Venue With An Adjust Of His Broad Hat Rim, Eager For The Challenges That Surely Shall Arise On This New Adventure Of His Into This So Called “ Chittr.” * By Mine Own Beard, What Have I Stumbled Upon? Oh How Rude! I Must Present My Person Unto Thee. Hail Newfound Companions And Kinsmen; I Am The Wizard!

Should | Make An Ama? | F|eld Quest|ons |n My Day To Day Regardless, But |f The Dredges Of Ch|ttr Are Worthy Of My Duel|st Adv|ce |s Another Quest|on Ent|rely.
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| Have Been Asked |n The Past, How Do | Have A V|olent M|sdemeanor |n My H|story Desp|te L|v|ng On A Peaceful Planet L|ke Beforus? Clearly, They Must Have A M|sconcept|on Of L|fe |tself. to L|ve |s To F|ght. To Talk, |s To Enact V|olence. Th|s |s An |nev|table Aspect Of Be|ng Apart Of A Soc|ety. also That Man Had |t Com|ng. | Was 5 Sweeps, And He Was Genu|nely Try|ng To Take That D|scounted Grubloaf From Me |n The Grocery.

PLEA§E §OMEBODY PROTECT THE PONIE§ I'M BEGGING Y'ALL THI§ I§ LITERALLY THE FIR§T TIME IN MY LIFE WHEN I'VE EVER BEGGED §OMEONE.

Ma|nta|n|ng Aura |s A Mandated Requ|rement For All H|gh Rank|ng Kanasta Corp Employees. The Lowly Everymen Can Just Be Everymen, But To Be Head Of Any Department Means You Should Know Better Than To Embarrass My Name.

Another N|ght, Another V|ctory For Ptolmy Kanast. Peon Thought They Could Best Me |n A Nam|ng Women Contest. They Couldn't Even Remember Troll Whoop| Goldberg, That Sl|me.

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D --> Monster of the day was this giant living whale skeleton that kept lighting fishing ships ablaze and killing everyone aboard D --> You don't see many monsters like that D --> An ocean monster with fire abilities
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I am homies with princess Celestia (∩`-´)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚

https://forms.gle/x4TxK9MCvd3betJ57 QUESTION: Legally, this is purely a hypothetical, but do you think you could assist in the creation of life ala frankenstein or rocky horror? Someone stitches together the perfect hunky man and you zap them with life aspect? Or does it not work like that? ANSWER: FANTASTIC inquiry. I've had my own curiosities on the matter. It's my inclination to say that my own tether to the raw forces of Life is more straightforward and less transformative, but who knows! If you have yourself a flesh-mosaic which needs jolting, reach out to me by DM and I'll consider.

Just Had A Meet|ng W|th R&d About The |ncreased Potent|al Of The Flapstract|on Sparr|ng Network, And There's Been Good News. Soon You'll Be Able To Have Sp|ne T|ngl|ngly |ntense Battles W|th R|vals All Over The Cosmos From The Comfort Of Your Own H|ve. Unfortunately, Legal Has Been Qu|te Staunch About No "you D|e |n The Game You D|e |n Real L|fe" Tw|sts, But Hopefully The Graph|cs Should Make Up For Such L|m|tat|ons.
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Once Aga|n, | Have Conquered Erad|cate The Ed|f|ce 2 And Ascended To Yet Greater D|ff|cult|es. As Expected Of Ptolmy Kanast, Ceo Of Kanasta Corp. There |s No Card Based Game My Sk|lls Can Not S|mply Conquer.

Words Have Fa|led To Pa|nt A Proper P|cture To Assess The Talent Of Th|s Dung Heap. But Words Can Only Take People So Far. There's Only One Place That G|ve You The Answers. The Heat Of Battle. Now Come Forth And Face Me |n A True Arena. legally D|st|nct Monopoly https://r|chup.|o/room/9xx8a

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Ƹ 🌂 > DARK ARMY ROLL CALL!!!!! My comrades…The Dark One’s shadowed legion of DARKNESS… ANSWER THE CALL!!!! Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > @obliqueDetourer Are you joining the Dark Army or are you simply going to LURK like a shadow… Ʒ
Ɏ mostly medicina-a-al i'm not sma-a-art enough to know if flowers ca-a-an a-a-align your cha-a-akra-a-as or wha-a-atever. just tha-a-at some a-a-are good for hea-a-aling a-a-and some a-a-are good for vibes & such Ɏ
Ɏ i a-a-am spending the night #orga-a-anizing my #herbs. things a-a-alwa-a-ays sta-a-art getting rowdier this time of sweep so there is grea-a-ater need for poultices a-a-and elixirs a-a-and such #substa-a-ances Ɏ
The warped, the mad, the obsessive, the intuitive. Mixing, spiraling, diluting, the pollution of Your being. Repeated introspection leads to further frustration. To know You are wrong, and to know that to be wrong is foundational to Yourself. To feel disgust at Your role in the story, and at Your enjoyment in fulfilling It. They all want to get closer. They're not following the script. It's getting underneath Your skin. Nothing is happening the way It's supposed to. The show will be cancelled. You need an editor. There will have to be redactions. The most important saying in the writer's toolkit. Kill Your darlings. https://file.garden/aer6PKe9Ula7v4tw/Lalilujann.png
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart really slaps for a name.

we dont know.. its a curse we ..think

ummhgm.. we're kind of a fusio..n.. of my lusus and i

right now is a good moment for.. SCREEEECHHH SCREEECH (๑`^´๑)
owo Nyat really :3 but I’ve been around a long long time and seen plenty of supernatural stuff. You watch enough undead over the sweeps and you learn to differentiate between the common and rare types of zombie, rainbow drinker, and shadow dropper or sometimes shifter as they’re also called! uwu
owo Yaaaaa but shadow droppers can be unstable. Especially ones who didn’t have a good grip on their forms in life! So their cells remain fucky in death! uwu
owo Oh sure! That’ll help! But careful your samples don’t decay into goop… uwu

b4rmy l0af XD

D --> Sorry I've been quiet I've been hard at work on drafting ideas and magic for the various work orders I received D --> Feel free to submit more here https://forms.gle/X5REERVuEJ4ip2TX9 D --> It may take me a little bit to get to yours though
<3 ((Artist: goticamarey @ tumblr)) https://i.imgur.com/d5Z8TVY.png
^^oh, lusus posting! sWeet!!^^ [A picture of Aliyah mid-laugh as they're picked up by the scarf in their lusus' jaws. It seems to be a large fox-like creature with two heads- the head holding them has a frantic look in its eyes, while the other glances over with a much more level expression.]

thiz z0undz very zimi1ar t0 @naughtytechnician perhapz h00ved 1uzii are zmarter than we give them credit f0r.

a quezti0n. did tr011z here have a 1uzuz that c00ked f0r them 0r did y0u juzt eat what they ate and had 0 h0pe y0u w0u1d be 0kay?

it backfired & now im gay too #wizardposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/189080d6b4eb.jpg
BATTER UP < THIS IS A LEGAL AND VERY HIGHLY LAUDED PLAY IN SLAUGHTER SPHERE CALLED "RETURN TO SENDER". AS THE PITCHER IS NOW DEAD, DOUBLE POINTS ARE ACTIVE. SO, OF COURSE, I HAUL MY FUCKING ASS AROUND THE BASES. IN ADDITION, MORALLY I AM WINNING BECAUSE PITCHING IS EVIL AND WRONG. A FOOL'S ERRAND TO THROW A BALL TOWARDS ME. THANKS FOR THE QUESTION. > HOMERUN
BATTER UP < FUN SLAUGHTER SPHERE FACT: EVERY BALL WILL GET WHAT IT FUCKING DESERVES. > HOMERUN

dude or babe?

↘️guh.↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a411500e9e97.gif
WHO UP MENTALLY TORMENTING AMATEUR FILM STUDENTS?
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One has many ENEMIES... but it is never DIFFICULT to defeat them!! MUAHA!! Ʒ
<Best friend, because wh0 has the fucking time f0r a11 the headache 0f being an actua1 ru1er? N0 thanks>
I will never use the ‘hate’ react on somebody’s message. Hate is an illness that warps the soul, but forgiveness is the medicine that soothes it.

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H3LL Y34H! >:]

TOOTHL3SS 1S SO CUT3!
>>>(The) sole glue (That) binds (You) together is a shared goal >>>(An) objective carried between the (You) now and the (You) then, or to be >>>(Nothing) but tasks to finish >>>(Programs) that terminate upon completion >>>((You)) only die when (You) stop wanting...

D --> What is everyone's favourite subgenre of movie D --> Not genre in general because that is too nonspecific D --> For instance instead of horror maybe found footage or slashers or ghost movies D --> That sort of thing

D --> Hi, I'm Equius D --> You may know me from tumblr D --> I have ascended to godtier and now live on a version of Earth with one of my matesprits D --> I spend my time smithing/engineering and hunting down monsters D --> I use my god powers to void away my sweat D --> And I am very buff but I am generally ok at controlling it now D --> That really about sums me up I think D --> I will post a normal selfie this time #zahhakvisage https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/360c103d4c63.png
okay so jack and i are about to watch beast wars again as soon as i can remember what episode we were on i might let people join IF you guys can behave

Clank. Beep. Boop. These are silly robot noises.
H𝒆h thank you, th𝑰s on𝒆's b𝒆𝒆n on 𝑴y to do l𝑰st for far too long ☼
Noth𝑰ng l𝑰k𝒆 𝒆nd𝑰ng a day w𝑰th so𝑴𝒆 d𝒆cal t𝑰𝑴𝒆, 𝑰t's so r𝒆lax𝑰ng ᕙ( ~ . ~ )ᕗ https://𝑰.gyazo.co𝑴/dab0844𝒆8b1b1461𝒆867d61684𝒆15𝒆73.png ☼

Goodnight valued constituents. Goodnight Cabinet. Goodnight life-size cutout of Broseph. Goodnight framed photograph of my Secretary of Defense. Goodnight Broseph. Goodnight those off planet. Goodnight th
May8e sometime I will get to hear those fins flap flap flapping........ #vaguepost
okay got my daily transformers nerdiness out of my system maybe… :P
ahem… AMAZING A BOOBY TRAP THAT ACTUALLY CATCHES BOOBIES
a quote by optimus fucking prime
kill cheetor marry dinobot aaaaand to i have to do arachnid i feel like that is a bad idea?
[Outside the venue, the camera closes in on Junoia. She is sittng.. more so squating on the edge of a curb with a lit clown cigar in one hand her palmhusk in another. It would seem that she was in the middle of a call with someone titled "💛 ?" on the screen until the shuffling of the cameraman alerted her to their presence. With an unceremonious "Hang on, I will call you back," Junoia pocketed her palmhusk and directed her attention to the camera, taking one last, long drag form the cigar before snubbing the lit end on the ground.] "What. I§ that really all you came out here for? To a§k me for my opinion?" [The camera shakes up and down.] "Alright, fine I §uppose," Junoia said, briefly pausing to consider the question. "It i§ my fir§t time partaking in an event like thi§, §o I §uppose it was briefly daunting. Empha§i§ on the briefly. I have made my di§h for my§elf far too many time§ to count to be he§itant on it§ completion. I truly only made it for one other recently who §eemed to quite enjoy it. A "no-brainer" if you will." "The other conte§tant§? Hm. There wa§ no way that green-themed human did that with any kind of legitimate po§itive outcome expectation. Unle§§ he did. Then it §peak§ volume§ about hi§ mental capacity. The bone marrow looked nice. §imilarly for the di§h that won, and at lea§t a couple other§. Unfortunate that Chef Godeux reacted like that. Wrothe. Eugh. Whatever." "Ye§, that will be all I intend to §ay on the matter. Now leave me with thi§ cigar if you know what i§ be§t for you." #AngelsNutritionblock #Confessional @acquittalTort
i may still be iffy about beast wars but if nothing else its hard not to enjoy it purely for the YESSSSS~

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wh0 wants t0 play super 3d n0ah's ark with me? 0u0
Goodnight dearest chittr. I shall return come morning.

↘️in which case, yes.↘️ ↗️PERSONAL EXPERIENCES DICTATE THAT THEY ARE EXTREMELY RAMBUNCTIOUS.↗️ ↘️intensely physically hardy.↘️ ↗️POSSIBLY THE MOST ANNOYING THING TO FACE.↗️
elvis is the lamest motherfucker i have ever heard in my life but i'm telling you guys you gotta get onto troll elvis it's some seriously groundbreaking experimental shit

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ii don't thiink a person who searches for the truth could ever be a fool
BITXHXT I'M BACK OUT MY COMA TELL ME YOUR FAVE #ZPELL IN THE REPLIEZ IT WON'T BE COOLER THAN BLOOD EXPLOZION BUT I WANNA KNOW WHAT KINDA ZHIXT GETZ PEONZ GOING #MAGICMONDAY
BOY OH BOY, THOSE LITTLE FELLAS SURE ARE GETTING AROUND! …HEY. HEY OVER HERE. THAT LOCK. YEAH YOU. NO, LOOK. JUST A LITTLE- OH COME ON IT’S RIGHT THERE! #GAMBYEVENT
#gambyevent [ooc: stupid minor event if you want to post about it for fun, posted ooc to avoid quirk] [As Nepeta commands and demands, Gamby does! Tiny little Gamby's flood all over the various timelines; they're very tiny and running around, touching everything. THE LIL GUY IS EVERYWHERE. OH, THERE ARE SO MANY GAMBY'S SO MANY. HOW DID THEY GET EVERYWHERE! Oh, things are different colors, things have clown noses! OH no, so much weird stuff is happening so quickly!! CHAOS CHAOS so much Gamby chaos! It's over as quickly as it started! There are rubber ducks everywhere now, though.

D --> I would like a distraction would anyone like a song selected for them
⚜IN A WORLD FULL OF THOSE WHO PRAISE INSECTS, THOU SHALL BEAR THE BURDEN OF UPLIFTING A MOST WORTHY BEAST: THE MIGHTY PANGOLIN #FRIDAYNGOLIN https://www.fauna-flora.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/AdobeStock_246102033_cropped-2-scaled.jpeg⚜⁀➴
⚜MIADENS NAY DREAD FOR HER SAFETY WHEN I AM NIGH, LEST THE FOES SHALL TASTE THE STEEL HIDDEN WITHIN MY SCABBARD. HUZZAH.⚜⁀➴
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“You are a wonderful creation. You know more than you think you know, just as you know less than you want to know.” *Excerpt from The Picture Of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
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Happy birthday, dork. https://i.imgur.com/5tq41jK.png

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Horse palace.
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i think ive worn a path in the carpet by running in circles i might have a problem
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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ iF PeŌōŌōŌpLe dEsIrE PōŌōŌōS7S... i cŌōŌōŌuLd pŌōŌōŌs7 MōŌōŌōRe? I DōŌōŌō nŌōŌōŌ7 wIsH 7ōŌōŌō pLaGuE YōŌōŌōU AlL 7ōŌōŌōŌōŌōŌ MuCh......
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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ 7HeY WiLl wAlK AmŌōŌōŌnG Us aNd cLaIm lIvEs iN 7hE NaMe ōŌōŌōF JōŌōŌōCuLaRi7y...
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ 7HeRe aRe 7ImEs 7Ha7 My hŌōŌōŌrNs aRe... UnWiElDy aNd uNnEsSeSaRiLy dIfFiCuL7...
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ dIgGiNg 7HrŌōŌōŌuGh 7He cLu77Er ōŌōŌōF My... Li77Le bAa bEaS7S, i fŌōŌōŌuNd a cAmErA As yŌōŌōŌu cAn sEe... PeRhApS I ShAlL DōŌōŌōCuMeN7 mY DaYs....
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ yŌōŌōŌu aRe mŌōŌōŌs7 WeLcŌōŌōŌmE. i aM FōŌōŌōNd ōŌōŌōF 7hEm 7HōŌōŌōUgH 7hEy rEaC7 ōŌōŌōNlY In fEaR...
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i kNōŌōŌōW NōŌōŌō7 I7S PrŌōŌōŌpEr nAmE,Bu7 I HaVe bEeN CaLlInG I7 a qUiL7Ed dIgFiEnD...
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ 7HeRe iS BeAu7y iN 7hE SuFfErInG, 7He 7ErRōŌōŌōR CaN Be sŌōŌōŌ... bEwI7ChInG...
[PHOTO: a dark, grainy image of some small, rotund creature covered in fur and spikes, long shovel like claws held up in aggression.]
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ iF I KnEw hŌōŌōŌw, I WōŌōŌōUlD NeVeR Le7 GōŌōŌō...
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boatta watch a #brawl between hunknubs and a purrbeast human im bettin my $$$ on nubs but if she can get some a that shirt ripped off him ill give her $$$ too you kno what im sayin #uptop #downlow #tooslow #gotyoass

𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 So many ravenous entities around here, and I never wish to be left out of these trends so I shall oblige you all with a fine pair of tits. #nsfw #suggestive #tits #cyanistescaeruleus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/693165f5a0e2.jpg 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ a vIsI7ŌōŌōŌr 7ŌōŌōŌ 7hE LaNd hAs lEf7. gŌōŌōŌōŌōŌōD. 7HeY WiLl sUrViVe...
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i7 Is a bLeSsEd gIf7....
Just you wait, I have an ex(ellent trra(k rre(orr/) with these prroje(ts! Thankfully this is a prrivate prroje(t an/) not (lient worrk, thus prrote(te/) frrom (ommerr(ialization an/) sharring via ex(lusivity (ontrra(ts! Let's keep in tou(h C:C
Ok, worrk on the superr potent soporr slime (rritterr (ontinues. I will su((ee/) at making a new rrevolutionarry sourr(e of soporr forr the popula(e!
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i hAvE BeEn fŌōŌōŌrAgInG In 7He cAvErNs hErE. i7 Is mŌōŌōŌs7 PeAcEfUl. I CaN NōŌōŌō7 ImAgInE WhY I WōŌōŌōUlD EvEr lEaVe...
Moirrail: Arre you on Chittrr again? Me, furriously tabbing out of Chittrr: Uhhhhh maybe? Moirrail: */)eep sigh*
YES! I ha/) a brreakthrrough an/) (hange/) the geneti( (o/)e enough that I'll be making a prrototype of my (rritterr to test tomorrrrow! This is why it is imporrtant to take brreaks an/) then (ome ba(k to the worrk!
Librrarrystems an/) bookstorres (an be brrutal pla(es!

someone just told me its weird that i wear collars... is it really that weird?? i wear it because my lusus does >X3
I continue to t)(rive and strive for kindness! May everyone )(ave a gentle morning and a relieving evening 38D
I can see it having some basis in rea/ity at /east. With a suitab/y /arge vanishgourd, you can just s/ap some whee/s on that fucker and start driving.
< ){ i think today is a sparkly dress kind of day...! }( >
< ){ ah, its fine!! getting things delivered to the caverns is a huge pain anyway... !>x>! }( >
< ){ this is, uh, unfortunately very relatable... but we, um, just take care of everything amongst ourselves down here...! }( >
Oooh You Should Look Into Some Demonology Shit! I Was Into The Supernatural When I Was Younger, Even Checked Into Wiccan Stuff For Awhile.
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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ iF YōŌōŌōU MeAn 7HeY ArE ŌōŌōŌf a nŌōŌōŌn-mŌōŌōŌr7aL En7i7iEs, 7hEy aRe. Bu7 I WōŌōŌōUlD NōŌōŌō7 SuGgEs7 In7eRvIeW AnD S7UdY. jUs7 LiS7En fŌōŌōŌr 7HeIr jŌōŌōŌcUlAr wŌōŌōŌrDs, If yŌōŌōŌu 7Ry yŌōŌōŌu mIgH7 hEaR 7hEm aS WeLl...
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i wIlL WeAvE 7hEsE WhIsPeRs ōŌōŌōN My lŌōŌōŌōŌōŌōM, cRaF7 a 7ApEs7rY ŌōŌōŌf eLeGaNcE AnD NiGh7mArEs...
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Maplehoof loves to gallop 🐎 eat apples 🍎 and love her friends 🐴😁🩷

cønsøle.løg("real talk why are peøple hørny pøsting øn main when they cøuld be talking abøut røbøtics in their hørny pøsting");
Of course magic is real, many of my companions cast spells all the time. \

beetle extra official. i am. now. officially. chief entity of entomology. on mr. trollbama's. team. https://i.redd.it/g2zqa0obcv1g1.jpeg #thatsmypresident #beetleweek
OH GOG 1T HURTS TH4T L3MON4D3 FUCK3D M3 UP
https://preview.redd.it/nanna-edits-over-pin-ups-not-porn-but-it-is-pin-ups-so-v0-3i65tovbdxog1.jpg?width=1012&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b767fcfdec969c435350604513ed1f0463526f9 How naughty! Hoo hoo hoo! This image was uploaded by u/t4n3l1 on r/nannaspritefuckers (very inappropiate name! they should change it!)
Mraw! https://technoshock.net/data/files/random-images/mutie01.png
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy, living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the hive, half a block down the street from Jerrie's Bait Shop- (You know the place!) Well, anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy! Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning my lusus would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast! Daww, big bowl of sauerkraut! Every single mornin'... It was driving me crazy! I said to my lusus, said, "Hey, lusus, what's up with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet lusus, she just looked at me like a moobeast looks at an oncoming train! And she leaned right down next to me... and she said, "It's good for you!" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth! And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was 11 sweeps! That's when I swore that somenight, somenight I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place.. where the moon is always crescent and the air smells like warm death.. and the corpses are oh so rotting, where the clowns and the priests play their games all cycle long. And anyone on the street will gladly cull anyone for a caegar... Wacka-wacka-doo-doo, yea! Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true... because the very next night, a local radio station had this contest where you had to guess the number of lives The Manntrap had taken, I was off by two but I still won a grand prize! And that was a one-way guarantee to... The Alpocalypse! Ya, the Alpocalypse! #PartOne #HarbingersofTheAlpocalypse.
Are you a collector of occult oddities? Well do I have an item for YOU!! I have recently come into possession of a cultist’s grimoire!! I’ll be privately selling on site so dm me if you’re interested, pricing starts at 500 Caeger!!

WELL A PROMISE IS A PROMISE!! FEAST YOUR EYES ON MY TASTEFUL PHOTOS!!! #NSFW https://i.imgur.com/mCdmULp.png
^^// #tW corpses, #Venting i found a poor jadeblood all burnt up :( thankfullY i had enough treasures on hand for their marker (crescent-shaped fruit to represent the moon, old Waterskin, Writing stick for Wisdom), and the gizzardbeasts ate Well^^ ^^i neVer kneW You, mY friend, but i am glad You are part of the cYcle again.^^
DON'T ASK WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE HEDGEHOG. I LOST MY WRECKING BALL AND MY EGGMOBILE IS DENTED. I WILL TAKE MY CONQUEST DEEPER INTO THE ISLAND. PERHAPS I CAN HARNESS GEOTHERMAL ENERGY FROM THE LAVA POOLS IN THE NEXT ZONE.
SUCH A PRECIOUS LOOKING ROBOT. WHO WOULD BUILD SOMETHING SO WONDERFUL??? CAN YOU FIGHT HEDGEHOGS???




















































