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@tenablyTestified

[[ Not sure if I'd like to delete this account yet but for physical and mental health reasons I am taking a very long step back. Thank you. ]]

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Lately.

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@glaringThiefterror[GT]

[ ?9nihtoN ?t4hW ...ylet4L ]

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The usual.

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@glaringThiefterror[GT]

[ t4ht ot rewsn4 eu94v ytterP ]

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#Vagueposting

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@timelessGadabout[TG]

bye bye baby

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You could make a Glass Animals song about this.

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@timelessGadabout[TG]

i was thinking about madonna

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Cool. I was thinking about Glass Animals, as showcased by my initial comment.

I am... Very nervous. How interesting.

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@golgothasTerror[GT]

Dont worry. Ill be gentle. *wink*

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Will you really?

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@golgothasTerror[GT]

Cross my heart. Wouldnt want to break a brand new toy now would i?

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Toy, huh? You wound me, English.

Admittedly I'd like to fold the guy like a fucking lawnchair. I'm talking knees touching his shoulders, he'd better hope he's really flexible kind of shit. Anyway, I'll spare the feed from even more posts about my insatiable lust for Jake fucking English. Peace. #nsfw

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@golgothasTerror[GT]

See this is exactly what im talking about. You have scattered your marbles in every which direction if you think YOU will be doing any of the folding.

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Let me get this straight. You insistently react to a lot of my posts, all of which implying I'd like some kind of power over you, one outright stating I wanna fuck you in the ass, imply that you'd like me to DM you, and then follow up with "actually I'M gonna fuck YOU"? You're funny.

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⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.
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@taciturnTerror[TT]

:o) Is yearning and desire not the same thing...? :o) I fear they may be synonyms

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Technically, yes. However, I typically see people use yearning in reference to something much more meaningful. This was definitely not that.

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@golgothasTerror[GT]

For a man whos so famously good with his hands you think hed be better at grasping the obvious. Alas it seems hes lost his touch. I suppose even the smartest dogs need to be taught where to look. Luckily im a patient man. Ive got treats and everything. He just has to come when called and so far the record is nil.

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You're funny.

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@golgothasTerror[GT]

Well. Thats certainly not something a fella wants to hear when theyre metaphorically straddling the bucking bull. But whatever gets you in my messages eh?

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Are you this pathetic in private, too? I'm interested.

I don't care for sex in the traditional sense (Though I am, on occasion, appealed by the idea of fucking him stupid. He's got all that ass for a solid reason), I'm more drawn to the thrill of beating the shit out of him until he has to tap out. No sex, not even a little kissing. Just a dude making a bloody mess of another dude. #violence #nsfwe

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On that note, severe lack of top Dirks on this site, as far as I've seen. I'm carrying this shit on my back.

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@timeslotTestification[TT]

I gotchu.

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Hell yeah, brother.

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@golgothasTerror[GT]

Theyre actually almost always a lot more pleasant when its just their head in my hands. #violence #gore

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Do you really mean it?

We need to eliminate Jake English. Happy Tuesday.

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And an unhappy Tuesday to all you Jakes out there.

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@golgothasTerror[GT]

Woah buddy what the hell did we ever do to you?

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It's complicated. I don't believe your feeble mind could handle it, English.

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you lost the game

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Fuck you.

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@televisualGodhood @everlastingBreath Do you MIND.

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nah not at all bro

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Dearest brother, I humbly request that you STOP fucking John under my posts. Regards and well wishes, Dirk

Witnessing the daunting effects of drugs and alcohol on a man in real time as my brother continues to get more and more tragically moronic by the day. Posts something reading as passively suicidal at best, follows it up with 67, and then makes another vague and ominous post. When I reply with concern, he proceeds to tell me it has nothing to do with me. Because what kind of fool would question the wellbeing of his dear brother? At this point, I'm surprised he's intelligent enough to breathe. #substance #cw-self-harm #cw-suicide #notreally

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this has nothing to do with my intellect and everything to do with the fact that im putting off slamming my car through an old womans cozy suburban home to lay pipe on a cute twink with a fat ass you gotta quit worrying so much man also hahahahaha six seven #nsfw

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Okay. A few questions, but I'll sum them up with something simplified and easier for a man like you to understand. What?

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you can read cant you???

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My questions have been answered. Carry on. Preferably, away from my post.

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drunk driving stunt cancelled i got somethin real good lined up #substance

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What the hell does this mean?

dont worry about it lil dude its nothing that involves you

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Right. I'll disregard my concerns for your frankly quite suicidal post that you seemed to lose interest in on account of an amibiguous bigger plan. It has nothing to do with me, nor should I continue to concern myself with the wellbeing of my brother. I'll just fuck right off while I'm at it. #cw-self-harm

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oh dont be like that bro im not trying to worry you or anything im just saying that its nothing bad and im fine now i post crazy shit all the time so dont ever take anything i say too seriously cuz its probably some big joke anyways why would a guy like me kill himself dirk? i have everything hahaha #cw-self-harm

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Shaking my head in a way that is a little sullen and going "tsk tsk" so that you are aware of how greatly I pity you.