♦ pitied by @tenablyTestified
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Its always an amazing build up and then a cascade downwards to an incredibly boring ending. Why bother.
they had a secret vampire night without me im literally fucking crying no rsvp no invite no nothing i feel like nothing
I feel like I missed a natural disaster on here.
i was thinking about madonna
just like the glass animals song omg
the cold kiss of steel hahahaha who the fuck actually unironically says that shit the cold kiss of my blade ill fucking french you hot dog style you fucking dweeb with my sword blade cold kisser edge
Cross my heart. Wouldnt want to break a brand new toy now would i?
Dont worry. Ill be gentle. *wink*
See this is exactly what im talking about. You have scattered your marbles in every which direction if you think YOU will be doing any of the folding.
Serious question. Is my game truly that bad or is everyone i attract just missing a few screws in their model. Because i couldve sworn ive been going for cary grant in the philadelphia story and instead somehow im feeling more like nic cage in the wicker man.
Y0u can yearn f0r dick dude its fine
:o) Is yearning and desire not the same thing...? :o) I fear they may be synonyms
For a man whos so famously good with his hands you think hed be better at grasping the obvious. Alas it seems hes lost his touch. I suppose even the smartest dogs need to be taught where to look. Luckily im a patient man. Ive got treats and everything. He just has to come when called and so far the record is nil.
Does the bequeathment of the strider name insist that you must first shove the big cheese up above off his throne then make the rest of us plebians jump through however many hoops just to parse from your deeply unsettling messages that youre looking to get rocked six ways to sunday? Just come outright and say it man. I dont bite too hard.
Youre a new one so that theory hasnt been tested on you yet.
Woah buddy what the hell did we ever do to you?
Ladies, ladies, ONE at a TIME. I CAN'T possibly get to ALL of you. https://i.postimg.cc/NM2Mp5bY/image.png
oh dont be like that bro im not trying to worry you or anything im just saying that its nothing bad and im fine now i post crazy shit all the time so dont ever take anything i say too seriously cuz its probably some big joke anyways why would a guy like me kill himself dirk? i have everything hahaha #cw-self-harm
dont worry about it lil dude its nothing that involves you
drunk driving stunt cancelled i got somethin real good lined up #substance
i lost my pack of cigs somehow i had at least two left in there and a lighter and it apparently grew legs and walked off just fuckin dunk my head in a toilet and flush it at this point #substance
Pass. Doesn't matter who it is. You're all passes.
#pass because you're right #bucketsmashorpass #suggestive
Nobody ever wants to chow down on ol jakes sweet potato and asparagus casserole.
My dms are a wild animal. Theyre full of rabies and are better left untouched.
.diet soda is the only soda worth drinkinG
just teaching you a lesson on letting someone else dictate your life choices. enjoy kid. #parenting #dadsofchittr #dilfsofchittr
told someone i had a praise kink once and mf pulled up with some gold star stickers. now i cant read my kids report cards no more.