@golgothasTerror — #substance
Theyve kicked me out the bar tonight for drunkmaxxing. What even if the point of the damn place if not to do so?? #substance
When you really think about it a bloody mary is really just a vodka gazpacho. Thats why its the appetiser of the day. #substance
Finished wordle crossword connections spelling been strands and sudoku. Nothing left to do but go to the liquor store! #substance
While my contemporaries appear to be on baby number two im only just embarking upon beverage number five. I suppose adventure takes many forms. #substance
Whoever has my voodoo doll please be gentler. And maybe pop him an edible. #substance
Still debating if that blue spider gent is part of my dream or nightmare blunt rotation. #substance
Accidentally singeing off your eyebrows from hitting the apple pipe builds character actually. #substance
I realise now the fault lies in me and this confounded tagging system. Contrary to popular belief i am NOT choking the chicken. I was (and potentially am still if anyone might be so kind) soliciting the stuff dreams are made of. #substance