hi!! i'm john but all my bros call me zip. i literally do not know why? you can probably ask them!!! (@insufferablePrick, @flightyBroad, @farmstinkButtlass.) anyway, i watch movies pretty much all the time now and usually, i would be bothering all these schmucks with my ratings but they are pretty sick of it. which means i'm going to bother a whole website with my incredibly cool and awesome takes instead! hehe. my system only has to make sense to me. so do not come into my direct messages or comments to ask about how it works!! if you don't intuite this stuff, i just can't help you dude. also, i watch stuff by request sometimes, but only sometimes. do not get your flipping hopes up. uhhhh...... guess i should tell you about us winning or whatever but who cares? i just watch stuff, i am straight up not giving a fuck about any of that stuff. you can put your recommendations in the #zipitfilms tag if you want me to look at it aaaand.... i think that's it? oh shit my movie list. i just started this, so it's only the stuff i have seen since yesterday but i will re watch some things too. >:B the password is zip1t!
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dont do that thats bad for your soul tell the truth about the secret group chat that only the three of us and john are invited to and how we all agreed to keep the pranksters gambit low cmon jade would you do it for a lassie snack
How your dopey doting ever melts my frigid heart into some semblance of soupy gelatinous goo that clings to mortal bodies like a rolling fog, ever inseparable from that which meanders through its decrepit expanse. Ditto, in other words.
ex fucking squeeze me hell no i am not about to take this from the bubbly gut bippity bopping blowhard whose unfuckable ass does the windy thing at the slightest milliliter drop of some weak ass annihilating dairy how am i going to take that out on a cool guy like you with a pint of ben and jerrys wise guy thats fucking how back back you demon you living lolcow you udder defeat you big healthbar lactose the intolerant miniboss
nuh uh!!!!!! i actually really like watching movies with zip and youre being a butthead just because you werent invited to our secret vampire night so blehhhhhhhhhhh!!!
you guys had a secret vampire night without me 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 its ok i guess ill get over it im young