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respectfully jinx how do you not see that is exactly what they see in you all egberts really
sure they can just ask @zoosmellPooplord
Acceptable concession.
It do be like that sometimes.
they had a secret vampire night without me im literally fucking crying no rsvp no invite no nothing i feel like nothing
Oh, stop it. You were absolutely irrefutably invited. You just need to furnish rations for the purposes of keeping the fridge stocked. You cannot deny you have an infuriatingly persistent tendency to devour every butter-laced fistful of popcorn like it is the suicide capsule inside a secret agent's false tooth just after he was pressured to reveal his whereabouts the night prior and shown footage of his position alongside the names and listed addresses of previous aliases.
nuh uh!!!!!! i actually really like watching movies with zip and youre being a butthead just because you werent invited to our secret vampire night so blehhhhhhhhhhh!!!
ex fucking squeeze me hell no i am not about to take this from the bubbly gut bippity bopping blowhard whose unfuckable ass does the windy thing at the slightest milliliter drop of some weak ass annihilating dairy how am i going to take that out on a cool guy like you with a pint of ben and jerrys wise guy thats fucking how back back you demon you living lolcow you udder defeat you big healthbar lactose the intolerant miniboss
How your dopey doting ever melts my frigid heart into some semblance of soupy gelatinous goo that clings to mortal bodies like a rolling fog, ever inseparable from that which meanders through its decrepit expanse. Ditto, in other words.
I appreciate the opening underlying thesis of "my rating system is beyond mortal comprehension" immediately followed by "here's the password." It's comforting to know that while civilization in its entirety previously collapsed at least once, your compassionately jovial commitment to catastrophic oversharing survived completely intact. You are also utterly adorkable beyond counterpart. Despite the. Many. Many John counterparts on this website. Godspeed, Zip. Please continue assigning arbitrarily indecipherable numerical values to cinema as though divining auguries from turtle bones in the ancient Shang dynasty of China. Your proficiency is unbound. The inscrutable oscillation between contempt for the audience's imagined questions and your own predilections will never cease to amuse me. Out of all four of us; @flightyBroad, @farmstinkButtlass, @insufferablePrick and @zoosmellPooplord, you were always the most perfectly suited for the purposes of social media. Good to see you. And I hope to continue to do so for quite some time.
hiiiiiiiii zippy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
B?? < cant s33m to s33 the paste chief
i dont know troll named yaoi faes got all sorts of whimsy ass inspired rules what if this is some kind of unseelie plot or maybe an arbitrary fairy rules cliff i gotta clear before you let me get my mack on with some seriously quality dudes think on that one i dont wanna get my name stolen or my socks animated or shrunken to a mushroom house inhabitant size do you have any idea how much room mushroom apartments have these days and rent dont get me fucking started on rent these pockets arent shallow but do i look like the kind of bitch who can cough up two acorns a month maybe if @zoosmellPooplord sponsors me but like hell am i trusting that dorkass with fucking anything involving the layout of my mushroom house naw better i dont shrink at all and we just follow your goofy bullshit yaoi fairy rules