
ok so does anyone know how to prank the shit out of an older brother operation bitch badge is a bust someone gimme something good whipped cream at the door on an open palm smack is a bust too hes simply too fast hes got tiger in his blood

and hes gotta be larger than life

larger than life

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you get it cause blowing something up makes it bigger and also simulations are like an approximation of reality and not the whole ass thing which is why i can keep singin

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this is why i fuck heavy with you girl hell goddamn yeah hero(ine) acquired

What you propose lives beyond the scope of an ordinary prank, sir. :B Pranks by nature are designed to prey on the gullible nature of the unintelligent masses. But this is no barefoot turkey shoot, sir. You have officially entered the most dangerous game. In order to "slip one by" Dirk Strider, a person must possess AT LEAST of the following traits. 1.) The technological resources by which you may infiltrate his home security system. 2.) The material resources by which you may construct something on a grand scale. 3.) A relationship of such unflinching trust that he would not presume of you a jape at his expense. 4.) ... A relationship with the individual described in number three, if not yourself, which may authorize them to act on your behalf. This is a real Christmas cracker, though. Once you pop it, it's all over. You have severed a lifetime of subconscious trust for a laugh at someone else's expense. Which to any comedy-respecting individual would be well worth the minute trauma! This is merely your ticket to enter the ring. Hereupon your actual strategy comes into play. But I shan't say too much on the public feed. He is always watching.

