zip it! :B
@zoosmellPooplord
i guess i have been sort of lurking for like a few months but all my friends are here so. hi! uh. i review movies mostly. if you are ever in a theater on terra there is a non zero chance i am also. :B
Need her.
you know what nah im not losing my cool over this shit maybe if you apologize real mad sincere and take this shit off my professional motherfucking computer ill give you whatever of grandmas candies i dont use to heal her when we get fucking smashed so hard a human effigy cant make out what we were or what we are to eachother now age of fire between the legs and grandmas invited not too sure about you though dick rider
Bzzzzzt! Ooh. Sorry, Dave. That's the sound of 47 pixels replaced.
dude you suck so much cock there is a straight up extinction level event
Fuuuuck, man, it's bad out here. It's literally spreading to your Kindle.
i read fucking actual books on there dude dude dude stop dude no what the fuck
Unmolest Shanalotte and we can discuss peace.
shanalotte is not even close to molested not even mildly peeved she literally consented we locked eyes i had her sign documents she was happy to do it too shes like dave you are so unalike your brother he would never do this dope shit with me mad respect consent and not being an annoying dopey eyed loser who cowards behind some scalene ass fucking daggers for eyewear sunglasses are like the two hottest things in the world to a dragon like me lemme dap some cheek real quick mm mmm mmm mmmm oh dave fuck youre so much better than your bro i dont want nothing to do with his bitch ass stupid snake in the grass traitor goddamn dave woah touch me some more like we got that shit in 4k 120 fps the entirety of dark souls 2 doesnt even run in 4k 120 fps
Cool. So. I'm logging off. But I left a self-replicating program on your phone. Anything it connects to with your shitass Apple ID nonsense is getting The Picture on it.
oh shit
WHO THE FUCK REPLACES ALL THE WIDE ASSED NAUGHTY PICS ON A GROWN ASS MANS LAPTOP WITH the picture
john what the fuck i didnt do this i wouldnt even have the picture on standby to contaminate some shit with its dirk its fucking dirk @itsDirk you know its dirk
second of all john what the actual fuck youre supposed to be on my side
i know its the picture but thats how the saying goes through thick and thin and the picture if applicable this is the applicable youre supposed to believe me you think i wanted to burn entire terabytes of big booty bitches and skyscraper buttscratchers fucking bigass babes with some goofy ass the picture stand in fuck no are you crazy i would never do this shit on purpose john know what fuck you dont come to checking your email school tomorrow
i cant stop it john hold me im scared
X I think the only human(s?) with multiple alts on here I haven’t sold drugs to is(are) John(s?) I really struggled with how to write this one ngl #substance x
hey @zoosmellPooplord golden opportunity get me some ibugprofens from this troll right here
this is the store the store happens to be called drugdealer mart market so buy me some dmm drugs goddamn
X I thought I heard the old man say x
leave her johnny leave her
Tread carefully. You never know where vipers dwell and dig their spuriously venom slicked fangs in indiscriminate striking range. What once was a glorious sunrise may prove to be the autumnal fall of humanity, the sunsetting of many a proud and victorious civilization. Betrayal never comes from an enemy. Heartbreak never sourced from one apathetically regarded. And death never comes for those who never lived. What a cruel thing it is. To ever have felt anything at all. What a heartlessly merciless gouging it is. To learn pain previously unknown. To trust and have that inviolable bond broken. Wretched. And unmaking.
love you too? hehe? <:B ?
Although, one does wonder how many might spill out if...
Acceptable concession.
man what the fuck bro code how could you forget bro code so immediately
@zoosmellPooplord brought it up so I'm taking this to the public forum. I myself am between 3 and 7 when I sleep alone. When I sleep with someone else is none of your business.
What's something harmlessly weird that you do? For me, no matter how cold it is, I will always take my socks off to sleep.
I make sure to fold my blanket and comforter under my feet. No such thing as uncovered toes.
By this chart, I basculate between numbers 3 and 7 when I'm sleeping alone. I do toss and turn, but I keep my feet well covered under the folded blanket.
did yall know that @farmstinkButtlass used to have a gaiaonline rpverse account jade was suspicious as hell always minimizing windows when i walked by or when we shared screens and stuff getting all defensive about her art projects then i find the smoking gun cocked in the chamber she leaves her fucking window open onscreen while im helping her deal with some ransomware bs whole ass setting called hot dog shes got this whole animorphs inspired closed species thing going fucking crazy you know the drill original species do not steal energy but make it vintage internet and the NAMES the NAMES killed me shess got characters named fuckin YIPPEE HURRAY HUZZAH just straight up celebration words rhyme or reason just yippee the macro wolf living his truth at like 50+ feet tall stepping on buildings and scratching his ass on big fuckmassive pine trees and sipping on river water so i tried to join in as an anon i was like "jade this is ironically hilarious let me get in on this ground floor ill make a character called FUCKYEAH the micro fox hell be like an inch tall and hell have a sassy attitude and a tiny leather jacket and he can hang his stuff on like toothpick coatracks and shit and steal crumbs" fucking REJECTED she looked me dead in the digital eyes through our pesterchum window and said dave thats not on brand for the celebration theme NOT ON BRAND so now im sitting here realizing my best friend has a whole taxonomy of woohoo themed macro furry yahoos and i cant even get fuckyeah the micro fox into the canon continuity of the series do you know how that feels? do you know what its like to be gatekept from your beastie besties weird size kink adoptable universe by BRANDING GUIDELINES? well i did so i tanked her reputation for the next three years with flamewars and spam and shit talking until being a lassie or being a prick became a bannable offense didnt even mean to i thought she was going to fucking kill me but you know what this psycho girlie said to me? after years of an entire fictional species went up in flames "that was a lot of fun! seeya tomorrow ip :B"
john bro code bro you are supposed to be my stooge not my wrinkly nose squinty faced fucking scrooge do i need to kick your ass so hard you see three consecutive ghosts time travel and kick the ghost of egbert ass present and future? it wasnt even that bad and you literally laughed the entire fucking time
You used John as your building breaker patsy?