He always talks himself up. All this bullshit about being a big, brave adventurer. I'll give him the big thing, maybe even the adventurer thing, but I'm not entirely sure that his simple little mind registers what the word 'brave' entails. Either way, it makes the thought of wrapping my hands around his throat and watching the panic in his eyes when he realizes he doesn't have the strength to pry them off all the more satisfying. #violence and #nsfwe by obligation. I've never been more inclined to hurt a man in my life. I just love the idea of putting him down, over and over again. God forbid a bro fantasize a little.