♦ pitied by @zoosmellPooplord
i cant do men man not because im homophobic not because im sexist not because i would love a woman any less if she decided hold up remix peach fuzz and pit hair now not because i would love a man any less if he were retroactively always a man all along because of timey wimey bullshit we still smoochin but i have never had an evil baddie woman not want to eat me alive when we hit it off its only weak willed dudes who are like gee willikers dave are you sure b b but i eat from there stfu yo ass up
sure they can just ask @zoosmellPooplord
im literally cool enough to buy drugs via proxy i have a guy for that the guy is john my ibugprofen suitcase my pain killer my ache annihilator my ouchie bouncer why would that not be cool as fuck
nice going chucklefuck
You used John as your building breaker patsy?
It do be like that sometimes.
dropped my hottest freestyle rap to date today and all john zip it egbert and his fat flabby dork ass had to say was
yes but not from you
call my hair the crows nest the way my do be perched call it a bird baths rest the bitch be goddamn parched bob yo head weave back and forth on this dick and close up shave these pubes up drive a manic pixie dream girl fuckin sick wolf barkin out like use more lubes up ar arrr arrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooo snatching a bitchs wig in between each verse stuck on repeat like yaint had time to rehearse trim the edgers taper the baby got back like another brother cant deny scissor a sister like i cant decide whether you should live or die
they had a secret vampire night without me im literally fucking crying no rsvp no invite no nothing i feel like nothing
ex fucking squeeze me hell no i am not about to take this from the bubbly gut bippity bopping blowhard whose unfuckable ass does the windy thing at the slightest milliliter drop of some weak ass annihilating dairy how am i going to take that out on a cool guy like you with a pint of ben and jerrys wise guy thats fucking how back back you demon you living lolcow you udder defeat you big healthbar lactose the intolerant miniboss
B?? < cant s33m to s33 the paste chief
i dont know troll named yaoi faes got all sorts of whimsy ass inspired rules what if this is some kind of unseelie plot or maybe an arbitrary fairy rules cliff i gotta clear before you let me get my mack on with some seriously quality dudes think on that one i dont wanna get my name stolen or my socks animated or shrunken to a mushroom house inhabitant size do you have any idea how much room mushroom apartments have these days and rent dont get me fucking started on rent these pockets arent shallow but do i look like the kind of bitch who can cough up two acorns a month maybe if @zoosmellPooplord sponsors me but like hell am i trusting that dorkass with fucking anything involving the layout of my mushroom house naw better i dont shrink at all and we just follow your goofy bullshit yaoi fairy rules
ok so does anyone know how to prank the shit out of an older brother operation bitch badge is a bust someone gimme something good whipped cream at the door on an open palm smack is a bust too hes simply too fast hes got tiger in his blood