Drinking non-alcoholic beer is a bit like doing it tinkerbull style without popping a thumb in. Something rather crucial has simply gone missing and everyone involved knows it. Blech. #nsfw #suggestive #substance

wtf do either of those thing's mean.

beers alredy so gross gettin drunk is leik the 1 + who evn inented non alcoholic beer? it was prolly 2 help recoverin alcoholics but wehn beer taste that gross anyways? #substance
You know. The four legged arrangement? Making the beast with two backs? Having a bit of the other?

I mean yeah pailing 8ut like. what position is this

}:( yo... not sure 1'm l1k1ng that phrase...
I couldnt have said it better myself.
Er. The way animals usually do it? I think in some circles its considered the canine persuasion.

WHAT DOES TINKER8ELL HAVE TO DO WITH WOOF8EAST STYLE
Egads no! TinkerBULL. I would never dream of roping that feisty little gal into such abhorrent conversation.

okay this makes a little more sense 8ut like only 8y a small margin