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[[ Not sure if I'd like to delete this account yet but for physical and mental health reasons I am taking a very long step back. Thank you. ]]
Being vague about nothing for fun. Posting something ominously worded and greatly specific that is alluding to absolutely nothing. Refusing to elaborate because there is no elaboration, I just made that shit up.
Vagueposting mastered. So vague that it actually means jack shit.
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Apparently I've missed something noteworthy. Why is everyone on about a baby?
I am... Very nervous. How interesting.
Dont worry. Ill be gentle. *wink*
Cross my heart. Wouldnt want to break a brand new toy now would i?
Admittedly I'd like to fold the guy like a fucking lawnchair. I'm talking knees touching his shoulders, he'd better hope he's really flexible kind of shit. Anyway, I'll spare the feed from even more posts about my insatiable lust for Jake fucking English. Peace. #nsfw
See this is exactly what im talking about. You have scattered your marbles in every which direction if you think YOU will be doing any of the folding.
You act like enjoying a post is a legally binding contract. Ive been enjoying them the way one enjoys a particularly confident weather forecast. Entertaining yes. Bold certainly. But usually inaccurate.
I hate to disappoint, but the "yearning" in question was moreso me posting about my sexual desires and not at all yearning. God forbid a dude get a little excited on the feed. #nsfw ETA, probably not my problem if you somehow took me saying I get off to beating the shit out of a guy as some kind of deep romantic desire.
Y0u can yearn f0r dick dude its fine
Believe it or not, I feel a little bad now. He's cute. Him. That one in particular.
Yet another one proves my point. The arrogance is unmatched, and quite frankly, I am swooning. Such broad posts, and still he wholeheartedly believes I'm beckoning to him in specific. I reiterate my earlier post. Dumb guys are, unfortunately, extremely attractive.
I don't care for sex in the traditional sense (Though I am, on occasion, appealed by the idea of fucking him stupid. He's got all that ass for a solid reason), I'm more drawn to the thrill of beating the shit out of him until he has to tap out. No sex, not even a little kissing. Just a dude making a bloody mess of another dude. #violence #nsfwe
I gotchu.
Hell yes.
No, you don't understand. The lack of social awareness is charming. The painfully unattractive and flashy and sometimes hardly comprehensible way in which he speaks is part of the appeal. You aren't hearing me out on this.
#igetit
He always talks himself up. All this bullshit about being a big, brave adventurer. I'll give him the big thing, maybe even the adventurer thing, but I'm not entirely sure that his simple little mind registers what the word 'brave' entails. Either way, it makes the thought of wrapping my hands around his throat and watching the panic in his eyes when he realizes he doesn't have the strength to pry them off all the more satisfying. #violence and #nsfwe by obligation. I've never been more inclined to hurt a man in my life. I just love the idea of putting him down, over and over again. God forbid a bro fantasize a little.
Not every man you dislike can be a twink. They've gotta fit the bill, or it's a cheap comeback. I've had that word thrown at me more times than I can count on my fingers, and yet not once has it ever held an ounce of truth. Creativity is lacking, nowadays.
Repeatedly reacting to the same post over the span of a few minutes. Makes me wonder, are you coming back to it over and over, or do you sit there rereading it? Either way, your review would be appreciated, bro. #directposting
His stupidity has always appealed to me. I can appreciate a dumb guy. Himbos or whatever.
There truly is something beautiful about hitting a guy so hard you knock the glasses off of his pathetic, pretty face. Something so alluring about watching him scramble to pick them back up, because he can't see shit without them. Maybe even stepping on them, snapping them in half, just to kiss him better and buy him a new pair. #violence Or not. Or I could be normal about him. That works too.
My violence comes from a place of desire. I want to fuck him stupid. I also do partially mean it when I say I want him dead. #nsfw #violence
We need to eliminate Jake English. Happy Tuesday.
Woah buddy what the hell did we ever do to you?
Exist.
You wouldnt exist altogether were it not for one of me.
I won't lie, I forgot I had an account here. Hey.
@televisualGodhood @everlastingBreath Do you MIND.
Witnessing the daunting effects of drugs and alcohol on a man in real time as my brother continues to get more and more tragically moronic by the day. Posts something reading as passively suicidal at best, follows it up with 67, and then makes another vague and ominous post. When I reply with concern, he proceeds to tell me it has nothing to do with me. Because what kind of fool would question the wellbeing of his dear brother? At this point, I'm surprised he's intelligent enough to breathe. #substance #cw-self-harm #cw-suicide #notreally
this has nothing to do with my intellect and everything to do with the fact that im putting off slamming my car through an old womans cozy suburban home to lay pipe on a cute twink with a fat ass you gotta quit worrying so much man also hahahahaha six seven #nsfw
you can come artichokie on something alright #suggestive