@golgothasTerror — #substance
Judge all you want now but youll be really feeling my absence when youre tapping the bar tab hard and no one else wants to do body shots with you. #substance
Sir reginald tipplewand. A companion to last you well into your twilight years and then some. #substance
This beau has recently come home with me. A most excellent addition to my collection i should think. #substance #snong
Date idea: i chug an entire bottle of vino and you deal with the consequences. #substance
Sadly i do have champagne taste with a beer wallet. #substance
Found myself standing here this afternoon and would you believe it half of chittr was there too! #substance
Hows about you all *smash* some ablutions and *pass* the bottle. #substance
Well thats tonights dinner sorted! #substance
What if im autistic and my special interest is drinking? What then? #substance
Why yes mr vending machine i WOULD like to take a pregnancy test after a smoke and some beef jerky. #substance
Boy dinners starting to look a little dire gents. #substance #gun
I hate when people ask if i have a problem with drinking. Id argue we get along just fine! #substance
Get ready liver daddy got yelled at in proximity voice chat today. #substance
Polycule but instead of shagging we just huff some hookah and play video games. #substance
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is a bit like doing it tinkerbull style without popping a thumb in. Something rather crucial has simply gone missing and everyone involved knows it. Blech. #nsfw #suggestive #substance
Drank 6 beers. Feel amazing. Surely 6 more will double this feeling! #substance
@justCallie I hear youve got the type of stuff thatll knock the socks off the devil himself. #substance
Ready for whatever today brings me! #substance #suggestive #?
I bring a lipgloss on the blunt kind of vibe that seem to really piss off a lot of these macho male types. #substance
My favourite kind of alcohol? A lot. #substance
*I* dont get hungover because i drink with a pure heart and good intentions and the absinthe can always tell. #substance
Theyve kicked me out the bar tonight for drunkmaxxing. What even if the point of the damn place if not to do so?? #substance
When you really think about it a bloody mary is really just a vodka gazpacho. Thats why its the appetiser of the day. #substance
Finished wordle crossword connections spelling been strands and sudoku. Nothing left to do but go to the liquor store! #substance
While my contemporaries appear to be on baby number two im only just embarking upon beverage number five. I suppose adventure takes many forms. #substance
Whoever has my voodoo doll please be gentler. And maybe pop him an edible. #substance
Still debating if that blue spider gent is part of my dream or nightmare blunt rotation. #substance
Accidentally singeing off your eyebrows from hitting the apple pipe builds character actually. #substance
I realise now the fault lies in me and this confounded tagging system. Contrary to popular belief i am NOT choking the chicken. I was (and potentially am still if anyone might be so kind) soliciting the stuff dreams are made of. #substance