Tansie

1 day ago

(my cupe cubby is callin' me... like, save me, cupe cubby)

Kult: +7

Total: 7

1 day ago

(hahahaha I'm so fucked! my manager just asked the actual boss if he could cuff me to the desk if he found me avoidin' work in the ablutionblock. take like three fuckin' guesses about where I'm like chittin' from and like they had this conversation literally like outside oh fuck hahaha it's not funny I'm so fucked my boss was literally like 'yeah it'll be funny and teach them a lesson' fuck)

Kult: +4

Kull: +2

Total: 6

Ratio: 2.00

2 days ago

(my fuckin' boss just very cheerfully informed me that he's added a sweep to my debt like what the fuck and he was like definitely hopin' I'd refuse it so he could like add more but I didn't because I know what he's like so he can like go fuck himself. I'm gonna stay in here till my manager or whoever comes lookin' because like what's more time on the scale gonna fuckin' do?? can't make it much worse!)

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

2 days ago

we gotta kill your boss, man

Kult: +5

Total: 5

3 days ago

(overcooked my fuckin' noodles in the work break room like actually fuck my life this was like my only meal for the night fuck)

Kult: +17

Kull: +10

Total: 27

Ratio: 1.70

Madeth Astrae

3 days ago

@adeptAdjutant[AA]

[I] I feel this deeply.] [S] Someone stole yesterday's uneaten lunch from the work fridge which I intended to eat today.] [MISC.] 🫩]

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @adeptAdjutant[AA]

3 days ago

(oh my gods fuckin' hell that like sucks so much. I usually like hide it at like the back or bottom of the fridge)

Kult: +7

Total: 7

(hey so can a fuckin' weird door like show up here please? either for me to escape from my job and boss or to like get rid of my boss forever and be free)

Kult: +19

Kull: +15

Total: 34

Ratio: 1.27

trust man you dont want that but i do hear theres people on this site who can teleport maiebe one of them can help you out

↩ @emergentJobhopper[EJ]

(yeah I don't think that teleportin' is gonna like help me much man)

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @whisperingWillow[WW]

ya never know

Kult: +7

Kull: +2

Total: 9

Ratio: 3.50

6 days ago

Bysshe Ozyias, Undefeated Charwming Diplomatic Extrwaorwdinairwe

(guess who just got 'volunteered' for an extra shift?! I fuckin' hate it here, I've been at work for literally like 17 hours already and now I have to work another 7 fuck my life like actually fuck my life)

Kult: +23

Kull: +10

Total: 33

Ratio: 2.30

6 days ago

@gjengangersTrepidation[GT]

keep up the good worwk we like to see the hustle

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gjengangersTrepidation[GT]

6 days ago

(I don't want to be here like at all, it's barely a 'hustle' but like whatever)

Kult: +2

Total: 2

(my boss's mate keeps like lookin' at me and followin' me around and it's fuckin' weird like go away)

(finally in my cupe. no fuckin' clue how long I was clocked in for, my own fronds are like all blurry. gotta be up in like two hours for work again fml)

Kult: +7

Total: 7

(do you lot think my boss will notice if I just don't come out the ablutionblock like at all?)

Kult: +85

Kull: +77

Total: 162

Ratio: 1.10

↩ @emergentJobhopper[EJ]

(my boss is an indigo with purple quads who are like always hangin' around so I don't think I could like cull my boss and then actually like live after)

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @whisperingWillow[WW]

oh fuckkkk yeah the boss i definitelie didnt cull that one time (it was kind of an accident) was like. teal and alone as fuck so i got no advice for you man you might have better luck with running for your fuckin life

↩ @emergentJobhopper[EJ]

(yeah honestly I'm genuinely like considerin' it)

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @whisperingWillow[WW]

godspeed and good luck for real like

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @emergentJobhopper[EJ]

(thanks I'm gonna really fuckin' need it if I do run 'cause like they'll be after me for more than just like my paycheck, you get me?)

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @whisperingWillow[WW]

i hear you sounds like a shit time im sure there's some bitches on this site that know their stuff when it comes to running and hiding maiebe someone could post you up not me tho i work minimum fuckin wage and dont go aniewhere

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @emergentJobhopper[EJ]

(oh fr?? like fr fr???? I just wanted somewhere to like complain and vent and shit)

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @whisperingWillow[WW]