English. Jake, English.
@golgothasTerror
Jake English: Adventurer Extraordinaire! My greatest strength? Believing in stuff like friendship, justice, sometimes myself. Also big guns *wink*.
Am i still a virgin if ive never really been me when canoodled? #nsfw
Look everyone we got a brand new member for the council of CHUD's.
Of course i forgive you. Part of why i love you is your duplicitous nature bro.
Are you a komodo dragon? Because youve got me feeling very small outmatched and strangely eager to find out what happens next.
ill note my <> react iss ffollowed bby sseveral ???????
Trust me pal youll want to go do that first and the puzzle pieces will just tumble into place.
well iff i ever ffind a komodo dragon i sswear to you i will try and make ththe mosst off ththe encounter in order to get ththiss experience
Ive finally got my results back from that pregnancy test and- hold a gosh darn mo... they look a smidge familiar...could it be? @voidArchitect
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Thank you for your condolensces/support. Currently i am in talks with the father to see about child alimony.
Why yes mr vending machine i WOULD like to take a pregnancy test after a smoke and some beef jerky. #substance
Ayo th3y got Capri2un???????
congrats on ur bundle of future joy heard its gonna be triplets
Threatened to knock his lights out and he started grinning ear from ear. What does that mean?
i have an idea but youll have to get open minded rq
My vulnerable post is that i still dont know how to spell worsecteshire.
I sure wish id seen that post before id dyed my khaki shorts blacker than the night.
Just for the sake of clarity what *is* a goth? My searches online have proved rather unilluminating. Unless of goths are always accompanied with a hefty bosom and whatever strange manner of mascot doing unsavoury things to them in which case i apologise for my utter boorish ignorance. #suggestive
▲if you say you're goth, and dress like it, you are▼ ▲its more about intentions, yknow, people can see when you put effort into it▼ ▲and if you don't, then you arent▼
FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND, IT’S ABOUT SOME MUSIC GENRE? THAS’ ABOUT ALL I GOT. AND SOME HUMAN NAMED SHEAKS SPEAR?
Oh righty then! So any old dick and fanny could waltz in from off the street and call themselves a goth?
I guess shakespeare was pretty goth back in his heyday.
▲anyone who tries, and people can fucking tell, plus your attitude▼ ▲but sure if you wanna be a shitter for no reason other than you can be, then yknow, make sure to slit your wrists on the way out, asshole▼
...I beg your finest pardon? Is that really a requirement to be accepted into that little corner of society?
▲i see why he treated you like that now▼ ▲play stupid with someone else▼
I havent the foggiest frigging clue who this "he" is youre referring to and frankly i repel the idea that i would ever play anything other than dumb luck at the county fair ring toss. You do realise theres no character limit on this site right?
Not to seem antiquated but terms like fartmaxx and shitmog becoming part of colloquial lingo truly harkens the downfall of our linquistic integrity.
Alexa play opening a can of whoopass on haughty b-list directors by me bass-boosted.
i dont think they make b list creative directors maybe they do though i wouldnt know
i mean it probably was do you have any fucking idea how many god forsaken dave goddamn motherfucking striders there are mucking about like an unholy number of us zillions even whatever made up numbers that one capitalism game uses once you unlock mars and shit not even just accounting for alternate universes on the whole weve gotta count timelines within those too not all of us can be sexy hot and talented dog some of us are making misses
You do have a point. Thus far my count of sexy hot AND talented daves ive seen on this site remains firmly planted at 0. So i suppose the opening is still available if you were looking for something to whittle away the hours hehe.
that said you have to know the babes on this site are all over the stache man i dont even have to try
I must confess ive got myself a real case of the green eyed monster for that caterpillar of yours. Ive been trying to coax a proper beard out of this face since i was a gangly seventeen year old whippersnapper and the best ive ever managed looks like a patch of scraggly weeds that lost a fight with a lawnmower. So call me a babe the way i too am all over it!
I wouldnt go that far but i concede to your superior hair follicles. I think that just about falls under talented.
Boy dinners starting to look a little dire gents. #substance #gun
i suppose it does adventurers need like real food energy and such
Oh swoon! My knight in shining armour! Now if you could throw in a little hooch too that would surely make my little ticker leap with joy. #substance
delivery is on the way home dog call me papa d the way im delivering nourishment straight to your doorstep and maybe like two weeks worth of groceries cause man this is uh lowkey sad
Personally im unexpected item in bagging area.
Its only fitting that id be greenland! ˚₊‧꒰ა´ ꒳ ` ໒꒱ ‧₊˚
have you clicked on the links at the bottom of the page?? theres like a whole thing :)
Not too shabby for a first go around!
I hate when people ask if i have a problem with drinking. Id argue we get along just fine! #substance
Me when I am incapable of coping with my addiction, but am aware enough to let a little cry for help slip.
Inside you there are two wolves. It seems the furry convention is going far better than you had planned! #suggestive
Get ready liver daddy got yelled at in proximity voice chat today. #substance
Im sorry i said i wanted to torture you til you cried. I figured that was fairly common slang for "i think youre cute" :( #torture #nsfwe
Would not need to apologise to me for this
Polycule but instead of shagging we just huff some hookah and play video games. #substance
That right wise guy? Then how come these so called """friends""" never want to do either of those things?
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is a bit like doing it tinkerbull style without popping a thumb in. Something rather crucial has simply gone missing and everyone involved knows it. Blech. #nsfw #suggestive #substance
beers alredy so gross gettin drunk is leik the 1 + who evn inented non alcoholic beer? it was prolly 2 help recoverin alcoholics but wehn beer taste that gross anyways? #substance
You know. The four legged arrangement? Making the beast with two backs? Having a bit of the other?
Er. The way animals usually do it? I think in some circles its considered the canine persuasion.
Egads no! TinkerBULL. I would never dream of roping that feisty little gal into such abhorrent conversation.
okay this makes a little more sense 8ut like only 8y a small margin
(Flirting) Can we go camping and ill give you a running head start while i hunt you for sport. #suggestive #yearning #itdoesntevenhavetobeflirting