zip it! :B
@zoosmellPooplord
i guess i have been sort of lurking for like a few months but all my friends are here so. hi! uh. i review movies mostly. if you are ever in a theater on terra there is a non zero chance i am also. :B
fat bottom girl you do in fact make the rockin world go round so like for those of yall who aint in the know my home cooking situation was kinda unique in that there fucking wasnt one for like all of my growing up despite that being a very real and important adult skill to have not just sipping room temperature aj and freezer burnt microwaved dishes fuckin big boy stuff so in order to impress the milfmother of all future mother baddies ive secretly started taking lessons and ive gotten pretty nifty with the kitchen cutlery still a bit sloppy in some areas but when i started treating this shit like an art instead of a science i started dropping some isaac newton forehead splitting type revelations i brought the preheat the sick oven fires and when i stopped melting expensive kitchen appliances i began melting minds i.e. dave's own tastebud cunt gigantamaxing flapple appletun gmax grind-to-100-layer cake the tail is a chocolate cake with a three layer mint glaze topped with a berry glaze from a route of your choice layer one is a simple vanilla cake with a raspberry buttercream frosting colored with a pinch of dragonfruit powder super effective just trust the process studded up with lil edible sugar pearls and tapioca layer two is a record setting double up on red velvet cakes held cheek to cheek together with a tart berry jelly of your choice choose this starter ingredient carefully as fuck cause thats the same tart ingredient you take to the championship at the top last layer four heavenly elite four kings crested with apple honey glaze and a tart berry jelly in the center shits your starter so you know its overleveled as fuck maraschino cherries with the same glaze as the tail as a decorative dip trail to taste the eyestalks were waffle crisps with edible sugar pearls fastened their tastebud tickling seatbelts in place with raspberry buttercream frosting mixed with fragrant apple finish
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes
Need her.
you know what nah im not losing my cool over this shit maybe if you apologize real mad sincere and take this shit off my professional motherfucking computer ill give you whatever of grandmas candies i dont use to heal her when we get fucking smashed so hard a human effigy cant make out what we were or what we are to eachother now age of fire between the legs and grandmas invited not too sure about you though dick rider
Bzzzzzt! Ooh. Sorry, Dave. That's the sound of 47 pixels replaced.
dude you suck so much cock there is a straight up extinction level event
Fuuuuck, man, it's bad out here. It's literally spreading to your Kindle.
i read fucking actual books on there dude dude dude stop dude no what the fuck
Unmolest Shanalotte and we can discuss peace.
shanalotte is not even close to molested not even mildly peeved she literally consented we locked eyes i had her sign documents she was happy to do it too shes like dave you are so unalike your brother he would never do this dope shit with me mad respect consent and not being an annoying dopey eyed loser who cowards behind some scalene ass fucking daggers for eyewear sunglasses are like the two hottest things in the world to a dragon like me lemme dap some cheek real quick mm mmm mmm mmmm oh dave fuck youre so much better than your bro i dont want nothing to do with his bitch ass stupid snake in the grass traitor goddamn dave woah touch me some more like we got that shit in 4k 120 fps the entirety of dark souls 2 doesnt even run in 4k 120 fps
Cool. So. I'm logging off. But I left a self-replicating program on your phone. Anything it connects to with your shitass Apple ID nonsense is getting The Picture on it.
oh shit
WHO THE FUCK REPLACES ALL THE WIDE ASSED NAUGHTY PICS ON A GROWN ASS MANS LAPTOP WITH the picture
john what the fuck i didnt do this i wouldnt even have the picture on standby to contaminate some shit with its dirk its fucking dirk @itsDirk you know its dirk
second of all john what the actual fuck youre supposed to be on my side
i know its the picture but thats how the saying goes through thick and thin and the picture if applicable this is the applicable youre supposed to believe me you think i wanted to burn entire terabytes of big booty bitches and skyscraper buttscratchers fucking bigass babes with some goofy ass the picture stand in fuck no are you crazy i would never do this shit on purpose john know what fuck you dont come to checking your email school tomorrow
i cant stop it john hold me im scared
X I think the only human(s?) with multiple alts on here I haven’t sold drugs to is(are) John(s?) I really struggled with how to write this one ngl #substance x
hey @zoosmellPooplord golden opportunity get me some ibugprofens from this troll right here
this is the store the store happens to be called drugdealer mart market so buy me some dmm drugs goddamn
X I thought I heard the old man say x
leave her johnny leave her
Tread carefully. You never know where vipers dwell and dig their spuriously venom slicked fangs in indiscriminate striking range. What once was a glorious sunrise may prove to be the autumnal fall of humanity, the sunsetting of many a proud and victorious civilization. Betrayal never comes from an enemy. Heartbreak never sourced from one apathetically regarded. And death never comes for those who never lived. What a cruel thing it is. To ever have felt anything at all. What a heartlessly merciless gouging it is. To learn pain previously unknown. To trust and have that inviolable bond broken. Wretched. And unmaking.
love you too? hehe? <:B ?
Although, one does wonder how many might spill out if...
Acceptable concession.
man what the fuck bro code how could you forget bro code so immediately
@zoosmellPooplord brought it up so I'm taking this to the public forum. I myself am between 3 and 7 when I sleep alone. When I sleep with someone else is none of your business.
What's something harmlessly weird that you do? For me, no matter how cold it is, I will always take my socks off to sleep.
I make sure to fold my blanket and comforter under my feet. No such thing as uncovered toes.
By this chart, I basculate between numbers 3 and 7 when I'm sleeping alone. I do toss and turn, but I keep my feet well covered under the folded blanket.