zip it! :B
@zoosmellPooplord
i guess i have been sort of lurking for like a few months but all my friends are here so. hi! uh. i review movies mostly. if you are ever in a theater on terra there is a non zero chance i am also. :B
hi!! i'm john but all my bros call me zip. i literally do not know why? you can probably ask them!!! (@insufferablePrick, @flightyBroad, @farmstinkButtlass.) anyway, i watch movies pretty much all the time now and usually, i would be bothering all these schmucks with my ratings but they are pretty sick of it. which means i'm going to bother a whole website with my incredibly cool and awesome takes instead! hehe. my system only has to make sense to me. so do not come into my direct messages or comments to ask about how it works!! if you don't intuite this stuff, i just can't help you dude. also, i watch stuff by request sometimes, but only sometimes. do not get your flipping hopes up. uhhhh...... guess i should tell you about us winning or whatever but who cares? i just watch stuff, i am straight up not giving a fuck about any of that stuff. you can put your recommendations in the #zipitfilms tag if you want me to look at it aaaand.... i think that's it? oh shit my movie list. i just started this, so it's only the stuff i have seen since yesterday but i will re watch some things too. >:B the password is zip1t!
i cant do men man not because im homophobic not because im sexist not because i would love a woman any less if she decided hold up remix peach fuzz and pit hair now not because i would love a man any less if he were retroactively always a man all along because of timey wimey bullshit we still smoochin but i have never had an evil baddie woman not want to eat me alive when we hit it off its only weak willed dudes who are like gee willikers dave are you sure b b but i eat from there stfu yo ass up
It do be like that sometimes.
ex fucking scoots me off a cliff bad dog bad hold up 📰...🗞️ bad put that strider down hell you mean pocket all day bitch i got places to be bitches to do things to be bitches to place also directly on my face i cant do that jingling around like some jiggly ass labubu butt toy fuck that noise come off it will you
ive literally never done a thing in my life to you generic user ok wait there was that one time and then that other and ohoh man i still remember counting the stitches in the er this one time i have done a modest number of things to you in particular rose(s) but how is this like even remotely proportionate
You have to face it, David. Your cool and cute coupons are running thin by now.
john i swear to fuck im about to yank you up by the goofy ass ears like a rabbit out of the hat no tricks for this beta kid youre a grown ass man and im gonna punt you like one hop on by zippy damn skippy
nuh uh no expiration date i checked
Maybe no expiration date, but definitely a cap in uses.
roan i thought we were tight come on think about it im so cool with you arent i
no cap straight up no cap no es falso no fakies no breakies only print reprint and remakies these shits rewind and save me from a bind bookin coupons like hotel rooms for hookers turn n look my way strider talkin bout all lookers cute and cool master rank ribbon recipient like your insults them shits are incipient learned me that word from a rose up top
Fire bars and kissassery isn't going to get you out of this one, my dear.
Well, I wouldn't exactly say that.
they had a secret vampire night without me im literally fucking crying no rsvp no invite no nothing i feel like nothing
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Oh, stop it. You were absolutely irrefutably invited. You just need to furnish rations for the purposes of keeping the fridge stocked. You cannot deny you have an infuriatingly persistent tendency to devour every butter-laced fistful of popcorn like it is the suicide capsule inside a secret agent's false tooth just after he was pressured to reveal his whereabouts the night prior and shown footage of his position alongside the names and listed addresses of previous aliases.
i know right im literally sobbing
H0W C0ULD 7H3Y
maybe it would hurt less if this wasnt tagged suicide mention boohoo im the fail agent i work for the chud intelligence agency or cia they dont even let you glow here you just flicker on and off sometimes at stoplights and you certainly dont get invited to secret vampire night
hi!! i'm john but all my bros call me zip. i literally do not know why? you can probably ask them!!! (@insufferablePrick, @flightyBroad, @farmstinkButtlass.) anyway, i watch movies pretty much all the time now and usually, i would be bothering all these schmucks with my ratings but they are pretty sick of it. which means i'm going to bother a whole website with my incredibly cool and awesome takes instead! hehe. my system only has to make sense to me. so do not come into my direct messages or comments to ask about how it works!! if you don't intuite this stuff, i just can't help you dude. also, i watch stuff by request sometimes, but only sometimes. do not get your flipping hopes up. uhhhh...... guess i should tell you about us winning or whatever but who cares? i just watch stuff, i am straight up not giving a fuck about any of that stuff. you can put your recommendations in the #zipitfilms tag if you want me to look at it aaaand.... i think that's it? oh shit my movie list. i just started this, so it's only the stuff i have seen since yesterday but i will re watch some things too. >:B the password is zip1t!
damn
dont do that thats bad for your soul tell the truth about the secret group chat that only the three of us and john are invited to and how we all agreed to keep the pranksters gambit low cmon jade would you do it for a lassie snack
How your dopey doting ever melts my frigid heart into some semblance of soupy gelatinous goo that clings to mortal bodies like a rolling fog, ever inseparable from that which meanders through its decrepit expanse. Ditto, in other words.
ex fucking squeeze me hell no i am not about to take this from the bubbly gut bippity bopping blowhard whose unfuckable ass does the windy thing at the slightest milliliter drop of some weak ass annihilating dairy how am i going to take that out on a cool guy like you with a pint of ben and jerrys wise guy thats fucking how back back you demon you living lolcow you udder defeat you big healthbar lactose the intolerant miniboss
nuh uh!!!!!! i actually really like watching movies with zip and youre being a butthead just because you werent invited to our secret vampire night so blehhhhhhhhhhh!!!
you guys had a secret vampire night without me 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 its ok i guess ill get over it im young