♦ pitied by @versimilarDivined
*tzzk* I am not large. I cannot handle seconds. I am much smaller than everyone here. *sskh*
*tzzk* Question. Urgent. Does the sun on the troll homeplanet(s?) burn other beings or just trolls. Please respond quickly. *sskh*
I haVe gotten my braces tightened. The orthodontist inquired about what colors I wanted for the bands, and suggested I step away from the Crocker red for once. I imagine he is trying to be supportiVe of caste pride and wished to come across as informed. I don't haVe the time to eckspress my Views on how firmly the jade caste in particular bockses in young, enterprising trolls of said caste, so I decided to go with the Creator Color Package this time. It looks like a friggin cereal mascot blew its load in my fangs. >:/ #NSFW
(◕ ᴥ ◕) i guneed to take my own advice…
^^a lot of them, reallY...^^ ^^are tsukumogami malicious creatures? or could theY be friendlY if theY Were treasured and taken care of?^^
There's something fund★ment★lly wrong with me th★t I don't know if I c★n ever fi⚔.
I still can't find an exit to this place. looks cool, though. #gamzeecollab
^^i could be tempted bY a lot, honestlY^^ ^^._.^^
^^i...^^ ^%think i knoW the feeling.^^ ^^:(^^
The body cares not for respect. When it has to go it has to go.
^^i think i messed up a conVersation that Was going prettY Well...^^ ^^theY had gotten something Wrong and i tried to politelY correct them, but i guess i Went on a little too long.^^ ^^because theY looked at me funnY afterWards. ._.^^ ^^i Was just trYing to help...^^
^^#Vent^^ ^^i knoW theY saY to neVer trust hoW You feel about Your life at daWn^^ ^^but do You eVer feel Your existence is pointless?^^ ^^that's Where i'm at, essentiallY.^^
MISSION LOG :// I still remember the moment he realized I wouldn't go with him. Had I been a weaker bot I believe that, maybe in another life, I would have taken his side. I would have allowed my anger to cloud what I knew was right, what was best for the future of Cybertron, and fallen down the darkest path. The thought of who I could have been keeps me awake at night.𒄆
After Learn|ng More About The Most Excellent Game Of Slaughter Sphere, | Am Cont|nually D|sappo|nted By The Dw|ndl|ng Appeal Of The Beforan Counterpart To The Sport. sure, |ts A Game, So | Would Always Respect Be|ng Challenged To Play|ng |t, But H|tt|ng The Spheres So Hard That They Bounce Back And Explode The Oppos|ng Players |s Cons|dered A Tragedy That Halts A Game, Rather Than An Event That Causes The Crowd To Roar |n Apprec|at|on. |ts Embarrass|ng Frankly After Hear|ng About The Super|or Vers|on.
PLEA§E §OMEBODY PROTECT THE PONIE§ I'M BEGGING Y'ALL THI§ I§ LITERALLY THE FIR§T TIME IN MY LIFE WHEN I'VE EVER BEGGED §OMEONE.
They St|ll Haven't Rebu|lt The Grounds My Lost Weeaboo Chapter Stood After The F|re. Probably Better Off That Way, | Suspect Any Replacements Would Be |nfer|or To Who Once L|ved There.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465705309080518657/1507422067858083971/image.png?ex=6a11d7b3&is=6a108633&hm=c9acc5cc3f39c21373c33c054ea966f0c2ff9ab51da9355571ed41754c7491b8
// sorry chat I injured my left eye being dumb so I'm barely going to be online for the next week I can barely see my keyboard lol
[ectoBiologist's phone has plummeted from the upper atmospheres and shattered on a pointy rock.]
Ɏ mostly medicina-a-al i'm not sma-a-art enough to know if flowers ca-a-an a-a-align your cha-a-akra-a-as or wha-a-atever. just tha-a-at some a-a-are good for hea-a-aling a-a-and some a-a-are good for vibes & such Ɏ
I was limbering up in my peter pan swag for my pre-rumble game of pickle ball and split my green velvet trousers straight down the middle. What the heck man.
D --> Udder milk does not taste quite as fresh D --> As the nectar one drinks straight from flesh- Custodial D --> Memories recount your whole-deal, dairy can constitute a whole-meal D --> Towels and lusal approval, %pert at glass shard removal D --> Aurthour- of muscled flank and twirled moustache D --> I grieve your loss since when you passed D --> I miss you #Memorial #StopButlercide #Positiveb100Inf100ences https://i.imgur.com/Om43Rgy.png
owo There’s viruses! Curses! And sometimes just burned trolls! Good luck figuring out when you see a real one! uwu
There’s always a myriad of door puzzles. Honestly, I’m sick of it.
^^i offer up me and @VersimilarDiVined in <3 <> <3< and a generalized loVe that defies categorization~^^
shit wrong show i mean black arachnia
[A photo of her tits. Small, perky.] Im gonna delete this. #nsfw
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i dŌōŌōŌ NōŌōŌō7 KnŌōŌōŌw... WhA7 a gŌōŌōŌ7H MōŌōŌōMmY Is... Bu7 I DōŌōŌō nŌōŌōŌ7... 7hInK... i wAn7 7ōŌōŌō bE ŌōŌōŌnE?...
1 SHOULD SL33P 1'V3 ONLY GOT 3 HOURS OF SHUT3Y3 B3C4US3 MY ROOMM4T3S C4T WOK3 M3 UP. >:/
↘️while i am brewing up a way to utterly and also completely dominate all lucky persons nearby with my culinary prowess, i am left reflecting on the types of sustenance that was fed to me as a grublet.↘️ ↗️FROM THE MOMENT I COMPLETED MY HATCHTRIALS AND SQUIRMED FROM THE CAVERNS INTO MY PHYSICALLY STURDY CUSTODIAN'S HOOVES, I WAS BROUGHT UP ON A FEEDING OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER.↗️ ↘️100% protein.↘️ ↗️ALL BEASTFLESH.↗️ ↘️and soy supplements.↘️ ↗️SERVED TO ME ON DULLBOY'S PLATTER OF CHOICE.↗️ ↘️i believe it was all in effort to plump my muscle-forming shellfibres into an adequate example of an indigoblood.↘️ ↗️HE USED TO GNASH THE MEATSCRAPS TOGETHER INTO A COHESIVE NUTRIENTBRICK WITH HIS OWN BRAYCAVE.↗️ ↘️efforts in vain.↘️ ↗️BUT I SUPPOSE IT WHET HIS HUNGER, HIS APPETITE TO SUSTAIN HIMSELF FURTHER.↗️ ↘️nowadays, the trifling fool is nothing but ravenous himself.↘️ ↗️HE WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO CONSUME AND DESTROY, WITH NO MERCY TO OBEY.↗️ ↘️behold his efforts warfare.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b0927e195ba5.png ↗️
↘️do not use such an insensitive word to describe untrained, wild lusii.↘️ ↗️IT MAY OFFEND THOSE WHO HAVE LITERAL JACKASSES IN THEIR CARE.↗️
Logically speaking the Sufferer did not live in the age of internet connection And therefore he did not have to write emails But this worship site has its own internet tower And that's freaking me the fuck out It's an unnamed service with an ID number. I don't know where the internet connection is coming from/where the tower is I'm so fucking scared
Oh, people of Chittr, do any of you have any wise words to a poor woman going on her first date in a while? Hm... Date may be a strong word, but it's the only word I can use to describe it, I suppose.
✂Thou must asketh thy spirit \ flesh gleaning to mirror \ what would thou gain if achieved? The affection is noted as "promised" Yet, never earned. Would thou'st risk clim♭ing the echelons of greatness only to ♭e stranded \ alone, spent, hungry \ at the top?
^^apologies for simping so much for mY partner on the tl^^ ^^but With such a Wonderful person, Wouldn't You do the same...?^^
Sometime s I consider posting questionable photos. But I do at least manage to have critial thinkgin skills before I commit. No tit pics today, apologies. #nsfw #substance
Ok the uh, squeaking stoppe/). I think therre’s no morre invasion of helperrs. It’s going to take me a while to (lean up though. Spikes everrywherre, rrubberr qua(kbeasts everrywherre
I do apollogize for my behavior in generall in the llast cyclle. I do not know what came over me, but my mind is settlling and I am feelling a cllarity of purpose again.
^^....What?^^
:33< *the mighty huntress falls ofur her skirt flying up and giving the audience a pantie shot this episode gets banned due to the fact she wasnt wearing panties fur this episode* :33< #nsfw
I'VE BEEN ON THIS SITE A TOTAL OF THREE MINUTES AND EVERYTHING I'VE SEEN IS HORNY. YOU FUCKS ARE NASTY. #NSFW
I have a confession. Trolls always frightened me. Before I became who I am now. When I was a simple deliverer of parcels. And I would witness trolls through my journeys across the bounds of time and space. I did not like how they were grey and squishy. And humans were squishy as well. But not grey.
⚜M...M'LADY!!!!! PLEASE, I HAVE YET TO COURT YOU WITH UTMOST PERSUASION OF GAINING YOUR FAVOR, I HAVENT EARNED THIS YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!⚜⁀➴
^^i just like him~^^ ^^nYehehe!^^
It is that time of year again, when I must replace another oft-used broom. It is always sad to lay such a faithful servant to rest, but they die knowing they did their duty.
^^hugs You better!^^
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i hŌōŌōŌpE 7hE NeX7 iN7RuDeRs bRiNg bLaNkE7S... i7 Is sŌōŌōŌ CōŌōŌōLd a7 NiGh7... aNd mInE ArE... nŌōŌōŌ LōŌōŌōNgEr wArMiNg...
^^thank You...You're the best moirail i could ask for 🫂^^ ^^i crafted good sturdY markers for each of them^^ ^^at least theY're at peace noW^^
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i aM... uNsUrE... cIrCuS, 7HōŌōŌōUgH... 7He wŌōŌōŌrD Is fAmIlIaR...
^^(tW #Venting, #Violence)^^ ^^i keep finding more and more bodies in the forest tonight...^^ ^^this most recent culling Was hard on us all, it seems^^ ^^it's just part of mY Work, i knoW, but^^ ^^still^^^^
^^i'm laYing on mY comfort slab and kicking mY feet!^^ ^^please keep talking nYehe^^
^^i neVer thought one of mY faVorite things about You could cause You so much trouble^^ ^^for What it's Worth, if theY get to be too much to bear^^ ^^i can hold them for You! ^-^^^
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ 7HeRe aRe 7ImEs 7Ha7 My hŌōŌōŌrNs aRe... UnWiElDy aNd uNnEsSeSaRiLy dIfFiCuL7...
Llawarr you werre meant to be helping me (orrrral the slime, not wasting time on my husktop /:C
PsssT, This is KAmikA's hATefriend posTinG from her ACCounT. She CAlled me To help her wiTh The esCAped slime. She lefT This loGGed on. I GoT This sCreenshoT from The seCuriTy fooTAGe of her lAb while she ConTAins The slime, hilArious sTuff. https://64.media.tumblr.com/3fe58f3cb45fff69f709f1d95937cc14/81b766ca1bd33275-2f/s1280x1920/c29c99eeaf29a73fe6edb5b30af9af6b33326e83.png
NO PROB4BLY NOT 1 JUST W4NT TO B3 K1SS3D
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i mIsS My lUsUs. SōŌōŌōMe7iMeS I 7hInK I CaN HeAr hEr...
Ok, so, the soporr slime is... well, a slime. You know frrom those /)ungeons & /)rragons games? Yeah, those types of slimes. So it turrns out slimes arre verry goo/) at es(aping (onfinement. New measurres being implemente/) to keep my lab frrom be(oming a (upe.
< ){ this is, uh, unfortunately very relatable... but we, um, just take care of everything amongst ourselves down here...! }( >
<action; statement input; statement: i cannot ga||op -cannot move much- but oats are nice. />
<action; query input; query: are you a hoofbeast />
D --> Work was a bit more draining than us001
^^Well, i can definitelY sense When a predator has its eYes on me^^ ^^Which feels like the same thing!^^
It would be a privilege to not. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
Could be an Orphaner. My former planet has an opening.
√(Yeah that happened to me. 2/10 experience tbh, wouldn't do it again.)²
^^the best kind of dinner~!^^
^^@VersimilarDiVined us... ;W;^^
^^listen, i promise not to post about mY partner all the time^^ ^^but <3 When he fulfills all Your needs <3 a loVe so all-encompassing that a quadrant could neVer define it <3 @VersimilarDiVined^^
^^Well i guess it is marked nsfW^^ ^^and i can't delete posts^^ ^^so i forgiVe You xp^^
^^MYRDIN YOU CANT SAY THAT IN PUBLIC^^ ^^not that I mind but-^^ ^^We haVent eVen figured out When in mY timeline this is Yet!^^
^^#nsfW ^^ ^^all right, i'm calming doWn^^ ^^i haVe been FAR too hornY on main latelY^^ ^^does anYone haVe anY animal-related problems i can adVise on? ^W^^^
^^@VersimilarDiVined !!!^^
^^i need to befriend a corVid mYself^^
^^I'M IN^^
^^sorrY, i onlY just saW this!^^ ^^Where are You? anY landmarks?^^ ^^i Will guide You^^
^^page of light here! Your poWers Will come, but it maY not be Without some scarY changes^^ ^^so make sure You're readY to handle WhateVer price the game takes from You^^ ^^but i'm sure You can do it!^^ ^^ @VersimilarDiVined anYthing to add about the aspect, mY friend?^^
^^(i'll put their bio here too, although it's not the first post :p ) Your name is ALIYAH QEDRON. You are a BRONZEBLOOD. Thus, Her Imperious Condescension demands that You train Your INNATE BEASTSPEECH to one daY serVe Your mandated role. You are totallY doWn for this, and spend Your daYs frolicking With Your LOYAL MENAGERIE of FRIENDLY ANIMAL COMPANIONS. CurrentlY, Your Vulpine friend Abdiel is purring happilY at Your feet and cheWing on a FRESH KILL. Rest in peace, Esther. You Will be missed. Your home in the DARK SPOOKY FOREST is cluttered With Your manY GATHERED TREASURES. Also knoWn bY Your friends as RANDOM CRAP and USELESS GARBAGE. But theY just don't understand. WhY, just look at this! It maY look like an old shard of metal, but its rust is a sYmbol of peace Where once Was pain. EVen the loWest caste can achieVe beautiful things! You tried explaining that, but theY called You a NOOKHEARTED FUCKWAD. Still, theY Will alWaYs be Your BELOVED PALS. Your trolltag is alopecoidTenacitY and You speak ^^as if Veiled aWaY in the grass, plaYing manY and mYriad trix^^. And of course, this means anYone Who You refer to is called "You". It makes them feel important! What Will You do?^^
^^#nsfW #tmi as it turns out, liVing among beasts in an old abandoned Woodland mansion means You can just Walk around butt-ass-naked and no one Will saY anYthing! alternia-cht please trY it sometime~^^
RUBBED MY BELLY TOO HARD. BASHIN SKULLS. #BRUTE
^^// #tW corpses, #Venting i found a poor jadeblood all burnt up :( thankfullY i had enough treasures on hand for their marker (crescent-shaped fruit to represent the moon, old Waterskin, Writing stick for Wisdom), and the gizzardbeasts ate Well^^ ^^i neVer kneW You, mY friend, but i am glad You are part of the cYcle again.^^
^^(noW i get to ship me and oomf's fantrolls in an actual RP~ @VersimilarDiVined <3 )^^
^^@VersimilarDiVined hello first folloWer!^^
^^^^I JUST FOUND AN OLD SPOON ON THE GROUND^^ ^^WITH THE WOOD HANDLE SPLIT DOWN THE MIDDLE, AS IF TO SUGGEST A GREAT TRAUMA THAT IT NONETHELESS SURVIVED^^ ^^LET'S GOOOOOOOOO^^ (i'm so excited, mY Words can't be contained bY the grass!! hehe)^^
^^i agree! it's important to tag Your quadrants, or at least the general content of the post^^
^^noW here's a question^^ ^^does gooning onlY refer to flushed feelings or can You auspitigoon^^ ^^or diamond goon^^ ^^#nsfW^^
^^excellent taste~!^^
^^oof ouch oWie i fucked up mY quirk :(^^
^^mY VerY first folloWer!^^ ^^hoW nice of You, i feel Valued <3^^
^^i kneW those birds Were strange, no feathered beast has eVer resisted mY treats before.....^^ ^^#thebirdsspecificsllYaroundthemallaren'treal!^^