♦ pitied by @tenablyTestified
Ladies, ladies, ONE at a TIME. I CAN'T possibly get to ALL of you. https://i.postimg.cc/NM2Mp5bY/image.png
whatever do you mean? my alarm is clearly not muffled. it is plain for you to see. obviously.
dear dirk, what? sincerely, john.
okie dokie artichokie.
least some one actually thinks my ass is not flat.
oh dont be like that bro im not trying to worry you or anything im just saying that its nothing bad and im fine now i post crazy shit all the time so dont ever take anything i say too seriously cuz its probably some big joke anyways why would a guy like me kill himself dirk? i have everything hahaha #cw-self-harm
dont worry about it lil dude its nothing that involves you
drunk driving stunt cancelled i got somethin real good lined up #substance
i lost my pack of cigs somehow i had at least two left in there and a lighter and it apparently grew legs and walked off just fuckin dunk my head in a toilet and flush it at this point #substance

Pass. Doesn't matter who it is. You're all passes.

Nobody ever wants to chow down on ol jakes sweet potato and asparagus casserole.
My dms are a wild animal. Theyre full of rabies and are better left untouched.

.diet soda is the only soda worth drinkinG
just teaching you a lesson on letting someone else dictate your life choices. enjoy kid. #parenting #dadsofchittr #dilfsofchittr
told someone i had a praise kink once and mf pulled up with some gold star stickers. now i cant read my kids report cards no more.


