@golgothasTerror — #substance
Why yes mr vending machine i WOULD like to take a pregnancy test after a smoke and some beef jerky. #substance
Boy dinners starting to look a little dire gents. #substance #gun
I hate when people ask if i have a problem with drinking. Id argue we get along just fine! #substance
Get ready liver daddy got yelled at in proximity voice chat today. #substance
Polycule but instead of shagging we just huff some hookah and play video games. #substance
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is a bit like doing it tinkerbull style without popping a thumb in. Something rather crucial has simply gone missing and everyone involved knows it. Blech. #nsfw #suggestive #substance
Drank 6 beers. Feel amazing. Surely 6 more will double this feeling! #substance
@justCallie I hear youve got the type of stuff thatll knock the socks off the devil himself. #substance
Ready for whatever today brings me! #substance #suggestive #?
I bring a lipgloss on the blunt kind of vibe that seem to really piss off a lot of these macho male types. #substance
My favourite kind of alcohol? A lot. #substance
*I* dont get hungover because i drink with a pure heart and good intentions and the absinthe can always tell. #substance
Theyve kicked me out the bar tonight for drunkmaxxing. What even if the point of the damn place if not to do so?? #substance
When you really think about it a bloody mary is really just a vodka gazpacho. Thats why its the appetiser of the day. #substance
Finished wordle crossword connections spelling been strands and sudoku. Nothing left to do but go to the liquor store! #substance
While my contemporaries appear to be on baby number two im only just embarking upon beverage number five. I suppose adventure takes many forms. #substance
Whoever has my voodoo doll please be gentler. And maybe pop him an edible. #substance
Still debating if that blue spider gent is part of my dream or nightmare blunt rotation. #substance
Accidentally singeing off your eyebrows from hitting the apple pipe builds character actually. #substance
I realise now the fault lies in me and this confounded tagging system. Contrary to popular belief i am NOT choking the chicken. I was (and potentially am still if anyone might be so kind) soliciting the stuff dreams are made of. #substance