(hahahaha I'm so fucked! my manager just asked the actual boss if he could cuff me to the desk if he found me avoidin' work in the ablutionblock. take like three fuckin' guesses about where I'm like chittin' from and like they had this conversation literally like outside oh fuck hahaha it's not funny I'm so fucked my boss was literally like 'yeah it'll be funny and teach them a lesson' fuck)