Tansie
@whisperingWillow
(if you know me from work, no you don't)
(my cupe cubby is callin' me... like, save me, cupe cubby)
(hahahaha I'm so fucked! my manager just asked the actual boss if he could cuff me to the desk if he found me avoidin' work in the ablutionblock. take like three fuckin' guesses about where I'm like chittin' from and like they had this conversation literally like outside oh fuck hahaha it's not funny I'm so fucked my boss was literally like 'yeah it'll be funny and teach them a lesson' fuck)
(my fuckin' boss just very cheerfully informed me that he's added a sweep to my debt like what the fuck and he was like definitely hopin' I'd refuse it so he could like add more but I didn't because I know what he's like so he can like go fuck himself. I'm gonna stay in here till my manager or whoever comes lookin' because like what's more time on the scale gonna fuckin' do?? can't make it much worse!)
we gotta kill your boss, man
(overcooked my fuckin' noodles in the work break room like actually fuck my life this was like my only meal for the night fuck)
[I] I feel this deeply.] [S] Someone stole yesterday's uneaten lunch from the work fridge which I intended to eat today.] [MISC.] ]
(hey so can a fuckin' weird door like show up here please? either for me to escape from my job and boss or to like get rid of my boss forever and be free)
trust man you dont want that but i do hear theres people on this site who can teleport maiebe one of them can help you out
ya never know
(guess who just got 'volunteered' for an extra shift?! I fuckin' hate it here, I've been at work for literally like 17 hours already and now I have to work another 7 fuck my life like actually fuck my life)
keep up the good worwk we like to see the hustle
(my boss's mate keeps like lookin' at me and followin' me around and it's fuckin' weird like go away)
(finally in my cupe. no fuckin' clue how long I was clocked in for, my own fronds are like all blurry. gotta be up in like two hours for work again fml)
(do you lot think my boss will notice if I just don't come out the ablutionblock like at all?)
oh fuckkkk yeah the boss i definitelie didnt cull that one time (it was kind of an accident) was like. teal and alone as fuck so i got no advice for you man you might have better luck with running for your fuckin life
godspeed and good luck for real like
i hear you sounds like a shit time im sure there's some bitches on this site that know their stuff when it comes to running and hiding maiebe someone could post you up not me tho i work minimum fuckin wage and dont go aniewhere
i mean it seems like it im sure some of them might be able to help you out tho obviouslie if theie're super obvious and easie to find theie probablie arent that good lol but i reckon you might be able to find one genuinelie heres hopin
im chill w whatever im all of the above no problem hope it helps fr us victims of capitalism gotta stick together
(clockin' in to work and I already want to leave)
(if someone could cull my boss for me, that'd be great)
preach as fuck me in everie job ever except when i was self emploieed for a bit lol
i cant man mie job is corner guie at a fuckin grocerie shop but heie good luck
swap with me i'll rock the corpo goth look til theie fire me and you can chill in the corner on your palmhusk all the time thats what ive been doin
me too dog this shit is so boring
(this is a test message to check the connection in my work's ablutionblock)